Paris Hilton's FREE AT LAST!

[wutamess]

THANK GOD ALMIGHTY! :rolleyes:
"over crowding" now it's turned into a medical issue.
Just reported on Fox news K.C.

http://www.tmz.com/
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/07/paris.hilton/index.html
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8PK0LTG0&show_article=1

[Easy 6]

WTF???

[ChiefsfaninPA]

See, our justice system does work.

[JohninGpt]

Did she learn her lesson? Is she re-habilitated?

[kepp]

I'm so glad they didn't go easy on her :shake:

So, if the reduction from 45 to 23 days was for good behavior, what caused it to be reduced from 23 to 3 days? $$$?

[ChiefsfaninPA]

I'm so glad they didn't go easy on her :shake:

So, if the reduction from 45 to 23 days was for good behavior, what caused it to be reduced from 23 to 3 days? $$$?

She was probably going crazy, and her parents donated some money for someones re-election bid.

[PhillyChiefFan]

you have GOT to be kidding me, so the law doesn't apply to her b/c she is loaded. 3 DAYS!!!??!?!?

[wutamess]

apparently there's a press conference scheduled.

[Rooster]

What a bunch of BS.. :mad:

[Bugeater]

What a joke.

[Pushead2]

This is bullshit (excuse the language)

[Reerun_KC]

apparently there's a press conference scheduled.


That is great, and you wonder why other countries hate us?

Hilton is a joke... But americans embrace this and run wild with these stories!

[kepp]

She was probably going crazy, and her parents donated some money for someones re-election bid.
Or maybe Dub-ya pardoned her.

[StcChief]

Cali... the rules don't apply Image does

[kepp]

That is great, and you wonder why other countries hate us?

Hilton is a joke... But americans embrace this and run wild with these stories!
Yep...many housewives will be glued to the E! channel today.

[Reerun_KC]

Yep...many housewives will be glued to the E! channel today.


Almost as bad as when the fat playmate whacked herself....

[chasedude]

This is Raiduhs ! 3 days? Give me a break.

I wonder what idiot is going to bid on her jail jumpsuit on ebay now.

[Reerun_KC]

This is Raiduhs ! 3 days? Give me a break.

I wonder what idiot is going to bid on her jail jumpsuit on ebay now.


pathetic at best.... You or I would be locked up and ganged raped for what she did....

[crazycoffey]

wow, now I can finally get on with my life..... :rolleyes:

[PhillyChiefFan]

You know what really sucks, she is gonna make millions sharing her tell all story about her stint in prison...her 3 day stint

[eazyb81]

i'm guessing the governator pardoned her.

[chasedude]

You know what really sucks, she is gonna make millions sharing her tell all story about her stint in prison...her 3 day stint

Yup, I've heard about a book deal in the works... OMG! :shake:

[wutamess]

According to Drudge, the jails are "over crowded" There's nothing to see here people... Move along now.

[Infidel Goat]

Maybe she received additional "time served" for listening to Sarah Silverman the other night???

[PhillyChiefFan]

a book deal?? is it a coloring book, cause pretty sure when your Paris Hilton you don't have to read

[Messier]

So can others with similar circumstances site this as precedent when it comes to sentencing? Or does reduced sentence not count? It just seems like a horrible example to set, I mean by the courts.

[PhillyChiefFan]

and I was all like "OMG, WTF no evian...that is SOOO not hot."

[wutamess]

Drudge just changed it to a medical issue now.

[Easy 6]

So can others with similar circumstances site this as precedent when it comes to sentencing? Or does reduced sentence not count? It just seems like a horrible example to set, I mean by the courts.

Great question, like she's the only person in jail with medical issues. She sure was healthy enough to attend the movie awards, i'm completely disgusted.

I just wanna bitch slap her & her whole family.

[Joe Seahawk]

Oh good, now my mundane life is brightened..

[kepp]

Maybe she received additional "time served" for listening to Sarah Silverman the other night???
I might actually be able to understand that...she got MAJORLY roasted LMAO

[Ultra Peanut]

PRAISE JESUS

[Sure-Oz]

poor baby is under house arrest, **** that bitch

[Sure-Oz]

Drudge just changed it to a medical issue now.
what, a lack of protein deposits down her throat?

[Easy 6]

poor baby is under house arrest, **** that bitch

Seriously though, one can only imagine the horrors that await her in her lavishly appointed digs.

