****Official Paris Hilton In Jail Thread****

[Sam Hall]

I'm shocked they haven't let her out yet.

[Reerun_KC]

She actually went to jail?

[Sam Hall]

She actually went to jail?

You know, she probably could've gotten away with not showing up.

[Stinger]

:)

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[Pushead2]

Hopefully there will be lesbian sex tape that shoots out quick....

[kepp]

:)

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Wow...totally owned.

[Simplex3]

Hehe. She didn't look so happy in the crowd.

I've got $10 that says Paris drove herself to that show.

[Mile High Mania]

Jack's reaction is funny...

[Mr. Laz]

wow ..... that's harsh

[InChiefsHeaven]

Holy crap. I'm surprised they spanked her so hard with her there...I figured they would all sympathize with her...

[Simplex3]

On a side note, I'd much rather nail that comedian than Paris Hilton.

[Reerun_KC]

Hopefully there will be lesbian sex tape that shoots out quick....


Why just drive out into the country and watch to cows get it on...

Paris is one nasty twat....

[StcChief]

On a side note, I'd much rather nail that comedian than Paris Hilton.
No doubt about that.... Paris = skank

[Reerun_KC]

On a side note, I'd much rather nail that comedian than Paris Hilton.


:bravo:

[crazycoffey]

On a side note, I'd much rather nail that comedian than Paris Hilton.


Let us know how Jimmy Kimmel's dick tastes when you're done....

[Pushead2]

Let us know how Jimmy Kimmel's dick tastes when you're done....

:harumph: gross

[Easy 6]

Wow...totally owned.

Yeah, she really blasted Paris & Lohan last night, but that black dress ruined a perfectly hot figure...Sarah looked like crap in that thing.

[Scaga]

This thread is worthless, with or without pix.

[Simplex3]

Let us know how Jimmy Kimmel's dick tastes when you're done....
Is she nailing Kimmel? WTF has this world come to?

[crazycoffey]

Is she nailing Kimmel? WTF has this world come to?

for a couple years now he's gone balls deep on that funny girl.

[Bowser]

Is she nailing Kimmel? WTF has this world come to?

I do believe they are married.

[Reerun_KC]

for a couple years now he's gone balls deep on that funny girl.


Thats not funny....

[KurtCobain]

I'll sleep alot better knowing that scumbag is off the streets. I may even let my daughter go outside now.

[Fish]

Let us know how Jimmy Kimmel's dick tastes when you're done....

You don't think she's washed herself since?

[Reerun_KC]

I'll sleep alot better knowing that scumbag is off the streets. I may even let my daughter go outside now.


Wait one minute! She says she is a "role model" for young girls and she adds excitement to our dull mundane lives....

[crazycoffey]

Wait one minute! She says she is a "role model" for young girls and she adds excitement to our dull mundane lives....

The world is a much better place because of Paris Hilton!































Sheeez, as if....... :p

[Pushead2]

Why just drive out into the country and watch to cows get it on...

Paris is one nasty twat....

We know, but it's the fact that some Butch controlled her ass.... :)

[BigMeatballDave]

On a side note, I'd much rather nail that comedian than Paris Hilton.Oh, hell yeah!

[Reerun_KC]

We know, but it's the fact that some Butch controlled her ass.... :)


Making her bark like a doggie?

[Pushead2]

Making her bark like a doggie?

Whatever floats your boat :)

[crazycoffey]

Making her bark like a doggie?


ah, now that's not even funny.

[Reerun_KC]

ah, now that's not even funny.


Come on CC, just a little bit funny?

[crazycoffey]

Come on CC, just a little bit funny?


Nope, not if post #20 isn't. :harumph:






:p

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Sarah Silverman is f*cking hot.

[Reerun_KC]

Nope, not if post #20 isn't. :harumph:






:p


Whiney ass baby. I am funny and your not, So deal with it.

[crazycoffey]

Whiney ass baby. I am funny and your not, So deal with it.


yeah, good thing looks aren't everything....

[cadmonkey]

You can literaly see, in that video, the second that she realizes that her "fans" don't care if she goes to jail or not. F*cking Priceless.

[88TG88]

:)

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ROFL ROFL
Who the hell expected her to go to the movie awards anyways ?

[Skip Towne]

Whiney ass baby. I am funny and your not, So deal with it.
I'll settle this. Neither one of you is funny. Funny looking maybe.

[Dunit35]

Whore off!

Wheres Mr. Slave when you need him.

[VonneMarie]

:)

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ROFL

[greg63]

MUWAHAHAHA!!!!

[ChiefaRoo]

I'll settle this. Neither one of you is funny. Funny looking maybe.

Skip. Please don't speak unless spoken too. It's not my rule it's what the board wants.

[Sam Hall]

She checks into prison and an infectious outbreak occurs :LOL:

http://www.smh.com.au/news/people/psychiatrist-rushes-to-see-paris/2007/06/06/1181089129943.html

[Fish]

The celebrity news website TMZ.com said Hilton had been crying on the phone, complaining that she wasn't able to sleep or eat and that her small cell was "freezing cold".

This makes me giggle with delight.... and I don't feel guilty for it.....

[Skip Towne]

Skip. Please don't speak unless spoken too. It's not my rule it's what the board wants.
Learn the difference between to and too before addressing me you moron.

[Reerun_KC]

This makes me giggle with delight.... and I don't feel guilty for it.....
Really life is a bitch huh?

[Reerun_KC]

Learn the difference between to and too before addressing me you moron.
Cranky agian today Skip?

[Skip Towne]

Cranky agian today Skip?
Nah, just having fun slapping Chefaroo around. I think he likes it. Stockholm Syndrome.

[ChiefaRoo]

Nah, just having fun slapping Chefaroo around. I think he likes it. Stockholm Syndrome.

