CHIEFS pets

[IA_Chiefs_fan]

My kids just got a new kitten and my son named him "Bowe". We already have another cat named "KC". We are a true Chiefs family! Even my 7 year old daughter points out Chiefs bumper stickers etc. with great consistency. Great kids :)

[Tribal Warfare]

I assume that DJ or LJ will be the next pet's name :D ;)

[milkman]

What I'd like to know is if anyone has a pet rat named Carl?

[Psyko Tek]

my son's name is Casey
does that count?

[Chief Chief]

We've got a pet rat named Shanahan and a pet donkey named Elway but, believe me, we are NOT a true Bronco family!

[Lzen]

I named my cat KC. Also have a pup named Arrow (white on back of his neck is kind of like an arrowhead).

[CoMoChief]

My kids just got a new kitten and my son named him "Bowe". We already have another cat named "KC". We are a true Chiefs family! Even my 7 year old daughter points out Chiefs bumper stickers etc. with great consistency. Great kids :)

Cats are worthless animals.

[Frankie]

Some of you might remember the Saga of Chiefy, the baby rabbit Fariba and I brought back from death's doorway a few years ago. With considerable help from the Planeteers of course. I should have his pic somewhere. I'll post it as soon as I find it. He was really cute.

[FAX]

My dog has an scab on his leg that oozes a disturbing, dark, viscous, and mucilaginous substance we call "Herm".

FAX

[Carlota69]

Diggity and Dexter...Not Chief names, but they are Chiefs fans


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[wutamess]

Cats are worthless animals.
:stupid:

[RealSNR]

Damn you! Do you know what happened a few years ago when a guy named his kitten "Snoop"? :cuss:

[sd4chiefs]

We have a cat named Casey and a dog named Barkley. Barkley was his name when we got him at the shelter.

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

Im still waiting for my cats "slymo" and "ryan sims" to die

any suggestions?

[CoMoChief]

:stupid:

You throw a football like a girl.

[CoMoChief]

Im still waiting for my cats "slymo" and "ryan sims" to die

any suggestions?

antifreeze?

[Saulbadguy]

That's stupid.

[Saulbadguy]

Cats are worthless animals.
You are a worthless person.

[CoMoChief]

You are a worthless person.
Well I guess it could be worse. I could be a KState fan.

[Splat420]

Cats are worthless animals.

I disagree they are great pets IMO I have had cats all my life.

[IA_Chiefs_fan]

Cats are worthless animals.
I do not particularly like cats but they put huge smiles on my children's faces. Therefore, I can say with certainty, you are incorrect.

[CoMoChief]

I do not particularly like cats but they put huge smiles on my children's faces. Therefore, I can say with certainty, you are incorrect.

Then why not get a puppy? Is it just too much work with house training, etc? You can have fun with a dog for a long time. Your kids will grow out of wanting to play with the cat after finding out they can't train the damn thing to do any tricks, etc. Cats don't listen to people. They simply do whatever the hell they want.

[Splat420]

Cats don't listen to people. They simply do whatever the hell they want.

That is because they are smarter then dogs.

[CoMoChief]

That is because they are smarter then dogs.
yeah that makes A LOT of sense.

[Splat420]

yeah that makes A LOT of sense.

Would you want to be trained to do tricks for people to point and lol at?

[munkey]

Cats suck...I have 5 of them and the only thing that keeps them alive is the mice in the pasture. They're nothing more than large rats with pointed ears and fury tails.

AND they're not smart...They're assholes. Thy don't come when you call them and just lick themselves all day long.

I'll take a trick and unconditional love from a dog ANYDAY.

[CoMoChief]

Cats suck...I have 5 of them and the only thing that keeps them alive is the mice in the pasture. They're nothing more than large rats with pointed ears and fury tails.

AND they're not smart...They're assholes. Thy don't come when you call them and just lick themselves all day long.

I'll take a trick and unconditional love from a dog ANYDAY.

Amen to that.

[Saulbadguy]

I like both dogs and cats, they both serve a good purpose. Dogs are stupid loyal and can be conditioned to do pretty much anything because they fear you. Cats can't be trained because they don't view you as a master or pack leader, but they can be conditioned NOT to do things, like staying off certain pieces of furniture, not scratching things, etc.

