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chiefqueen
07-19-2007, 01:08 PM
An airplane was about to crash. There were 5 passengers on board, but only
4 parachutes -
The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player.
The Lakers need me, and I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and
left the plane.
The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of a former
US President, a NY State Senator and a potential future president.
And I am the smartest woman in American history........so America's people
don't want me to die." She took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.
The 3rd passenger, Ted Kennedy said, "I am a US Senator....the democratic party needs me and my liver still has some good years left." So he grabbed
the pack next to him and jumped.
The 4th passenger, Billy Graham, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old
School girl, "I am old and frail and don't have many
Years left,................and as a Christian I will sacrifice my life and
let you have the last parachute."
The little girl said, "That's okay. There’s a parachute left for
you........America's smartest woman took my school bag."

KC-TBB
07-19-2007, 01:11 PM
:clap: have heard this before with differant people used...always good for a laugh though!