"Now with beard-softening jojoba oil."

[Direckshun]

What the hell is jojoba oil and why would that make me more likely to buy a can of shaving cream?

[FAX]

Jojoba oil is extracted from the pop artist JoJo, Mr. Direckshun. Unfortunately, after the release of "The High Road" album, she decided not to donate any more so it's gotten pretty expensive.

FAX

[Simply Red]

Jojoba oil is extracted from the pop artist JoJo, Mr. Direckshun. Unfortunately, after the release of "The High Road" album, she decided not to donate any more so it's gotten pretty expensive.

FAX
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