Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

[DaFace]

This ****ing queer reminds me of the "My New Haircut" guy on youtube.

I'm at work now otherwise I'd post it.

At your service...

Language NSFW

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[DaFace]

Well if you had started a thread about speedboats im sure things would be different. Id rather have a pontoon(sp) so I could put my motorcycle inside my boat and drive it around in party cove. PUSSY MAGNET!

OK, that's actually pretty funny.

[Donger]

I am hanging out with the blonde tommorrow Giggity Giggity

And i didnt mean to offend anyone from or in Iowa. I know there are good people there just confused why they would continue to live there....

Are you going to submit, or not?

[Iowanian]

I figured out who whatsmyname and midnight buzzard reminded me of.....

"Hey Dirkplanet...do you like my bike"
http://www.wildaboutmovies.com/images_2/PhilipSeymourHoffmanBoogieNights.jpg

[Adept Havelock]

I figured out who whatsmyname and midnight buzzard reminded me of.....

"Hey Dirkplanet...do you like my bike"
http://www.wildaboutmovies.com/images_2/PhilipSeymourHoffmanBoogieNights.jpg

ROFL

[Iowanian]

"hey guys, I gets all the p@ssy...yeah I be tappin it 247"
"sorry, sorry dirkplanet, I just thought you'd want to kiss me....I love you" [/midnight mushroom head]
http://www.thejay.com/wp-content/hoffmanboogie.jpg

[Easy 6]

OK, that's actually pretty funny.

I'd have to agree & i gotta admit that they've both kept us quite entertained the last 2 days.

[Iowanian]

"look guys, here I am rockin' it with chics and my best friend dirk at a party last night...losers" [/midnight cuckold]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f51/hilarmina/boogie.jpg

[trndobrd]

"look guys, here I am rockin' it with chics and my best friend dirk at a party last night...losers" [/midnight cuckold]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f51/hilarmina/boogie.jpg


The receeding hairline thing is going on too. Uncanny.

[Iowanian]

Here, ole Studmuffin demonstrates his bad ass chic-catchin skillzzzz

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[Iowanian]

You're right....all guys who ride bikes are smooooooooth.

"I hope your car has a big trunk, because I'm gonna put my bike in it" [/midnight turdburgler]

[bogey]

I remember when my Dad bought a motorcycle, which is completely out of his character, but he wanted to save money on gas, which is completely in his character. The first time he rode it, he popped the clutch, and drove head on into our neighbors parked truck. The impact caused him to slide forward and he ripped his pants and his nut sack on the hinge of the gas cap on the tank. He literally ripped open his bag. It took 6 stitches to fix him. That was the first and last time he ever rode a motorcycle.

[Coach]

I'd be curious to see where Midnight Dickless live, since the unwanted slam towards Iowa....

[Bugeater]

I remember when my Dad bought a motorcycle, which is completely out of his character, but he wanted to save money on gas, which is completely in his character. The first time he rode it, he popped the clutch, and drove head on into our neighbors parked truck. The impact caused him to slide forward and he ripped his pants and his nut sack on the hinge of the gas cap on the tank. He literally ripped open his bag. It took 6 stitches to fix him. That was the first and last time he ever rode a motorcycle.

Well that makes me feel better, the first time I tried to ride a dirtbike I popped the clutch and the thing shot out right from underneath me and into a privacy fence. I'm glad I didn't stay on it.

[88TG88]

I'd be curious to see where Midnight Dickless live, since the unwanted slam towards Iowa....

Its that same douche who stole the laptop.

[bogey]

Well that makes me feel better, the first time I tried to ride a dirtbike I popped the clutch and the thing shot out right from underneath me and into a privacy fence. I'm glad I didn't stay on it.

You probably saved your sack by letting it go. :)

[Coach]

Its that same douche who stole the laptop.

Well, I just hope that his bike get engulfed in flames from the wildfires.

[Hammock Parties]

Man this thread is epic.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

You've taken enough of a beating around here that I don't even feel like bothering to pile on. I will say this though, you said you were 25, but you look 35. So, if you're 25, lay off the hard drugs and nightly boozing. If you're 35...............LMAO

[Easy 6]

Man this thread is epic.

2 in the Hall, from the same guy...albeit for all of the wrong reasons.

[2112]

2 in the Hall, from the same guy...albeit for all of the wrong reasons.

The 15 page pile on is the reason it's in the hall, not the thug turd that started the thread.

[Easy 6]

The 15 page pile on is the reason it's in the hall, not the thug turd that started the thread.

You're right, its certainly not his brilliant threadmaking skillz that made this what it is.

What i think happened here...is some arrogant kid, with a lot to learn...gets on & bragged about something that isnt anything to brag about...the predictable beat down ensues, though eventually, many of us tried to lighten it up a bit, remembering our own dumbass youth...but he would have none of it...instead of backing off in any way...he presses on even harder, driven by his insulted pride.

'Back in the day' i knew very similar goofballs, they're not all bad...they just have some real growing up to do. Stealing peoples laptops & risking lives & limbs on a 'sickle' is no way to go through life.

Like DaFace said, if he backs the truck up...he'll eventually make some friends here.

[2112]

You're right, its certainly not his brilliant threadmaking skillz that made this what it is.

What i think happened here...is some arrogant kid, with a lot to learn...gets on & bragged about something that isnt anything to brag about...the predictable beat down ensues, though eventually, many of us tried to lighten it up a bit, remembering our own dumbass youth...but he would have none of it...instead of backing off in any way...he presses on even harder, driven by his insulted pride.

'Back in the day' i knew very similar goofballs, they're not all bad...they just have some real growing up to do. Stealing peoples laptops & risking lives & limbs on a 'sickle' is no way to go through life.

Like DaFace said, if he backs the truck up...he'll eventually make some friends here.

He's probably a bed wetter.

[Adept Havelock]

He's probably a bed wetter.

I bet his mother is tired of waking up in a pool of his urine.

[Bwana]

Here, ole Studmuffin demonstrates his bad ass chic-catchin skillzzzz


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LMAO

[teedubya]

Midnight... Tell me how my ass taste!

[ChiefaRoo]

WTF is this monstrosity all about? Is this the laptop stealer or what?

[ClevelandBronco]

WTF is this monstrosity all about? Is this the laptop stealer or what?

Yes, and it's worth reading the thread to know that the evidence has been presented in a convincing manner.

There's great stuff posted along the way. Just don't lose your job over it.

[Logical]

At your service...

Language NSFW

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You found this guys twin, amazing.

[Logical]

I am hanging out with the blonde tommorrow Giggity Giggity

And i didnt mean to offend anyone from or in Iowa. I know there are good people there just confused why they would continue to live there....

Someone actually saying Giggity Giggity that is not a cartoon character. Then again you are about as real as a Family Guy character.

[Logical]

Oh yes, he makes 60-70K per year.
That is not much in Atlanta, how did he pay those two hookers.

[Chiefs=Champions]

Mate you are so pathetic, do you really feel the need to flaunt what you have? You must be soooo insecure...

Some day you'll learn that there is ALWAYS someone with it better and worse than you...

[Midnight_Vulture]

I also appreciate the nice pms from people that actually arent out to just hate.

Here is one: "Whatever you do though, don't quit posting. I think the 5 or 6 on here have some kind of gangbang with each other when they run somebody off the board."

Also I cant wait for tonight. While most of you old farts will be spending time on here, I'll be out banging the hot blonde. Gotta love it haha.

[Baby Lee]

Who in the hell would want to live in the shithole of Atlanta? Hell, Michael Vick chose the Federal Pen over that humid, festering, crime magnet whose proudest export is rap music that sounds like the performer's mouth is full of hog shit to the beat of a couple of rocks in the hubcap on an AMC pacer(with 22s).
The only WISH they had Leprechuans!!!

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[Baby Lee]

I'd be curious to see where Midnight Dickless live, since the unwanted slam towards Iowa....

