Late Night Jesus Thread

[Direckshun]

Post in this thread and I will help you find Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior.

Help me help you.

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[Mecca]

What if I don't believe in Jesus.

[Direckshun]

What if I don't believe in Jesus.
Then clearly your head is in the completely wrong set of clouds.

Mohammed was a kook. The guy lived in Saudi Arabia for Christ's sake.

Have you been to Saudi Arabia?

Come to Jesus, child.

[Mr Luzcious]

http://www.stevekmccoy.com/reformissionary/images/cruise_icon_dianetics.jpg

[crazycoffey]

What if I don't believe in Jesus.


Maybe Jesus doesn't believe in you....

[Direckshun]

<picture of false idol>
If you find solace in that chiseled face, you're gay.

And that's wrong. Women are where it's at. Come to Jesus.

[Direckshun]

Maybe Jesus doesn't believe in you....
That's impossible, as Jesus believes in every person that isn't pretend or a cartoon. He makes exceptions for the nice kind of imaginary friends as long as you dump them in your preteens. Carrying them any longer is a sin. Come to Jesus.

[crazycoffey]

Tom Cruise is teh mohammed

[Mecca]

I'm basically an Atheist anyhow.

[crazycoffey]

That's impossible, as Jesus believes in every person that isn't pretend or a cartoon. He makes exceptions for the nice kind of imaginary friends as long as you dump them in your preteens. Carrying them any longer is a sin. Come to Jesus.


How do you know what Jesus believes?

[Direckshun]

I'm basically an Atheist anyhow.
No you're not. You're a Muslim. And I'm telling you to stop that.

[Mr Luzcious]

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"Help me, help you!"

[crazycoffey]

I'm basically an Atheist anyhow.


Part of your problem,
You're "basically" an Atheist;
Just like you're
"basically" a Chief's fan
or "basically" a Man.....

[Mecca]

No you're not. You're a Muslim. And I'm telling you to stop that.

Psh, I have no religious beliefs, I hate all organized religion.

[Direckshun]

How do you know what Jesus believes?
'Cause I want to know what Jesus believes, and wanting to know = knowing.

If that were in any way an example of faulty logic, I'd probably realize I have no reason to live and I wouldn't make it through tonight.







































Come to Jesus.

[Direckshun]

Psh, I have no religious beliefs, I hate all organized religion.
I appreciate you downplaying your bastardized faith in Mohammed, but your religious beliefs flow directly from the Quran and I'm directly ordering you to stop worshiping Allah.

[Mecca]

Do I look like the kinda guy that would be into the Muslim religion? You are aware of what I look like right.......

[Direckshun]

Do I look like the kinda guy that would be into the Muslim religion? You are aware of what I look like right.......
Bert?

[Mecca]

Bert?

You fool........Now I have to post a picture.....

[Mr Luzcious]

You fool........Now I have to post a picture.....

It's Jesus!

[crazycoffey]

'Cause I want to know what Jesus believes, and wanting to know = knowing.

If that were in any way an example of faulty logic, I'd probably realize I have no reason to live and I wouldn't make it through tonight.

Come to Jesus.


Welcome to my hell, BTW - You know Jesus is mentioned in the Koran(Qur'an) as a disciple of Allah.....


Do I look like the kinda guy that would be into the Muslim religion? You are aware of what I look like right.......



Not this shit again :rolleyes: yes we know you claim to look like a long hair hippie drug freak that doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.



Do you know what WE look like?????

[Mecca]

I take exception to that post.....long hair does not=hippie drug freak. No matter how bad some people claim it does.

I'm guessing you look like someone who had something shoved up your ass....

[Mr Luzcious]

Mecca looks like a guitar player for a rock band.

[Direckshun]

It's Jesus!
Let's all come to him!

[Direckshun]

Welcome to my hell, BTW - You know Jesus is mentioned in the Koran(Qur'an) as a disciple of Allah.....
Holy ****ing shit. Really?

Maybe I've got this Islam thing backwards...

[Mecca]

Mecca looks like a guitar player for a rock band.

That's why I get all the bitches.

[crazycoffey]

I'm guessing you look like someone who had something shoved up your ass....


I'll ask, because I'll bet you know - What does that look like?

[Mecca]

I'll ask, because I'll bet you know - What does that look like?

Just look in the mirror.

[Direckshun]

I'll ask, because I'll bet you know - What does that look like?
http://litemind.com/imagens/conteudo/farting-preacher.jpg

[ChiefaRoo]

You fool........Now I have to post a picture.....

