Chicago White Sox @ Kansas City Royals Game Thread (6/29)

[alnorth]

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<tr><td>Final</td> <td> 1 </td> <td> 2 </td><td> 3 </td><td> 4 </td><td> 5 </td><td> 6 </td><td> 7 </td><td> 8 </td><td> 9 </td><td> R </td><td> H </td><td> E </td></tr>
<tr> <td> CWS (33-43) </td> <td> 0 </td> <td> 1 </td><td> 0 </td><td> 0 </td><td> 0 </td><td> 0 </td><td> 0 </td><td> 0 </td><td> 0 </td><td> 1 </td><td> 5 </td><td> 0 </td></tr>
<tr> <td> KC (34-46) </td> <td> 0 </td> <td> 0 </td><td> 1 </td><td> 2 </td><td> 0 </td><td> 0 </td><td> 3 </td><td> 2 </td><td> X </td><td> 8 </td><td> 13 </td><td> 0 </td></tr>
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Loss, (5-9) Jose Contreras 6.1IP 6R 6ER 3BB 3K
Boone Logan 0.2IP 0R 0ER 0BB 0K
David Aardsma 1IP 2R 2ER 0BB 1K

VS.

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Win, (5-4) Brian Bannister 6.1IP 1R 1ER 4BB 5K
Save, (1) Zack Greinke 2.2IP 0R 0ER 0BB 2K

Starting Lineups

CWS

1. Scott Podsednik, LF
2. Andy Gonzalez, CF
3. Jim Thome, DH
4. Paul Konerko, 1B
5. A.J. Pierzynsky, C
6. Tadahito Iguchi, 2B
7. Rob Mackowiak, RF
8. Josh Fields, 3B
9. Juan Uribe, SS

KC

1. David DeJesus, CF
2. Esteban German, 2B
3. Mark Teahen, 1B
4. Shane Costa, RF
5. Alex Gordon, 3B
6. Billy Butler, DH
7. John Buck, C
8. Tony Pena Jr, SS
9. Joey Gathright, LF

[Coach]

Come on KC!

[DJJasonp]

A sweep and the royals are out of the cellar????

[Coach]

A sweep and the royals are out of the cellar????

Yep!

[nychief]

I want to kill these dicks.

[CoMoChief]

Dont we usually suck against Contreras?

[Coach]

Dont we usually suck against Contreras?

Not really,

Contreras is 11-11 with a ERA of 2.96 career-wise aganist the Royals.

But he has been pitching like a very old man this year.

5 wins, 8 losses, 4.63 ERA with a WHIP of 1.444.

[Coach]

I hate Buddy F**king Bell.

Chicago
S. Podsednik lf
A. Gonzalez cf
J. Thome dh
P. Konerko 1b
A.J. Pierzynski c
T. Iguchi 2b
R. Mackowiak rf
J. Fields 3b
J. Uribe ss

Kansas City
D. DeJesus cf
E. German 2b
M. Teahen 1b
S. Costa rf
A. Gordon 3b
B. Butler dh
J. Buck c
T. Pena Jr. ss
J. Gathright lf

Did I mentioned how much I f**king hate Buddy F**king Bell? :mad:

[sedated]

Costa 4th?! WTF?!

Butler/Buck 6/7

pathetic

[Hammock Parties]

truthefully, we need to make shirts that say "Welcome to the cellar, the beers good but the baseballs shitty. Enjoy your stay Chi-Sox"

[Hammock Parties]

what is bells love obsession with costa?

[Mr. Laz]

Bell is about a goofy fugger

[Fish]

Costa 4th?! WTF?!

Butler/Buck 6/7

pathetic

:banghead:

Their lineups have made very little sense this year.....

[Hammock Parties]

:banghead:

Their lineups have made very little sense this year.....

im ok with everybody else in their spots, other than costa. I know he wants to get the young guy in there for playing time, but not at the cleanup spot when he hasnt shown any power this year and doesnt even project to be a power hitter whatsoever...

[tk13]

Well, I like this better than Grudzielanek batting third. Try and put Costa between two hot hitters to let him see some good pitches. Not very impressive having a guy hitting .182 with 0 homers batting cleanup though.

