Yanks vs. Royals, Part II

[Coach]

Well, the Royals are gonna need a miracle today, since Scotty Elarton is pitching tonight.

My God have mercy on us....

Tonight's lineups:

New York
J. Damon dh
D. Jeter ss
B. Abreu rf
A. Rodriguez 3b
H. Matsui lf
J. Posada c
R. Cano 2b
A. Phillips 1b
M. Cabrera cf

Kansas City
D. DeJesus cf
M. Grudzielanek 2b
M. Teahen rf
B. Butler dh
R. Gload 1b
R. Sanders lf
A. Gordon 3b
J. Buck c
T. Pena Jr. ss

[tk13]

Has there ever been a game where a team had double-barrel action in the bullpen before the first pitch? If not, tonight should be the first.

[Fish]

Elarton's last 9.5 innings yielded 11 runs....

[Coach]

*Sigh*

[Fish]

Jeez... didn't take long.....

[Coach]

Jeez... didn't take long.....

I take it you decided not to go?

[Fish]

I take it you decided not to go?

He he... I sold my tickets to a lady at work... Yankee fan... told her it was a guaranteed win...

I've got tickets tomorrow now.

[Coach]

He he... I sold my tickets to a lady at work... Yankee fan... told her it was a guaranteed win...

I've got tickets tomorrow now.

That's cool. Where at?

[petegz28]

Well the umps are off to hosing us on calls already

[petegz28]

Jesus Christ Ellarton you suck!

[Coach]

Well the umps are off to hosing us on calls already

Last night was pretty evident of it as well.

[petegz28]

Last night was pretty evident of it as well.


Yes it was. I could even tell from where I was seating.

[Adept Havelock]

While I hate to see a bad loss, perhaps a sufficently painful one could end the Scott Elarton era in Kansas City.

[petegz28]

Game over

[WilliamTheIrish]

JFC...

[Coach]

While I hate to see a bad loss, perhaps a sufficently painful one could end the Scott Elarton era in Kansas City.

Heh, yeah right. If he was getting blasted in Triple A, what makes you think he's going anywhere?

Jesus F**king Christ, I would had cut his ass already if I was Dayton Moore.

[shakesthecat]

I'd really like to hear Moore/Bell's explaination for why a worthless scrub like Elarton is allowed to start a major league game tonight.

What message does this deliver to the young guys on the club?

If you're paid enough, it doesn't matter how bad you preform, we'll play you anyway.

See: Brown, LaRue, MeinkeWTF, Relaford, etc, etc.....

[Coach]

GOD F**KING DAMMIT!

[petegz28]

WTF did we even start this guy?

[petegz28]

I'd really like to hear Moore/Bell's explaination for why a worthless scrub like Elarton is allowed to start a major league game tonight.

What message does this deliver to the young guys on the club?

If you're paid enough, it doesn't matter how bad you preform, we'll play you anyway.

See: Brown, LaRue, MeinkeWTF, Relaford, etc, etc.....


I agree

[Fish]

That's cool. Where at?

113

row 12 I think.

A friend and I will be having a beer in the parking lot if you wanna stop by and shoot the shit before the game...

[petegz28]

Elarton should quit now. Just stop pitching, walk off the field, get his stiff and go home.

[petegz28]

and the ump is squeezing us on top of it all

[Fish]

Can we have Wellemeyer back?

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

You know that's bad....

[Coach]

113

row 12 I think.

A friend and I will be having a beer in the parking lot if you wanna stop by and shoot the shit before the game...

I'd like that, but me and the family are gonna try to get the outfield seats.

Thank god the inning is over. Jesus F**king Christ, the game was over before it even started....

[Fish]

Welcome back Scotty... you ****ing shitbag....

[tk13]

Well on the bright side, everybody only got one at-bat in that inning.

[Coach]

Well on the bright side, everybody only got one at-bat in that inning.

Downside is that the Royals are forced to use their pen earlier than they probably would have liked.

Not to mention that Elarton is probably going to pitch again in the 2nd inning.