The Iowa thing was just about a perceived lack of lube up there.
If someone could've explained Udder Butter to him, this all could've been avoided.

[kepp]

Its that same douche who stole the laptop.

I think I may be onto something...hear me out. The facts: 1) stole laptop in San Diego...2) had some poor experience in Iowa...3) now in ATL in a "marketing" job. I think he's one of those underprivileged youths that travels the country selling magazine subscriptions. Like this guy:

[Swanman]

I think this link is appropriate for the thread:

http://iwanttofitin.wordpress.com/2007/04/30/you-say-you-pop-your-collar/

[Swanman]

Also this link:

http://www.barstoolsports.com/article/new_jersey_freakshows/1958/

The pics in the link were posted a while back, but probably should be revisited since Midnight SloppyPartyBottom started this new terrific, wonderful thread.

[Baby Lee]

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http://66.79.163.197/_images/articles/2008/01/21/pic26052.jpg


http://jezebel.com/379667/searching-for-the-worst-outfit-in-international-male


Callback to the best long article EVAR!!
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/international-male.php?page=1

[Que Card QB]

I also appreciate the nice pms from people that actually arent out to just hate.

Here is one: "Whatever you do though, don't quit posting. I think the 5 or 6 on here have some kind of gangbang with each other when they run somebody off the board."

Also I cant wait for tonight. While most of you old farts will be spending time on here, I'll be out banging the hot blonde. Gotta love it haha.You should start by like, telling her how you like, posted this thread, like on this internet forum about your bike... Chicks REALLY dig guys who do that. She'll be so turned on, you'll probably score a three way with the brunette! :thumb:

[Dartgod]

Also this link:

http://www.barstoolsports.com/article/new_jersey_freakshows/1958/

The pics in the link were posted a while back, but probably should be revisited since Midnight SloppyPartyBottom started this new terrific, wonderful thread.
What's with all the orange people? :spock:

[Iowanian]

Someone should tell those guys they're supposed to look like GUIDOS, not CHEETOS.

midnight lier. Imagine. Imagine a time when the possibility of getting a piece of ass isn't noteworthy enough for a 2 week trailer to the pathetic short film with no climatic ending....for her.


Don't forget the Roofies, you know you're *that guy*.

[Adept Havelock]

What's with all the orange people? :spock:

Wonka Chocolate opened an Atlanta Division. I think Midnight Oompa is in the marketing division.

[Baby Lee]

Wonka Chocolate opened an Atlanta Division. I think Midnight Oompa is in the marketing division.

Cheeto-Guidos subsidized my Audi!!

[Mr. Plow]

Dawg! Check out the newest International Male necklines.
http://66.79.163.197/_images/articles/2008/01/21/pic26052.jpg



Is that guy doing Blue Steel?

[Mr. Plow]

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[RaiderH8r]

Is that guy doing Blue Steel?

I don't know but that chick has the look on her face of a woman who's about 99% sure the knuckle dragger she's standing with is going to probably use a little percussive therapy on her head and neck once they get home. I don't know if it's terror or abject fear in her visage but that picture does not convey an Ozzie and Harriet type feeling.

[Inspector]

It appears to me that his behaviour is very stereotypical for a young guy struggling with accepting himself as a gay man. Sometimes these guys will actually marry a girl as part of the mirage they create to attempt to fool themselves.

I'm not bagging on the kid. I just hope he can come to grips with his reality. It is only his youth and immaturity that provokes him to act out this way in an attempt to convince himself he's actually a heterosexual. And a football message board would provide a great venue for that. The signs all seem pretty clear to me.

[RNR]

It appears to me that his behaviour is very stereotypical for a young guy struggling with accepting himself as a gay man. Sometimes these guys will actually marry a girl as part of the mirage they create to attempt to fool themselves.

I'm not bagging on the kid. I just hope he can come to grips with his reality. It is only his youth and immaturity that provokes him to act out this way in an attempt to convince himself he's actually a heterosexual. And a football message board would provide a great venue for that. The signs all seem pretty clear to me.

I am stunned this thread is still alive! that said this is the best post on it. The sooner he comes to grips with this the better off he will be. Its ok kid there are several of your type out there! heck putting from the rough is in style now! Not my style but good luck anyway.

[FAX]

It appears to me that his behaviour is very stereotypical for a young guy struggling with accepting himself as a gay man. Sometimes these guys will actually marry a girl as part of the mirage they create to attempt to fool themselves.

I'm not bagging on the kid. I just hope he can come to grips with his reality. It is only his youth and immaturity that provokes him to act out this way in an attempt to convince himself he's actually a heterosexual. And a football message board would provide a great venue for that. The signs all seem pretty clear to me.

That does it. I'm selling my motorcycle and re-marrying the beautiful and witty Mrs. FAX. Sorry, hot babes. It's over.

FAX

[Inspector]

No need to alter your plan Mr. Fax.

You know our motto around here: NTTAWWT

[Chiefs_4_life]

what a douche I eat hotter chicks than that for breakfast.

[StcChief]

what a douche I eat hotter chicks than that for breakfast.
but do you have a bike, that's really all that matters :rolleyes:

[RaiderH8r]

but do you have a bike, that's really all that matters :rolleyes:

All I've got is this abnormally large penis, high intellect and fat wallet. Curses for not having a bike ("crotch rocket" is what I call my penis...does that count?).

[FAX]

what a douche I eat hotter chicks than that for breakfast.

That's nothing. After breakfast, I poop chicks hotter than that.

They're kind of smallish, but I do.

FAX

[StcChief]

All I've got is this abnormally large penis, high intellect and fat wallet. Curses for not having a bike ("crotch rocket" is what I call my penis...does that count?). Last time I checked women agree size does matter. :D Penis,Wallet especially if you can lick your eyebrows

[RaiderH8r]

Last time I checked women agree size does matter. :D Penis,Wallet especially if you can lick your eyebrows

This douche is about a six hour bender of Jagr-bombs from waking up with some dude named Chet's nuts on his chin and an aching butthole. He's so cliche'd it's laughable.

[StcChief]

This douche is about a six hour bender of Jagr-bombs from waking up with some dude named Chet's nuts on his chin and an aching butthole. He's so cliche'd it's laughable.
yeah some good old boy in ATL is gonna wax his a$$ it's not if, it's when.

[redbrian]

I don't know why but the movie cool hand luke comes to mind.......

Sorry didn't read the whole thing but did we ever find out the hourly rate for these hookers....

[btlook1]

I have been watching this thread for a couple of days now. I'm betting this douche hasn't learned his lesson....just goes to prove that there are idiots everywhere!

[Iowanian]

Anyone else notice something?

Although Fonzy has been talking about his bike that will jump over 3 busses, he's yet to show a picture of it?

[Skip Towne]

Anyone else notice something?

Although Fonzy has been talking about his bike that will jump over 3 busses, he's yet to show a picture of it?

I asked for pics of both the bike and the Audi but he didn't produce them.

[Iowanian]

Its because the closest thing he has to an Audi or a Motorcycle....is the AMC Pacer with the left side tires off and up on blocks in front of his trailer home.

The guy is a first rate Penis sock. He's a used prison foofie glove.

[2112]

Anyone else notice something?

Although Fonzy has been talking about his bike that will jump over 3 busses, he's yet to show a picture of it?

The keyboard of doom is ''CP's Guardian angel/avenging angel'' when mishap befalls here.

Good job! :thumb:

[bogey]

Come on Midnight, show these people a picture of you on your bike.

[Iowanian]

You've heard of a man being "all hat, not cattle"

Midnight-Squiggy is All leather jacket and no Eeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhh




http://www.mrisports.com/images/JumpTheShark.jpg

[Logical]

That does it. I'm selling my motorcycle and re-marrying the beautiful and witty Mrs. FAX. Sorry, hot babes. It's over.

FAXMan, that is a very rash decision. Think it through Mr. FAX

[LiL stumppy]

Also I cant wait for tonight. While most of you old farts will be spending time on here, I'll be out banging the hot blonde. Gotta love it haha.