I think he's afraid to put Buck back up there, he went 0-6 and forced things last week when he hit cleanup. Might as well try it though, if you did that you could flip flop Buck and Costa, and have L/R/L/R hitters all the way down the order.

[Fish]

We get bases loaded at the top of the order, and it's in the hands of Mr. 182 BA

[Coach]

Well, I like this better than Grudzielanek batting third. Try and put Costa between two hot hitters to let him see some good pitches. Not very impressive having a guy hitting .182 with 0 homers batting cleanup though.

I think he's afraid to put Buck back up there, he went 0-6 and forced things last week when he hit cleanup. Might as well try it though, if you did that you could flip flop Buck and Costa, and have L/R/L/R hitters all the way down the order.

The L/R/L/R is just screwed up. You want your best players to be on the 3-6 spots, regardless if they bat right or left.

It should be

Teahen
Gordon
Butler
Buck

It can be adjusted, since Gordon doesn't have to play 4th.

Seriously, Costa has no reason to bat 4th. None. Zip. Zilch. Zero.

[Bowser]

Christ, are we letting Bob Boone still make up the lineup?

[Hammock Parties]

The L/R/L/R is just screwed up. You want your best players to be on the 3-6 spots, regardless if they bat right or left.

It should be

Teahen
Gordon
Butler
Buck

It can be adjusted, since Gordon doesn't have to play 4th.

Seriously, Costa has no reason to bat 4th. None. Zip. Zilch. Zero.

agreed. I don't care that we're a team that is still building and we arent expected to win every game. Managers are supposed to try to win every game, no matter what, by putting out the best lineup out there on the field...

[Mr. Laz]

having a young team is no excuse for not knowing how to make a lineup.

putting a guy in the wrong place doesn't help him develop.

[alnorth]

having a young team is no excuse for not knowing how to make a lineup.

putting a guy in the wrong place doesn't help him develop.

I agree that Buddy Bell isnt winning a Nobel Prize for Astronomy anytime soon, but lets not exaggerate the damage here. He is merely guilty of costing us a few wins a season with these crazy lineups, not blocking player development. Where you bat in the order is irrelevant for learning how to hit, it just impacts our ability to win the game.

[cookster50]

Buddy Freaking Bell is my hero. Stop bashing him guys. I might cry if you keep this up. :harumph:

[Mr. Laz]

I agree that Buddy Bell isnt winning a Nobel Prize for Astronomy anytime soon, but lets not exaggerate the damage here. He is merely guilty of costing us a few wins a season with these crazy lineups, not blocking player development. Where you bat in the order is irrelevant for learning how to hit, it just impacts our ability to win the game.
i don't know ...... i think it reflects on his overall ability.


if he is costing us games with these basic things .... then what kind of basic things is he not teaching the young guys?


besides winning gives players confidence and it's hard enough to win without our manager blowing games.

less wins = hurt the confidence of the young players = hurting their development

[alnorth]

Top 1st

Podsednik flies out to left
Gonzalez lines out to left
Thome walks
Konerko strikes out (swinging)

0 runs, 0 hits

Bottom 1st

DeJesus flies out to left
German strikes out (looking)
Teahen strikes out (swinging)

0 runs, 0 hits

[VonneMarie]

Let's strike him out here, please.

[Coach]

He struck your ass out, Konerko!

[Coach]

Let's strike him out here, please.

Good call.

[Coach]

Holy cow, that home plate ump is really loud.

[VonneMarie]

Damn...

[alnorth]

Top 2nd

Pierzynsky flies out to left
Iguchi hits a ground rule double to center
Mackowiak walks
Fields walks, Mackowiak to second, Iguchi to third
Uribe grounds out 1-4-3, Fields to second, Mackowiak to third, Iguchi scores
Podsednik flies out to center

1 run, 1 hit

Bottom 2nd

Costa flies out to left
Gordon singles to right
Butler grounds into a 1-6-3 double play, Gordon out at second

0 runs, 1 hit

[KChiefs1]

Top 1st

Podsednik flies out to left
Gonzalez lines out to left
Thome walks
Konerko strikes out (swinging)

0 runs, 0 hits

Bottom 1st

DeJesus flies out to left
German strikes out (looking)
Teahen strikes out (swinging)

0 runs, 0 hits

Great updates alnorth!:clap:

[Mr. Laz]

Dejesus looked over the wrong shoulder


he used to be a really good fielder .... dunno what happened.

