Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

[The Franchise]

Bwhahaha am I supposed to be impressed by that???! A ranch house with a tiny swimming pool in it?ROFL

Nice try but no you lose once again.

I am 25 years old and am already doing very well for myself financially. Like I said before, I will be making 6 figures by the time I am 30 easily. The way I have networked it has gotten me far and I will go even farther.

You say you are almost 40 and you have been living in that puny little ranch house??? Bwahaha I dont know whether to laugh at you or feel sorry for you.

Either way, hit the gym. Your arms are small and you are as white as a ghost too.

Well let's see your house genius.

[Hammock Parties]

Guys I totally had my face like 12 inches from a chick's massive cleavage at the pool. I was helping her with a crossword puzzle. I don't have any pics to prove it, though. She wasn't my sister, either. It was so exciting! She was way hotter than Midnight Vulture's sluts, too.

[Bowser]

Guys I totally had my face like 12 inches from a chick's massive cleavage at the pool. I was helping her with a crossword puzzle. I don't have any pics to prove it, though. She wasn't my sister, either. It was so exciting! She was way hotter than Midnight Vulture's sluts, too.

Get a bike and you'll close the deal next time.

[The Franchise]

Guys I totally had my face like 12 inches from a chick's massive cleavage at the pool. I was helping her with a crossword puzzle. I don't have any pics to prove it, though. She wasn't my sister, either. It was so exciting! She was way hotter than Midnight Vulture's sluts, too.

I'll totally believe you for $10,000 in casino cash. You know.....to pay for my Audi.

[kstater]

Guys I totally had my face like 12 inches from a chick's massive cleavage at the pool. I was helping her with a crossword puzzle. I don't have any pics to prove it, though. She wasn't my sister, either. It was so exciting! She was way hotter than Midnight Vulture's sluts, too.

You at least asked her out right?

[Hammock Parties]

You at least asked her out right?

She has a boyfriend.

Get a bike and you'll close the deal next time.

GOD DAMMIT! I was driving a Red Durango.

[Donger]

Guys I totally had my face like 12 inches from a chick's massive cleavage at the pool. I was helping her with a crossword puzzle. I don't have any pics to prove it, though. She wasn't my sister, either. It was so exciting! She was way hotter than Midnight Vulture's sluts, too.

Did you have any M&Ms or other small-sized food object with you?

[Midnight_Vulture]

Midnight, I understand that you are enjoying the attention. That's good. But, are you going to make an effort to move beyond this thread and become a good ChiefsPlanet citizen/member?

Alright sounds good I think this thread has run its course by now.

There was only a couple of posters willing to show themselves or their wives so I think I won that arguement right there.

Do want you want with this thread then.

[Hammock Parties]

Did you have any M&Ms or other small-sized food object with you?

No, just my man meat hangin' in my pants.

[stlchiefs]

25? facial jewelry?

How else is he supposed to signal to the other guys that he sucks dik?

[The Franchise]

Yep...you won once again.

Now take your $60k a year job and go pay for grammar and typing lessons.

[Midnight_Vulture]

I would show my bike or car...BUT most of you guys who have been hating on me wont even post a pic of your girl or what you look like so I guess I win there.

[kstater]

She has a boyfriend.



So what? I don't think you're trying hard enough.

[Sure-Oz]

So what? I don't think you're trying hard enough.

She's probably lying..

[Donger]

Alright sounds good I think this thread has run its course by now.

There was only a couple of posters willing to show themselves or their wives so I think I won that arguement right there.

Do want you want with this thread then.

I would argue that you've won nothing, but that's beside the point.

Now, in a show of good faith, I recommend that you apologize to Braincase for your idiotic remark.

[Hammock Parties]

So what? I don't think you're trying hard enough.

Probably not. He is kind of a douchebag and they had a nasty phone conversation yesterday.

I suck.

She's probably lying..

No, she does. I've seen him.

[Bowser]

I would show my bike or car...BUT most of you guys who have been hating on me wont even post a pic of your girl or what you look like so I guess I win there.

BOOYAH!!

[Spott]

Damn, this dude is a tool. Who in the hell brags about getting some chicks phone # and then takes pictures of himself doing it just to prove that he got it?

