The Top 100 hottest women according to Lesbians.

[teedubya]

http://www.afterellen.com/people/2007/6/hotlist?page=0%2C0

Found on Digg.com just a minute ago.

Let's face it: Maxim doesn't cater to lesbians. In fact, you could say it flies in the face of all that we hold dear, especially when it declares Lindsay Lohan the hottest of them all, as it did when it published The Maxim Hot 100 List last month. (http://www.afterellen.com/blog/dorothysnarker/maxim-names-lindsay-lohan-no-1) So we asked you, our readers, to create your own list of hotties, and you came out in droves to nominate the women you think deserve to be on the AfterEllen.com Hot 100 List. Thousands of votes later, we have the results.

How is our list different from Maxim's? Eight of the top 10 women on our list aren't mentioned anywhere on the Maxim list (Angelina Jolie and Lena Headey are the exceptions), and only four of the women who made Maxim's top 10 (Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel and Lindsay Lohan) appear somewhere on the AfterEllen.com list.

Clearly, what straight men and lesbians find sexy in a woman is a little bit different.

[Silock]

I don't see the Lesbian's list. All I see is them complaining about Maxim's.

BTW, lesbians have terrible taste.

[Simply Red]

I don't see the Lesbian's list. All I see is them complaining about Maxim's.

BTW, lesbians have terrible taste.
I missed it at first as well. Look close it is the very first link LOL...

[FAX]

Gillian at number 35? Boo. They ranked Salma pretty high, though. That's good.

I note with interest that they put an '*' by the names of the openly bi- or homo-sexual and there are quite a number. Clearly, the dam is bursting and our great country is being overwhelmed by a torrential flood of lesbianism. Somebody needs to stick their thumb in the dyke.

FAX

[Rain Man]

I thought it was kind of funny that there was a Men's Wearhouse ad featured.

[Sam Hall]

Posh Spice thinks women are attracted to her

http://in.movies.yahoo.com/070610/139/6guph.html

[Bowser]

Posh Spice thinks women are attracted to her

http://in.movies.yahoo.com/070610/139/6guph.html

Jeez. Looks like someone took a ride on the WAAAAHmbulance.

[BWillie]

Rosie O'Donnell and Ellen DeGeneres have got to be #1 and #2 respectively.

[Buehler445]

[attached] This is a chick? F'in lesbians!

[blueballs]

I see nothing wrong with that picture
at all

[teedubya]

This girl is a beauty.

http://www.afterellen.com/sites/www.afterellen.com/files/images/mauresmo1.jpg

98. Amelie "Fabio" Mauresmo*

I really thought you guys would run with this thread. I tell you, the pussification of America has won when this only has 10 posts on Chiefsplanet...

[big nasty kcnut]

i like posh spice she got nice legs.

[Thig Lyfe]

I totally agree with their Kate Winslet pick. She's hawt.

[Simplex3]

I don't see the Lesbian's list. All I see is them complaining about Maxim's.

BTW, lesbians have terrible taste.
LESBIANS have bad taste? The Maxim list was a f**king joke this year, and this is coming from a heterosexual male. Lohan is so far from hot at ALL that you have to wonder if Maxim put her on top of that list as a joke or due to a horrible dare.

[el borracho]

BTW, lesbians have terrible taste.
Like you would know what they taste like.

[listopencil]

I agree with many of the lesbian picks.

[listopencil]

Like you would know what they taste like.


I do. They're yummy. Take my word for it.

[Simplex3]

I do. They're yummy. Take my word for it.
You been hanging out with BadGirl or something?

[/buddy list]

[listopencil]

Sometimes it says Titan...sometimes it says Titanic...sometimes it says "Titanic, written and co-produced by James Cameron..."

[Pitt Gorilla]

I agree with many of the lesbian picks.I liked a good deal of them. Compare that to Maxim's Lohan pick and the lesbo list might be the better of the two.

[crazycoffey]

I'm a lesbian in a man's body....

[Rain Man]

I really thought you guys would run with this thread. I tell you, the pussification of America has won when this only has 10 posts on Chiefsplanet...

No free hands.

[crazycoffey]

Kate Beckinsale and jessica Beihl should have been higher than 28 and 40.

[teedubya]

No free hands.

ah. I was scared for teh future of the Planet for a minute there. Thanks for clearing it up.

[listopencil]

I have a lesbian friend at work and we were talking about Christina Ricci in Buffalo 66. It's not like a woman that lesbians find attractive can't be attractive to heterosexual men as well. Quite the contrary.

[The Franchise]

I'm sorry....they put Parker Posey on the list. That right there totally discredits this list.

[Tribal Warfare]

I'm sorry....they put Parker Posey on the list. That right there totally discredits this list.


F*CK that Stockard Channing is an automic disqualification

[KcMizzou]

I like Parker Posey... I must be a lesbian.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Kate Beckinsale is the most beautiful creature on earth.

[KcMizzou]

Kate Beckinsale is the most beautiful creature on earth.That's hard to argue with. Scarlet Johansen's up there too...

Do we have to pick just one?

[Rain Man]

I do not understand the whole Scarlett Johanson thing. She's about a 6.4. 36% of the women on earth are more attractive than her.

[KcMizzou]

I do not understand the whole Scarlett Johanson thing. She's about a 6.4. 36% of the women on earth are more attractive than her.Seriously?

I must respectfully disagree.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Seriously?

I must respectfully disagree.

