Important donkey fact!

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

According to my copy of Uncle John's Slightly Irregular Bathroom Reader (a wonderful source of screwed up facts), the DONKEY emits the loudest fart of all animals in the animal kingdom.

Why does this come as no surprise? Mike Shanahan emits the smelliest ones to. (that one's not in the book though)

[Mile High Mania]

Slow morning, eh?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Slow morning, eh?
A. This is important stuff man. I wouldn't expect you to understand.

B. Yes.

[The Red Sea]

I for one will sleep much better tonight!

[boogblaster]

Donkey breath is foul also .....