What I don't get is why people keep any kind of reptile as a pet. They have absolutely no love, respect, or anything for their "masters". They get used to the scent of a person but that's it.

[Skip Towne]

I have a Magpie named Crazy Coffee.

[CHENZ A!]

Then why not get a puppy? Is it just too much work with house training, etc? You can have fun with a dog for a long time. Your kids will grow out of wanting to play with the cat after finding out they can't train the damn thing to do any tricks, etc. Cats don't listen to people. They simply do whatever the hell they want.

I've had two different cats growing up that would fetch a toy mouse, or a wadded up ball of foil, and bring it back to me every time.

[RealSNR]

I'd much rather have a cat. I like having an animal in the house who I can pet and remain comfortable with. Dogs are way too ****ing high-strung, especially the small ones. They slobber, smell bad, and are a hell of a lot more to take care of than cats. Daily walks, training, all that. They also do a lot more stupid stuff than cats do, like dig holes in the yard, chase shit, and eat things they shouldn't.

I don't give a shit if you can train them to do tricks. It's just more dog treats for me to buy. I'll go play with my neighbors' dog if I ever want to get my jollies from that.

All the cats I've ever owned have been friendly, respectful of my things around the house, and great friends to have. Most people who can't be around cats are usually just impatient and expect the cat to love them back unconditionally. It goes both ways. The cat will trust you if you show your trust and give it its personal space. It's really not that hard.

[Phobia]

I had a border collie one time and it was the worst dog in the world, seriously. We had to take it out in the woods and give it lead poisoning. The dog even screwed that up. He would not die. It took 7 or 8 head shots with that old .22.

[BSMac]

Not that this thread is about this anymore ... but I have a brown tabby named CHIEF and my mother-in-law has a siamese named BOERIGTER (which since we call it BOE could now be BOWE).

And to keep the continuity, I would have named a dog CASEY but I don't have time (or effort) for dogs.

[Demonpenz]

i like em both. I love my dogs more but my cat has been bad ass. I have had the same simease for 19 years. Damn since I was seven. No way any dog lives that long.

[Frankie]

Cats are worthless animals.
Tell that to Sammy here:

[Pushead2]

I have a Bear named Roaf. He retired too :(

[Frankie]

I'd much rather have a cat. I like having an animal in the house who I can pet and remain comfortable with. Dogs are way too ****ing high-strung, especially the small ones. They slobber, smell bad, and are a hell of a lot more to take care of than cats. Daily walks, training, all that. They also do a lot more stupid stuff than cats do, like dig holes in the yard, chase shit, and eat things they shouldn't.

I don't give a shit if you can train them to do tricks. It's just more dog treats for me to buy. I'll go play with my neighbors' dog if I ever want to get my jollies from that.

All the cats I've ever owned have been friendly, respectful of my things around the house, and great friends to have. Most people who can't be around cats are usually just impatient and expect the cat to love them back unconditionally. It goes both ways. The cat will trust you if you show your trust and give it its personal space. It's really not that hard.
Totally correct. Took the words right out of my brain. Big rep.

[ChiefsFan4Life]

My dog's name is Chief

[Frankie]

I had a border collie one time and it was the worst dog in the world, seriously. We had to take it out in the woods and give it lead poisoning. The dog even screwed that up. He would not die. It took 7 or 8 head shots with that old .22.
Phobia, official Bush appointy to head The American Humane society.
:p

[Splat420]

Most cats not all but the ones I have been around seem to be loyal to one person while a good dog will go up to any one. I like both cats and dogs I like cats better but can understand why some people would rather have a dog.

[FAX]

i like em both. I love my dogs more but my cat has been bad ass. I have had the same simease for 19 years. Damn since I was seven. No way any dog lives that long.

Holy crap, Mr. Demonpenz. What is the lifespan of a cat, anyway? Are cat years like dog years?

When they get old, do you have to give them a little cat mobility chair? When they get in the little mobility chair do they still try and chase mice and zoom around the house like a remote controlled car from Radio Shack with a short in the remote? Do they just run over the mice and cackle gleefully as they crush the little mice bodies under the wheels? Do you have to put the mice in a blender so they can eat them?

