The Anti Tinyevel/Anti beer, but booze is allowed thread

[2112]

I have to lose weight to get into tip top condition for my vacation in August. I will quit drinking beer for 5 weeks, and will only drink Bacardi and diet coke and Grey goose and club to accomplish said mission.(along with a vigorous workout regiment).

Who is with me? you will still get your booze fix, but it won't be beer. which will be tough in the summer heat. :drool:

[milkman]

Aloud?

I guess you are implying you belch alot?

Edit: Damn you for an edit Bill! :cuss:

[2112]

Aloud?

I guess you are implying you belch alot?
I caught that before you did. ;) what are you talking about? LMAO

[milkman]

You know the hell of it is, I've lost 10 lbs or so in the last month or so, and I didn't even contemplate trying to do so.

It just came off.

[2112]

You know the hell of it is, I've lost 10 lbs or so in the last month or so, and I didn't even contemplate trying to do so.

It just came off.
Did you do that by constantly reading Logical's threads?

[milkman]

Did you do that by constantly reading Logical's threads?

If I don't get in on Jim's threads by the first 10-15 responses, I usually don't bother to open them.

[big nasty kcnut]

i want to drink that draught i have but waiting for a good reason to.

[KcMizzou]

i want to drink that draught i have but waiting for a good reason to."It's Friday." doesn't work for ya?

[RJ]

I have to lose weight to get into tip top condition for my vacation in August. I will quit drinking beer for 5 weeks, and will only drink Bacardi and diet coke and Grey goose and club to accomplish said mission.(along with a vigorous workout regiment).

Who is with me? you will still get your booze fix, but it won't be beer. which will be tough in the summer heat. :drool:



Is vodka and club soda a big drop in calories/carbs from light beer?

[Bugeater]

"It's Friday." doesn't work for ya?
That may be a good reason if it were actually Friday.

[KcMizzou]

That may be a good reason if it were actually Friday.Damnit.

Sorry... it's "my Friday". I work Tuesday-Saturday.


:banghead:

[2112]

Is vodka and club soda a big drop in calories/carbs from light beer?
Yes..beer is still beer..whether it's lite beer or not, it has more carbs/Calories and sugar than any kind of Vodka/club mix.

I have done this before, and it works for me.

[JimNasium]

I will drink but I will not exercise. All of you healthy folks can go **** yourselves.

[KcMizzou]

I will drink but I will not exercise. All of you healthy folks can go **** yourselves.
I'll drink to that.

[RJ]

Yes..beer is still beer..whether it's lite beer or not, it has more carbs/Calories and sugar than any kind of Vodka/club mix.

I have done this before, and it works for me.


Interesting. I'm going to give it a try.

[KurtCobain]

Drink muffins to lose wait.

[big nasty kcnut]

hey bill where you going to.

[milkman]

hey bill where you going to.

Nobody cares.

We want to talk about drinking.

Unless he's going some place with a lot of drinking.

[2112]

hey bill where you going to.
Vegas..I drink all day at the pool and gamble and drink all night for 4 days..it's brutal, I need a vacation from this vacation.

[2112]

Interesting. I'm going to give it a try.
Also..for the first two weeks don't eat any sugar or fruit..just meat and veggies..after two weeks you can eat fruit and some carbs and it won't matter...your body will be reconfigured.

[el borracho]

blah, blah, blah... for my vacation in August.
blah, blah, blah, beer blah
Where are you going?

[big nasty kcnut]

if i moved to tulsa do they have boulevard beer there.

[el borracho]

Oh, nevermind... I see you have already answered that. Carry on!

[2112]

Where are you going?
The Mirage ,Las Vegas, NV.

August 19-23

[milkman]

The Mirage ,Las Vegas, NV.

August 19-23

So you want to lose weight so you look good for the side trip to the Mustang Ranch?

[el borracho]

Do those magicians still perform there or is that all over since the tiger ate one of them?

[milkman]

Do those magicians still perform there or is that all over since the tiger ate one of them?

And the other killed the Tigers cause he was jealous?

[Bugeater]

Vegas..I drink all day at the pool and gamble and drink all night for 4 days..it's brutal, I need a vacation from this vacation.
You have to lose weight to go to Vegas? :spock:

[Bugeater]

if i moved to tulsa do they have boulevard beer there.
I'd imagine if it's here in Omaha it's probably in Tulsa too.

