To flush, or not to flush

[rageeumr]

So I was just in the restroom in my building. It's a one urinal, one stall setup. As I start to pee, the guy sitting the stall starts talking on his cell phone. It is apparent by his conversation that he is talking with his daughter. I get done peeing and am faced with an important question: Do I flush, alerting his daughter that he called while duecing, or do I screw over the next guy to use the urinal. Poll forthcoming.

[Bill Lundberg]

Flush. Any idiot who talks on a cell phone while taking a shit in public deserves the embarassment

[greg63]

Flush, but only after you take a picture of it with your camera phone. :p

[ClevelandBronco]

Miss Manners seems to be silent on the subject.

[Mr. Kotter]

I'd flush; twice....and then reel off something like, "Shee-EEESH, Duuuu-UUUdddde! WTF crawled up your ass and died, man? That stench eminating from your bowels would peel mutha-friggin' paint. You are one gnarly freak, man."

;)

[88TG88]

What did you do ?

[Hammock Parties]

I'd yell:

"HEY BUDDY! CHECK OUT THE MASSIVE TITS ON THIS STRIPPER! IF YOU WANT, I BET SHE'LL BLOW US BOTH FOR FIFTY BUCKS!"

[codeman]

Yell out ....

DUDE ... COURTESY FLUSH .... PULLLLEEEESSSSSEEEE

[Zebedee DuBois]

Of course you flush.

And of course, you wash your hands.

And just before you dry off your hands, you flick the residual water off your fingers over the stall wall.

Beat a hasty retreat.

[007]

I'd flush; twice....and then reel off something like, "Shee-EEESH, Duuuu-UUUdddde! WTF crawled up your ass and died, man? That stench eminating from your bowels would peel mutha-friggin' paint. You are one gnarly freak, man."

;)
Thanks for the comic relief. That was great.

[unothadeal]

What did you do ?
My guess is he's still there with his laptop, waiting for the right answer.

[Bugeater]

Absolutely positively flush. Then flush again.

[Mr. Kotter]

I'd yell:

"HEY BUDDY! CHECK OUT THE MASSIVE TITS ON THIS STRIPPER! IF YOU WANT, I BET SHE'LL BLOW US BOTH FOR FIFTY BUCKS!"

Nice. ROFL

Except if I was with you; she'd skip you, and blow me twice. :p

[Easy 6]

Flush. Any idiot who talks on a cell phone while taking a shit in public deserves the embarassment

[DenverChief]

Say something out loud about glory holes and how jimmy gives the best head but steve has a really tight ass and you'll meet him in the orgy room with that 12'' dildo you special ordered from gaytoys.com

[Simply Red]

Flush. Any idiot who talks on a cell phone while taking a shit in public deserves the embarassment
I used to think you were kind of a dick, and have never spoke with you. But this is just downright funny. Bravo!

[ClevelandBronco]

Say something out loud about glory holes and how jimmy gives the best head but steve has a really tight ass and you'll meet him in the orgy room with that 12'' dildo you special ordered from gaytoys.com

If gaytoys.com actually exists, you might have some 'splainin' to do.

[Mr. Kotter]

If gaytoys.com actually exists, you might have some 'splainin' to do.

No, you have some "catching up" on Planet history to do....heh.

You don't know how ironic that comment is.... LMAO

[ClevelandBronco]

If gaytoys.com actually exists, you might have some 'splainin' to do.

stoopid noob.

[booger]

Flush and turn off the light switch on the way out.

[38yrsfan]

another thread down the toilet ..............

[rageeumr]

What did you do ?

I was overcome with indecision. I didn't flush.