She'll have plenty of time to ponder her debt to society as she relaxes poolside.

[PhillyChiefFan]

the proverbial slap on the wrist

[Mr. Laz]

i guess she refused to eat and rather than deal with all that crap like intravenous feeding they just decided to send her home under house arrest instead.

[The Franchise]

Simply ****ing amazing.......

I hope while she's walking around in her mansion....she trips and busts her head open. You know damn well if an inmate refused to eat....that they would just use intravenous feeding and move on.

[luv]

Simply ****ing amazing.......

I hope while she's walking around in her mansion....she trips and busts her head open. You know damn well if an inmate refused to eat....that they would just use intravenous feeding and move on.
They could have taken her into the male population. I'm sure she would have gotten her fill.

[The Franchise]

They could have taken her into the male population. I'm sure she would have gotten her fill.
True but I think she still has standards. You know like billionaire rich kids or starving musicians.

[Baby Lee]

I guess that just goes to show it's not just Hollywood, like, . . . everybody's going to jail. . .

That didn't come out right.

[Sam Hall]

now my official thread is obsolete
I was hoping it could go longer

[crazycoffey]

Medical release? So she really did chip her tooth on the penis painted bars of her cell.....



Sarah even gave her a good warning about that, tsk tsk.

[Sam Hall]

****Official Paris Hilton Home Confinement Office Pool****

Name the first night we will see a picture of her out partying

[Sure-Oz]

Bitch looks like a mannequin

[The Franchise]

****Official Paris Hilton Home Confinement Office Pool****

Name the first night we will see a picture of her out partying


I call tonight. You know damn well they'll just bring the party to her house.

[Sam Hall]

I think she will be out partying at clubs this Saturday night.

[bogie]

This does not surprise me at all. She's made a mockery of the court system.

[kepp]

When you think about it though, she's always been free.

[Eric]

Sounds like podium political move.

Anyone agree?

They need more money!

[Phobia]

I think she should spend all her time at the bar searching for the real killer.

[Reerun_KC]

This does not surprise me at all. She's made a mockery of the court system.


How do you think the judge feels, he/she has just been bitched slapped by Paris Hilton for all of America to see...

Talk about zero credibility.... Career Killer...

[Reerun_KC]

I think she should spend all her time at the bar searching for the real killer.


I would be it is just a matter of time before she kills someone by DUI.....

[Fish]

$ > Justice

[jidar]

my favorite part of this thread are the people commenting how stupid people are for paying attention to Paris Hilton.

[Reerun_KC]

my favorite part of this thread are the people commenting how stupid people are for paying attention to Paris Hilton.


Hey its the offseason... okay?

[StcChief]

I think she will be out partying at clubs this Saturday night.
Iwould like to see the ankle bracelet with a dog shock collar attachment.

It's after 6pm, your not at home. Zap Zap Zap.

[kcxiv]

Happens all the time, my best friend did a week, for beating the living shit outta this one dude at the bar. lol He was supposed to do 3 months did a week and a half.

[chagrin]

I guess that just goes to show it's not just Hollywood, like, . . . everybody's going to jail. . .

That didn't come out right.

LMAO

Good to see you checking in Nicole, heh.

[chagrin]

I don't know if this has been posted yet but According to TMZ Paris did have a cavity search, LOL!


Paris DID Have to Spread 'Em!
Posted Jun 6th 2007 3:20PM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Paris Hilton
TMZ has learned that Paris Hilton DID have to undergo a cavity search as part of the booking process at the jail.

The NY Post reported this morning that Paris was not required to undergo the customary 'bend over and cough' search for contraband upon checking in to jail. Not true!

TMZ has learned that Paris was forced to endure the "search." Humiliation at its finest!

No word on if they found anything during the exploration.

[Spicy McHaggis]

I can't believe nobody stepped up to the plate and shanked her.

[gblowfish]

That chick's got the gono-ca-ca-ca-ca's.

She'd be like rollin a hot dog down a bowlin' lane.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

so the law doesn't apply to her b/c she is loaded. 3 DAYS!!!??!?!?
Now you're getting it.

[greg63]

Well I can't say that this comes as any surprise to me. :rolleyes:

[chiefqueen]

So, this is what I got from the CNN story: she was refusing to eat jail food.