Skip's to do list

1) Wash and wax Chiefaroos car
2) Polish Chiefaroos DTV dish
3) Man whore at the Shady Acres old folks home in T-Town - Pay Chiefaroo his money
4) Feed the goats
5) Go to home depot and buy red wood stain for deck on double-wide
6) Jack off to a picture of a sheep
7) Pick up Penis pump and Viagra at discount pharmacy with new Soc. Sec. funds
8) Buy several cartons of generic cigarettes at Sam's
9) Scream at grandchildren for shaking beer enroute from the fridge to Skips vinyl broyhill recliner - circa 1977

[crazycoffey]

Ha, vinyl broyhill recliner.......

too funny!

[Pushead2]

ROFL

[88TG88]

This makes me giggle with delight.... and I don't feel guilty for it.....
I find that funny because it hasn't hit less than 65 degrees the past few days.

[kcxiv]

Skip's to do list

1) Wash and wax Chiefaroos car
2) Polish Chiefaroos DTV dish
3) Man whore at the Shady Acres old folks home in T-Town - Pay Chiefaroo his money
4) Feed the goats
5) Go to home depot and buy red wood stain for deck on double-wide
6) Jack off to a picture of a sheep
7) Pick up Penis pump and Viagra at discount pharmacy with new Soc. Sec. funds
8) Buy several cartons of generic cigarettes at Sam's
9) Scream at grandchildren for shaking beer enroute from the fridge to Skips vinyl broyhill recliner - circa 1977
haha, nice

[chasedude]

Skip's to do list

1) Wash and wax Chiefaroos car
2) Polish Chiefaroos DTV dish
3) Man whore at the Shady Acres old folks home in T-Town - Pay Chiefaroo his money
4) Feed the goats
5) Go to home depot and buy red wood stain for deck on double-wide
6) Jack off to a picture of a sheep
7) Pick up Penis pump and Viagra at discount pharmacy with new Soc. Sec. funds
8) Buy several cartons of generic cigarettes at Sam's
9) Scream at grandchildren for shaking beer enroute from the fridge to Skips vinyl broyhill recliner - circa 1977

That's some funny chit! ROFL

[BIG_DADDY]

One of the guards should do the right thing and offer her the pacifier they have in their pants.

[Pushead2]

One of the guards should do the right thing and offer her the pacifier they have in their pants.
Going back to my possible sex tapes, this time man on woman.

[Sam Hall]

Paris Hilton to be released on Tuesday

Paris Hilton will be issued her get-out-of jail card on Tuesday after spending almost 3 1/2 weeks in the slammer. The release date, announced Friday, was determined by the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department's Inmate Reception Center. The exact hour of Hilton's release was not disclosed.

"There's no set time," said Deputy Luis Castro, adding he didn't know if any special arrangements had been made to return Hilton to her Hollywood Hills home.

The 26-year-old Hilton, who was sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case, surrendered on June 3.

Sheriff Lee Baca released her to electronically monitored house arrest on June 7, citing an undisclosed medical condition he said made her a better candidate to serve the rest of her time at home.

Her sentencing judge, who had specifically barred Hilton from house arrest, ordered her to court the next day and returned the sobbing hotel heiress to jail.

Although her sentence was for 45 days, authorities have said all along that with time off for good behavior and because of crowded jail conditions Hilton was likely to serve only 23. Tuesday will mark the 24th day since she surrendered following an appearance at the MTV Movie Awards.

Hilton's release is scheduled for the same day Baca is to appear before the county Board of Supervisors, which is investigating whether her June 7 release amounted to preferential treatment.

The sheriff has said Hilton's celebrity focused so much attention on her case that she actually served more time than an average person would have under the same circumstances.

[Halfcan]

you all would do Paris-don't lie

[Sam Hall]

you all would do Paris-don't lie

It would be like throwing a hot dog down a tunnel.

[Halfcan]

It would be like throwing a hot dog down a tunnel.

are you talking about her big fuggin mouth or the other two holes-lol

[alanm]

you all would do Paris-don't lie
Don't know.. Does she have any particular talent? :hmmm:

[88TG88]

you all would do Paris-don't lie
Sure why not.

[Valiant]

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2038472292


Good music video parody...

[Coach]

you all would do Paris-don't lie

I'm not lying, but I sure as hell wouldn't do her.

[Reerun_KC]

you all would do Paris-don't lie


Not with your d*ck and Redrum's mom pushing...

[Sam Hall]

Larry King will interview Paris on Wednesday night's show:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070624/ts_alt_afp/entertainmentpeoplecrimehilton_070624071122

[Smed1065]

Sure why not.

Just what I expected from a Hicks fan and jersey OWNER!

[88TG88]

Just what I expected from a Hicks fan and jersey OWNER!
:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
dammit mods

[kcxiv]

I'm not lying, but I sure as hell wouldn't do her.
I would, just to get her pregnant, then i am set for life. lol Women do it, why cant men?lol

[Sam Hall]

At last - the long national nightmare is over.
And beginning anew.
Wotta country.
The stuff we deem important makes the baby Jesus cry.
The baby Allah cries as well.

[Buehler445]

I would, just to get her pregnant, then i am set for life. lol Women do it, why cant men?lol

:wayne:

[Sam Hall]

:wayne:

[InChiefsHeaven]

At last - the long national nightmare is over.
And beginning anew.
Wotta country.
The stuff we deem important makes the baby Jesus cry.
The baby Allah cries as well.

Damn Paris...eat a sandwich or something...:Lin:

[Bowser]

This thread is like a bad case of herpes - it just won't go away*.






*So I'm told, of course

[Reerun_KC]

I take it she is out of jail now?

how is this news worthy?

[Sam Hall]

I take it she is out of jail now?

how is this news worthy?