Scarlett Johannsen is timelessly attractive. You could put her in any era and she'd be a stunner, unlike many of the stick figures currently populating "hot" lists.

[KcMizzou]

Scarlett Johannsen is timelessly attractive. You could put her in any era and she'd be a stunner, unlike many of the stick figures currently populating "hot" lists.Exactly. Classic beauty.

When she's on screen, I can't take my eyes off her.

[crazycoffey]

scarlett is good, nice DSL's too. But Beihl's Butt and Kate's eyes, mmmm they both edge scarlett off my top five....

[Rain Man]

Scarlett has a non-purty mouth. Her cheeks are puffy and it looks like she's got too many teeth in there. I don't like it one bit.

The lesbians got it right with Salma, Halle, and Nicole Kidman, though. That's a trio that would make any woman go lesbian for a night.

[Miles]

Nicole Kidman at 95?

[Pitt Gorilla]

I do not understand the whole Scarlett Johanson thing. She's about a 6.4. 36% of the women on earth are more attractive than her.I'm going to have to go ahead and disagree with this entire post.

[Pants]

ROFL @ Maxim...

Lindsey Lohan at 1? :Lin:

[Pants]

Kate Beckinsale is the most beautiful creature on earth.

Right after Natalie Portman.

[ChiefsCountry]

I dont listen to women talking about hot other women are. Most of the time they are so wrong its funny.

[DaneMcCloud]

The ONLY problem with the top ten is that Kiera Knightly wasn't number ONE. Swap her with Lena and I don't see how you can wrong.

Anything after Ten is a matter of opinion...

95? I poop number 95.

[big nasty kcnut]

Where diane lane on this list and also martina mcbride and kylie minogue. Plus no amy acuff.

[DaneMcCloud]

Where diane lane on this list and also martina mcbride and kylie minogue. Plus no amy acott.

Uh, they're all old. Over 35. You like old women in your fantasies? Where's Carmela Soprano? How about Diane Weist? Maybe Bea Arthur? Or Fran Drescher?

[big nasty kcnut]

dane no but they still better looking then jodie foster ellen and other on that list.

[DaneMcCloud]

dane no but they still better looking then jodie foster ellen and other on that list.

I'm with ya. I just think that after ten, it's all irrelevant.

[RJ]

Gillian at number 35? Boo. They ranked Salma pretty high, though. That's good.

I note with interest that they put an '*' by the names of the openly bi- or homo-sexual and there are quite a number. Clearly, the dam is bursting and our great country is being overwhelmed by a torrential flood of lesbianism. Somebody needs to stick their thumb in the dyke.

FAX


ROFL

This is why I'm glad to see Fax return to the Planet.

[King_Chief_Fan]

http://www.afterellen.com/people/2007/6/hotlist?page=0%2C0


Clearly, what straight men and lesbians find sexy in a woman is a little bit different.

obviously, how else do you explain Rosie having a partner.
I bet there isn't one man on this board who wants to wake up next to Rosie.

[Valiant]

I'm sorry that dyke list sucks a big fat vag... When you put in some girls that could be guys they are not sexy they are handsome..

Stupid dykes...

[COchief]

how else do you explain Rosie having a partner.

$$ the same reason Larry King has had like seven supermodel wives.

[Baby Lee]

The ONLY problem with the top ten is that Kiera Knightly wasn't number ONE. Swap her with Lena and I don't see how you can wrong.

Anything after Ten is a matter of opinion...

95? I poop number 95.
Kiera has the chin of American Dad.

[Donger]

I've already got the okay from the wife to have a threesome with her and Angelina Jolie.

So, now all I have to do is contact Angelina and make my pitch.

[DaneMcCloud]

Kiera has the chin of American Dad.

Really? Never seen the show.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Kiera Knightley may be one of the most physically overrated celebrities.

[DaneMcCloud]

Kiera Knightley may be one of the most physically overrated celebrities.

She may be over-rated. But I still think she's smokin' hot. I think Eva Longoria's over-rated. She's like the "girl-next-door" type to me. I think she's attractive, but not smokin' hot.

To each his own, I guess.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

She may be over-rated. But I still think she's smokin' hot. I think Eva Longoria's over-rated. She's like the "girl-next-door" type to me. I think she's attractive, but not smokin' hot.

To each his own, I guess.

Knightley looks like a 12 year old boy to me.

I've always thought that she was a much less attractive version of Natalie Portman.

[TNTEICHER]

Jessica Alba at 38 is a crime. There's atleast 15 women ahead of her that shouldn't be in the top 50.

[DaneMcCloud]

Knightley looks like a 12 year old boy to me.

I've always thought that she was a much less attractive version of Natalie Portman.

I can see that. I think she's the tougher, sexier version of Natalie Portman but I see where you're coming from.

[Baby Lee]

Really? Never seen the show.
http://www.clarkeology.com/img/upload/keira_knightly_kiss_tshirt.jpg
http://img485.imageshack.us/img485/6550/keira0ob.png
http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/57/37/0000035737_20061114171416.jpg

[DaneMcCloud]

ROFL

[listopencil]

Nicole Kidman at 95?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

She's at least Top Ten.

[DaneMcCloud]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

She's at least Top Ten.

10 years ago, I'd agree. But she's getting a little long in the labia to ranked that high, IMO.

[Rain Man]

Nicole's still got it. She's just trading girlish good looks for sophistication. She can probably successfully make that tradeoff for another 5 to 7 years before she starts fading.