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|Zach|
05-15-2007, 11:16 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/220/499142480_4024bf8c9b_o.jpg

The Franchise
05-15-2007, 11:17 PM
Dear God....I'd tell the person I want my money back.

Hammock Parties
05-15-2007, 11:17 PM
Bitch was ugly to begin with.

Smed1065
05-15-2007, 11:18 PM
LOL

The Franchise
05-15-2007, 11:19 PM
Bitch was ugly to begin with.


Come on....you know you'd tap that.

Hammock Parties
05-15-2007, 11:20 PM
Come on....you know you'd tap that.

Maybe on the shoulder to tell her to shut up.

cdcox
05-15-2007, 11:22 PM
"Make it just like this picture, except give her wooden teeth."

Saggysack
05-15-2007, 11:24 PM
I don't think the work is done completely. May be the reason it looks ghoulish...

But, if you want a portrait, make sure the MF'er doing it has atleast alittle bit of talent with it.

ChiefJustice
05-15-2007, 11:24 PM
this is why i will never get a tattoo.

Demonpenz
05-15-2007, 11:28 PM
Must have died in a fire.

The Franchise
05-15-2007, 11:35 PM
On a side note....he's spot on with the necklace. lol

Smed1065
05-15-2007, 11:41 PM
Maybe it is a picture of the future for her.

Bugeater
05-16-2007, 12:02 AM
Wow, that's just a horrible job all around. The lettering doesn't even look good.

luv
05-16-2007, 12:03 AM
Wow, that's just a horrible job all around. The lettering doesn't even look good.
That's what I was thinking. They do draw these things out before they put the outline on. They couldn't look at that and see that it looked like crap?

Saggysack
05-16-2007, 12:15 AM
Wow, that's just a horrible job all around. The lettering doesn't even look good.


That's not lettering, it's red marker. The tattoo is not completed.

Bugeater
05-16-2007, 12:23 AM
That's not lettering, it's red marker. The tattoo is not completed.
If that's the case, dude better abort the mission and cut his losses now.

NJ Chief Fan
05-16-2007, 12:50 AM
ROFL she looks like one of those southern rappers in the tattoo.
http://www.teenfx.com/prize_images/paul-wall.jpg

kcxiv
05-16-2007, 01:19 AM
Come on....you know you'd tap that.
He he's dreaming to get something better then that, he may have to stick to porn for the rest of his life.

kcxiv
05-16-2007, 01:21 AM
If that's the case, dude better abort the mission and cut his losses now.
I would be scrapping the damn thing off with some sand paper or something.

Scorp
05-16-2007, 01:25 AM
Not trying to hijack here, but I just got a tattoo. It is kinda small, I may go larger.
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k169/rombeck/2-1.jpg
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k169/rombeck/1-2.jpg

WestcoastChief
05-16-2007, 02:20 AM
Should have had the gal from miami ink do the job. A buddy of mine had his baby girl done by her. I think her name is katt, but it looks like a photo copy of the picture that she used to do the tatoo.

CoMoChief
05-16-2007, 02:35 AM
hubba hubba hubba

ChiefFan31
05-16-2007, 02:42 AM
Wow, that is a hideous tat. It makes her look horrible.


I wonder if the storefront sign "no talent ass clown tattoo parlor." gave him pause.

Braincase
05-16-2007, 05:36 AM
"Tonight on Miami Ink.... want a candid opinion about your tat?"

Mile High Mania
05-16-2007, 05:50 AM
10 seconds after receiving the tat, the guy hears "Oh, I'm not a licensed tatoo artist... but, I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night".

kepp
05-16-2007, 06:38 AM
"Make it just like this picture, except give her wooden teeth."
ROFL
"I want a picture of Shrek wear my girlfriend's jewelry."

MOhillbilly
05-16-2007, 07:47 AM
http://modblog.bmezine.com/wp-content/uploads/200612191032-pix1.jpg

they dont all have to be crap.

MOhillbilly
05-16-2007, 07:49 AM
Not trying to hijack here, but I just got a tattoo. It is kinda small, I may go larger.


how much/who/where?

tmax63
05-16-2007, 07:59 AM
That tat looks like she just spit out a big ole pinch of Copenhagen.

Eleazar
05-16-2007, 07:59 AM
I don't have any tattoos, probably wouldn't get one, but just a general question for men who have them. Why all the skulls and stuff?

Iowanian
05-16-2007, 08:07 AM
Duh Cochise....its to scare women and children.


"I guess he can't read the signs
that say I've been to prison.
Someone ought to warn him
'fore I knock him off his chair.

My long hair just can't cover up
my reeeeed neck"

Iowanian
05-16-2007, 08:11 AM
I sold drawings in college to a guy whose legal first name was "hamburger". He wanted me to start coming in and doing some tats. While the idea of putting tweaty birds mowing the lawn for so-hos was appealing.....I didn't do it because I was AFRAID I'd have an off day and do something like this tatoo to someone.

Eleazar
05-16-2007, 08:52 AM
Duh Cochise....its to scare women and children.


"I guess he can't read the signs
that say I've been to prison.
Someone ought to warn him
'fore I knock him off his chair.

My long hair just can't cover up
my reeeeed neck"

Well, I just meant that although I wouldn't do it, I can see people getting things that are significant to them. Like, your father's name, your kid's name, your favorite sports team's logo or whatever. But why the skulls and fire and things like that?

crazycoffey
05-16-2007, 09:17 AM
"stories from drunken tatoo artists"

MOhillbilly
05-16-2007, 11:34 AM
I don't have any tattoos, probably wouldn't get one, but just a general question for men who have them. Why all the skulls and stuff?

cause its ****ing tough.

NewChief
05-16-2007, 11:40 AM
I sold drawings in college to a guy whose legal first name was "hamburger". He wanted me to start coming in and doing some tats. While the idea of putting tweaty birds mowing the lawn for so-hos was appealing.....I didn't do it because I was AFRAID I'd have an off day and do something like this tatoo to someone.

I'd be interested in seeing some of your drawings. Between your writing ability and your art (assuming you're any good), you should have done comic strips or graphic novels.

Iowanian
05-16-2007, 11:46 AM
I'm not that good...and have been told so by my hs and first college art teacher....but I've made several grand over the years doing stuff like this...alot of custom "from your photo" stuff. Here are a couple I have on the work pc.

Stinger
05-16-2007, 11:48 AM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/220/499142480_4024bf8c9b_o.jpg

:hmmm:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=24472&stc=1

That tat looks like Slayer back in the day. Where is grandllama ??

LMAO LMAO

NewChief
05-16-2007, 11:51 AM
I'm not that good...and have been told so by my hs and first college art teacher....but I've made several grand over the years doing stuff like this...alot of custom "from your photo" stuff. Here are a couple I have on the work pc.

Cool stuff. I imagine there would be a nice, widespread market for that type of art. People love western influenced stuff. For some reason, I was expecting a cartoon of a guy on the crapper saying something funny.

Adept Havelock
05-16-2007, 03:04 PM
The Tat in the original post looks more like the Ugly Stepsister that ran the bar (Larry King) from Shrek 2.

Scorp
05-16-2007, 03:10 PM
how much/who/where?


Well @75.00 per hour I currently have 5 hrs into the sleeve. I need about 3 more hrs. to finish it. So the cost will tally 600.00.

Jim Chavez owner of Sketches Tattoo.

Sketches Tattoo in Glendale, Arizona.