Greatest Wedding Reception Ever?

[|Zach|]

I think so.

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[Rain Man]

I wish I was that cool.

[Tribal Warfare]

It was cool until *everyone* got off beat

[ChiefsFire]

We did the chicken dance at mine.....

[DaFace]

Interestingly, my fiancee proposed having our entire wedding party learn the Thriller dance and do it at our wedding about six months ago. These bastards stole the idea.

[Hammock Parties]

That right there is why I avoid weddings like the plague.

[ChiefsFire]

That right there is why I avoid weddings like the plague.

That and the uncomfortable social interaction with intoxicated bridesmaids...

[|Zach|]

That right there is why I avoid weddings like the plague.
God forbid you interact with people without pressing the submit button.

[CoMoChief]

I would have been too hammered to do anything remotely to that.

[Hammock Parties]

God forbid you interact with people without pressing the submit button.

Dude it is just weddings. I ****ing loathe them.

[Nzoner]

That makes me miss my days as a mobile DJ,I could literally write a book on some of the crazy stuff I witnessed at weddings,birthday parties etc.

[KcMizzou]

Dude it is just weddings. I ****ing loathe them.Well, they sure beat funerals.

[Nzoner]

Well, they sure beat funerals.

Of course for him he wouldn't have to worry about being told no....









oh I'm going to hell.

[KcMizzou]

Of course for him he wouldn't have to worry about being told no....









oh I'm going to hell.LMAO

Yes, yes you are.

[2112]

God forbid you interact with people without pressing the submit button.
HAHAHA!

ROFL

[morphius]

Interestingly, my fiancee proposed having our entire wedding party learn the Thriller dance and do it at our wedding about six months ago. These bastards stole the idea.
but then she saw you dance?

[KcMizzou]

but then she saw you dance?It's a bad deal when you can't dance as well as a zombie.

[morphius]

It's a bad deal when you can't dance as well as a zombie.
DaFace didn't strike me as a white guy who could dance

[Nzoner]

Back on topic I once DJ'ed a wedding for a fraternity guy,anyhow I get asked if I have the Hawaii Five-O theme and I say yes.The groom tells me wait till I give you the signal and play it.

So he and a bunch of his frat brothers line up 6 folding chairs one in front of the other and then 6 guys sit while on either side of each chair there's another guy holding 2 beers each.

I start the music and the guys sitting start acting like their paddling and scooting the chairs while the other dudes start splashing beer over them like waves.

To this day I still can't believe the beer those dudes wasted trying to get a laugh.

[cdcox]

In the '80s our wedding gig was "Shout" by Otis Day and the Kights.

The worst I saw was the groomsmen removing their shirts to "I'm too sexy". Luckily I was born early enough to miss that fad.

[KcMizzou]

DaFace didn't strike me as a white guy who could danceI can't dance either, but.... the bar is low. :D

[morphius]

I can't dance either, but.... the bar is low. :D
I don't think I should admit to anything...

[KcMizzou]

I don't think I should admit to anything...Surely you didn't.

I didn't even think about that "the bar is low" thing until your repsonse.

[DaFace]

but then she saw you dance?

Oh, I never said that I consented to it! Just that it was her idea. :p

And, no, I can't dance.

[morphius]

Oh, I never said that I consented to it! Just that it was her idea. :p

And, no, I can't dance.
See, I could tell that because you might have done it if you could, LOL!

[DaFace]

See, I could tell that because you might have done it if you could, LOL!

Oh, I could have done it. I would have looked like an idiot doing it, but I've done worse.

[morphius]

Surely you didn't.

I didn't even think about that "the bar is low" thing until your repsonse.
I wasn't thinking about the bar hanging low, I just didn't want to admit that whether or not I may or may not be able to dance...

[Sam Hall]

This will be my groom's cake

[KcMizzou]

I wasn't thinking about the bar hanging low, I just didn't want to admit that whether or not I may or may not be able to dance...Ah... I thought you were implying that you did the limbo at your wedding.

[morphius]

This will be my groom's cake
Mine had a couple of sport bikes going down a road, nothing great, but still kind of cool.

[Phobia]

I would have been too hammered to do anything remotely to that.
I'd have been hammered enough to do something exactly like that.

[Phobia]

Oh, I never said that I consented to it! Just that it was her idea. :p

And, no, I can't dance.

I'm just shocked you scored a fiance. There may be hope for gochiefs holding hands one day.

[morphius]

Ah... I thought you were implying that you did the limbo at your wedding.
No, I mostly did the stupid dances at my wedding, it is other peoples weddings that I make an ass of my self.

[Sam Hall]

controller comes with it

[Sam Hall]

Nintendo DS cake

[Sam Hall]

Wiicake

[Sam Hall]

This would be cool

[Sam Hall]

NES cake in one piece

[Sam Hall]

Cool, but you'd have to be slightly crazy

[Valiant]

Interestingly, my fiancee proposed having our entire wedding party learn the Thriller dance and do it at our wedding about six months ago. These bastards stole the idea.