[Eleazar]

Well, I like this better than Grudzielanek batting third. Try and put Costa between two hot hitters to let him see some good pitches. Not very impressive having a guy hitting .182 with 0 homers batting cleanup though.

I think he's afraid to put Buck back up there, he went 0-6 and forced things last week when he hit cleanup. Might as well try it though, if you did that you could flip flop Buck and Costa, and have L/R/L/R hitters all the way down the order.

Yeah, I think it might be an effort to let Costa see some quality pitches and get back into a groove. Streaks and confidence are more important in baseball than any other sport by far, except maybe golf or something.

I'm ok with moving some people around, if we had a locked down lineup that was scoring the most runs in the American League then you don't fix it. But... it's broke.

[Coach]

Come on, double play, please.

[Coach]

Goddammit, quit walking people.

[Mr. Laz]

Yeah, I think it might be an effort to let Costa see some quality pitches and get back into a groove.
when was Costa in a groove?


Year Team Avg SLG
2005 KC .235 .333
2006 KC .274 .405
2007 KC .182 .218

[Silock]

Bannister is terrible tonight.

[Coach]

F**k, Sox takes the lead, 1-0

[Mr. Laz]

Bannister is terrible tonight.
his 1st inning was ok


give him a chance

[Mr. Laz]

only 1 run :clap:


could of been much worse

[Coach]

only 1 run :clap:


could of been much worse

I agree. Unfortunately, 2 walks contributed to the one run.

Can't be walking people like that.

[Eleazar]

when was Costa in a groove?


Year Team Avg SLG
2005 KC .235 .333
2006 KC .274 .405
2007 KC .182 .218

Well... relatively speaking.

I'm not a Costa backer or anything, but .274 is almost servicable on a team like this. A lot better than .182 anyway...

[Coach]

Well... relatively speaking.

I'm not a Costa backer or anything, but .274 is almost servicable on a team like this. A lot better than .182 anyway...

Even if he is batting .274, his OBP% was a brutal .304

Not good enough.

Heck, right now he's at .193.

That, my friend, is Neifi Perez number-wise.

[Coach]

Well, that was a disturbing quick inning.

[Mr. Laz]

what is it about the Chisox .... we just play like crap against them. :banghead:

[alnorth]

Top 3rd

Gonzalez strikes out (swinging)
Thome strikes out (swinging)
Konerko flies out to center

0 runs, 0 hits

Bottom 3rd

Buck fouls out to right
Pena Jr doubles to center
Gathright grounds out to shortstop, Pena Jr to third
DeJesus walks
German hits an infield single to shortstop, DeJesus to second, Pena Jr scores
DeJesus thrown out advancing on a Wild Pitch, 2-5

1 run, 2 hits

[Coach]

He struck your ass out, Gonzalez!

[VonneMarie]

Let's go Bannister and quit freaking walking people!

[VonneMarie]

He struck your ass out, Gonzalez!
I can so hear you yelling that. ROFL

[Coach]

He struck your ass out as well, Thome!

[Mr. Laz]

2 up, 2 down ........ 2 strikeouts PBJ

[Mr. Laz]

Bannister is terrible tonight.1-2-3 inning

Bannister rebounds

[Coach]

Great inning Bannister!

[VonneMarie]

Grrrr!

[Coach]

Wow, that ball sounded like it was smoked real good.

Double!

[VonneMarie]

Pena with the double!!!!!!!!

[Mr. Laz]

anyone think that if we finish solid that Frank white will be the manager next year?

i think they want to set White up for success.

[Coach]

Good AB DeJesus.

[VonneMarie]

And bubbles walks.

[Silock]

anyone think that if we finish solid that Frank white will be the manager next year?

i think they want to set White up for success.

I hope so.

Finishing solid IN SPITE OF Buddy Bell as opposed to BECAUSE OF is something to be proud of, I think.

[Coach]

anyone think that if we finish solid that Frank white will be the manager next year?

i think they want to set White up for success.

Hard to tell. Would be nice to see White for manager, but I'm not sure what is Dayton's plan in terms of who is gonna be a manager, like will he want experience? etc etc.