[beach tribe]

I would show my bike or car...BUT most of you guys who have been hating on me wont even post a pic of your girl or what you look like so I guess I win there.

Go down to the Honda shop, and just stand beside one.

That's how you prove the girls your "banging". You could easily own a motorcycle that way.

[stlchiefs]

I would show my bike or car...BUT most of you guys who have been hating on me wont even post a pic of your girl or what you look like so I guess I win there.

What's the name of this game?

I win!

[Sure-Oz]

Go down to the Honda shop, and just stand beside one.

That's how you prove the girls your "banging". You could easily own a motorcycle that way.

Im proud to say i paid off my accord 2 months ago:thumb:

[DaFace]

Jesus, is this loser still trolling for attention?

T minus 23 minutes to thread move.

[Hammock Parties]

What I don't get is why someone with limited income would buy a car AND a bike. Seems like a waste.

[Spott]

What I don't get is why someone with limited income would buy a car AND a bike. Seems like a waste.


It's probably fairly easy to afford a car payment when you are living with your parents.

[Hammock Parties]

It's probably fairly easy to afford a car payment when you are living with your parents.

Didn't he claim to make 70k or something?

[beach tribe]

I would show my bike or car...BUT most of you guys who have been hating on me wont even post a pic of your girl or what you look like so I guess I win there.

Here's my latest.

You lose.

Let's see your bike douchebag.

[Bearcat]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. This guy isn't looking for approval, nor does he really believe the crap he's spewing. He may not even own a motorcycle for all we know. He's getting more entertainment out of reactions like this than anything.

It's the Jerry Springer Effect of the Internet.

A 300 pound woman in a thong rumbles on stage and says she's everything you wish you could be. Hilarity ensues, and she feeds off the laughing (not literally). She says "you're just jealous!". Someone stands up and says "Put a tarp on!", she says "Go to hell, twiggy!". The audience laughs, she laughs, Jerry dies a little inside.

Both parties come away feeling better about themselves, but when the dust settles and everyone has forgotten about the events that took place, I'm still just a guy that wasted 3 minutes of my day while you're still..... you.

In the battle of trolls, Chiefsplanet always wins.

[Hammock Parties]

OK, I'd say Beach Tribe's chick blows away any of the chicks Vulture posted. She love him long time.

[Sure-Oz]

What I don't get is why someone with limited income would buy a car AND a bike. Seems like a waste.

For Fun, my friend found out the hard way and had to sell his bike to afford a house. I would wait for sure until i was financially secure.

[jjchieffan]

I doubt he would agree. He thinks his sluts are hot, Phobia's wife is a skank, and TinyEvil's $1.4 million house is a shack. The guy is obviously delisusional.

[Hammock Parties]

The guy is obviously delisusional.

I don't know about that, but he's clearly delusional.

[Skip Towne]

I doubt he would agree. He thinks his sluts are hot, Phobia's wife is a skank, and TinyEvil's $1.4 million house is a shack. The guy is obviously delisusional.

He's a thief too.

[jjchieffan]

I don't know about that, but he's clearly delusional.

:LMAO: Nice typo there. I need to add that one in the dictionary. Right next to aluminuminum.

[jjchieffan]

One last post before this thread gets moved. Thanks for the entertainment in this otherwise boring offseason time you delusional, not hot babe getting, idiotic crotch rocket riding DOUCHEBAG

[Hammock Parties]

Yes, I would just like to say I still admire and envy Mr. Vulture. At least in the short-term. Ride the light.

[QuikSsurfer]

Here's my latest.

You lose.

Let's see your bike douchebag.

Impressive.



And you're a sharp looking fella. Yall look good together.

[Hammock Parties]

Impressive.



And you're a sharp looking fella. Yall look good together.

Yeah. I generally don't feel attracted to asian chicks but she's a looker.

[QuikSsurfer]

Yeah. I generally don't feel attracted to asian chicks but she's a looker.

You want a crazy, wild, sex-beast?? Go oriental.. no lie

[Adept Havelock]

You want a crazy, wild, sex-beast?? Go oriental.. no lie

I'd agree with that. I still remember one Korean sweetie I met in college....damn. That woman was impressive.