I'm busy today but out of the goodness of my heart I'll translate this for everybody. Paris did not want to be jail so she went on a "hunger strike" the jail system bought so they changed her sentence to house arrest where, although she is still confined to her house NOT her property (SEE Martha Stewart) she can still have parties (as long as SHE stays in her house) and does not have the regimented schedule as she would if she was in jail.

If I were a judge my conditions for home arrest would be no cable, no internet, and one would have to have potential guests approved by one's probabtion officer who would supervise the guest's visit (this would probably eliminate or greatly reduce parties).

[88TG88]

Happens all the time, my best friend did a week, for beating the living shit outta this one dude at the bar. lol He was supposed to do 3 months did a week and a half.
It does happen all the time but people didn't want Paris to be the beneficiary.

[Stewie]

Was she released for good performance?

[chiefqueen]

Was she released for good performance?

Good performance for acting like a 3-year-old, maybe.

[Sure-Oz]

She probably loved the cavity search of course she likely didn't feel anything anyway, anyone hear an echo?

[L.A. Chieffan]

Who cares? Put this in the same category as the Mighty Ducks winning the cup.

[Sure-Oz]

Who cares? Put this in the same category as the Mighty Ducks winning the cup.
I had no idea they were even good or who was in the finals this year.

[crazycoffey]

Paris got released? Sweet! (I mean "that's hot") We can print up our superbowl tickets now......

[FAX]

There once was a jailed millionairess
Who was not easy to embarrass
She pleaded with gravity,
"Guards, please search my cavity!"
And they said, "Go home Paris, you scare us!"

FAX

[Sure-Oz]

There once was a jailed millionairess
Who was not easy to embarrass
She pleaded with gravity,
"Guards, please search my cavity!"
And they said, "Go home Paris, you scare us!"

FAX
Reminds me of that south park episode... ROFL

[bogie]

How do you think the judge feels, he/she has just been bitched slapped by Paris Hilton for all of America to see...

Talk about zero credibility.... Career Killer...

I'm not sure who made the decision to release her. But I agree, if I was the Judge, I would be piiiiiiissed off.

[crazycoffey]

There once was a jailed millionairess
Who was not easy to embarrass
She pleaded with gravity,
"Guards, please search my cavity!"
And they said, "Go home Paris, you scare us!"

FAX



I've learned that platonic love can and does exist between two male posters on this planet....
I love you man. No really, I love you.

[Reerun_KC]

I've learned that platonic love can and does exist between two male posters on this planet....
I love you man. No really, I love you.


I think I just threw up a little....

:Lin:

[greg63]

There once was a jailed millionairess
Who was not easy to embarrass
She pleaded with gravity,
"Guards, please search my cavity!"
And they said, "Go home Paris, you scare us!"

FAX

Nice! ROFL

[Stewie]

Good performance for acting like a 3-year-old, maybe.

I said "performance," not behavior.

[Demonpenz]

I am just glad she is ok.

[Chan93lx50]

Wont eat? Feed her Antifreeze that is the Chiefsplanet way!

[Baby Lee]

TMZ reporting, not a physical ailment, or eating related, alleges she was 'on verge of mental breakdown.'

[Sure-Oz]

TMZ reporting, not a physical ailment, or eating related, alleges she was 'on verge of mental breakdown.'
Someone please let her choke on their dick, litterly.

[memyselfI]

CA 'justice' system.

Nuff said.

[wutamess]

There once was a jailed millionairess
Who was not easy to embarrass
She pleaded with gravity,
"Guards, please search my cavity!"
And they said, "Go home Paris, you scare us!"

FAX

When did this fugger return?

[tk13]

TMZ reporting, not a physical ailment, or eating related, alleges she was 'on verge of mental breakdown.'
i.e. "threw a big enough fit until officers couldn't take it anymore."

[Phobia]

TMZ reporting, not a physical ailment, or eating related, alleges she was 'on verge of mental breakdown.'

Uh. Good. Might be a character building experience.

[InChiefsHeaven]

There is a very, very good SNL skit that MUST be brewing right about now...

[FAX]

When did this fugger return?

Yesterday, Mr. wutamess. I graduated from fugger school (with honors, by the way) and am now a licensed and bonded fugger practicing both domestic and international fugging and proudly filling the current fug void with professional-quality, all-inclusive, guaranteed, and expedited fugging. It is my sincere hope that, through cost-effective and value-added fugs I can deliver and maintain high-volume fugging without sacrificing fug quality.

FAX

[wutamess]

Yesterday, Mr. wutamess. I graduated from fugger school (with honors, by the way) and am now a licensed and bonded fugger practicing both domestic and international fugging and proudly filling the current fug void with professional-quality, all-inclusive, guaranteed, and expedited fugging. It is my sincere hope that, through cost-effective and value-added fugs I can deliver and maintain high-volume fugging without sacrificing fug quality.

FAX

:spock:

[Psyko Tek]

$ > Justice


Justice you get what you pay for

[gblowfish]

Yesterday, Mr. wutamess. I graduated from fugger school (with honors, by the way) and am now a licensed and bonded fugger practicing both domestic and international fugging and proudly filling the current fug void with professional-quality, all-inclusive, guaranteed, and expedited fugging. It is my sincere hope that, through cost-effective and value-added fugs I can deliver and maintain high-volume fugging without sacrificing fug quality.

FAX

And honestly, who can argue with that?

BTW: The Paris limerick is perhaps the greatest limerick ever written.
Welcome back to the CP my friend. You make me smile.

[007]

Our legal system hard at work.

[Baby Lee]

Fax explains for the board why he leaves us,
And the loss of his wit ever grieves us,
But the call of the bard,
brought him back here, and hard,
when Paris rose on the third day just like Jesus.

[Baby Lee]

"community-based alternatives to custody electronic monitoring program"

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

[FAX]

And honestly, who can argue with that?

BTW: The Paris limerick is perhaps the greatest limerick ever written.
Welcome back to the CP my friend. You make me smile.

Thank you, Mr. gblowfish. Actually, I really shouldn't be here. I have far too much work to do to reasonably justify spending time posting and trying to make sense out of Mr. chagrin's posts. Had it not been for a nocturnal visitation from one of God's more obtuse messengers, I would be working now. Ah, well.

Still, in my absence, I missed a lot of important news on the Chiefs and the void in my life caused by the lack of Mr. Baby Lee's counsel has proven to be somewhat problematic as well. Apparently, I have to learn to balance RL with Planetlife. That, and the question of existence of opossum heaven are my primary concerns at this point.

FAX

[ChiefaRoo]

Thank you, Mr. gblowfish. Actually, I really shouldn't be here. I have far too much work to do to reasonably justify spending time posting and trying to make sense out of Mr. chagrin's posts. Had it not been for a nocturnal visitation from one of God's more obtuse messengers, I would be working now. Ah, well.

Still, in my absence, I missed a lot of important news on the Chiefs and the void in my life caused by the lack of Mr. Baby Lee's counsel has proven to be somewhat problematic as well. Apparently, I have to learn to balance RL with Planetlife. That, and the question of existence of opossum heaven are my primary concerns at this point.

FAX


Please go away again. See you in 2020?

[noa]

Man, when my friends got house arrest, they hated it because their houses were small and they got bored easily. She's going to live it up in her mansion. Probably won't even feel like she's on house arrest.
I normally don't care about celebrity bullsh*t, but this actually pisses me off and I'm kind of disappointed in myself but I can't help it.

[teedubya]

Sweet. My 'Free Paris' campaign worked magically. Im a hero.

[teedubya]

http://www.numbmonkey.com/archives/seanstoryimages/paris%20hilton%20mugshot.bmp

[big nasty kcnut]

You know if they got a gun and shot paris it would be a good thing.

[Fairplay]

Maybe the L.A county jail will start treating other whores and prostitutes like this.

[unothadeal]

There is a very, very good SNL skit that MUST be brewing right about now...
Figures. Just when the season ends this comedy gold starts to happen. Same thing happened a year or two ago with Tom Cruise's Summer Meltdown.

[Easy 6]

Please go away again. See you in 2020?

My first instinct here, is to defend FAX, but the truth is that i really dont need to...i'm sure he's crafting a brutally scathing reply as we speak.

[Rain Man]

God had to make a choice between freeing Paris or Tibet, but Tibet doesn't make porn.

[kstater]

God had to make a choice between freeing Paris or Tibet, but Tibet doesn't make porn.



Hey she doesn't make porn, those tapes were not meant to be seen by the public.






































Until her "career" started slumping

[Bob Dole]

TMZ reporting, not a physical ailment, or eating related, alleges she was 'on verge of mental breakdown.'

Boo ****ing hoo.

[Coach]

She got released becuase of a hunger strike. I mean, what the f**k? If she wants to go on a hunger strike, then go right the f**k ahead. She dies, it's nobody's fault but herself becuase she brought that to herself. If it's just a mental breakdown, then, "Boo ****ing hoo."

Cutting a celebrity's sentence from 45 days to 3, is setting a terrible example than anything she's doing herself. It's a f**king disgrace! If you're gonna make an example of her, follow it through. The way they did it actually only perpetuated the notion that the mega-rich can do what they want, and it's making me f**king sick of it.

It's our overwhelming "celebrity culture" and since California is the epicenter of that, it just makes it worse.

If I was rich and famous (and being pretty doesn't hurt, either) in California, I could...

- Violate my probation and serve 3 days.

- Kill my wife and her boyfriend and be acquitted.

- Run for Governor on the sole platform of "reciting popular catchphrases from my movies in front of screaming crowds" and get elected.

- Have a drug problem and then be in, then out, then in, then out, then in, then out, then in, then out of rehab again in the span of 8 weeks

- Endanger my child and not have him/her taken away from me (several cases of this)

Seriously, what the hell is the problem here?

[memyselfI]

BREAKING NEWS!!!!

MSNBC is reporting the LA City Attorney is going to court to ask that the Sheriff be held in contempt of court and rule that she be paraded right back to jail... ROFL

Hearing tomorrow at 9:00. Sheriff might have to admit to being serviced in exchange for his decision to let her go home. :hmmm:

[Eleazar]

Who cares, if the stress of jail doesn't get her the blow is going to.

[Easy 6]

BREAKING NEWS!!!!

MSNBC is reporting the LA City Attorney is going to court to ask that the Sheriff be held in contempt of court and rule that she be paraded right back to jail... ROFL

Hearing tomorrow at 9:00. Sheriff might have to admit to being serviced in exchange for his decision to let her go home. :hmmm:

Oh, this would be awesome. Chiefsplanet certainly isnt the only group of people that are outraged with this whole deal.

[KcMizzou]

BREAKING NEWS!!!!

MSNBC is reporting the LA City Attorney is going to court to ask that the Sheriff be held in contempt of court and rule that she be paraded right back to jail... ROFL

Hearing tomorrow at 9:00. Sheriff might have to admit to being serviced in exchange for his decision to let her go home. :hmmm:

This comment from Fark cracked me up.


I was an Atheist. I can honestly tell you now that prayer works.
LMAOLMAO

[Easy 6]

The excuses just keep coming...1) Hunger Strike...2) Overcrowding...3) A severe "rash" LOL.

This thing reaks to High Heaven. If its because of not eating, i'd bet my car her lawyers cooked it up, knowing that they'd rather not strap her down & feed her intravenously, with all of the MEGA-HOOPLA that could create.

I (& prolly the rest of America) could have developed a small measure of respect for her if she'd just served her time & atleast acted contrite. But now i'm bordering on hate for that shallow, insipid little bitch. Why do good people like Kelsey have to die everyday & this utterly worthless c*nt is free to flaunt her immunity & stupidity???

[KcMizzou]

I (& prolly the rest of America) could have developed a small measure of respect for her if she'd just served her time & atleast acted contrite. But now i'm bordering on hate for that shallow, insipid little bitch. Why do good people like Kelsey have to die everyday & this utterly worthless c*nt is free to flaunt her immunity & stupidity???Yeah... "I made a big mistake. I'll do what it takes to fix it, and it won't happen again." would have shocked everyone.

(And shut them up too)

[Demonpenz]

I think lamar hunt once played with paris hilton when she was like 4 since her dad and lamar where billionaires I think they were friends.

[DaneMcCloud]

I think lamar hunt once played with paris hilton when she was like 4 since her dad and lamar where billionaires I think they were friends.

Conrad Hilton was the original owner and founder of the Los Angeles Chargers.

[crazycoffey]

There is a very, very good SNL skit that MUST be brewing right about now...


how did I miss this earlier.... I hope you are right, they've needed a good skit for awhile now.

[Spott]

I think the California legal system has come a long way. It used to be that you could kill someone or molest little boys repeatedly and walk away scott free. Now, they are giving 3 day sentences to celebrity criminals.

[Coach]

Good. I hope her ass get thrown back in the clinker, where it should had been the whole ****ing time.

[dtebbe]

Jay Leno just looked at his watch and said:

"I'm betting that ankle bracelet is up by her ears right now"

Pretty good.

DT