blueballs schtick

[Phobia]

I have a theory. You decide.

[Phobia]

Crap - meant to make this a public vote.

[StcChief]

Annoying. only redeeming thing is the avi.

[NewChief]

Moderately annoying and not clever in the least. Giving him over the top annoying would be giving him more credit than he deserves.

[Brock]

You left off the "****ing moron" option.

[NewChief]

I used to think that his posts were all in haiku due to the formatting, then I realized he just doesn't understand (or care to use) proper mechanics.

[Bugeater]

I'm amused by him on occasions, but the whole PBJ First Down Samie PBJ thing was quite annoying.

[milkman]

I find it neither entertaining nor annoying.

It doesn't add anything to the board, but he can do it it for his own personal pleasure if he chooses.

Doesn't bother me.

[JBucc]

I don't know if it's annoying but it's stupid.

[Simplex3]

I've never understood the desire to have a "schtick", though some are not all that annoying.

Technically, blueballs is annoying in a kcnut kind of way, though.

[Bowser]

I used to think that his posts were all in haiku due to the formatting, then I realized he just doesn't understand (or care to use) proper mechanics.

Haiku police!

[NewChief]

Haiku police!

Heh. I didn't mean proper haiku mechanics, I just meant proper mechanics of the English Language. Things like punctuation and capitalization.

[2112]

nice
thread Phobia.

You left out the ''is he more entertaining before or after he comes home from the crack house'' option. for the life of me, I can't tell the difference..I never open one of his threads.

[chagrin]

I think he's wile e coyote's roommate, I think he's a dipshit. Not funny, never has been funny, never will be funny.

[Hammock Parties]

Moderately entertaining.

[Logical]

I have him on virtual iggy, I don't open his threads or read his posts. Most of the time I don't get his humor anyway.

[blueballs]

this from a guy who
got hosed by Nick Athon

[Phobia]

this from a guy who
got hosed by Nick Athon

Did you think the poll options were unfair?

[ChiefsFire]

this from a guy who
got hosed by Nick Athon


Hispostsnevermakesenseandheshouldbebanned

[blueballs]

42 people actually know of my existence
okay 41 and Chagrin

[2112]

Did you think the poll options were unfair?
You're being a reasonable, sane person. don't lower yourself to that level of dumbassery.

[Otter]

He's on ignore.

To me blueballs is the equivalent of the comic page in the daily paper. It was maybe 1 in 20 times when I was 8 years old now it's consistently stupid.

[KcMizzou]

I find it neither entertaining nor annoying.

It doesn't add anything to the board, but he can do it it for his own personal pleasure if he chooses.

Doesn't bother me.I agree.

[Mr. Kotter]

You're being a reasonable, sane person. don't lower yourself to that level of dumbassery.
Damn it, bill. It's times like this when being a relative noob....really exposes your ass. Damn it, Phobia is a dat gum ICON around here--he not only can be, when he chooses to be, the KING of dumbassery....but he friggin' invented that term and has set the bar SOOOOOOOO friggin' high, that peons like....me and you....can only DREAM of ever achieving his level of mastery of the art. :cuss:

And it's a damn under-appreciated art at that....dumbassery. I've been striving for YEARS to reach the standard he has set....and yet, all I have....with all my efforts...is my measly "OK, Why do straight people do it in da butt" thread. :deevee:

Otherwise, I've been an abysmal FAILURE. Failure, I say! Are you beginning to gain a sense of the GREATNESS of the man you are impugning? I sure hope so. You, my friend....can only wish to sniff the perspiration of his jock strap. So, please....render proper respect, as the situation requires. Do you GET IT, NOW? Because if not, we will have to send gochiefs and his Gay Italian Mafia friends....to fit you for cement booties, biatch. Got it? :cuss:

[2112]

Damn it, bill. It's times like this when being a relative noob....really exposes your ass. Damn it, Phobia is a dat gum ICON around here--he not only can be, when he chooses to be, the KING of dumbassery....but he friggin' invented that term and has set the bar SOOOOOOOO friggin' high, that peons like....me and you....can only DREAM of ever achieving his level of mastery of the art. :cuss:

And it's a damn under-appreciated art at that....dumbassery. I've been striving for YEARS to reach the standard he has set....and yet, all I have....with all my efforts...is my measly "OK, Why do straight people do it in da butt" thread. :deevee:

Otherwise, I've been an abysmal FAILURE. Failure, I say! Are you beginning to gain a sense of the GREATNESS of the man you are impugning? I sure hope so. You, my friend....can only wish to sniff the perspiration of his jock strap. So, please....render proper respect, as the situation requires. Do you GET IT, NOW? Because if not, we will have to send gochiefs and his Gay Italian Mafia friends....to fit you for cement booties, biatch. Got it? :cuss:
ROFL

Phobia probably makes me laugh out loud more than anybody else on this entire board with his straight, profound,common sense, sarcastic way of posting. he slam dunks GoChiefs (among others) all the time without ever personally attacking him..I'm sorry..I just like his posting style..it's unique..but you can call me an ass kisser, it's all good.

Nice post! LMAO

[Hammock Parties]

Who are my gay italian mafia friends?

[Mr. Kotter]

Who are my gay italian mafia friends?

Guido, Lenny, Alfonso, Gionelli, and Jason. Weren't they in your last gay porn video you tried spamming me....what was it called...."Spicy Italian Sausage, anyone? I like!"

Of course, I don't remember the PM that well, because I puked for hours....shortly after making the mistake of reading it, bastage! :cuss:

[el borracho]

I almost never read his posts because of his posting style. I actually skip other people's responses to him when I see him quoted in a post just to avoid having to read his post and figure out what they are responding to. Yeah, it bugs.

[greg63]

...who cares?

[NewChief]

He's on ignore.

To me blueballs is the equivalent of the comic page in the daily paper. It was maybe 1 in 20 times when I was 8 years old now it's consistently stupid.

Great analogy. He's definitely "Family Circus."

[Phobia]

ROFL

Phobia probably makes me laugh out loud more than anybody else on this entire board with his straight, profound,common sense, sarcastic way of posting. he slam dunks GoChiefs (among others) all the time without ever personally attacking him..I'm sorry..I just like his posting style..it's unique..but you can call me an ass kisser, it's all good.

Nice post! LMAO Thanks, I think.

I don't know why anybody would ever kiss my ass, even when I had some power around here. I'm just not the kind of person that is in your face with my big stick.

[Hammock Parties]

Guido, Lenny, Alfonso, Gionelli, and Jason. Weren't they in your last gay porn video you tried spamming me....what was it called...."Spicy Italian Sausage, anyone? I like!"

Of course, I don't remember the PM that well, because I puked for hours....shortly after making the mistake of reading it, bastage! :cuss:

Oh, THESE GUYS:

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/8660/theguidogg4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Yeah, I rammed them all in the ass.

[2112]

Thanks, I think.

I don't know why anybody would ever kiss my ass, even when I had some power around here. I'm just not the kind of person that is in your face with my big stick.
Easy big fella, I didn't mean it as actually kissing your ass..I just like your ''posting style''.

[Phobia]

I know. I was simply adding more evidence for you NOT kissing my ass. It's not necessary. Never was.

[chagrin]

Oh, THESE GUYS:

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/8660/theguidogg4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Yeah, I rammed them all in the ass.



WTF is that?

[KcMizzou]

WTF is that?A bunch of guidos.

[2112]

WTF is that?
That's a picture inside a typical club in either Staten Island or Long Island,NY

[Psyko Tek]

all these "bitch" polls trying to get somebody banned or flamed or wtf ever need a who gives a rat's ass option

[Pushead2]

That's a picture inside a typical club in either Staten Island or Long Island,NY

why we have to drag down NYC!?!? :(

[2112]

why we have to drag down NYC!?!? :(
Since when does LI or SI = NYC? :spock:

[Phobia]

all these "bitch" polls trying to get somebody banned or flamed or wtf ever need a who gives a rat's ass option

I see where you're coming from. But this one is research. I don't like to talk out of my ass. I like to make informed statements. This poll was very enlightening for me.

[BucEyedPea]

Who are my gay italian mafia friends?
Oh they're just friends. No harm in that.
Young man, I don't mind saving you for my beautiful part Sicilian daughter though....that is in about 7 to 10 years. By then you'll just be an older virgin man...and mom's love that type for their daughters. ;)


Then you can rely on'a da family if someone gives you hard time'a.

[MOhillbilly]

stab you all in the face.