So many questions.

FAX

[Phobia]

Phobia, official Bush appointy to head The American Humane society.
:p

FWIW, that story isn't true. I was trying to get a rise out of CoMo.

[Frankie]

FWIW, that story isn't true. I was trying to get a rise out of CoMo.
We figured that.

[Delano]

FWIW, that story isn't true. I was trying to get a rise out of CoMo.

I don't know what is funnier. Phobia's original story or the minor detail that he tried to get a rise out of the wrong guy (CoChief).

:)

[Phobia]

I don't know what is funnier. Phobia's original story or the minor detail that he tried to get a rise out of the wrong guy (CoChief).:)

Oh great. I'm getting too old for this MB stuff. I confuse people all the time now. I'm embarrassed.

[Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan]

Oh great. I'm getting too old for this MB stuff. I confuse people all the time now. I'm embarrassed.

You know, they say one of the signs that you're getting old is your short-term memory . . .

What the hell was I talking about?

Nevermind.:)

(slips back into lurkerdom)

[Warrior5]

Cats suck...I have 5 of them and the only thing that keeps them alive is the mice in the pasture. They're nothing more than large rats with pointed ears and fury tails.

AND they're not smart...They're assholes. Thy don't come when you call them and just lick themselves all day long.

ROFL

[Nzoner]

i like em both. I love my dogs more but my cat has been bad ass. I have had the same simease for 19 years. Damn since I was seven. No way any dog lives that long.

Our Siamese is 17,and still likes to play like a kitten at times but I have tell you that moan like meow they have is really starting to get bad,as she does it so much more frequently now.

[morphius]

Cats suck...I have 5 of them and the only thing that keeps them alive is the mice in the pasture. They're nothing more than large rats with pointed ears and fury tails.

AND they're not smart...They're assholes. Thy don't come when you call them and just lick themselves all day long.

I'll take a trick and unconditional love from a dog ANYDAY.
Odd , my cats know their name and come when called. Maybe your cats are smart enough to know you don't like them, so why show up.

Now my cats are a bit odd, but the damn lab has such horrible separation anxiety that it whines even when it is locked up in its kennel right next to you. Takes every ounce of strength I have sometimes not to just break the animals whiny head clean off.

Dog people like unconditional love and complete control over another living entity, cat people, well, just are not that needy.

[seclark]

dogs taste better than cats. they're also easier to skin.
sec

[Frankie]

Odd , my cats know their name and come when called. Maybe your cats are smart enough to know you don't like them, so why show up.

Now my cats are a bit odd, but the damn lab has such horrible separation anxiety that it whines even when it is locked up in its kennel right next to you. Takes every ounce of strength I have sometimes not to just break the animals whiny head clean off.

Dog people like unconditional love and complete control over another living entity, cat people, well, just are not that needy.
Another post wort a rep. :toast:

[Splat420]

Yep nice post morphius.

[BIG_DADDY]

Odd , my cats know their name and come when called. Maybe your cats are smart enough to know you don't like them, so why show up.

Now my cats are a bit odd, but the damn lab has such horrible separation anxiety that it whines even when it is locked up in its kennel right next to you. Takes every ounce of strength I have sometimes not to just break the animals whiny head clean off.

Dog people like unconditional love and complete control over another living entity, cat people, well, just are not that needy.

I don't think that is accurate at all. I like my dog over a cat for many reasons.

1. Great protector of the house and my family when I'm gone. Can't tell you how many crimes I have seen on court TV that would never happen in my house.

2. Great to train with. Mine can do a two hour run with me on a bike.

3. Doesn't shed all over the house.

4. Doesn't shit in the house leving that smell and mess in the house.

5. Absolutely loves to be with me like no cat ever would.

[BIG_DADDY]

Another post wort a rep. :toast:

ROFL I could have told you you were a cat person before you even posted. ROFL

[Dartgod]

Holy crap, Mr. Demonpenz. What is the lifespan of a cat, anyway? Are cat years like dog years?