[Hammock Parties]

You want a crazy, wild, sex-beast?? Go oriental.. no lie

They rove big amelican schrong!

[Mr. Plow]

SPANK ME WITH A RUBBER MONKEY!

[beach tribe]

Here's a couple more of her. Enjoy

And we get our tans from the beach, not from a bed. Douche.

[QuikSsurfer]

I'd agree with that. I still remember one Korean sweetie I met in college....damn. That woman was impressive.

Same.
Made a few Korean lady-friends at Ole Miss... They stayed horny.
Wouldn't even kiss; straight to the sex.
It was like: "It's time for sex now. We're gonna have sex. Prepare for sex"

I miss college so much...

[DaFace]

Same.
Made a few Korean lady-friends at Ole Miss... They stayed horny.
Wouldn't even kiss; straight to the sex.
It was like: "It's time for sex now. We're gonna have sex. Prepare for sex"

I miss college so much...

Strangely, that's how my (non-Korean) wife is...when she wants to. No need for foreplay - just get right to it. It's getting the frequency up that's the challenge.

[beach tribe]

Impressive.



And you're a sharp looking fella. Yall look good together.

If you like Asian girls Check out the thread from my trip to Tokyo.


The thread starter was labeled simply. Tokyo.

[QuikSsurfer]

Haven't thought about this in a while and I'm sure we've been certain that this type of girl doesn't exist, but one of the Korean lady's, Melissa; she would start fooling around in my pants while I was sleeping. There were many nights I would wake up to her blowing/riding me.
At the time I felt violated... That didn't last long. That shit was ****ing great.

[QuikSsurfer]

Strangely, that's how my (non-Korean) wife is...when she wants to. No need for foreplay - just get right to it. It's getting the frequency up that's the challenge.

May be time to mix/spice things up a bit.

May be time for a passion party. I have a friend girl that does them for a living. They can be a lot of fun.

[ChiefsFire]

Haven't thought about this in a while and I'm sure we've been certain that this type of girl doesn't exist, but one of the Korean lady's, Melissa; she would start fooling around in my pants while I was sleeping. There were many nights I would wake up to her blowing/riding me.
At the time I felt violated... That didn't last long. That shit was ****ing great.

Melissa = your cat

[DaFace]

May be time to mix/spice things up a bit.

May be time for a passion party. I have a friend girl that does them for a living. They can be a lot of fun.

Ha, I don't think we're to that point YET. :) Just a challenge to keep things interesting enough now that "married life" is setting in.

[Hammock Parties]

Holy shit, beach tribe is dating a ****ing model. Hot hot hot!

[88TG88]

Melissa = your cat

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

[QuikSsurfer]

Melissa = your cat

:spock:

Even if I were on the outside, your attempt at a joke falls premature.

You've made 2 idiots laugh.

[TinyEvel]

This makes me want to resurrect my "went to Idaho, met a FOX" thread....

[BWillie]

I would show my bike or car...BUT most of you guys who have been hating on me wont even post a pic of your girl or what you look like so I guess I win there.

You know I don't really see why you have to come in here and try to make yourself feel better than everybody else. You can pull tail, you are young, you have some money, you have a nice bike that attracts chicks. So what? Why do you feel that you need to brag about this to everybody? Are you really that insecure? You must have some problem with your own self worth and the relationship you have with your own identity otherwise you wouldn't try to come in here and belittle with this BS. This would be like when I bring a hot chick home from the bar, and then calling my grandpa and being like haha you loser you are having sex with a 67 year old woman.

[teedubya]

Beach Tribe's chick blows away Oompa Loompa's 'girl'

[Mr. Plow]

Anyone seen my rubber monkey?

[ChiefsFire]

Its time to end this. You've been exposed, gaylord.

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/7550/mvcopyhj4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Ouch

[TinyEvel]

wait. Does he have an "innie" or an "outie?"


I HAVE TO KNOW!!!! :cuss:

[Pink Paradise 2010]

pretty messed up dude.... but yeah he did deserve it.... LMAO

[Deberg_1990]

Haha people are too chicken $ hit to put pics of their girls online.ROFL
Looks like I win there.

And I highly doubt I will post pics of my bike online. I will give you a hint...its a new Yamaha.:thumb:

Come back brah......this place needs you.