Better wrap up, I hear prostitutes have a higher risk of carrying STD's then normal sluts

[ChiefsFire]

Anyone else notice something?

Although Fonzy has been talking about his bike that will jump over 3 busses, he's yet to show a picture of it?

Hes too embarrassed to show a pic of his apricot colored bike.

[el borracho]

I am not trying to brag but for those that thought I was full of crap when I said chicks dig guys with bikes. Here is a pic from the party I was at last weekend.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/myspace5.jpg

Looks like a fun party. I love rock, paper, scissors.

[Braincase]

Come on Midnight, show these people a picture of you on your bike.

Snapped this pic of him with the hot blonde...

[Thig Lyfe]

Looks like a fun party. I love rock, paper, scissors.

More like scissors, douchebag, slut.

[teedubya]

Cheeto-Guidos.

ROFL

[Midnight_Vulture]

Ah, the hate continues. All the envy in here is sooo pathetic but I understand. I am livin it up while you guys are stuck at home living the boring suburbian life haha I totally understand. Your lives are almost up while mine will be goin strong for a long time since I am young.

Also I taxed the blonde last night. She was a good lay so I think she is worthy enough to be one of my friends with benefits.

And I only have a couple of pics of my car and bike. They all show my license plate numbers on them so I dont think Ill be showin them.

[2112]

Ah, the hate continues. All the envy in here is sooo pathetic but I understand. I am livin it up while you guys are stuck at home living the boring suburbian life haha I totally understand. Your lives are almost up while mine will be goin strong for a long time since I am young.

Also I taxed the blonde last night. She was a good lay so I think she is worthy enough to be one of my friends with benefits.

And I only have a couple of pics of my car and bike. They all show my license plate numbers on them so I dont think Ill be showin them.

Damn, what's a super stud muffin like you doing up at 9am on a Saturday after having all that fun? I'm sure your penis has a lot of chafing due to the enormous amount of sexual activity you had last night, right?. you need your rest, it's much more important than running to the computer first thing in the morning to post your sexiness.


LMAO

[2112]

Ah, the hate continues. All the envy in here is sooo pathetic but I understand. I am livin it up while you guys are stuck at home living the boring suburbian life haha I totally understand. Your lives are almost up while mine will be goin strong for a long time since I am young.

Also I taxed the blonde last night. She was a good lay so I think she is worthy enough to be one of my friends with benefits.

And I only have a couple of pics of my car and bike. They all show my license plate numbers on them so I dont think Ill be showin them.

You complete me

[Midnight_Vulture]

Dont be jealous dude. I am sure someone will pop your cherry soon haha.

And I am used to getting up early because of my job so being on the computer at 9am is nothing new.

[DaFace]

Ah, the hate continues. All the envy in here is sooo pathetic but I understand. I am livin it up while you guys are stuck at home living the boring suburbian life haha I totally understand. Your lives are almost up while mine will be goin strong for a long time since I am young.

Also I taxed the blonde last night. She was a good lay so I think she is worthy enough to be one of my friends with benefits.

And I only have a couple of pics of my car and bike. They all show my license plate numbers on them so I dont think Ill be showin them.

(yawn)

[Gonzo]

You complete me

ROFL

[kstater]

(yawn)

You know, there are ways that you can keep yourself from being bored. :evil:

[Braincase]

Someday, when you've matured, you're going to get married, and God will bless you with daughters. As they get older, they will go to bed and pray that they meet a man like their daddy. You'll go to bed praying that they don't.

[Baby Lee]

And I only have a couple of pics of my car and bike. They all show my license plate numbers on them so I dont think Ill be showin them.
But ladies and gentlemen I'm merely a tangerine goombah, the ways of computers and photo alteration frighten and confuse me.

http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/sportsrant/library/CavemanLawyer.jpg

[Skip Towne]

Ah, the hate continues. All the envy in here is sooo pathetic but I understand. I am livin it up while you guys are stuck at home living the boring suburbian life haha I totally understand. Your lives are almost up while mine will be goin strong for a long time since I am young.

Also I taxed the blonde last night. She was a good lay so I think she is worthy enough to be one of my friends with benefits.

And I only have a couple of pics of my car and bike. They all show my license plate numbers on them so I dont think Ill be showin them.

Lame

[ChiTown]

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Cheap Hookers for the Night: $50

Tanning Sessions to Color your skin Orange: $150

Looking Like a Douchebag on the World Wide Web While Thinking you are Cool: Priceless!

[Skip Towne]

I'm jealous. I want to be orange too.

[Gonzo]

Ah, the hate continues. All the envy in here is sooo pathetic but I understand. I am livin it up while you guys are stuck at home living the boring suburbian life haha I totally understand. Your lives are almost up while mine will be goin strong for a long time since I am young.

Also I taxed the blonde last night. She was a good lay so I think she is worthy enough to be one of my friends with benefits.

And I only have a couple of pics of my car and bike. They all show my license plate numbers on them so I dont think Ill be showin them.



Ah, Mr. Midnight Douchebag.....

As you sit on your pleather couch and ponder wether or not to go to lazer tag today at Skateland, perhaps a reflective moment, or a "moment of clarity" is called for.
You see, I'm not exactly and old guy. I'm in my early 30's actually and I've been around a bit. I used to be that guy without a care in the world. Then one day, around ten years ago I decided it was time to do something with my life. There I was working a job for 6 bucks an hour, enough money to buy beer and party with friends, then all of a sudden. like a lightning bolt, I realized that my friends were douchebags.
The next day I quit that job, went back to school, tested out and in a week was in a new job that has supplied me with the following:

A $135,000 home, 2 great cars, a beautiful wife with our first-born less than a month away.
Earlier this week I went to Chicago and was offered my own piece of business as an area manager for a private security firm. (which I gladly accepted)

So, as you sit there in your studio apartment with your roommates making the place smell like swamp ass and stale vomit, deciding wether you should watch Spongebob or ultimate fighting on your 24 inch sanyo before lazer tag, perhaps you should think about quitting your job at the car wash and go back to school. I;m sure your Kawasaki will get you there.

[2112]

I'm jealous. I want to be orange too.

What about his big pancake nipples? don't you want them too?

[OnTheWarpath15]

But ladies and gentlemen I'm merely a tangerine goombah, the ways of computers and photo alteration frighten and confuse me.

http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/sportsrant/library/CavemanLawyer.jpg

LMAO

[Crashride]

Ah, the hate continues. All the envy in here is sooo pathetic but I understand. I am livin it up while you guys are stuck at home living the boring suburbian life haha I totally understand. Your lives are almost up while mine will be goin strong for a long time since I am young.

Also I taxed the blonde last night. She was a good lay so I think she is worthy enough to be one of my friends with benefits.

And I only have a couple of pics of my car and bike. They all show my license plate numbers on them so I dont think Ill be showin them.

Its easy so to block license out in microsoft paint, even someone like YOU could do it. Face it "broski," the only bike you have is one with no seat you ride over speed bumps.

[2112]

Ah, the hate continues. All the envy in here is sooo pathetic but I understand. I am livin it up while you guys are stuck at home living the boring suburbian life haha I totally understand. Your lives are almost up while mine will be goin strong for a long time since I am young.

Also I taxed the blonde last night. She was a good lay so I think she is worthy enough to be one of my friends with benefits.

And I only have a couple of pics of my car and bike. They all show my license plate numbers on them so I dont think Ill be showin them.

I got the pics. wow, you look great!

http://partmule.com/Uploads/The_Fart_Bike.jpg

[RNR]

Dont be jealous dude. I am sure someone will pop your cherry soon haha.

And I am used to getting up early because of my job so being on the computer at 9am is nothing new.

(In my best Doc Holiday) Oh midnight your are still here? I forgot, you may go.

[btlook1]

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/myspace5.jpg

Cheap Hookers for the Night: $50

Tanning Sessions to Color your skin Orange: $150

Looking Like a Douchebag on the World Wide Web While Thinking you are Cool: Priceless![/QUOTE]

[CoMoChief]

I am not trying to brag but for those that thought I was full of crap when I said chicks dig guys with bikes. Here is a pic from the party I was at last weekend.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/myspace5.jpg

LMAO Girls makin' gang signs!!!!! How cute!!!!!

[CoMoChief]

I am not trying to brag but for those that thought I was full of crap when I said chicks dig guys with bikes. Here is a pic from the party I was at last weekend.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/myspace5.jpg

I guess he was the only one at the party walking around with his shirt off.

[Skip Towne]

I guess he was the only one at the party walking around with his shirt off.

Ah, I'll bet his bareback buddy is around there someplace.

[Bearcat]

Its easy so to block license out in microsoft paint, even someone like YOU could do it. Face it "broski," the only bike you have is one with no seat you ride over speed bumps.

Yeah, I've never seen an Accord with Missouri plates before, so I'd like to see it. Probably has one of those cool coffee-can exhausts, too.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Yeah, I've never seen an Accord with Missouri plates before, so I'd like to see it. Probably has one of those cool coffee-can exhausts, too.

And a spoiler.

[RedandGold]

LMAO Girls makin' gang signs!!!!! How cute!!!!!

I'm not sure which is cuter:

a. The gang sign
b. Her mustache and soul patch

[teedubya]

Oompa Loompa
Doopity Doo
Midnight_Cheeto
Is an Orange Douche

Oompa Loompa
Doopity Dee
Go to a coffee shop
get a laptop for free

What do you do
when your kid has a bike?
Riding around, and all the chicks like?

What do yo do
when your kid dates a thief.
Take a dump on his pillow for some relief.

Who is to blame. The douchebag or your daughter?

[OnTheWarpath15]

I'm not sure which is cuter:

a. The gang sign
b. Her mustache and soul patch

Holy shit, she IS a hairy faced beast.

[FAX]

But ladies and gentlemen I'm merely a tangerine goombah, the ways of computers and photo alteration frighten and confuse me.

http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/sportsrant/library/CavemanLawyer.jpg

LMAO

FAX

[Braincase]

Holy shit, she IS a hairy faced beast.

Mary, Mary, quite contrary...

[Bearcat]

And a spoiler.

FYP(ic)

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r143/bearcat2002/accord.jpg

[OnTheWarpath15]

FYP(ic)

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r143/bearcat2002/accord.jpg

ROFL

[Midnight_Vulture]

Ah, Mr. Midnight Douchebag.....

As you sit on your pleather couch and ponder wether or not to go to lazer tag today at Skateland, perhaps a reflective moment, or a "moment of clarity" is called for.
You see, I'm not exactly and old guy. I'm in my early 30's actually and I've been around a bit. I used to be that guy without a care in the world. Then one day, around ten years ago I decided it was time to do something with my life. There I was working a job for 6 bucks an hour, enough money to buy beer and party with friends, then all of a sudden. like a lightning bolt, I realized that my friends were douchebags.
The next day I quit that job, went back to school, tested out and in a week was in a new job that has supplied me with the following:

A $135,000 home, 2 great cars, a beautiful wife with our first-born less than a month away.
Earlier this week I went to Chicago and was offered my own piece of business as an area manager for a private security firm. (which I gladly accepted)

So, as you sit there in your studio apartment with your roommates making the place smell like swamp ass and stale vomit, deciding wether you should watch Spongebob or ultimate fighting on your 24 inch sanyo before lazer tag, perhaps you should think about quitting your job at the car wash and go back to school. I;m sure your Kawasaki will get you there.

A 135,000 dollar house?! Wow, can I call you Donald Trump?ROFL
You are a baller my friend. Did you really just BRAG about a 135,000 dollar house??? BwhahahahahaROFL:LOL:

Actually I just might post pics of my bike and Audi. I'll think about it. My bike is brand new and my Audi is a 2006.

[OnTheWarpath15]

A 135,000 dollar house?! Wow, can I call you Donald Trump?ROFL
You are a baller my friend. Did you really just BRAG about a 135,000 dollar house??? BwhahahahahaROFL:LOL:

Actually I just might post pics of my bike and Audi. I'll think about it. My bike is brand new and my Audi is a 2006.

Make sure to remove the watermark from the photo BEFORE you post it.

:thumb:

[Braincase]

A 135,000 dollar house?! Wow, can I call you Donald Trump?ROFL
You are a baller my friend. Did you really just BRAG about a 135,000 dollar house??? BwhahahahahaROFL:LOL:

Actually I just might post pics of my bike and Audi. I'll think about it. My bike is brand new and my Audi is a 2006.

I'm sure you have nicest wheels in the trailer park.

[Midnight_Vulture]

For those making fun of me for not wearing a shirt...haha so pathetic.

It takes confidence to take your shirt off in public. Now granted, I was a little drunk off of Crown but the ladies loved it.

Dont hate cause most of you cant even see your own dick when you look down. Seriously dont hate cause I actually stay in great shape while you guys waste your lives away getting fatter.

[OnTheWarpath15]

For those making fun of me for not wearing a shirt...haha so pathetic.

It takes confidence to take your shirt off in public. Now granted, I was a little drunk off of Crown but the ladies loved it.

Dont hate cause most of you cant even see your own dick when you look down. Seriously dont hate cause I actually stay in great shape while you guys waste your lives away getting fatter.

Only in this retard's fragile mind does the privacy of someone's living room become a public place they have the confidence to remove their shirt in...

[Midnight_Vulture]

OntheWarpath, are you in as good of shape as me? If not then please STFU.

[OnTheWarpath15]

OntheWarpath, are you in as good of shape as me? If not then please STFU.

No, but then again, I don't have the face of a meth addict, either.

Trust me, I wouldn't trade my life for yours if a check for ten million dollars was part of the deal.

[Skip Towne]

No, but then again, I don't have the face of a meth addict, either.

Trust me, I wouldn't trade my life for yours if a check for ten million dollars was part of the deal.

You're just jealous 'cause you're not orange and chicken breasted.

[OnTheWarpath15]

You're just jealous 'cause you're not orange and chicken breasted.

LMAO

Don't forget the hairy-faced hooker.

And a crotch-rocket? Might as well tattoo "Insecure Douchebag" across that orange chicken breast.

[Crashride]

OntheWarpath, are you in as good of shape as me? If not then please STFU.

I still find it amazing that you really think your that "in shape," and everyone else is fat...LOL. Hate to break it to ya your just another normal person at the gym, your not that big or cut. You have ZERO abs. Its also awesome how your soooo popular, yet you keep coming back to chat...your "that" guy who is insecure and needs validation to make himself feel better and if your such a pro with chicks, which you think you are, you would know they are not attracted to insecurity.

[teedubya]

Hey guys, did you look closely at the Ooompa Loompa picture I made?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=79237&stc=1&d=1214675623

Its hilarious! I took my shirt off when I made it. All the chicks love my photoshop skills. You guys are just hating cuz I have hilarious photoshop skills and a $157,000 house.

[2112]

Oompa Loompa
Doopity Doo
Midnight_Cheeto
Is an Orange Douche

Oompa Loompa
Doopity Dee
Go to a coffee shop
get a laptop for free

What do you do
when your kid has a bike?
Riding around, and all the chicks like?

What do yo do
when your kid dates a thief.
Take a dump on his pillow for some relief.

Who is to blame. The douchebag or your daughter?
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[2112]

Hey guys, did you look closely at the Ooompa Loompa picture I made?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=79237&stc=1&d=1214675623

Its hilarious! I took my shirt off when I made it. All the chicks love my photoshop skills. You guys are just hating cuz I have hilarious photoshop skills and a $157,000 house.

ROFL

[LiL stumppy]

OntheWarpath, are you in as good of shape as me? If not then please STFU.

ROFL You aren't even "in shape", your skinny, so you have some muscle tone. But I got news for ya, everyone else who weighs 90 lbs does too.

[Crashride]

ROFL You aren't even "in shape", your skinny, so you have some muscle tone. But I got news for ya, everyone else who weighs 90 lbs does too.

Exactly. Ive got his ass beat.

[Otter]

I think the one on the left is more attractive than the blond actually.

[OnTheWarpath15]

I think the one on the left is more attractive than the blond actually.


Otter likes him some mustache...

LMAO

[ChiefsFire]

For those making fun of me for not wearing a shirt...haha so pathetic.

It takes confidence to take your shirt off in public. Now granted, I was a little drunk off of Crown but the ladies loved it.

Dont hate cause most of you cant even see your own dick when you look down. Seriously dont hate cause I actually stay in great shape while you guys waste your lives away getting fatter.

Ah Crown...nectar of the Gods.

[CoMoChief]

For those making fun of me for not wearing a shirt...haha so pathetic.

It takes confidence to take your shirt off in public. Now granted, I was a little drunk off of Crown but the ladies loved it.

Dont hate cause most of you cant even see your own dick when you look down. Seriously dont hate cause I actually stay in great shape while you guys waste your lives away getting fatter.

You look like you've never seen a gym before. You weigh what, a buck 60? Oh wait, are you one of the metrosexual guys that want to stay lean?

[CoMoChief]

Hey Midnight Douchebag I think I found a video of you.

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[Braincase]

OntheWarpath, are you in as good of shape as me? If not then please STFU.

Hey, doosh, you ever compete at the D-1 level? If no, STFD and STFU. I work with a guy that works really hard to maintain his physique. He lifts for tone, but he doesn't want to bulk up. Of course, he is openly gay...

[Saccopoo]

Eh...one on the left, maybe, if I was about ten beers into the evening. No, probably not even then. Her bone structure is not very good, and she's carrying a little too much body fat. The one on the right...not so much. Too hippy, without the accompanying large breasts to give the hippiness a sense of proportion and symmetry. As well, she's a little too soft looking. Also, the over-bleached hair with the dark ends is just plain tragic. Neither one is all that pretty. Seriously. They might be nice people and stand up citizens, but I don't think that they are worthy of being posted on the internet as uber-hotts. Sorry, and if that's the best that you can do in terms of "bragging" about the hotts you can pull, it's not really that good.

But I imagine that to you, as a person meandering about a social setting that doesn't include a pool or beach with no shirt on (so very classy), drunk, with a squished looking head (I am reticent to criticize, as your personal appearance is no fault of your own - genetics give you what you are, it's not your fault if you have a shrunken head), that these ladies represent quite the score.

I am actually more concerned about the bike. Where's the bike? You said that chicks dig a guy with a bike. Where is it? What is it? Is it a mountain bike? A road racing bike? Did you mean motorcycle? Or are you scoring the two 6's (who are better than the other three 3's in attendancefor a grand total of five woman at the event) at the Sierra Club kegger by rolling up on your electric powered scooter? Let's have some verifying proof that it was the bike you rolled up on that brought these maidens of mediocrity away from their flower garden on the back wall to your borderline scrawny virility.

[Skip Towne]

Eh...one on the left, maybe, if I was about ten beers into the evening. No, probably not even then. Her bone structure is not very good, and she's carrying a little too much body fat. The one on the right...not so much. Too hippy, without the accompanying large breasts to give the hippiness a sense of proportion and symmetry. As well, she's a little too soft looking. Also, the over-bleached hair with the dark ends is just plain tragic. Neither one is all that pretty. Seriously. They might be nice people and stand up citizens, but I don't think that they are worthy of being posted on the internet as uber-hotts. Sorry, and if that's the best that you can do in terms of "bragging" about the hotts you can pull, it's not really that good.

But I imagine that to you, as a person meandering about a social setting that doesn't include a pool or beach with no shirt on (so very classy), drunk, with a squished looking head (I am reticent to criticize, as your personal appearance is no fault of your own - genetics give you what you are, it's not your fault if you have a shrunken head), that these ladies represent quite the score.

I am actually more concerned about the bike. Where's the bike? You said that chicks dig a guy with a bike. Where is it? What is it? Is it a mountain bike? A road racing bike? Did you mean motorcycle? Or are you scoring the two 6's (who are better than the other three 3's in attendancefor a grand total of five woman at the event) at the Sierra Club kegger by rolling up on your electric powered scooter? Let's have some verifying proof that it was the bike you rolled up on that brought these maidens of mediocrity away from their flower garden on the back wall to your borderline scrawny virility.

At least he hasn't claimed to be a Mensa member..........yet.

[FAX]

I'd post on this thread, but I'm too busy wasting my life away getting fatter so I can't see my penis. Good times.

FAX

[chasedude]

I see Brokebike Mountain is still continuing. I was hoping this movie had ended in a fiery crash.

Just give it up douchebag. No one gives a rat's ass what you're trying to prove. Run along with your bi and the curious and take those skanky ho's with you.

[stumppy]

I'd post on this thread, but I'm too busy wasting my life away getting fatter so I can't see my penis. Good times.

FAX

Don't worry Mr Fax, it only matters that the beautiful and witty Mrs Fax can see it.




And that we can't.

[teedubya]

I see Brokebike Mountain is still continuing. I was hoping this movie had ended in a fiery crash.

Just give it up douchebag. No one gives a rat's ass what you're trying to prove. Run along with your bi and the curious and take those skanky ho's with you.

ROFL

BrokeBike Mountain.

That should be his username.

[Scalper]

I banged both those chicks last weekend. I didn't need a bike All I needed was a bottle of Whiskey

[Baby Lee]

Also I taxed the blonde last night. She was a good lay so I think she is worthy enough to be one of my friends with benefits.
Brokebike's version of taxing

"Wowee, this . . . female. . . is very sexually stimulating, I think I may be able to stay hard long enough to put on a convincing show. Can't wait to impress my internet bros when I tell them how hetero I am."

With all the straight talk and all the poking fun at everyone's imagined flab, face it dude, you're into bears and you posting here is the internet equivalent of punching the girl you [well, not you, we] liked on the arm in grade school.

[Gonzo]

A 135,000 dollar house?! Wow, can I call you Donald Trump?ROFL
You are a baller my friend. Did you really just BRAG about a 135,000 dollar house??? BwhahahahahaROFL:LOL:

Actually I just might post pics of my bike and Audi. I'll think about it. My bike is brand new and my Audi is a 2006.

Good comeback, you had to think about that one a bit huh?

Well, you see I don't suck off of the government's teet, nor do I ask my parents for cash to go out to the clubs in which you frequent I'm sure.

I have to give you some credit though. I'm sure shaving your chest and applying spray on tan makes it a hell of a lot easier to find your boyfriends spunk.

Good for you sir....:thumb:

[Logical]

ROFL

BrokeBike Mountain.

That should be his username.Mods I endorse this post.o:-)

[Logical]

A 135,000 dollar house?! Wow, can I call you Donald Trump?ROFL
You are a baller my friend. Did you really just BRAG about a 135,000 dollar house??? BwhahahahahaROFL:LOL:

Actually I just might post pics of my bike and Audi. I'll think about it. My bike is brand new and my Audi is a 2006.
I don't know if a single poster has ever deserved to be ostracized more than you. That includes American Hero

[Iowanian]

It turns out, I know Blonde....

She just forwarded me your phone messages stud muffin.

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[stumppy]

Also I taxed the blonde last night. She was a good lay so I think she is worthy enough to be one of my friends with benefits.
.

Translation :

The blonde said 'Uh...let's just be friends. I've had enough three hump chumps already'.

[pr_capone]

,

WOW

That is ridiculous..... I wonder if she ever called him back. :D

[siberian khatru]

Just when I thought this thread had lost its burst ...

It may make 1,000 posts after all.

[SBK]

Ah, an Atlanta douche. I run into lots of those. This particular model I would assume is found saddled with boatloads of debt living the 'fake it till ya make it' Atlanta mantra. Driving a new car and bike looks cool, especially when people can't go home and see the rathole you're renting. A loss of job or unexpected expenses can often lead to a visit from Bubba the repo man, a very busy guy in Atlanta.

The only places that a man should be without a shirt is the pool, however some 'guys' like to go shirtless at 10th and Piedmont as well as the Swinging Richards and Manhole nightclubs.

The pictures with beards can be deceiving, as you might think you will find this specimen out with the female gender. Unfortunately this type is far more likely to be found in the mens room with some guys balls on his chin.

[Midnight_Vulture]

Went out again last night and met another blonde. The one on the right I made out with all night and got her digits...we'll be hanging out this Thursday. Like shooting fish in a barrell.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/heath.jpg

[Crashride]

Went out again last night and met two more blondes. The one on the right I made out with all night and got her digits...we'll be hanging out this Thursday. Like shooting fish in a barrell.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/heath.jpg

You already posted a picture of the one on the left...

[Crashride]

Jeez -- her chin is bigger than Cowher's...

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/myspace13.jpg.

[stumppy]

Dude, you should start treatment ASAP.

[2112]

You already posted a picture of the one on the left...

.

Ouch, stud muffin has been pwned. AGAIN!

LMAO

[Midnight_Vulture]

Wow you guys are a little slow. I already know the one on the left but her friend on the right I had never met before and we hit it off. Dont be upset that you guys stayed in and looked up porn all night haha.

[Sully]

Why does someone keep posting pictures of ugly girls?

The only one that was close to being decent was the dark-haired girl in the OP. OPtherwise...ick.

[Deberg_1990]

but her friend on the right I had never met before and we hit it off.

You just met her? I taxed that girl a few weeks ago.

[Crashride]

Wow you guys are a little slow. I already know the one on the left but her friend on the right I had never met before and we hit it off. Dont be upset that you guys stayed in and looked up porn all night haha.

Um you edited the posted that i quoted...nice cover....:clap:

[J Diddy]

You just met her? I taxed that girl a few weeks ago.


deberg sleeps with ugly chicks

haha

[RedandGold]

deberg sleeps with ugly chicks

haha

Hey...homely chicks need lovin' too

Low self esteem and low standards = fish in a barrel

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

How come you call yourself Douchebag ?

[StcChief]

How come you call yourself Douchebag ?
mods did it. but really midnite_cowboy did it to himself...

[RedandGold]

How come you call yourself Douchebag ?

Because the mods wouldn't let him use Pole Smoker

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I just figured as stupid as this guy is, he had to do it himself!

[2112]

Um you edited the posted that i quoted...nice cover....:clap:

:LOL:

[KCUnited]

Taxing's for rookies, I taxidermy my bitches.

[Crashride]

this thread is full of taxation without representation

[CoMoChief]

http://concentratedawesome.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/popped-collars.jpg

[Otter]

How big of a douche bag do you have to be to not only carry around a camera to take pictures in bars but then come home and post them on the internet to a bunch of strangers?

Seriously dude, this is like grand scale douche bag.

http://soulassassins.com/wp-content/douchebag2.jpg

[Mile High Mania]

These girls are your standard good looking bar babes... buy them drinks, listen to their mindless babble and you're home free. I dunno why one would have to post about it... we're very likely not talking about girls playing hard to get.

[FAX]

One of the funniest things about this entire deal, Mr. Mile High Mania, is that Atlanta is known for beautiful women. That place is awash in extremely hot babe people. I imagine that orthodonists make a lot of money there. The thing is that these are not the best examples of the hotness that Atlanta has to offer, by any reasonable measure.

FAX

[Mile High Mania]

One of the funniest things about this entire deal, Mr. Mile High Mania, is that Atlanta is known for beautiful women. That place is awash in extremely hot babe people. I imagine that orthodonists make a lot of money there. The thing is that these are not the best examples of the hotness that Atlanta has to offer, by any reasonable measure.

FAX

Yeah - I live in Dallas and the talent pool is quite nice.

These girls aren't ugly, but ... I don't understand the reason for posting. As I mentioned, they're hot bar/party chics... nothing more and nothing less. Talking about bagging one is like saying "I had fries at Burger King." Hell, who hasn't?

[Hammock Parties]

they're hot bar/party chics... nothing more and nothing less. Talking about bagging one is like saying "I had fries at Burger King." Hell, who hasn't?

http://www.marinhorizon.org/pics/el_boy_handup.jpg

[ChiefsCountry]

Yeah those are standard bar sluts. Not that impressive.

[Adept Havelock]

http://www.marinhorizon.org/pics/el_boy_handup.jpg

:LOL:

Nice one, Claythan.

[RedandGold]

Yeah - I live in Dallas and the talent pool is quite nice.

These girls aren't ugly, but ... I don't understand the reason for posting. As I mentioned, they're hot bar/party chics... nothing more and nothing less. Talking about bagging one is like saying "I had fries at Burger King." Hell, who hasn't?

I suppose for someone that hasn't pulled that much tail in their lifetime, this is a probably big deal to them.

For those of us that have been around, those are like fries at Burger King. For someone that's been exposed to a limited menu, they probably taste like filet mignon.

[Braincase]

I suppose for someone that hasn't pulled that much tail in their lifetime, this is a probably big deal to them.

For those of us that have been around, those are like fries at Burger King. For someone that's been exposed to a limited menu, they probably taste like filet mignon.

He's been pretty aggressive about posting about his heterosexuality. Probably had the Westboro clan protesting outside his trailer a couple of weeks ago.

[Midnight_Vulture]

Again, since you think these females are soooo avg for your taste, please post pics of your wife or gf. The only one that sacked up was Phobia. Granted, his wife was skanky as hell but I give him props for at least posting a pic of her.

[Hammock Parties]

Again, since you think these females are soooo avg for your taste, please post pics of your wife or gf. The only one that sacked up was Phobia. Granted, his wife was skanky as hell but I give him props for at least posting a pic of her.

Do you think you can pull someone as "skanky" as Phobia's wife when you're his age (almost 40)?

[Adept Havelock]

Again, since you think these females are soooo avg for your taste, please post pics of your wife or gf. The only one that sacked up was Phobia. Granted, his wife was skanky as hell but I give him props for at least posting a pic of her.

It's far more likely most of us aren't so insecure we feel a need to win the approval of a random felcher like yourself. ;)

However, we recognize your desperate need for the approval of strangers, so please carry on. It's been very entertaining. Not quite as amusing as your post last year, but as your hairline has receded, apparently your posting ability has as well.

[jjchieffan]

Again, since you think these females are soooo avg for your taste, please post pics of your wife or gf. The only one that sacked up was Phobia. Granted, his wife was skanky as hell but I give him props for at least posting a pic of her.

I would take that "skank" over your bar sluts any day of the week,

[Braincase]

Again, since you think these females are soooo avg for your taste, please post pics of your wife or gf. The only one that sacked up was Phobia. Granted, his wife was skanky as hell but I give him props for at least posting a pic of her.

Sorry dude. Household rule, I don't post pics of my wife on the internet. She's asked me not to. I can tell you, however, that she's a great woman, a wonderful mother, a terrific role-model for our kids, and she has more patents than you have points in your IQ. Tell you what, you earn a PhD in BioMechanical Engineering, and you'll probably meet her at a conference. She'll be one of the honored speakers.

[Thig Lyfe]

This guy is the single most insecure person I have ever come across, both online and in real life.

[StcChief]

This guy is the single most insecure person I have ever come across, both online and in real life.and eventually these "biker/thrill seeker" bar sluts will see thru him. Sad. he might wake up by age 30. if he's still alive

[Gonzo]

Sorry dude. Household rule, I don't post pics of my wife on the internet. She's asked me not to. I can tell you, however, that she's a great woman, a wonderful mother, a terrific role-model for our kids, and she has more patents than you have points in your IQ. Tell you what, you earn a PhD in BioMechanical Engineering, and you'll probably meet her at a conference. She'll be one of the honored speakers. With great hooters and a nice round ass.