When they get old, do you have to give them a little cat mobility chair? When they get in the little mobility chair do they still try and chase mice and zoom around the house like a remote controlled car from Radio Shack with a short in the remote? Do they just run over the mice and cackle gleefully as they crush the little mice bodies under the wheels? Do you have to put the mice in a blender so they can eat them?

So many questions.

FAXI thought you left? I haven't been around much lately, so I probably missed out on something.

[FAX]

I thought you left? I haven't been around much lately, so I probably missed out on something.

I had a nocturnal visitation, Mr. Dartgod, and was commanded by the higher power to return, take my lumps, and post like a dyslexic, one-legged dwarf.

And, by golly, that's what I'm going to do.

FAX

[Splat420]

3. Doesn't shed all over the house.

4. Doesn't shit in the house leving that smell and mess in the house.

5. Absolutely loves to be with me like no cat ever would.

Your dog maybe but I know many people that have dogs that go to the bath room in side and having been trying to train them for a long time cats learn how things work in that area a lot faster. I really have to disagree with #5 cats can being very loving pets and just as loyal as a dog my cat follows me around the house like well a lost puppy dog. They are both smart animals just in different ways I prefer cats because (Most) they are cleaner not as loud and just easier to take care of. I have know people that have had great dogs but it is a lot of work to get to that point a cat pretty much is just ready to go.

[BIG_DADDY]

Your dog maybe but I know many people that have dogs that go to the bath room in side and having been trying to train them for a long time cats learn how things work in that area a lot faster. I really have to disagree with #5 cats can being very loving pets and just as loyal as a dog my cat follows me around the house like well a lost puppy dog. They are both smart animals just in different ways I prefer cats because (Most) they are cleaner not as loud and just easier to take care of. I have know people that have had great dogs but it is a lot of work to get to that point a cat pretty much is just ready to go.


I agree dogs take more work, no question. The end product is well worth it though. I just bought mine a treadmill. Thing is a piece of art.

[Nzoner]

Odd , my cats know their name and come when called. Maybe your cats are smart enough to know you don't like them, so why show up.

Now my cats are a bit odd, but the damn lab has such horrible separation anxiety that it whines even when it is locked up in its kennel right next to you. Takes every ounce of strength I have sometimes not to just break the animals whiny head clean off.

Dog people like unconditional love and complete control over another living entity, cat people, well, just are not that needy.

No wonder I need therapy,I'm a cat and dog person.

[Dartgod]

Your dog maybe but I know many people that have dogs that go to the bath room in side and having been trying to train them for a long time...
I've NEVER had a problem house training a dog. If you never give the little ****ers a change to go in the house, they learn very quickly that outside is the only place to go. I can count on one hand the number of accidents both of our dogs combined have had.

Funny story. When we got our oldest dog (she's three now) she just started getting brave enough to explore the house. My wife and I both suddenly realized that she wasn't in the room with us and started calling her name. She came trotting out of the hallway that leads to the bedrooms and I noticed she had something in her mouth. She got closer and I saw that it was a turd. She had wandered into the hall and took a dump and brought it back to us to show us what she "made". I was laughing way to hard to scold her. ROFL

[Splat420]

Maybe one reason I don't like dogs as much is because everyone I know that has a dog has a little lap dog that never stops barking and is always up in your face the whole time you are there.

[Warrior5]

I had a nocturnal visitation, Mr. Dartgod, and was commanded by the higher power to return, take my lumps, and post like a dyslexic, one-legged dwarf.

And, by golly, that's what I'm going to do.

FAX

I'm glad you're sticking around, Mr. Dyslexic One-legged Dwarf.

[jidar]

Have a dog named Chief and one named Tomah

[morphius]

No wonder I need therapy,I'm a cat and dog person.
But you are an outdoor dog person, they don't live in the house with you. Correct?

[BIG_DADDY]

But you are an outdoor dog person, they don't live in the house with you. Correct?

Wonder what your cats will do when someone tries breaking in your house.

[morphius]

Wonder what your cats will do when someone tries breaking in your house.
Hiss and meow.

My Lab would most likely just bring them a ball to play fetch with.

Don't be bitter, there is nothing wrong with being needy, we all have issues :D