I need a cat transported from KC to central Iowa

[Frankie]

Just a shot in the dark. There are planeteers that sometimes travel up I-35. Thought I might be able to come to an agreement with someone.

Suggestions? (Antifreez excluded)

[MOhillbilly]

kitty cannon.

[CoMoChief]

Why don't you just tie it up to the back of someone's car and have them drag it down the highway?

Someone who's headed that way of course.

[DeepSouth]

Hire this guy.

[SPchief]

Tie a few thousand bottle rockets to its back and light it up.

[cdcox]

Antifreeze + Fed Ex

[Fish]

Planet cat love....... LMAO

[JohninGpt]

No antifreeze? I guess the US Postal Service is probably out of the question too.

Seriously though, I'm not sure, but FEDEX or UPS may ship live cargo.

[DeepSouth]

This is purrrfect;

[Bwana]

kitty cannon.

LMAO

For the n00bs saying WTH, here's the link.

http://www.addictinggames.com/kittencannon.html

[Lzen]

LMAO

For the n00bs saying WTH, here's the link.

http://www.addictinggames.com/kittencannon.html

Heh, fun.

[Lzen]

That reminds me. Where is that George Blowfish? I'll bet he would like that kitten cannon game. :D

[morphius]

Sadly the end of the month I would almost be able to do it, but the car is going to be packed up pretty heavy for a long trip.

Sorry man.

[Skip Towne]

Can't you just punt it in that general direction?

[Sure-Oz]

damn i hate cats

[CoMoChief]

damn i hate cats

rep for you!!!

[Mile High Mania]

Just a shot in the dark.

There's your fix right there... nobody will know.

[FAX]

Tough situation, Mr. Frankie. I too, know what it is like to be separated by hundreds of miles from a valued family pet. My suggestion is as follows:

1. Fill some balloons with hydrogen.
2. Tie cat to balloons.
3. Wait for prevailing southwestern winds. (Mr. Donger helped with this part.)
4. Release cat.
5. Quickly develop cat capture plan.

FAX

[Donger]

3. Wait for prevailing northeastern winds.


Would that not send said floating feline in a southwesterly direction?

[FAX]

Would that not send said floating feline in a southwesterly direction?

Bad plan.

FAX

[sedated]

This is purrrfect;

that almost made me piss my pants

[88TG88]

Send it in parts ?

[OnTheWarpath15]

Your cat can't drive?

I was under the impression all cats could drive.....

[Baby Lee]

Heh, fun.
Dunno how to submit, but 941 feet. :thumb:

[Phobia]

My sister is coming down this weekend and then returning but I have no idea if she'd be willing to bring a cat back. We're not a big cat family. But I'll ask her.

[memyselfI]

Transporting pets is tricky and expensive. Do you know anyone you can have drive down here and pickup and then drive back? It could be done in a day. It would probably be cheaper than hiring a service. Or trusting any non-cat person on this board...IMO. A cat person would need to be doing the driving because cats and cars are not usually a good mix.

BTW, congrats on getting a new cat.

[booger]

843 that game rocks

[rad]

Dunno how to submit, but 941 feet. :thumb:

DANG!! I thought I had it with 926

Best game ever......

[Frankie]

Transporting pets is tricky and expensive. Do you know anyone you can have drive down here and pickup and then drive back? It could be done in a day. It would probably be cheaper than hiring a service. Or trusting any non-cat person on this board...IMO. A cat person would need to be doing the driving because cats and cars are not usually a good mix.

BTW, congrats on getting a new cat.
Thanks. The seller and I have only agreed on the cat and the price. Transportation maybe the deal killer. I'm trying to avoid that eventuality. Fariba and I talked about making a weekend KC trip out of it. But her mom is visiting from overseas and she is so anti-pet it's not even funny. We can't leave her here and we don't wanna make it a two way express trip. If nothing else works, maybe the cat will still be available 5 weeks from now when mother-in-law is back to Denmark.

[Frankie]

My sister is coming down this weekend and then returning but I have no idea if she'd be willing to bring a cat back. We're not a big cat family. But I'll ask her.
Thanks for the offer. But like Dennise said, one has to be a cat person to tolerate a traveling cat who's not used to cars. But if per chance, she thinks she can do it, I'll pay for her gas.

[Bwana]

Heh, fun.


Your high score 2076 ft. :evil: The gun was at 20.0 with a full red bar.

[Phobia]

Thanks for the offer. But like Dennise said, one has to be a cat person to tolerate a traveling cat who's not used to cars. But if per chance, she thinks she can do it, I'll pay for her gas.

Is it a cat or a kitten? Surely a kitten couldn't be too much trouble in a car, could they?

[Sam Hall]

Good luck with that

[ChiefaRoo]

Thanks. The seller and I have only agreed on the cat and the price. Transportation maybe the deal killer. I'm trying to avoid that eventuality. Fariba and I talked about making a weekend KC trip out of it. But her mom is visiting from overseas and she is so anti-pet it's not even funny. We can't leave her here and we don't wanna make it a two way express trip. If nothing else works, maybe the cat will still be available 5 weeks from now when mother-in-law is back to Denmark.