[Silock]

1-1 on good baserunning by DDJ.

[Coach]

Tie game!

[Jenson71]

YESSS

[VonneMarie]

Hellz yeah!!! Tie game!

[Coach]

Come on Teahen, get a HR, so we don't have to worry with Costa's ineptness....

[VonneMarie]

C'mon Teahen!

[VonneMarie]

Awww...

[Coach]

Damn. DeJesus thrown out.

[VonneMarie]

Dumbass bubbles.

[shrek6849]

What a little porker that kid is. :LOL:

[Demonpenz]

damnit look at that fat **** eating the shit out of the all you can eat seats

[Mr. Laz]

interviewing the fat kid destined to be the obese kid

[alnorth]

Top 4th

Pierzynsky grounds out to pitcher
Iguchi flies out to center
Mackowiak singles to left
Fields strikes out (looking)

0 runs, 1 hit

Bottom 4th

Teahen grounds out to shortstop
Costa doubles to right
Gordon walks
Butler singles to center, Gordon to third, Costa scores
Buck sacrifices (fly) to center, Gordon scores
Pena Jr grounds into a 6-4 fielder's choice, Butler out at second

2 runs, 2 hits

[Silock]

Okay, who's the queermo with the mic? He needs a gag.

[shrek6849]

2 quick outs.

[Mr. Laz]

dam ..... dejesus looked lost again.

got the catch though :clap:

[Coach]

Josh Fields, that name sounds fimilar. I believe he was the QB for the Oklahoma St. Cowboys, eh?

[Demonpenz]

Okay, who's the queermo with the mic? He needs a gag.


thats the royals PR guy. nice to see the guy earn his 6 figures

[Eleazar]

Did you guys catch the innuendo earlier from the all you can eat seats? They interview a high school girl named Tara who is telling how much she's eaten so far. Split makes a joke about Bob Davis going down there to see how he matches up, and Bob said something about Split coming along to join him in the eating contest with the girl... which he called "A little tag-team action".

[VonneMarie]

Did you guys catch the innuendo earlier from the all you can eat seats? They interview a high school girl named Tara who is telling how much she's eaten so far. Split makes a joke about Bob Davis going down there to see how he matches up, and Bob said something about Split coming along to join him in the eating contest with the girl... which he called "A little tag-team action".
Perves.

[Coach]

He struck your ass out, Fields!

[Mr. Laz]

another scoreless inning for bannister :clap:

[Coach]

Did you guys catch the innuendo earlier from the all you can eat seats? They interview a high school girl named Tara who is telling how much she's eaten so far. Split makes a joke about Bob Davis going down there to see how he matches up, and Bob said something about Split coming along to join him in the eating contest with the girl... which he called "A little tag-team action".

I heard about it, and I was like, WTF is going on down there?

[Jenson71]

Did you guys catch the innuendo earlier from the all you can eat seats? They interview a high school girl named Tara who is telling how much she's eaten so far. Split makes a joke about Bob Davis going down there to see how he matches up, and Bob said something about Split coming along to join him in the eating contest with the girl... which he called "A little tag-team action".

Now the PR guy will really have to earn his 6 figures.

[Demonpenz]

Did you guys catch the innuendo earlier from the all you can eat seats? They interview a high school girl named Tara who is telling how much she's eaten so far. Split makes a joke about Bob Davis going down there to see how he matches up, and Bob said something about Split coming along to join him in the eating contest with the girl... which he called "A little tag-team action".

Split shoots a load on the girls face causing her eyes to burn.
Bob davis follows.... "Thats a a complete game shutout! oh MY! "

[Mr. Laz]

Perves.
or "men" ..... same difference :shrug:

[VonneMarie]

or "men" ..... same difference :shrug:
If I meant "men" I would have said "pigs".

:p

[tk13]

This is officially the worst game thread of all time.

[VonneMarie]

Costa sucks, huh?

[SPchief]

Stupid Bell for putting Costa in the cleanup spot.

[alnorth]

Bannister is really ringing up the pitch count. Bullpen will have to come through today.

[Coach]

That was a lucky poke by Costa. 99% of the other time, it would be a routine grounder.

[Jenson71]

This is officially the worst game thread of all time.

wtf h8er? Idk my bff Jill?

