ROYC75
07-09-2007, 08:12 AM
Subject: Sick Leave
I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted crazy then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that the Boss
might think I was crazy and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What in
the name of goodness are you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb. He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."
I jumped down and walked out of the office...When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, "And where do you think you're going?"
She said, "I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark.
I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted crazy then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that the Boss
might think I was crazy and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What in
the name of goodness are you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb. He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."
I jumped down and walked out of the office...When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, "And where do you think you're going?"
She said, "I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark.