How and when do you think you will die?

[ZepSinger]

It's time for some deep thoughts.... :hmmm:

How and when do you think you'll die? Not how you'd like to die (i.e. in bed with a Playmate, while base jumping from the Matterhorn, etc. etc.), but how you honestly see your demise.

Based on the fact that my relatives all live into their 90's, I think I'll make it to around 90 and then have a heart attack while doing something like walking up the stairs. Not very glamorous, but really, I think that's how it will go for me.

What say ye, O painfully mortal Planeteers?

Z

[siberian khatru]

I've always thought I was going to die "early," meaning not of old age. Either cancer or a car/plane crash.

I'm flying to Phoenix in five weeks, so y'all better enjoy my posts here until then. They might be all that's left.

[Frazod]

In front of the TV during a f#cking Chiefs game. :#

[Donger]

Airplane crash. 2011.

[siberian khatru]

In front of the TV during a f#cking Chiefs game. :#

Heart attack when they win the Super Bowl, eh?

[Fish]

I will leave this world on Nov. 11, 2011.... A ouija board told me....

[Radar Chief]

Heart attack when they win the Super Bowl, eh?

Hypothermia when hell freezes over?

[Frazod]

Heart attack when they win the Super Bowl, eh?

Boy that would suck. I figure it'll just be a regular old typical frustrating game where we should have won easily but somehow the other team's driving for the winning score and the defense is folding like a cheap tent. :banghead:

[mylittlepony]

10 seconds after saying "Hold my beer and watch this"

[gblowfish]

It may be very soon if I don't stop watching the Royals...

[RealSNR]

Gunshot to the brain. In about 20 seconds...

I would've made an "I'm leaving the Planet forever" thread but I figured nobody would believe me.

[Knob]

It's time for some deep thoughts.... :hmmm:

How and when do you think you'll die? Not how you'd like to die (i.e. in bed with a Playmate, while base jumping from the Matterhorn, etc. etc.), but how you honestly see your demise.

Based on the fact that my relatives all live into their 90's, I think I'll make it to around 90 and then have a heart attack while doing something like walking up the stairs. Not very glamorous, but really, I think that's how it will go for me.

What say ye, O painfully mortal Planeteers?

Z


I will end up passing away with a StageIV ulcer on my sacrum, and on ABX and narcotics. Why you ask?

Because in 40 years I will have watched over millions of hours of Chiefs games in the hope that each year would be the one where the team would finally win a superbowl. Carl if your listening, It doesn't have to be this way. :sulk:

[DMAC]

Didn't Rainman clear all of this up for us a year or so ago?

["Bob" Dobbs]

Well, I HOPE it's when I'm 99 and shot by a jealous husband.

[Simplex3]

I'll either be dead in the next 10 years of a heart attack (mom's side of the family) or I'm going to make it to my mid 80's and die of God only knows what (dad's side). I'm guessing 80's, but who knows.

[bogie]

I have no idea. However, at almost 50, I've thought about this. I didn't used to think about it. I have a 9 year old daughter and I don't want her to have her Daddy die at a young age. I have a brother that died at 42 from a massive heart attack. My Dad had a heart attack and survived it. My Grandfather on my Mothers side died from cancer younger than he should have. So here I am. Cancer? Heart attack? I don't know. I hope I live till I'm 90 and am still playing horrible golf.

[BigRedChief]

You want to know the exact second you are going to die? Visit www.deathclock.com (http://www.deathclock.com)

[MOhillbilly]

some sort of systems failure.
before im 55.

[bogie]

some sort of systems failure.
before im 55.

You young pups should not even be thinking about this yet.

[OnTheWarpath15]

You want to know the exact second you are going to die? Visit www.deathclock.com (http://www.deathclock.com)


Dammit. Gonna die on a Tuesday. How boring.

Probably die on the shitter or something....

[ChiTown]

You want to know the exact second you are going to die? Visit www.deathclock.com (http://www.deathclock.com)

I've got less than 30 years to live........I better keep moving. See ya!

[MOhillbilly]

You young pups should not even be thinking about this yet.

burn it at both ends for your entire life.:rockon:

[siberian khatru]

Boy that would suck. I figure it'll just be a regular old typical frustrating game where we should have won easily but somehow the other team's driving for the winning score and the defense is folding like a cheap tent. :banghead:

If that were the case you'd have been dead a long time ago.

[Stewie]

Probably hooked to some massive ventilator with tubes in my nose, pecker, and ass. Death ain't pretty.

[bogie]

burn it at both ends for your entire life.:rockon:

You know what, that's honestly the way I've lived my life. It's worked so far.

[Duck Dog]

I think pneumonia will claim me late in life. I have two week bouts of it every year and it ain't pretty.

[88TG88]

I'm thinking either diabetes or in a shootout with LAPD.

Edit: All this will happen the day before the Chiefs win the Super Bowl.

[Bwana]

Year? In the mountains from a grizzy bear, but it will be a draw. He will get me, but will also be so full of lead there will be little doubt which bear attacked old Bwana, because he will also be taking a dirt nap.

[BigRedChief]

I've got less than 30 years to live........I better keep moving. See ya! I've only got 25 years and I die on a wednesday. How average! :shake:

[TinyEvel]

Bowl of antifreeze.

[The Franchise]

Monday June 22nd 2054

I'm assuming I'll die in some freak accident. Get crushed by a tree......maybe go sky diving and the parachute doesn't open.

[alanm]

Bowl of antifreeze.
I can't believe it took 30 posts before someone came out with the antifreeze lexicon.
The Planet has lost it's burst. :)

[afchiefs]

I'm goin to blow up like a roman candle within 2 weeks. Doc can't get my BP in check. Checked it at noon 165/120 Boom!!! :fire:

If he tries to take me off my beer he may go before I do. :grr:

[CosmicPal]

Damn...according to the Death Clock, I was supposed to have died on Tuesday, February 22, 2005.

Haha...I'm cheatin' death!

[4th and Long]

Wife: "If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?"

Husband: "Why?"

Wife: "Nevermind."

:eek:

[Hammock Parties]

Speak for yourselves. I plan to live forever.

[4th and Long]

Speak for yourselves. I plan to live forever.
"Aren't you supposed to be dead?"

[Hammock Parties]

"Aren't you supposed to be dead?"

"I've always known I'll die alone."

[CosmicPal]

"I've always known I'll die alone."

So have we.

[4th and Long]

"I've always known I'll die alone."
"Physician, heal thyself."

[Hammock Parties]

So have we.

Shit, I walked into that one. ROFL

[Hammock Parties]

"Physician, heal thyself."

"I've been dead before."

[4th and Long]

"I've been dead before."
"He's worse than dead!"

[luv]

So, which Star Trek are you guys quoting?

[Hammock Parties]

So, which Star Trek are you guys quoting?

Several of them.

[Hammock Parties]

"He's worse than dead!"

"Buried alive!"

[4th and Long]

"Buried alive!"
"..., my old friend, you're still alive"

[sedated]

in a car wreck

[luv]

I just discovered I have a snake living in my storage closet off my patio. Not to worry. Snakes don't really bother me, so I'm still alive.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Today... of boredom.

[CoMoChief]

I say 75-80.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I just discovered I have a snake living in my storage closet off my patio. Not to worry. Snakes don't really bother me, so I'm still alive.
Well you've got that goin' for ya then... which is nice.

[JohnnyV13]

I will die immediately after I force Anna Kournakova to pass out after 10 consecutive orgasms.

[Stewie]

I just discovered I have a snake living in my storage closet off my patio. Not to worry. Snakes don't really bother me, so I'm still alive.

Throw it on the grill! A little rice pilaf with a bell pepper and onion veggie and you're set.

[luv]

Throw it on the grill! A little rice pilaf with a bell pepper and onion veggie and you're set.
I was thinking about seeing if it would mind pitching in on the rent.

[unothadeal]

deathclock.com

[BigRedChief]

deathclock.com (http://deathclock.com)
JEEZZZ N00b get with the program.:shake:

[unothadeal]

JEEZZZ N00b get with the program.:shake:
I must have missed it when I was skimming through the thread. My eyes must have gone straight to your sig and missed your post.

[BigRedChief]

I must have missed it when I was skimming through the thread. My eyes must have gone straight to your sig and missed your post.
You eyeballing Rainman's wife? You know what happened to the last dude that dissed Rainman like that?
http://www.superchefblog.com/images/marlonbrando_godfather.png

[sedated]

Snakes don't really bother me

heh, we know. we've seen the threads

[FD]

While driving across the surface of the moon in a ferrari filled with chicken wings, huge explosion

[unothadeal]

You eyeballing Rainman's wife? You know what happened to the last dude that dissed Rainman like that?
http://www.superchefblog.com/images/marlonbrando_godfather.png
He gained 200 lbs and eventually died of pulmonary fibrosis?

[BigRedChief]

He gained 200 lbs and eventually died of pulmonary fibrosis?
Let that be a warning :)

[Demonpenz]

liver cancer 55

[Adept Havelock]

2014, when the Universe suffers a spontaneous reality failure and disappears.

[PinkFloyd]

Monday... Feb. 12th, 2046....

Probably heart attack or just plain ole' old age...