[Silock]

This is officially the worst game thread of all time.

Good thing you came here to put your tramp stamp on it!

[Coach]

Bannister is really ringing up the pitch count. Bullpen will have to come through today.

Yeah. Would be nice to see Bannister at least get some quick outs, and hopefully at least last as long to the 6th inning.

[Hammock Parties]

he doesn't nesecarily suck. hes just stuck in bad situations all season long

[Silock]

thats the royals PR guy. nice to see the guy earn his 6 figures

6 figures? I need THAT job.

[Coach]

This is officially the worst game thread of all time.

Hey, don't be hatin.

[VonneMarie]

wtf h8er? Idk my bff Jill?
LMAO

[VonneMarie]

C'mon butterball!!!!

[Hammock Parties]

C'mon butterball!!!!

him and german look like little fat kids eh?

[Mr. Laz]

butler layed off the low/outside pitch :clap:


now if he can just teach shealy

[Coach]

wtf h8er? Idk my bff Jill?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Funnies/n1341660086_30093500_1822.jpg

[Jenson71]

LMAO

[Hammock Parties]

uh oh, about to be bases loaded for buck. An actual situation where buck can get some RBIs

[Coach]

BILLY F**KING BUTLER!

[Mr. Laz]

butler!!!!!!!!

[Hammock Parties]

BILLY BBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!! single and RBI!!!!!

[Jenson71]

Coach quit trying to impress the ladies. You got no game, man, so save yourself the embarassment.

[VonneMarie]

Butterball!!!!! :clap: :clap: :clap:

[Mr. Laz]

C'mon butterball!!!!
take it back :harumph:

[Coach]

Great AB by Butler!

Royals lead, 2-1.

[SPchief]

Billy ****ing Butler!!!

[Eleazar]

That's costa doubling and coming home to score... haters :p

[VonneMarie]

LOL Coach. ROFL

[Coach]

Coach quit trying to impress the ladies. You got no game, man, so save yourself the embarassment.

Please, I'm a legend.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Funnies/Me_Muh_Wiener.jpg

Sac fly by Buck. 3-1 Royals.

[Eleazar]

Johnboy with an RBI!

[Hammock Parties]

3-1 god guys. Would be kick ass to have a 5 game streak.

[VonneMarie]

take it back :harumph:
No!

3-1 KC

[Jenson71]

woohoo!!!!!!!

we going to the ship WHAT?

WE GOING TO THE SHIP, WHAT!?!?

WE GOING TO THE SHIP

[VonneMarie]

Awww... 3-1 KC

[SPchief]

3-1 god guys. Would be kick ass to have a 7 game streak.

FYP

[alnorth]

Top 5th

Uribe pops out to first
Podsednik flies out to left
Gonzalez walks
Thome strikes out (looking)

0 runs, 0 hits

Bottom 5th

Gathright grounds out to shortstop
DeJesus pops out to second
German grounds out to second

0 runs, 0 hits

[Coach]

Jeez, I'm listening to Denny, and I can hear the homeplate ump. He must be very loud.

[Jenson71]

How cool was it that when the game thread became about our bff jill, we took the lead?

[Coach]

2 quick outs. Nice.

[Jenson71]

2 quick outs. Nice.

You're a pretty cool guy, Coach. It's a shame you and I don't talk to one another more, just one on one.

[tk13]

This is officially the worst game thread of all time.

[VonneMarie]

How cool was it that when the game thread became about our bff jill, we took the lead?
Well maybe this will really bust it open...

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[Mr. Laz]

oooooow .... jobbed by the home ump

that pitch was a strike 4321

[SPchief]

I don't know about you guys, but does anybody else find it weird that Jenson is hitting on Coach?

[Coach]

This is officially the worst game thread of all time.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Funnies/avatar3542_9.jpg

:)

[Coach]

I don't know about you guys, but does anybody else find it weird that Jenson is hitting on Coach?

Wierd? It actually scares the shit out of me.

[Hammock Parties]

i wouldnt say the worst, but its full of people with ADD that can't seem to stay on a subject, lol.

[Demonpenz]

Keep going jensen. *demon slides his hands down his nike shorts"

[Mr. Laz]

This is officially the worst game thread of all time.
maybe if Bell makes 3 or 4 unnecessary pitching changes it will improve your mood.









