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[blueballs]

http://msn.foxsports.com/fantasy/resources/nflGameMatchup?gameId=20070909034

[Direckshun]

I don't know what's worse:

1. The "undercover spy" blackouts of rookies' faces.
2. The idea that Huard wins the starting job.
3. The idea that Sammy Parker wins #2 WR.
4. The notion that the Chiefs allow 300 yards offense.
5. The notion that the Chiefs OL allows 2 sacks.
6. The idea that LJ once again gets over 90% of the carries.

[blueballs]

http://msn.foxsports.com/fantasy/resources/nflGameMatchup?gameId=20070909013

[Phobia]

http://msn.foxsports.com/fantasy/resources/nflGameMatchup?gameId=20070909013

I guess they missed the memo about Rhodes' suspension.

[rad]

How does Huard throw 2 TD passes, LJ runs one in, our kicker is 3 for 3 on XP's and kicked 3 FG's and we score 28 points?

Someone needs to brush up on their football math.

[Direckshun]

I LOVE THIS.

What do they say about Cutler's performance against the Bills?

"He seemed totally comfortable at the tail end of last year when he was thrown into action. That didn't change in Week 1. He'll have nice stats each week."

What did they say about Losman's performance against the Broncos?

"He went up against what could be the league's best secondary, and it's surprising he was only picked off once. The rest of his production was rather mediocre."

The kicker here? THEY GAVE THEM THE EXACT SAME STATS.

Cutler
Cmp/Att PaYd PaTd Int RuYd RuTd FP
14/23 188 1 1 6 0 12.1

Losman
Cmp/Att PaYd PaTd Int RuYd RuTd FP
17/28 188 1 1 5 0 9.5

hahahahahhahahahaha

Oh man. Same stats, but Losman sucked while Cutler was the second coming of Elway. Love it.