[2112]

So you want to lose weight so you look good for the side trip to the Mustang Ranch?
You have to understand..when I get on a losing streak I go to the dens of hell..the slime and scum of Vegas to turn my luck around..

first stop on this trip is Slots-Of-Fun, where I once saw a woman having a bowel movement into the change reciptical of a slot machine. :Lin:

Second stop, Casino Royale, to enjoy 50 cent roulette and dollar mini craps (you actually sit at the craps table) along with 99 cent Becks beer

Third stop, the strato bar for happy hour on top of the stratosphere

Fourth and final stop, Fremont street.

[2112]

You have to lose weight to go to Vegas? :spock:
If you want to look good, yes. if you don't, no. :spock:

[el borracho]

I once saw a woman having a bowel movement into the change reciptical of a slot machine.
She probably thought she was playing craps.

[Bugeater]

If you want to look good, yes. if you don't, no. :spock:
Oh, you must not be married.

[2112]

Oh, you must not be married.
Yep, you got it! you're as sharp as a marble! ;)

I still have to hear shit about my girth from my GF though. :cuss:

[Bugeater]

Yep, you got it! you're as sharp as a marble! ;)

I still have to hear shit about my girth from my GF though. :cuss:
Just tie the knot then. You can let yourself go straight to hell after that.

[2112]

Just tie the knot then. You can let yourself go straight to hell after that.
Tying the knot is the bond of obedience..I just can't do it. :(

[milkman]

Yep, you got it! you're as sharp as a marble! ;)

I still have to hear shit about my girth from my GF though. :cuss:

I have never heard a woman complain about girth.














Oh, wait, that's not what you were talking about, was it?

[2112]

I have never heard a woman complain about girth.














Oh, wait, that's not what you were talking about, was it?
I never said ''trunk girth'', I meant gut girth. you bastid! :cuss:

[el borracho]

I have never heard a woman complain about girth.
Haha! I bet you haven't!

[2112]

God damnit! milkman must be on fire tonight! :cuss:

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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to milkman again.

[KcMizzou]

Haha! I bet you haven't!Ahem..


ROFL :)

[milkman]

Haha! I bet you haven't!

I never said "my" girth.

[2112]

Haha! I bet you haven't!
God damnit! :cuss:

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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to el borracho again.

BTW..Nice! ROFL

[KcMizzou]

See, I found that funny in a whole different way.

I thought el borracho had way too much knowledge of milk's girth.

[el borracho]

Who were you before you became Phobia's Nut?

[KcMizzou]

Who were you before you became Phobia's Nut?
KcMizzou

[2112]

See, I found that funny in a whole different way.

I though el borracho had way too much knowledge of milk's girth.
:spock:

[2112]

Who were you before you became Phobia's Nut?
Why did you become Phobia's ''Nut'' :spock:


Hijack is in full gear!

[KcMizzou]

Why did you become Phobia's ''Nut'' :spock:


Hijack is in full gear!Heh, I honestly have no idea.

[el borracho]

Did it happen before Phobia left, during his absence or after his return?

[NewChief]

You know the hell of it is, I've lost 10 lbs or so in the last month or so, and I didn't even contemplate trying to do so.

It just came off.

Every winter I gain 10 lbs. Every summer I lose it. From the many shows I've see on Animal Planet and the fact that I stayed in a Holiday Inn last night, I think it's a pretty natural cycle.

[KcMizzou]

Did it happen before Phobia left, during his absence or after his return?
It was just a week or so ago.

I must have said something that provoked it... it's likely that there was beer involved.

I don't mind... but I wish I got the joke...lol

[el borracho]

Did they stick you with that avatar at the same time? ROFL

[KcMizzou]

Did they stick you with that avatar at the same time? ROFLNo... it's an old one I had... (The Gn'R thing?)

I changed it to the Lamar Hunt avy, but at some point it got changed back. :shrug:

[2112]

No... it's an old one I had... (The Gn'R thing?)

I changed it to the Lamar Hunt avy, but at some point it got changed back. :shrug:
You used to have a grim reaper avatar also, right?

[KcMizzou]

You used to have a grim reaper avatar also, right?Yessir.

From "Dead Like Me".

[milkman]

Every winter I gain 10 lbs. Every summer I lose it. From the many shows I've see on Animal Planet and the fact that I stayed in a Holiday Inn last night, I think it's a pretty natural cycle.