:p

[SPchief]

Wierd? It actually scares the shit out of me.


LMAO

[VonneMarie]

This is officially the worst game thread of all time.
Kick rocks, baby!

Bannister is game on.

[Coach]

He struck your ass out again, Gonzalez!

[SPchief]

Keep going jensen. *demon slides his hands down his nike shorts"


ok NOW this is officially the worst game thread ever.

[Jenson71]

If I had any money, I'd bring you all down to KC and we'd all watch a game at the K together. Just a big fun get-together, you know? Then BBQ afterwords. Oh yeah, we'd do it on the weekend, watch the fireworks. How bout it? Coach?

[Coach]

Bannister is...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Funnies/Dealing.jpg

[VonneMarie]

He struck your ass out again, Gonzalez!
LMAO - That was Thome.

[Coach]

If I had any money, I'd bring you all down to KC and we'd all watch a game at the K together. Just a big fun get-together, you know? Then BBQ afterwords. Oh yeah, we'd do it on the weekend, watch the fireworks. How bout it? Coach?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Funnies/everyone.gif

[Demonpenz]

I agree. Bannister is a lady with deck of cards

[VonneMarie]

Keep going jensen. *demon slides his hands down his nike shorts"
Ok, Fraz...

[Coach]

LMAO - That was Thome.

Ah, well, Gonzalez or Thome, you can't really tell the difference anyways.

[Jenson71]

Can you believe this pitcher? My gawd!

[Mr. Laz]

Coach must be drinking ROFL

[Coach]

Coach must be drinking ROFL

Nope. Sober as anybody can get.

Although, I am enjoying my Aquafina pure water. :p

[VonneMarie]

Nope. Sober as anybody can get.

Although, I am enjoying my Aquafina pure water. :p
OMG! I'M TOTALLY DRINKING THAT RIGHT NOW!

[Mr. Laz]

Nope. Sober as anybody can get.

Although, I am enjoying my Aquafina pure water. :p
i hear that Aquafina has antifreeze in it.

[Coach]

OMG! I'M TOTALLY DRINKING THAT RIGHT NOW!

Snazzy.

http://www.hometownvending.com/images/aquafina.jpg

Cheers.


That was a disturbingly quick inning. Damn Royals.

[Jenson71]

Nope. Sober as anybody can get.

Although, I am enjoying my Aquafina pure water. :p

Don't piss on me tonight.

[SPchief]

wtf?

[Mr. Laz]

OMG! I'M TOTALLY DRINKING THAT RIGHT NOW!
marie and coach sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G ........

[alnorth]

Top 6th

Konerko pops out to second
Pierzynsky doubles to left
Iguchi lines out to shortstop
Mackowiak grounds out to first

0 runs, 1 hit

Bottom 6th

Teahen pops out to shortstop
Costa flies out to right
Gordon singles to left
Butler hit by pitch, Gordon to second
Buck grounds into a 6-4 fielder's choice, Butler out at second

0 runs, 1 hit

[VonneMarie]

Soria is freaking hott... but not hotter than DDJ, but he's a cutie.

Nice 6 second inning there. :shake:

[SPchief]

marie and coach sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G ........


Jenson must be getting jealous.

[Coach]

i hear that Aquafina has antifreeze in it.

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/10862169/Antifreeze.jpg

Ever tried the Russian anti-freeze? They're pretty damn good.

[Mr. Laz]

stadium looks pretty full tonight

[Mr. Laz]

dumb fat kid can't think of what to say again.

[Coach]

Don't piss on me tonight.

Jenson71http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Smilies/piss.gif

[VonneMarie]

CJ = butterball Jr.

[shrek6849]

Here's the porker again...

[Jenson71]

konerko will strike out...AGAIN.

[SPchief]

Jenson71http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Smilies/piss.gif


This thread has taken a turn for the worse.

[Jenson71]

dumb fat kid can't think of what to say again.

If you got a problem with me, you can say it to my face.

[Bowser]

OMG! I'M TOTALLY DRINKING THAT RIGHT NOW!

;;;;;;

[VonneMarie]

Damn. :banghead:

[Coach]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Funnies/B33r-Doggie.jpg

[Jenson71]

Jenson71http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Smilies/piss.gif

R Coach Kelly.