You look like the long lost gay love child of Michael Anthony from Van Halen and Meatloaf.

[crazycoffey]

Just look in the mirror.


ah come on, is that the best you can do?



"I'm rubber you glue......."


STFU

[Mecca]

You look like the long lost love gay love child of Michael Anthony from Van Halen and Meatloaf.

No......I look like Travis Tritt or the guy from Seether.....or the guy from Saliva...

Those are the most common ones I get.

[crazycoffey]

Holy ****ing shit. Really?

Maybe I've got this Islam thing backwards...

That's right, Come to mohammed, I mean butthead, or maybe buhda?

[crazycoffey]

No......I look like Travis Tritt or the guy from Seether.....or the guy from Saliva...

Those are the most common ones I get.


NEWSBREAK......
people are lying to you.

[Mecca]

NEWSBREAK......
people are lying to you.

Like I'd listen to you.......you don't even have good makeup names.

[luv]

Post in this thread and I will help you find Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior.

Help me help you.


Are you God?

[crazycoffey]

Like I'd listen to you.......you don't even have good makeup names.



Unlike someone on this thread, I don't wear makeup......

[88TG88]

I heard he is coming.

Should I look busy ?

[Mr Luzcious]

Like I'd listen to you.......you don't even have good makeup names.

You remind me a lot of a guy in Children of Bodom.. I think. I'd have to go find a picture of them to jog my memory.

[crazycoffey]

Are you God?


No, Makkah is.......

[luv]

I heard he is coming.


Finally, a man who's kind enough to pre-warn you.

[crazycoffey]

Finally, a man who's kind enough to pre-warn you.


him and the pope.....
where are all the other decent guys at?

[luv]

him and the pope.....
where are all the other decent guys at?
I'm not Catholic. What the pope says doesn't exactly affect me.

[crazycoffey]

I'm not Catholic. What the pope says doesn't exactly affect me.


Ok, so only Jesus is decent enough to pre-warn you then.

I wonder if Budha can pre-warn you.......

[Mecca]

You remind me a lot of a guy in Children of Bodom.. I think. I'd have to go find a picture of them to jog my memory.

The Who?

[luv]

Ok, so only Jesus is decent enough to pre-warn you then.

I wonder if Budha can pre-warn you.......
No, but he lets me rub his belly.

[crazycoffey]

The Who?


Keith Moon was a freak.....








http://mud.mm-a6.yimg.com/image/3399036223

[crazycoffey]

No, but he lets me rub his belly.



so will the Pope

[Mr Luzcious]

The Who?

Eh, some metal band. I'm not a big fan of them, but I did see one of their vids recently.

[Darien25]

Post in this thread and I will help you find Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior.

Help me help you.

http://litemind.com/imagens/conteudo/farting-preacher.jpg


This guy is awesome but I think his real calling is selling used cars. Can someone post one of his farting video clips?

[luv]

so will the Pope
How can I when he's always in that bulletproof bubble?

[crazycoffey]

How can I when he's always in that bulletproof bubble?



wow, I would think finding the Buddha would be harder than finding the Pope. Yeah, the Pope has glass around him, but where the hell did you find the Buddha????

[luv]

wow, I would think finding the Buddha would be harder than finding the Pope. Yeah, the Pope has glass around him, but where the hell did you find the Buddha????
He's sitting on top of my desk.

[crazycoffey]

He's sitting on top of my desk.


sweet..... rub his belly for me,
oh and maybe a slap on his ass and the common reach around for me also......

[ChiefaRoo]

Whoever you look like you need a haircut.

[crazycoffey]

Whoever you look like you need a haircut.



and a delousing

[luv]

sweet..... rub his belly for me,
oh and maybe a slap on his ass and the common reach around for me also......
Well, he does fit in my hand, so that shouldn't be too difficult.

[ChiefaRoo]

and a delousing

He does have a bit of a maggot infested hippie look about him. I'd check for VD as well.

[crazycoffey]

Well, he does fit in my hand, so that shouldn't be too difficult.



This might be why I'm a Christian, Jesus could never fit in your hand....

[luv]

and a delousing
Well, I'm gonna guess that Direckshun isn't God. Are you God?

[luv]

This might be why I'm a Christian, Jesus could never fit in your hand....
That might be because the whole world fits in His.

[crazycoffey]

That might be because the whole world fits in His.


hmmmmmm

[Bugeater]

Jesus this thread sucks.