Over the past 10 years or so, I stayed at about 160, give or take 2 to 3 lbs, year round.

I got all the way up to that weight after I had knee reconstruction.

Before that, I stayed pretty steady at 145 for about 10 years.

I haven't ever been subject to seasonal change of more than 2 or 3 lbs.

[2112]

Over the past 10 years or so, I stayed at about 160, give or take 2 to 3 lbs, year round.

I got all the way up to that weight after I had knee reconstruction.

Before that, I stayed pretty steady at 145 for about 10 years.

I haven't ever been subject to seasonal change of more than 2 or 3 lbs.
Dude, you live in California. it's warm all year around.

When it gets cold here on the east coast in the winter time, my appetite
goes through the roof tenfold. I definitely don't eat as much in the summer because of the hotter temps

[RJ]

You used to have a grim reaper avatar also, right?



KcMizzou once had the greatest avatar in Planet history.

Mizzou, why did you lose that one?

It was mathematically perfect in a symmetry sort of way.

[KcMizzou]

KcMizzou once had the greatest avatar in Planet history.

Mizzou, why did you lose that one?

It was mathematically perfect in a symmetry sort of way.The black and white pic of the girl with the low riding jeans?

[NewChief]

Over the past 10 years or so, I stayed at about 160, give or take 2 to 3 lbs, year round.

I got all the way up to that weight after I had knee reconstruction.

Before that, I stayed pretty steady at 145 for about 10 years.

I haven't ever been subject to seasonal change of more than 2 or 3 lbs.

You must be quite a bit shorter than me (6'2"). I can gain and lose 10 lbs. pretty easily without anyone noticing a difference (except the wife... she always seems to notice... vocally). I'm finally getting back down into summer shape. The shit of it is that I'll peak and look pretty ripped about the end of August, when it's time for me to start putting on the winter weight again.

[milkman]

Dude, you live in California. it's warm all year around.

When it gets cold here on the east coast in the winter time, my appetite
goes through the roof tenfold. I definitely don't eat as much in the summer because of the hotter temps

I eat two big meals a day, and snack almost constantly all day.

[el borracho]

The black and white pic of the girl with the low riding jeans?
Change it back! Change it back at once!

[milkman]

You must be quite a bit shorter than me (6'2"). I can gain and lose 10 lbs. pretty easily without anyone noticing a difference (except the wife... she always seems to notice... vocally). I'm finally getting back down into summer shape. The shit of it is that I'll peak and look pretty ripped about the end of August, when it's time for me to start putting on the winter weight again.

What?

I'm not short (5'7").

The top of my head just ain't as high as yours.

[KcMizzou]

Change it back! Change it back at once!That was probably my favorite... Phob used it for a while after that, so I never used it again.

[2112]

I eat two big meals a day, and snack almost constantly all day.
God damn man, you were born with one hell of a metabolism.

[KcMizzou]

Change it back! Change it back at once!Fixed

[2112]

Fixed
Nice avatar :drool:

[RJ]

The black and white pic of the girl with the low riding jeans?



Of course. What other avatar have you had that was the greatest in Planet history?

Yes, Phobia once revived it but it wasn't right. It is meant for you.

I'm telling you, the symmetry of that girl's shoulders to hips was a perfect thing. You should re-acquire that.....and this from a guy who uses "at work" all the time and never sees the avs.

I just want the world back on its proper axis.

[KcMizzou]

Nice avatar :drool:Yeah... I always loved that pic.

Sexy, yet subtle.

[Nzoner]

I'm a beer and margarita guy so I think I'm focked

[RJ]

Fixed




Much better. Thanks for doing your part to make the world a better place.

[KcMizzou]

Much better. Thanks for doing your part to make the world a better place.LMAO

Not a problem. This one was always my favorite anyway. :toast:

[el borracho]

Now I remember you!

[KcMizzou]

Now I remember you!Sweet! :thumb:

[Mr. Kotter]

Well, at least you aren't PLUM Mutha-Friggin' "LOCO" like TinyEvil....what a sadistic dude, he is....:shake:




:p

[RJ]

Now I remember you!



