PDA

View Full Version : Which gender?

luv
07-03-2007, 06:59 PM
Take an everyday object, assign it a gender, and give the reasoning.

A few examples:

Subway - Male - It uses the same old lines to pick people up.

Remote Control - Female - It gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and he doesn't always know which buttons to push, but he keeps on trying.


Examples were borrowed, but there are some very creative people here....
unothadeal
07-03-2007, 07:01 PM
What the HELL made you think this game up?
Rain Man
07-03-2007, 07:03 PM
Motorcycle - Female, because it's fun to ride when you're young, but as it gets older it just takes more and more of your money.
Rain Man
07-03-2007, 07:04 PM
Wet dog - Male, because it doesn't notice that it smells bad, and it will eat four-day old pizza without worry.
luv
07-03-2007, 07:05 PM
Motorcycle - Female, because it's fun to ride when you're young, but as it gets older it just takes more and more of your money.
LMAO

Awesome!
PinkFloyd
07-03-2007, 07:08 PM
Hardshell Taco --- FEMALE !!


Sometimes its alittle to "tight" to get your meat in it, but the older it gets it will fall apart with molded looking cheese still inside !!!

:)

Sorry -- beers a bitch !!!
FAX
07-03-2007, 07:09 PM
Alarm clock - female. At times you'll do almost anything to make it shut up.

FAX
Simply Red
07-03-2007, 07:10 PM
I feel RedRum_69 will really shine in this thread.
Rain Man
07-03-2007, 07:11 PM
Computer - male, because you like it and hang out with it a lot, but have no interest in having sex with it.
luv
07-03-2007, 07:12 PM
Computer - male, because you like it and hang out with it a lot, but have no interest in having sex with it.
Website - Female - It's always getting hit on.
Rain Man
07-03-2007, 07:17 PM
Phone book - female, because it can't drive very well, but knows the location of every mall.
Tribal Warfare
07-03-2007, 07:18 PM
Cellphone-female when you talk all you hear is static
luv
07-03-2007, 07:19 PM
Parking spots - Male - All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
luv
07-03-2007, 07:20 PM
Lava Lamps - Male - They're fun to look at, but they're not very bright.

:p
PinkFloyd
07-03-2007, 07:21 PM
Parking spots - Male - All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.


You making fun of me ????
Not the good one part I mean...














J/K
PinkFloyd
07-03-2007, 07:22 PM
Telephone Lines... Female...

They always seem busy, and once you get to get on one, they always seem disconnected !!!
luv
07-03-2007, 07:23 PM
Borrowed one -

Snow storms - Male - You never know when they're coming, how many inches you're going to get, or how long they will last.
Rain Man
07-03-2007, 07:24 PM
Holster - female, because the only thing that makes you feel more manly than having one slung low on your hip is to have two of them slung low on your hips.
PinkFloyd
07-03-2007, 07:31 PM
Parking Spot Lines... Female...

When you first use them, its like your "driving" into something new...

But; after awhile; with all the traffic --- all the new wears away...
PinkFloyd
07-03-2007, 07:36 PM
Disel motor... Female...

They may run just fine in the spring and summer... But; come winter time, you have to plug it in to keep it going...








That really made no sense... :shake:
PinkFloyd
07-03-2007, 07:38 PM
Well hell... Didn't mean to hijack and take over... I'm going to go do 125mph in my GT now...
luv
07-03-2007, 09:40 PM
Hour glass - Woman - After time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
luv
07-03-2007, 09:41 PM
Tire - Man - After time, they go bald and get over-inflated.
PinkFloyd
07-03-2007, 10:00 PM
Electric Blender... Male...

"Most" men can last on all 3 speeds, while "most" women wind up like a fluffy whip cream substance and fluff out...
luv
07-03-2007, 10:01 PM
Electric Blender... Male...

"Most" men can last on all 3 speeds, while "most" women wind up like a fluffy whip cream substance and fluff out...
I would have said...