Is she anti-pet because she thinks pets are simply tools of the Zionist West and are a mortal threat to Islam? I'm just askin' :)

[Frankie]

Is it a cat or a kitten? Surely a kitten couldn't be too much trouble in a car, could they?
2 yrs old. Persian.

[ChiefaRoo]

2 yrs old. Persian.

PERSIAN?!!! I think the Govt. needs to check this cat and his relatives (that's you Frankie) out. I mean that cat could be wired with enough explosives stuck up it's ass to take out Des Moines.
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m13/buyingguy/terrorcat.jpg

[Frankie]

Is she anti-pet because she thinks pets are simply tools of the Zionist West and are a mortal threat to Islam? :)
Just not an animal lover. She has animal phobia, in fact.

[Frankie]

PERSIAN?!!! I think the Govt. needs to check this cat and his relatives (that's you Frankie) out. I mean that cat could be wired with enough explosives stuck up it's ass to take out Des Moines.
Ssssshhhh!

[ChiefaRoo]

Just not an animal lover. She has animal phobia, in fact.

It's a better story the way I write it.

[Frankie]

It's a better story the way I write it.
Sorry to disappoint.

[ChiefaRoo]

Sorry to disappoint.

No worries. I had fun. Thanks for the invite. Next time lets do this in my thread. :)

[Skip Towne]

No worries. I had fun. Thanks for the invite. Next time lets do this in my thread. :)
Are you still here?

[ChiefaRoo]

Are you still here?

Skip I missed you. How's your impotence problem coming along?

[chagrin]

Skip I missed you. How's your impotence problem coming along?


aahhaha, that's pretty funny - ya have to admit

[ChiefaRoo]

aahhaha, that's pretty funny - ya have to admit

Skip tees 'em up and I knock 'em out. It's like taking candy from an Okie... oh, wait.............

[alnorth]

I'm driving from Lawrence back to my home in Des Moines on Wed. July 25th, I have a pet cat, and actually had the "experience" of transporting that terrified (and drugged) cat in a carrier from KS to DSM a month ago. After a few days of hiding behind the sofa, he eventually adjusted to his new home without the use of antifreeze. Let me know if this would work, since it sounds like this would be roughly on my way anyway

[Skip Towne]

aahhaha, that's pretty funny - ya have to admit
Only to the dim witted. You operate on about the same plane with Chief-a-roo.

[ChiefaRoo]

Only to the dim witted. You operate on about the same plane with Chief-a-roo.

Way to cut us to the bone with your laser like retort skip.


PS - Quit hijacking Frankies "Will someone drive my terrorist cat to Iowa thread?"

[Braincase]

You are aware of the legal implications of tranpsorting underage pussy across state lines?

[Logical]

I am sure some of these young studs will be happy to have some pussy next to them in a car for a long trip.

[Logical]

Is she anti-pet because she thinks pets are simply tools of the Zionist West and are a mortal threat to Islam? I'm just askin' :):shake:

[Logical]

You are aware of the legal implications of tranpsorting underage pussy across state lines?

Damn it you beat me by 5 minutes and you were wittier to boot.:cuss:

[ChiefaRoo]

:shake:

What'd I say?

[ChiefaRoo]

By the way is the cats named Akmed or Mustafa? I'm just curious. Also, did the cat go to a Madrasa?

[Lzen]

Dunno how to submit, but 941 feet. :thumb:

Wow, you rule. I got another one to go 714.

[Frankie]

By the way is the cats named Akmed or Mustafa? I'm just curious. Also, did the cat go to a Madrasa?
My own cat is named Sammy. This one is named Shaboom which will be changed the minute he steps into my house. I don't know what to yet. But I'm thinking "Puya." What do you think?

[Frankie]

I'm driving from Lawrence back to my home in Des Moines on Wed. July 25th, I have a pet cat, and actually had the "experience" of transporting that terrified (and drugged) cat in a carrier from KS to DSM a month ago. After a few days of hiding behind the sofa, he eventually adjusted to his new home without the use of antifreeze. Let me know if this would work, since it sounds like this would be roughly on my way anyway
Hey we might have something there. I don't know if I wanna trust him to a neocon though. ;)

Jokes aside, the timing would be perfect for me as by later this month, I'm hoping the remodeling of my house will be done and the mess cleaned up. Let me know if we could work something out. And of course a fair compensation for your trouble.

[Eleazar]

You don't need to transport a cat. Cats are everywhere and they're free.

[ChiefaRoo]

My own cat is named Sammy. This one is named Shaboom which will be changed the minute he steps into my house. I don't know what to yet. But I'm thinking "Puya." What do you think?

I think you need to name the cat Moqtadr and you ought to dress him like this. It would be a hoot.
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m13/buyingguy/terrorcat.jpg

[Eleazar]

I think you need to name the cat Moqtadr and you ought to dress him like this. It would be a hoot.
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m13/buyingguy/terrorcat.jpg

Keep going, I'm sure once you get upward of 100 attempts or more, one of these jokes is bound to be funny.