[Mr. Laz]

ROFL coach ..........

[Mr. Laz]

Pena!!!!!!!!!!

[VonneMarie]

;;;;;;
Silly Wabbit, everyone knows you can't get smashed on high quality H2O.

GREAT CATCH BY PENA!

[Coach]

Wow... what a snag by Pena. Saved a run there, that's for sure.

[Hammock Parties]

im loving pena's defense man!! He's made some beautiful plays this year.

[VonneMarie]

Sit your asses down Sux!

[Coach]

And that's the top of the inning. More insurance runs, plz.

[Jenson71]

This Pena kid has like...baseball in his genes!

[kcfanXIII]

i like what i'm seeing, other than costa batting clean up. which i'm positive has been pointed out a few times.

[Demonpenz]

This Pena kid has like...baseball in his genes!


I wish i was in his jeans rwwaawww

[Jenson71]

This Pena kid has like...baseball in his genes!

As opposed to Coach who has baseballs...oh nevermind.

[Mr. Laz]

c'mon ... need to get to their bullpen.

[VonneMarie]

I wish i was in his jeans rwwaawww
Gh3y...

[Mr. Laz]

I wish i was in his jeans rwwaawww

okah there, fella.

[Jenson71]

Where's KcMizzou?

[Bowser]

I wish i was in his jeans rwwaawww

:spock:

[Coach]

Damn. Warning track power.

[VonneMarie]

Davis said Costa has 2 balls. ROFL

Warning track power!!!!

[kcfanXIII]

****in warning track power.

[Coach]

I wish i was in his jeans rwwaawww

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Funnies/Thread-Crap-Forget.jpg

[Jenson71]

warning track power.

[Hammock Parties]

hey vonnie, clear out some of your PM space, it wont let me send ya anything.

[VonneMarie]

LOL Bowser.

[Coach]

Looks like Alice Gordon finally figured out how to hit AL pitching so far....

[Jenson71]

hey vonnie, clear out some of your PM space, it wont let me send ya anything.

Whoa vonnie, clear out your box, jayhawk is trying to get in !!! wow woo

[Demonpenz]

alex picked it up fast too. I Figured he would be around 200 the entire season

[Coach]

Come on Billy, kick his ass. Start a bench clearing brawl!

[VonneMarie]

Coach, why do you call Alex, Alice?

[Demonpenz]

mike schmidt his first season batted 192

[Coach]

Damn, Buck is really struggling....

Won't be long before he hit LaRue's numbers.

[SPchief]

I hope Bell comes out and beans the first hitter up.

[VonneMarie]

Whoa vonnie, clear out your box, jayhawk is trying to get in !!! wow woo
Not without payment! Wait...

[kcfanXIII]

looks like AL pitching has learned how to hit the royals

[Coach]

Coach, why do you call Alex, Alice?

Back then, he couldn't hit worth a damn. And people started calling him Alice becuase of that.

[alnorth]

Top 7th

Fields grounds out to third
Uribe singles to left

Zack Greinke relieves Bannister

Podsednik grounds into a 4-3 double play, Uribe out at second

0 runs, 1 hit

Bottom 7th

Pena Jr strikes out (swinging)
Gathright bunts an infield single to second
DeJesus hit by pitch, Gathright to second
DeJesus to second, Gathright to third on a Passed Ball
German singles to center, DeJesus to third, Gathright scores, German to second on the throw home
Teahen intentionally walked
Costa singles to right, Teahen to third, German and DeJesus scores

Boone Logan relieves Contreras

Gordon grounds into a 6-3 double play, Costa out at second

3 runs, 3 hits

[Bowser]

I hope Bell comes out and beans the first hitter up.

No shit, especially against these jerkoffs.

We've had 50 hit batters this year. How many have we hit?

[Hammock Parties]

oh good god, lol. Bannister is looking really damn good today...

[Coach]

No shit, especially against these jerkoffs.

We've had 50 hit batters this year. How many have we hit?

I don't have the numbers in front of me, but not very much.

[Silock]

Please tell me I didn't just see that old lady wearing her hat sideways.

[kcfanXIII]

it's nice gordon can play defense too.