Other then the fact that video has been out for a while... Maybe she seen the video and got idea??? :)

It is still great though even though it is like the tenth time i have watched it, My mom has just now gotten the link to starwars kid and emailed it to me like it was some sort of new find... I laughed at her at lunch, I still love her though...

You guys should just pick another Jackson song or maybe New Kids on the Block...

[Valiant]

Back on topic I once DJ'ed a wedding for a fraternity guy,anyhow I get asked if I have the Hawaii Five-O theme and I say yes.The groom tells me wait till I give you the signal and play it.

So he and a bunch of his frat brothers line up 6 folding chairs one in front of the other and then 6 guys sit while on either side of each chair there's another guy holding 2 beers each.

I start the music and the guys sitting start acting like their paddling and scooting the chairs while the other dudes start splashing beer over them like waves.

To this day I still can't believe the beer those dudes wasted trying to get a laugh.


My redneck brother-in-law had revenge on him for all the times he ****ed with his brothers weddings... All the groomsmen had:
1. redneck teeth during the wedding,
2. over ten dollars worth of coins on each person that they dumped out while looking for the ring...
3. woopie cushions going off randomly..
4. they lit the candles with butane torches...

I was an usher and was laughing the whole time, none of us knew they were doing it before hand.. Not the groom, preacher, bride just the brothers... Preacher almost walked out... That video is hilarious now...

[Deberg_1990]

Ha! We did "Baby Got Back" at mine.....

[Sam Hall]

I've heard "Honky-Tonk Badankadonk" at a reception

[DaFace]

Considering the fact that I live in Donkey country and half of the people at the wedding will be Broncos fans, I don't feel like I have any choice but to use this as a template for my groom's cake:

http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/6862/kc857il7.gif

[Frazod]

Dude it is just weddings. I ****ing loathe them.

Wait until you've been married a couple of times. Then you'll REALLY f#cking hate 'em. :#

[KcMizzou]

Wait until you've been married a couple of times. Then you'll REALLY f#cking hate 'em. :#Yeah... wedding-funeral... it's close. But weddings are still better.

[luv]

Yeah... wedding-funeral... it's close. But weddings are still better.
Try being at one as a 30 year old single female.

[morphius]

Try being at one as a 30 year old single female.
Yeah, I'm guessing hearing, "When are you going to get married?", 10 times could make you want to stab a fork in someone's eye.

[Simply Red]

Considering the fact that I live in Donkey country and half of the people at the wedding will be Broncos fans, I don't feel like I have any choice but to use this as a template for my groom's cake:

http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/6862/kc857il7.gif


Too funny, because that was my groom'sman cake. By the way fellow,
"wildcat." I absolutely loved that.

[luv]

Yeah, I'm guessing hearing, "When are you going to get married?", 10 times could make you want to stab a fork in someone's eye.
Only 10? It's that, or "I've got a nephew/son/cousin/brother about your age."

[Demonpenz]

i guess one of my old buddies had some mudvayne played at his slideshow at his wedding last week. He is a big black doom metal fan.

[Phobia]

Only 10? It's that, or "I've got a nephew/son/cousin/brother about your age."
I do have a cousin about your age.

[Ralphy Boy]

I have a cousin in a small rural farm town in Illinois, and at his wedding reception, as we were waiting for he and his bride to arrive, the song Macho Man came on and my cousin decided not to wait for the bride as it was after all "his song". So, beer in hand, he danced his way in and headed right for the dance floor. Since the keg was right by the dance floor, there was a bunch of us guys standing around and we encircled him. It might sound gay, but it was hysterical as each of us did a little dance with him. When they got to our uncle, who is a tad overweight, he lifted up his shirt as if it were a feather boa and started pulling it from side to side, exposing his rather large belly.

Now my cousin is a "life of the party" kind of guy as is his eldest brother, but the middle brother is much more reserved. Later that night the three of them were standing on the edge of the dance floor, in age order, and the song from the Will Ferrell/Chris Katan - Night at the Roxbury skits came on. They started that whole bit dancing all up on my poor shy cousin, spilling their beer on him as they bumped him back and forth. He was mortifyed, but his misery was well worth it in my opinion.

[luv]

I do have a cousin about your age.
Is his head as big as yours?

[Phobia]

Is his head as big as yours?I haven't any idea. Sorry.

[luv]

I haven't any idea. Sorry.
Eh. I don't know that I'd want to risk being related to you or not. :p

[Dunit35]

Ha, that video rocked. Looks like I will be making sure my fiance sees this.

[Phobia]

Eh. I don't know that I'd want to risk being related to you or not. :p
If it's any consolation, he's adopted.

[BigMeatballDave]

ROFL