FYP :)

[DaneMcCloud]

Went out again last night and met another blonde. The one on the right I made out with all night and got her digits...we'll be hanging out this Thursday. Like shooting fish in a barrell.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/heath.jpg

JFC.

You should have quit while you were "ahead" with the thread starter pics.

Have fun baggin' those 2's.


ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

[Braincase]

FYP :)

When did you meet my wife?

[Gonzo]

When did you meet my wife?

I just figured that with brains like that, she'd probably be a looker too. :thumb:
:D

[Logical]

Sorry dude. Household rule, I don't post pics of my wife on the internet. She's asked me not to. I can tell you, however, that she's a great woman, a wonderful mother, a terrific role-model for our kids, and she has more patents than you have points in your IQ. Tell you what, you earn a PhD in BioMechanical Engineering, and you'll probably meet her at a conference. She'll be one of the honored speakers.
Married up did you Braincase, good for you.:thumb:

[ChiefsCountry]

I just figured that with brains like that, she'd probably be a looker too. :thumb:
:D

Now I wouldnt say she is to smart, she did marry Braincase. :p

[Braincase]

Married up did you Braincase, good for you.:thumb:

I chose well. Yeah, she could've married better than me, but she's got no regrets. I'm not saying I didn't sow a few wild oats back in the day, but she and I got together when I was in the rihgt mind set to settle down.

Now I wouldnt say she is to smart, she did marry Braincase. :p

Hey, now. I can be a charmin' sumbitch when I need to be. And I didn't even need to get a motorcycle.

[LiL stumppy]

Again, since you think these females are soooo avg for your taste, please post pics of your wife or gf. The only one that sacked up was Phobia. Granted, his wife was skanky as hell but I give him props for at least posting a pic of her.

LMAO I can't believe you actually think these girls are hot. If I decide to stoop down to your standards I may post some pics later.

[Iowanian]

The real question is...why does Squiggy care so much what such a bunch of old, miserable, desperate, no-ass gettin' fat lard boring-jealous-of-his-rockstar-cockmileage think? Working pretty damn hard to impress a bunch of people he doesn't care about.

I've still yet to see a picture of a bike or car...or a pic of a girl that prooves anything other than he can get his pic taken with the clown at the circus like every other kid.

There is nothing in those photos that implies carnal knowledge, or that these chics aren't his sisters. No proof that any of them are remotely interested in giving him Herpes.

Here's a sample of his awesome bike skillz and chic pickup tactics.

"hey bebe, got 5 Buckth I can borrow fer a 12 pack?"

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[Iowanian]

Here, Midnight Chachi does a demonstration of his Chiefsplanet coolness.

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[StcChief]

can we just move this to hall of classics and be done with douchebag our week of offseason amusement
it's grown tiring with ricerocket boy.

[kstater]

:LOL:

[DaFace]

can we just move this to hall of classics and be done with douchebag our week of offseason amusement
it's grown tiring with ricerocket boy.

I've thought about it for a while, but it seems some people find it amusing. If I'm wrong about that and everyone's ready for this one to die, just let me know.

[FAX]

I've thought about it for a while, but it seems some people find it amusing. If I'm wrong about that and everyone's ready for this one to die, just let me know.

I'm still waiting to find out the secret for picking up super hot chicks. I get the "bike" part, of course, but there has to be more to it than that. To pick up chicks that super hot, he has to have some additional awesome techniques.

FAX

[stlchiefs]

I've thought about it for a while, but it seems some people find it amusing. If I'm wrong about that and everyone's ready for this one to die, just let me know.

Are you offering to kill off the douche or just the thread?

[StcChief]

I'm still waiting to find out the secret for picking up super hot chicks. I get the "bike" part, of course, but there has to be more to it than that. To pick up chicks that super hot, he has to have some additional awesome techniques.

FAXyeah it's 2008 and these guys have grown up with the internet, online pr0n, and all they should be the masters of all things about women (well girls in this case). :rolleyes:

[2112]

I googled ''midnight douchebag'' and look (http://www.adultsheepfinder.com/) what popped up? :spock:

[Chiefs=Champions]

Went out again last night and met another blonde. The one on the right I made out with all night and got her digits...we'll be hanging out this Thursday. Like shooting fish in a barrell.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/heath.jpg

Jeez mate, keep on digging...

ROFL ROFL ROFL

[Hammock Parties]

Go Midnight Vulture! Spread your seed!

I'd pound her vag til the cows came home. Got any full body shots?

[StcChief]

I googled ''midnight douchebag'' and look (http://www.adultsheepfinder.com/) what popped up? :spock:ROFL down under...

[|Zach|]

You are in pictures with women.

This does not put a stamp on your hard ass card.

[stlchiefs]

You are in pictures with women.

This does not put a stamp on your hard ass card.

You must have missed the fact he had his shirt off, inside, at a house party.

[2112]

ROFL down under...

http://groups.google.com/group/adultsheepfinder2/icon?v=2&hl=en

http://www.adultsheepfinder.com/images/index_10.gif

http://www.adultsheepfinder.com/images/index_06.gif

[Hammock Parties]

Zach show us the HOT SLUT TRAMP you surely banged because you posed in a photo with her.

[|Zach|]

Zach show us the HOT SLUT TRAMP you surely banged because you posed in a photo with her.

Endless. ROFL

[Hammock Parties]

I want to see that WHORE! She paid for your photos in SEXUAL FAVORS, right? RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT?

[ChiefsCountry]

I'm going to all the bars here in Springfield Thursday night and take my digital camera with me and take pictures with girls all night. Then come back and Friday and post them on the Planet.

[2112]

Endless. ROFL

What about those Halloween pics of the chicks with dildos a couple of years back? the one you got in trouble for posting it. yeah, that one.

[Hammock Parties]

Two hundred more posts and we've got epic legend win.

[|Zach|]

What about those Halloween pics of the chicks with dildos a couple of years back? the one you got in trouble for posting it. yeah, that one.

Yea I had forgotten about that. Good times...i may have to dig for that.

[DaFace]

Are you offering to kill off the douche or just the thread?

Just the thread. As far as I know, this dude hasn't really done anything wrong (based on the "bannable offenses"). His only crime is being really good at getting a reaction out of people.

[Hammock Parties]

POUNDING SHOTS AND POUNDING VAG

[mikeyis4dcats.]

Ah, the hate continues. All the envy in here is sooo pathetic but I understand. I am livin it up while you guys are stuck at home living the boring suburbian life haha I totally understand. Your lives are almost up while mine will be goin strong for a long time since I am young.

Also I taxed the blonde last night. She was a good lay so I think she is worthy enough to be one of my friends with benefits.

And I only have a couple of pics of my car and bike. They all show my license plate numbers on them so I dont think Ill be showin them.

Really? I don't think I have ever seen a guy take a picture of his sweet bike from behind. Or do you have one of those new fangled side-mounted plates?

I mean seriously, if you're going to take a pic of a bike, you're doing a side view or a 3/4 view from the front.

I mean, even in a 3/4 rear view such as this, you can't really see the plate.

http://zedomax.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/k-electric-motorcycle-j002.jpg

[ChiefsCountry]

Really? I don't think I have ever seen a guy take a picture of his sweet bike from behind. Or do you have one of those new fangled side-mounted plates?

I mean seriously, if you're going to take a pic of a bike, you're doing a side view or a 3/4 view from the front.

I mean, even in a 3/4 rear view such as this, you can't really see the plate.

http://zedomax.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/k-electric-motorcycle-j002.jpg

Or you could just put the picture in paint or photoshop and cover the plate.

[Dave Lane]

Went out again last night and met another blonde. The one on the right I made out with all night and got her digits...we'll be hanging out this Thursday. Like shooting fish in a barrell.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/heath.jpg

So you can't close the deal? Wow I guess thats the difference between you and me close the deal dude or go home.