[ChiefaRoo]

Keep going, I'm sure once you get upward of 100 attempts or more, one of these jokes is bound to be funny.
I've amused myself several times in this thread and I'm all that matters. Frankie knows I'm kidding. However, I have reported his relatives to the government.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Damn it you beat me by 5 minutes and you were wittier to boot.:cuss:


Like that's a hard thing to achieve!

[Redrum_69]

Have Goscreech taxi your cat up...that would be the first pussy that has ridden in the same car with him...he may even pet it a few times

[Eleazar]

I've amused myself several times in this thread

Both hands on the keyboard, please.

[ChiefaRoo]

Both hands on the keyboard, please.

ROFL - terrorism jokes give me a woody.

[chasedude]

Fun game! lol

[Frankie]

Have Gochiefs taxi your cat up...that would be the first pussy that has ridden in the same car with him...he may even pet it a few times
I shouldn't laugh at this. But I can't help it. ROFL

[alnorth]

Hey we might have something there. I don't know if I wanna trust him to a neocon though. ;)

Jokes aside, the timing would be perfect for me as by later this month, I'm hoping the remodeling of my house will be done and the mess cleaned up. Let me know if we could work something out. And of course a fair compensation for your trouble.

Hey now, preemptive attacks are a useful skill for a cat to learn!

Anyway, your PM box is apparently full, and it wont let me respond to you.

[Smed1065]

I've amused myself several times in this thread and I'm all that matters. Frankie knows I'm kidding. However, I have reported his relatives to the government.


Figured that was "hard" to do with your hands busy!

[Phobia]

Is this close enough to Des Moines, Frankie?

[Frankie]

Is this close enough to Des Moines, Frankie?
Not really. You need to work on it some more....... I mean,.... not the game,.... the comedy ;)

[FAX]

I have an idea, Mr. Frankie. And this one might just work.

Have the KC owners LoJack the cat using one of those GPS cat locators and your address. Then, report the cat as lost to those people who reunite people and their poor lost pets.

They'll bring the cat right to your door for no charge!!!

FAX

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Am I weird for laughing hysterically after reading the thread title?

[Frankie]

I have an idea, Mr. Frankie. And this one might just work.

Have the KC owners LoJack the cat using one of those GPS cat locators and your address. Then, report the cat as lost to those people who reunite people and their poor lost pets.

They'll bring the cat right to your door for no charge!!!

FAX
WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!.... BRAVO!!!

[memyselfI]

Any luck on finding a ride for your feline?

If not, my .02 would be forget about that cat and visit your Vet's office or a local shelter and adopt one of the untold dozens of kittens out there that are not particular breeds but make wonderful pets anyway. You'll save money and a life.

[Radar Chief]

I have an idea, Mr. Frankie. And this one might just work.

Have the KC owners LoJack the cat using one of those GPS cat locators and your address. Then, report the cat as lost to those people who reunite people and their poor lost pets.

They'll bring the cat right to your door for no charge!!!

FAX

Wow, put a lot of thought into that there Mr. FAX. I was just thinking of a huge spud gun, that’d get his cat there in a hurry.

[Frankie]

Any luck on finding a ride for your feline?

If not, my .02 would be forget about that cat and visit your Vet's office or a local shelter and adopt one of the untold dozens of kittens out there that are not particular breeds but make wonderful pets anyway. You'll save money and a life.
My last 5 cats (and a dog) have been either from the ARL or a family who didn't want him (Sammy). But this time, since I am strictly looking for a Persian I went the purchase route. But I also always advise folks who are not particular with a particular breed to save one from the ARL.

[memyselfI]

My last 5 cats (and a dog) have been either from the ARL or a family who didn't want him (Sammy). But this time, since I am strictly looking for a Persian I went the purchase route. But I also always advise folks who are not particular with a particular breed to save one from the ARL.

Well, Persians are definitely worth the effort. :D

[LaChapelle]

R Chiefs might be able to help
is 3 years to long to wait

[DJ's left nut]

Trebuchet?

http://moser-sj.com/Trebuchet/Trebuchet_html_c78a330.jpg

[Crush]

An early nominee for "Most Out of the Blue Bump of the Year."

[chiefzilla1501]

Dwayne Bowe can pay to have your cat transported. Even give him a good room to stay for 3-4 days. But you won't want it back.

[DeezNutz]

In.

[Crush]

I think this thread is broken. Auto pager is acting crazy. Thanks BlueBalls.

[Crush]

Success!!! I can finally access page 2!!!

[Frankie]

An early nominee for "Most Out of the Blue Bump of the Year."

...of THREE years.

[alnorth]

Oh hey, I remember this. My politics have changed quite a bit in 3 short years.

[Frankie]

Oh hey, I remember this. My politics have changed quite a bit in 3 short years.

Thanks again dude.

Here's the subject of this thread:

[BWillie]

Thanks again dude.

Here's the subject of this thread:

That is a good looking animal. I've always liked long hairs.