poop thread

[the Talking Can]

I had a vision, much like that responsible for the Flux Capacitor.

For those who take large, manly dumps...for those who know what the term "dry dock" means, this is for you:

Required Components

1 super charged vacuum flush toilet (usually found at work)

1 super snake turd


Is it possible to time the flush of your super powered toilet so as to aid and assist the removal of the snake from your colon? Could you hit the flush so that the toilet actually pulls it out (see, it has to be a whopper length)?

This would avoid the breakage that occurs frequently at the tail end, and avoid the subsequent messy cleanup.

Smooth, clean, fast, complete release.

Not sure what to call it, but it deserves a name.

[the Talking Can]

maybe the "unspooler"

[kepp]

The "assisted living" poop?

[FAX]

Marvelous concept, Mr. the Talking Can. Simply marvelous.

Some modifications to a standard Flowbee attachment might also work. Simply attach the customized Flowbee to the anus, flip the conveniently located switch and "Voila!!!" all solid waste is miraculously removed from your person.

FAX

[the Talking Can]

Marvelous concept, Mr. the Talking Can. Simply marvelous.

Some modifications to a standard Flowbee attachment might also work. Simply attach the customized Flowbee to the anus, flip the conveniently located switch and "Voila!!!" all solid waste is miraculously removed from your person.

FAX

ah yes, the Flowbee....I can see Ron Popeil making a mint off this...

[chasedude]

Marvelous concept, Mr. the Talking Can. Simply marvelous.

Some modifications to a standard Flowbee attachment might also work. Simply attach the customized Flowbee to the anus, flip the conveniently located switch and "Voila!!!" all solid waste is miraculously removed from your person.

FAX

Don't they already do something like this in Zero Gravity???

[Pushead2]

What a great way to horribly end my Chicken with stringbeans meal.

[Fly O.T. McWall]

how many gigawatts does it take to run the thing?

[FAX]

Don't they already do something like this in Zero Gravity???

Ummmm ... I don't really know, Mr. chasedude. I suppose Mr. Donger could confirm this fact for us. I thought NASA had adopted the Dremel Cordless Colon Reamer, though.

FAX

[kepp]

Don't they already do something like this in Zero Gravity???
I've heard that you can do that with a airplane or submarine toilet. But you have to be careful. It could pull out more than the log.

[the Talking Can]

I've heard that you can do that with a airplane or submarine toilet. But you have to be careful. It could pull out more than the log.

yes, we'd need a warning label...."Warning: Improper use may result in the accidental removal of your lower colon. Not recommended for pregnant women, children, or drunks."

[KCFalcon59]

A super duper pooper remover. I got to get me one of them.

[FAX]

Gentlemen, we may be looking at this the wrong way.

What might work better is to attach a large canister of compressed air to your nostrils with a couple of pressure hoses. Then, duct tape yourself to the toilet, turn on the air, and "boom!!!", it's all over but the wiping.

FAX

[kepp]

Gentlemen, we may be looking at this the wrong way.

What might work better is to attach a large canister of compressed air to your nostrils with a couple of pressure hoses. Then, duct tape yourself to the toilet, turn on the air, and "boom!!!", it's all over but the wiping.

FAX
We could attach a mister, or sorts, and get rid of the wiping too.

[cookster50]

Just name it "The Phobia"

[the Talking Can]

Gentlemen, we may be looking at this the wrong way.

What might work better is to attach a large canister of compressed air to your nostrils with a couple of pressure hoses. Then, duct tape yourself to the toilet, turn on the air, and "boom!!!", it's all over but the wiping.

FAX


ROFL

[chasedude]

Ummmm ... I don't really know, Mr. chasedude. I suppose Mr. Donger could confirm this fact for us. I thought NASA had adopted the Dremel Cordless Colon Reamer, though.

FAX

Super Colon Blower... :)

[Pushead2]

You can always s**t in yor hat and then punch it.

[booger]

who knew that eating that many double stuffed oreos turned my poop pitch black

[ChiefFan31]

how many gigawatts does it take to run the thing?

1.21

Get with the program!

[ChiefFan31]

You can always s**t in yor hat and then punch it.

I might do that and aim it at the next Pontiac Fiero 'Ferrari conversion' I see.

[007]

how many gigawatts does it take to run the thing?
You mean Plutonium.

[007]

A super duper pooper remover. I got to get me one of them.
No sh... er I mean kidding.

[Sam Hall]

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