[Mr. Laz]

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jul2002/BabyBoy.jpg

[Mr. Laz]

quick hook by Bell



Tk should be a happy camper

[Bowser]

Please tell me I didn't just see that old lady wearing her hat sideways.

WUT UP MONEY?? Yeah, I thought. [/granny gangsta]

[Coach]

So... is Buddy gonna let Gobble warm up by throwing 4 pitches to the left handed batter, and call it a day?

[VonneMarie]

Laz, that's not as funny as Coaches pictures.

[kcfanXIII]

I don't have the numbers in front of me, but not very much.

that was talked about in a game thread sometime this past week. we have the 6th fewest batters hit, or something like that.

[Coach]

quick hook by Bell

Probably a good move. Bannister has thrown 100 pitches, and that it's a L/L matchup, provided that Buddy isn't bringing him in just to IBB him.

[VonneMarie]

So... is Buddy gonna let Gobble warm up by throwing 4 pitches to the left handed batter, and call it a day?
I'm still mad about that sh!t.

[Mr. Laz]

Laz, that's not as funny as Coaches pictures.
well excuse the hell outa me

[Coach]

that was talked about in a game thread sometime this past week. we have the 6th fewest batters hit, or something like that.

Yeah, I recall that discussion. I want to say that it was during the Angels game, but can't recall if it was the 2nd or the 3rd game.

[Coach]

well excuse the hell outa me

LMAO

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[Hammock Parties]

i love how buddy is using greinke a shit ton out of the bullpen.

[Demonpenz]

god bless jimmy gobble, for what he does gives hope to kids with downsyndrom everywhere

[VonneMarie]

well excuse the hell outa me
I was just playing. It's funny... post some more. :)

[Mr. Laz]

German!!

[Coach]

DOUBLE PLAY!

:clap:

[Mr. Laz]

I was just playing. It's funny... post some more. :)
you almost made me cry :sulk:












PBJ

[Demonpenz]

:spock:

It's Gobble that was pitching.....


grienke just got out of it gobble went back to the bb

[Bowser]

well excuse the hell outa me

'''''''

[Hammock Parties]

very nice DP there!!! Good gawd, i hope that this team can keep up the great baseball for a while instead of a little spurt here or there like they have this season.

[SPchief]

:spock:


No it was Grienke

[Coach]

grienke just got out of it gobble went back to the bb

I'm aware of that. I had a brain freeze for about a good 4 minutes, so I do not recall anything, other than the double play that ended the inning.

Thank you, and have a nice day.

[Mr. Laz]

it's time ....... the beer otter has arrived


http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/9233/budlightotterow6.jpg

[Coach]

:spock:


No it was Grienke

Grienke, Gobble, Dotel, who gives a flying f**k? Nobody's been able to hit against the Royal pen. :p

[Hammock Parties]

it's time ....... the beer otter has arrived


http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/9233/budlightotterow6.jpg

Very nice find my friend. For some reason, otters are kinda cute.

[alnorth]

According to the radio, Gobble jogged in, Buddy looked at him confused, told him to go back and get greinke. Since Gobble was not yet announced, they were able to get Greinke instead. If Gobble had been announced, he would have had to stay in to pitch.

[Mr. Laz]

Very nice find my friend. For some reason, otters are kinda cute.
otters with beer are definitely cute :D

[Demonpenz]

grienke was the one that got out of the double play

[Bowser]

Bell needs to plunk the first f*cking White Sox up to bat in the 8th.

[Coach]

Goddamn, another HBP.

Come on Royals, Hit someone the next time you go up there.

Pussies.

[SPchief]

Bell better ****ing plunk the first batter up.

[Mr. Laz]

Bell needs to plunk the first f*cking White Sox up to bat in the 8th.
apparently Bell doesn't believe in the stuff cause we should of done it many times under Bell and we never have.

[Hammock Parties]

come on German!!! Walk for Teahen!! He's due for a hit to extend the streak.

[Coach]

Awesome. No DP now, since they moved into scoring position.

All we need is a basehit, please.

[Mr. Laz]

c'mon ......... just a single now ....... big time single


:clap:

[Demonpenz]

not that it maters to much but the angels and whitesox have been playing like total shit. past balls errors running yourself out of innings.

[Coach]

Thank you German for listening to me!

Whoo hoo!