Yeah, you're probably one of those guys who has trouble with names but never forgets an ass......
:)

[KcMizzou]

Yeah, you're probably one of those guys who has trouble with names but never forgets an ass......
:)LMAO

[TinyEvel]

This is very ironic, as I just sat down with a Bukler non-alcoholic beer. My first foray into the non-alkies since giving up the devil's elixir six days ago.
And as I took my first sip, I thought to myself, "will this cancel out my weight loss potential from not drinking?"

But I don't think so. Because without the alcohol there's no "good happy happy dizzy feeling" to make me want to drink twelve of these.

good luck gents!

[TinyEvel]

You have to understand..when I get on a losing streak I go to the dens of hell..the slime and scum of Vegas to turn my luck around..

first stop on this trip is Slots-Of-Fun, where I once saw a woman having a bowel movement into the change reciptical of a slot machine. :Lin:

Second stop, Casino Royale, to enjoy 50 cent roulette and dollar mini craps (you actually sit at the craps table) along with 99 cent Becks beer

Third stop, the strato bar for happy hour on top of the stratosphere

Fourth and final stop, Fremont street.

Sounds like the white trash tour of vegas. Do they pick you up in a 82 Camaro and give you Frito Pie?

:p

[KcMizzou]

Sounds like the white trash tour of vegas. Do they pick you up in a 82 Camaro and give you Frito Pie?

:pLets hope so!

[TinyEvel]

Over the past 10 years or so, I stayed at about 160, give or take 2 to 3 lbs, year round.

I got all the way up to that weight after I had knee reconstruction.

Before that, I stayed pretty steady at 145 for about 10 years.

I haven't ever been subject to seasonal change of more than 2 or 3 lbs.

Dude, are you, like, 5'4" or something?

[TinyEvel]

What?

I'm not short (5'7").

The top of my head just ain't as high as yours.


I never knew Milkman was a spinner!

[Halfcan]

I had a few Mic lights last night-it had been awhile, almost forgot what beer taste like.

[TinyEvel]

I had a few Mic lights last night-it had been awhile, almost forgot what beer taste like.

Umm, based on that sentence -- actually, you did.

[L.A. Chieffan]

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[L.A. Chieffan]

St. Pauli Girl was on sale at rite aid for like 5 bucks a six pack so....BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[2112]

St. Pauli Girl was on sale at rite aid for like 5 bucks a six pack so....BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
St. Pauli Girl is a watered down version of Becks..it tastes good, but it has little firepower. go with Becks!

$5 for a six pack is a good deal out there? :spock:

[milkman]

I never knew Milkman was a spinner!

What the hell is a spinner?

Am I gonna have to climb on a ladder to kick your ass for that remark?

[2112]

Sounds like the white trash tour of vegas. Do they pick you up in a 82 Camaro and give you Frito Pie?

:p
Like I said, I only do that after 2-3 days of losing and being fried at the pool. Kind of like Clark Griswald did in Vegas vacation.

[StcChief]

Thanks but I like a good ALE.....so NO.

[2112]

Well, my plan has worked. although I'm craving to have a beer, I will continue the Vodka and rum gig. I've lost 10lb's so far since starting this. 2 more weeks to go! :spock:

[Bugeater]

I'm sure I've sweated off at least 10 lbs this past week. I hate summer.

[2112]

I'm sure I've sweated off at least 10 lbs this past week.

That's water, that don't count. if I included that, it would be 20lb's.


I hate summer.

:spock:

[Bugeater]

That's water, that don't count. if I included that, it would be 20lb's.
It counts for me damnit!

:spock:
Yes I do, I hate hot weather. I'd much rather deal with winter.

[2112]

It counts for me damnit!
LMAO


Yes I do, I hate hot weather. I'd much rather deal with winter.
I have been to St.Louis in the summer several times (close to you?) and I have to say that it is disgustingly humid and hot in the midwest. fortunately for me, I have the Atlantic Ocean a mere 20 minutes away.

I think I might even go to Martels today. here's a view of the tiki bar cam.

http://www.tikibar.com/

http://www.tikibar.com/pages/webcam_tikibar.html

http://www.tikibar.com/pages/webcam_boardwalk.html

http://www.tikibar.com/pages/webcam_beach.html

http://www.tikibar.com/pages/webcam_pier.html

It's a beautiful day today!

[Skip Towne]

if i moved to tulsa do they have boulevard beer there.
Yes.

[Skip Towne]

What?

I'm not short (5'7").

The top of my head just ain't as high as yours.
You didn't get big enough when you were little.