Blender - Male - You know you need one, but you're not really sure why.
PinkFloyd
07-03-2007, 10:04 PM
I would have said...

Blender - Male - You know you need one, but you're not really sure why.

All you women need a man for something...

I'm going to regret this remark cause your going to say something off the wall right ???
luv
07-03-2007, 10:05 PM
All you women need a man for something...

I'm going to regret this remark cause your going to say something off the wall right ???
I'd say security (not financial security).
PinkFloyd
07-03-2007, 10:07 PM
I'd say security (not financial security).

Well I'll be damn... Your the first female I've ever heard that didn't want a man's money... I'm proud of you...
luv
07-03-2007, 10:08 PM
Well I'll be damn... Your the first female I've ever heard that didn't want a man's money... I'm proud of you...
I'm surviving just fine on my own.
Dr. Johnny Fever
07-03-2007, 10:09 PM
Subway - Male - It uses the same old lines to pick people up.


It's funny that "hey baby wanna become a single parent" never works for me.
PinkFloyd
07-03-2007, 10:10 PM
I'm surviving just fine on my own.

And I'm happy for you...
Dr. Johnny Fever
07-03-2007, 10:11 PM
Parking spots - Male - All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
That goes both ways.
PinkFloyd
07-03-2007, 10:11 PM
It's funny that "hey baby wanna become a single parent" never works for me.


Friend of mine always use to ask the women -- "Hey -- wanna get married someday"??

And when they said, NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


He would then say, " Great !!! Wanna fu*k then"???!!!
unothadeal
07-03-2007, 10:12 PM
Life - Female - It's a bitch
Dr. Johnny Fever
07-03-2007, 10:14 PM
Friend of mine always use to ask the women -- "Hey -- wanna get married someday"??

And when they said, NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


He would then say, " Great !!! Wanna fu*k then"???!!!
ROFL
luv
07-03-2007, 10:14 PM
Life - Female - It's a bitch
Nice.

Life - Male - It can really **** you over.
Dr. Johnny Fever
07-03-2007, 10:15 PM
Nice.

Life - Male - It can really **** you over.
BELIEVE ME... that goes both ways too.
PinkFloyd
07-03-2007, 10:15 PM
Friend of mine always use to ask the women -- "Hey -- wanna get married someday"??

And when they said, NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


He would then say, " Great !!! Wanna fu*k then"???!!!


I'm brave --- but I'm not that damn brave to ask them that question...
unothadeal
07-04-2007, 09:40 AM
Kansas City Chiefs - Female - Not very good on the road

Feel free to add more to this one.
Predarat
07-04-2007, 09:47 AM
BELIEVE ME... that goes both ways too.
Thank you! :clap:
Simplex3
07-04-2007, 09:57 AM
My wife: Female - She's more worried about the stains on the drywall than the hole outside the house somewhere that is letting in the water and causing those stains.
StcChief
07-04-2007, 10:01 AM
Friend of mine always use to ask the women -- "Hey -- wanna get married someday"??

And when they said, NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


He would then say, " Great !!! Wanna fu*k then"???!!!ROFL

How true.
luv
07-04-2007, 12:26 PM
My wife: Female - She's more worried about the stains on the drywall than the hole outside the house somewhere that is letting in the water and causing those stains.
Problems?
BigMeatballDave
07-04-2007, 12:28 PM
Kansas City Chiefs - Female - Not very good on the road

Feel free to add more to this one.Kansas City Chiefs - Female - Capable of driving men crazy.
luv
07-04-2007, 12:30 PM
Kansas City Chiefs - Male - Fun to experience, but very disappointing in the end.
Braincase
07-04-2007, 12:32 PM
Guitars are female. If I'm going to spend that much time touching something that is not my penis, it better be female, by God.
Dr. Johnny Fever
07-04-2007, 12:33 PM
Guitars are female. If I'm going to spend that much time touching something that is not my penis, it better be female, by God.
:clap:

Best post ever.