Dave

[mikeyis4dcats.]

Or you could just put the picture in paint or photoshop and cover the plate.

exactly, I was just preventatively shooting down his excuse that he doesn't know how to do photo-editing.

[Easy Money]

Claythan, Carl Peterson, herpes > midnight douchebag

[Logical]

I'm still waiting to find out the secret for picking up super hot chicks. I get the "bike" part, of course, but there has to be more to it than that. To pick up chicks that super hot, he has to have some additional awesome techniques.

FAX
Perhaps Mr. FAX he can rotate his ball sack in a counterclockwise rotation while maintaining his 1/4 softie.

[T-post Tom]

The bikes are only part of it. What hot babes really dig are big belt buckles. Forget about all the scientific data supporting the inverse relationship between belt buckle size and intelligence. Just get you the biggest buckle you can find and the babes will follow.

[jjchieffan]

Just the thread. As far as I know, this dude hasn't really done anything wrong (based on the "bannable offenses"). His only crime is being really good at getting a reaction out of people.

Yeah and if we started banning people for that, the planet would cease to exist in about a week.LMAO

[Swanman]

Just the thread. As far as I know, this dude hasn't really done anything wrong (based on the "bannable offenses"). His only crime is being really good at getting a reaction out of people.

He's like the Jay Mariotti of the Planet (sorry for the local Chicago reference, but it fits).

Have we seen his sweet-ass bike yet?

Can he throw a football over those mountains?

[Lzen]

Or you could just put the picture in paint or photoshop and cover the plate.

You could do that. I could do that. Most anyone with with at least half a brain could do that. Unfortunately, I don't think we're dealing with the sharpest tool in the shed in this guy. ;)

[Crashride]

Nope he still has no pic to prove it ...

[Swanman]

Nope he still has no pic to prove it ...

In that case:

[Lzen]

I found a pic of MD and his friends.

[Baby Lee]

An honest to goodness friend of Dorothy?

[Braincase]

I found a pic of MD and his friends.

I always kind of figured he was a Friend of Dorothy.

[Midnight_Vulture]

Haha people are too chicken $ hit to put pics of their girls online.ROFL
Looks like I win there.

And I highly doubt I will post pics of my bike online. I will give you a hint...its a new Yamaha.:thumb:

[Thig Lyfe]

Looks like I win there.


Doesn't quite make up for you losing at life, does it?

[Midnight_Vulture]

Oh and here is another shot of those two so called "skanky" girls that I was with. I hooked up with the blonde.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/heath2.jpg

I find it hilarious because if this was any of the regulars postin these pics you would complement them on their awesome hookup and how pretty she was but with me you have to lie haha. I find it rather humorous.LMAO

[ChiefsFire]

mmmmmm...muffin tops

[mikeyis4dcats.]

Haha people are too chicken $ hit to put pics of their girls online.ROFL
Looks like I win there.

And I highly doubt I will post pics of my bike online. I will give you a hint...its a new Yamaha.:thumb:


You must stick your dick in that tailpipe a awful lot if you're too attached to post "her" pic. I can see why she'd get pissed off though. I bet she wouldn't want a bunch of fat Chiefs fans ogling her, thinking of riding her, and doing a wheelie on her.

[Skip Towne]

You must stick your dick in that tailpipe a awful lot if you're too attached to post "her" pic. I can see why she'd get pissed off though. I bet she wouldn't want a bunch of fat Chiefs fans ogling her, thinking of riding her, and doing a wheelie on her.

Are you talking about that blond? I'll bet she could suck a tennis ball through a garden hose.

[Midnight_Vulture]

Oh and just to go for the knockout here is a pic of me and my previous friends with benefits girl...

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/heath4.jpg

She moved to Chicago. Such a shame. :huh:

[Midnight_Vulture]

Are you talking about that blond? I'll bet she could suck a tennis ball through a garden hose.

She can do that fattie. She can definitely do that haha.LMAO

[ChiefsFire]

Oh and just to go for the knockout here is a pic of me and my previous friends with benefits girl...

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/heath4.jpg

She moved to Chicago. Such a shame. :huh:


Why does she look like she is in fear for her life?

[tooge]

that blonde has love handles?

[Donger]

Is that six-toned hair color presently "in" for twenty year-old females?

[Midnight_Vulture]

You guys like my new avatar??? Haha I thought it would be fitting. Me giving you guys the finger haha.

[tooge]

So you can't close the deal? Wow I guess thats the difference between you and me close the deal dude or go home.

Dave

OMG. Last time I saw a face like that I was taking its pic before throwing it back in the lake. Dude!

[Donger]

Why does she look like she is in fear for her life?

She's using all of her mental capacity to keep her autonomous functions going.

[DaKCMan AP]

If ugly and easy is your style, then more power to ya!

[RedandGold]

Sorry, but the chick on the left still looks like Captain Morgan...

http://blog.bountybayonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/captain-morgan.jpg

[ChiefsCountry]

If ugly and easy is your style, then more power to ya!

No kidding, those are just typical bar sluts.

[mikeyis4dcats.]

Are you talking about that blond? I'll bet she could suck a tennis ball through a garden hose.


no, his sweet bike that he refuses to post pics of. I mean, he think's we're lame because we won't post pictures of our women, so I figure he must be awful close with his Yamaha.

[Donger]

You guys like my new avatar??? Haha I thought it would be fitting. Me giving you guys the finger haha.

Why is your hat crooked?

[mikeyis4dcats.]

Oh and just to go for the knockout here is a pic of me and my previous friends with benefits girl...

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/heath4.jpg

She moved to Chicago. Such a shame. :huh:


Is that a C-Section scar?

[mikeyis4dcats.]

hey, I do think the chick in post #20 is hot as donut grease, and I'd **** her 6 ways from Sunday, but I bet the OP hasn't either, so we're even.

[Midnight_Vulture]

Is that a C-Section scar?

Where? Haha the hate never gets old. These guys think they can do better. I figure once you post pics of your sweethearts, then I will post pics of my Yamaha and Audi. I mean its only fair right?? I have already posted an endless amount of pics on my part. You guys are the ones that are too chicken s hit to do so haha it funny though.LMAO

[DaKCMan AP]

Where? Haha the hate never gets old. These guys think they can do better. I figure once you post pics of your sweethearts, then I will post pics of my Yamaha and Audi. I mean its only fair right?? I have already posted an endless amount of pics on my part. You guys are the ones that are too chicken s hit to do so haha it funny though.LMAO

Not sinking to your level of insecurity and immaturity = scared. Sure. :thumb:

[tooge]

Where? Haha the hate never gets old. These guys think they can do better. I figure once you post pics of your sweethearts, then I will post pics of my Yamaha and Audi. I mean its only fair right?? I have already posted an endless amount of pics on my part. You guys are the ones that are too chicken s hit to do so haha it funny though.LMAO

I told you before, I am not gonna post pics of my wife so you can jack off to them in you apartment. Not gonna happen.

[Baby Lee]

Don't we have one chubby hairy ghey on here to PIIHB so he'll shut up?

Calling all bears! Calling all bears!!

Midnight Douchey Howser, MD is screaming for just a little attention.

[DaneMcCloud]

Where? Haha the hate never gets old. These guys think they can do better. I figure once you post pics of your sweethearts, then I will post pics of my Yamaha and Audi. I mean its only fair right?? I have already posted an endless amount of pics on my part. You guys are the ones that are too chicken s hit to do so haha it funny though.LMAO


All I can add is that for a young guy, you should be getting WAY hotter chicks than those in the pics you're showing. Bad hair, fake tans and poor bodies. Are there really no HOT chicks where you live or will they just not associate with you?

FTR, my wife is 35 and not only does she teach and take Pilates, she owns a Pilates studio. Her body is far and away better than these out-of-shape fatties you keep bragging on.

Why aren't you hooking up with "fit" girls?

[Midnight_Vulture]

The girls are fit. I highly doubt your wife is that hot since you are scarred to post pics of her haha.