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dtebbe
06-03-2007, 07:52 PM
So we just had this indian family (about 12 of them) move into a forclosed home in our neighborhood. One of the guys thinks he's Amet Andretti and drives 50 mph thru the subdivision, and thier kids are just wild...

But perhaps the best thing of all... they have a complete kitchen in thier garage, and the women cook all the meals out there with the garage door open. WTF?

Tonite we drove by, and I told my wife we should pull in and order some curried goat......

DT
Phobia
06-03-2007, 07:54 PM
That would be awesome. I'd love to have Indian neighbors.

I just love those sexy, colorful burkas.
Rain Man
06-03-2007, 07:56 PM
Dot or feather?
headsnap
06-03-2007, 07:58 PM
Geronimo or Ghandi?
Saulbadguy
06-03-2007, 07:58 PM
I have Indian neighbors, next door in our duplex. They are pretty quiet. They have kids, one is a baby but the other is a 5 year old girl that they shipped to India for boarding school. They own the Indian restaurant in town, which is cool.
BWillie
06-03-2007, 08:12 PM
Look closer, those aren't Indians. It's just a bunch of puerto rican's with feathers on their hair.
BigMeatballDave
06-03-2007, 08:36 PM
Look closer, those aren't Indians. It's just a bunch of puerto rican's with feathers on their hair.Tech-support Indians, not Casino indians...
pr_capone
06-03-2007, 08:38 PM
Look closer, those aren't Indians. It's just a bunch of puerto rican's with feathers on their hair.

That is a quote from sumthin.... what was it???
BigMeatballDave
06-03-2007, 08:40 PM
That is a quote from sumthin.... what was it???Its a line from a comedian, I don't know who, but I have heard it before...
Skip Towne
06-03-2007, 08:51 PM
Oklahoma Indians are a varied bunch. And the tribe makes all the difference. There is a mini "reservation" north and east of Tulsa and that tribe are pure savages. The homes are typical govt. Small, neat brick homes with no frills. Most of the homes no longer have a garage door attached and most have a few windows boarded up. I won't name the tribe. The Cherokees, OTOH, are wonderful folks who have assimilated into society and are neat and clean. I'm still learning which tribes are which.
Phobia
06-03-2007, 08:53 PM
Its a line from a comedian, I don't know who, but I have heard it before...

It came from Carlos Mencia by way of a comedian who was more talented.
deadbabyseal
06-03-2007, 09:03 PM
It came from Carlos Mencia by way of a comedian who was more talented.
Carlos stole it from Chris Rock. I don't know who Chris Rock stole it from.
chagrin
06-03-2007, 09:05 PM
Reminds me of that joke, You know how to tell the rich Indians from the poor Indians? Just look at the tires on their vehicles; if they read "Goodyear" they're rich, if they read "No Hunting" they're poor.

Either way, have fun with the goat head bar-b-que's. I have some nieghbors like that once years ago it was a favorite of theirs, very stinky, I hated it.
BWillie
06-03-2007, 09:20 PM
Carlos stole it from Chris Rock. I don't know who Chris Rock stole it from.

Mencia steals from everybody. Cosby, Rock, it doesn't matter. He's ran out of his own material, if he ever had any. I would imagine Chris Rock made it on his own. Chris Rock is HYSTERICAL, one of my favorite comedians ever.
Logical
06-03-2007, 09:27 PM
No excuse for the Andretti character. But the cooking in the garage seems to me to be unusual but not annoying.
pikesome
06-03-2007, 09:30 PM
No excuse for the Andretti character. But the cooking in the garage seems to me to be unusual but not annoying.

If they do a lot of high heat cooking (like stir-fry-ish things) cooking outside is probably a good idea.
boogblaster
06-03-2007, 09:38 PM
Burnt goat-hair stinks up the living room..all those small motels smell like that too..dot-dot-sadot....
Deberg_1990
06-03-2007, 09:41 PM
Have you asked them if they have any good "Dog" meat for sale?
Ebolapox
06-03-2007, 09:46 PM
It came from Carlos Mencia by way of a comedian who was more talented.

carlos menstealia :shake: :shake:
Phobia
06-03-2007, 09:47 PM
Have you asked them if they have any good "Dog" meat for sale?

I think you meant to click into the "I've seen it all... my Korean neighbors" thread.
Bwana
06-03-2007, 09:56 PM
7-11 owners, or we don't like Custer indians?

If your cat comes up missing, you will have your answer. :drool:
Brock
06-03-2007, 10:05 PM
sorry about your property value.
Mr. Flopnuts
06-03-2007, 10:16 PM
An American Indian once asked me "Do you know why it is that an Indian can make love to a woman all night long and a white man can't?"

"No." I replied.

"It's because the white man has to go to work in the morning." he chuckled. At least they can take a joke.
Skip Towne
06-03-2007, 10:17 PM
7-11 owners, or we don't like Custer indians?

If your cat comes up missing, you will have your answer. :drool:
Not necessarily with Oklahoma Indians. Depends on the tribe. Ever heard the phrase "Dog Eatin' Delawares"?
Silock
06-03-2007, 10:19 PM
Man, I'd go over and introduce myself. Swap recipes or something. Bring them some cookies and ask them to slow down when driving.
Skip Towne
06-03-2007, 10:21 PM
An American Indian once asked me "Do you know why it is that an Indian can make love to a woman all night long and a white man can't?"

"No." I replied.

"It's because the white man has to go to work in the morning." he chuckled. At least they can take a joke.
Before the white man showed up, Indian men hunted and fished all day while the women did all the work. The white man "fixed" that.