New girlfriend

[el borracho]

Well, after watching "The Mummy Returns" I have decided to add Patricia Velasquez to my list of pseudo-girlfriends. Patricia now joins Claire Forlani, Monica Bellucci and number one hypothetical gal pal Laetita Casta in my daydreams.

How many pseudo girlfriends does it take to make a harem, anyway?

[el borracho]

Patricia:

http://www.quicksilverweb.net/hotlist/c3/3patrici.jpg

[Iowanian]

"miss patricia, welcome to the el borracho spank bank"

[J Diddy]

3 if you do it right

[el borracho]

Cool portrait style photo:

http://www.factio-magazine.com/_current/PATY_(E)_copy.jpg

[el borracho]

"The Mummy Returns" is a terrible movie, by the way.

[noa]

I remember her from Arrested Development. She's pretty hot, but Monica Bellucci is in another league IMO.

[el borracho]

Never did see Arrested Development. Worth watching, or no?

[KcMizzou]

Never did see Arrested Development. Worth watching, or no?Yes. Very good show.

They still show it on G4 TV.

[El Jefe]

Well, after watching "The Mummy Returns" I have decided to add Patricia Velasquez to my list of pseudo-girlfriends. Patricia now joins Claire Forlani, Monica Bellucci and number one hypothetical gal pal Laetita Casta in my daydreams


Monica Bellucci, is hot IMO. You just now say the mummy returns, man your like 3 years behind the release date lol.

[el borracho]

I don't really know what G4 TV is. Anyway, I guess I should do something productive today. Off I go...

[chagrin]

Monica Bellucci is in another league IMO.


I totally agree dude, I love her

[KcMizzou]

I don't really know what G4 TV is. Anyway, I guess I should do something productive today. Off I go...It's what replaced Tech TV.

[sedated]

i got a thing for the main chick from those movies, don't know her name though

[CoMoChief]

Yes. Very good show.

They still show it on G4 TV.


Sucks it was cancelled. That was the funniest show on TV. Bad thing for viewers is that it was a show you had to follow closely to get all of the inside jokes and small comedy they had in there, but it was comedy genious.

[afchiefs]

Well, after watching "The Mummy Returns" I have decided to add Patricia Velasquez to my list of pseudo-girlfriends. Patricia now joins Claire Forlani, Monica Bellucci and number one hypothetical gal pal Laetita Casta in my daydreams.

How many pseudo girlfriends does it take to make a harem, anyway?

It takes eighteen!

White guy: I have 4 boys and my wifes pregnant with the 5th one. I'll have a basketball team.

Black guy: Well I have 10 boys and my wifes expecting the 11th one. I'll have a football team.

Arab guy: Well I have 17 wifes and I'm getting married tommorrow. I'll have me a golf course!!

[El Jefe]

She's pretty hot, but Monica Bellucci is in another league IMO.

I agree 100%, Bellucci is an Icon.

[htismaqe]

Patricia Velasquez
Claire Forlani
Monica Bellucci
Laetita Casta

[Lawrence from Office Space voice]What you got against American girls, el borracho?[/Lawrence voice]

[chagrin]

i got a thing for the main chick from those movies, don't know her name though


Rachael friggin Weisz, and so do I...

[luv]

i got a thing for the main chick from those movies, don't know her name though
Rachel Weisz

[el borracho]

It's what replaced Tech TV.
Uh... what?

[Baby Lee]

Mmmm Marta.

[el borracho]

Patricia Velasquez
Claire Forlani
Monica Bellucci
Laetita Casta

[Lawrence from Office Space voice]What you got against American girls, el borracho?[/Lawrence voice]
I like them, too, but they never seem to make my list of dream girls. I'm sure there must be millions but I can't think of a single American girl that would make the above list. Feel free to tell me what I am missing. I'm certainly willing to make room in the imaginary harem.

[vailpass]

She looks like my housekeeper.