[Coach]

I'd really like to hear Moore/Bell's explaination for why a worthless scrub like Elarton is allowed to start a major league game tonight.

What message does this deliver to the young guys on the club?

If you're paid enough, it doesn't matter how bad you preform, we'll play you anyway.

See: Brown, LaRue, MeinkeWTF, Relaford, etc, etc.....

I would too as well. I hold both of them responsible for having Elarton on the roster.

Seriously, if I am a GM and if Elarton was stinking up in Triple A ball (which he was, evidently), I would had kept him in there, or DFA'ed him.

[shakesthecat]

VonneMarie, I apologize for everything I said the other night.

I've really enjoyed being a R's fan the past few weeks, but stupid crap like this reminds me too much of the dark decade.

This should have been Nunez's start, and Elarton should be on waivers after dropping this turd.

[Frazod]

Can we have Wellemeyer back?

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

You know that's bad....

Yes. But only if you take Kip Wells and Tony LaRussa as well. :grr:

[Fish]

Typo in that last stat sheet about pitchers on the screen...

said "Marienrs"......

Ha

[Coach]

Yes. But only if you take Kip Wells and Tony LaRussa as well. :grr:

F**k that. You can keep them both. I'd rather have Sean Thompson back than Elarton.

[tk13]

Downside is that the Royals are forced to use their pen earlier than they probably would have liked.

Not to mention that Elarton is probably going to pitch again in the 2nd inning.
This was almost a guaranteed blow out the bullpen game anyway. At best, facing this lineup, I could've seen Elarton having one of those 4 IP, 4 R, 5 BB, 2 K type games. Worst part is that there's apparently a huge crowd at the game tonight.

[Fish]

You have to admit... that's an impressive Wang....

[Dartgod]

and the ump is squeezing us on top of it all
Good grief, are you already crying about that crap again?

[Coach]

This was almost a guaranteed blow out the bullpen game anyway. At best, facing this lineup, I could've seen Elarton having one of those 4 IP, 4 R, 5 BB, 2 K type games. Worst part is that there's apparently a huge crowd at the game tonight.

That's the point. Why should the Royals trot out Elarton, fully knowingly that he's gonna get bombed?

I'm sure the fans would had liked to see Matt Wright or Billy Buckner a shot. If they got bombed, then at least there is a reason, that it's their first time in the pros, unlike Elarton who has been sucking major goat balls ever since he stepped in the MLB level.

[shakesthecat]

Movie quote trivia time kids

"Mmmm.....it does have a little wang to it"

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I'm afraid to ask what the score is.

[Fish]

I heard Bell on 810 today, and he sounded like he had no confidence in Elarton whatsoever..... pretty much eluded that it will be up to the bullpen...

[Coach]

I'm afraid to ask what the score is.

4-0, Yanks. Top of 2nd.

Plenty more fireworks coming, unfortunately.

[Chiefspants]

Buddy's Scotty is doing accordingly, you wonder how much longer we'll have to put up with this crap?

[KcMizzou]

Keitzman was saying tonight was triple give-away night at the K.

Denny Matthews buttons, pine tar T-shirts, and Elarton will be giving the first few innings to the Yankees.

[tk13]

I'm afraid to ask what the score is.
Don't. Just turn around, and leave this thread forever. You will be the better for it.

[Fish]

Yeah... Bell called him Scotty the whole time.... NNTAWWT....

[shakesthecat]

Good grief, are you already crying about that crap again?

I'm not watching the game, but yeah. Elarton's problem isn't getting squeezed, it's throwing 80mph puss and leaving it over the middle of the plate.

[Coach]

5-0 already.

I really hope the fans in the K boo the hell out of Elarton.

He deserves it .

[Sure-Oz]

I ****ing hate you elarton you peice of shit mother ****er bitch **** cock sucker!!

please score more yankees so this bum can be out of baseball forever!

[petegz28]

Good grief, are you already crying about that crap again?


I am sorry I guess I will pretend it isn't happening..... :cuss:

[Dartgod]

Movie quote trivia time kids

"Mmmm.....it does have a little wang to it"
Dang. I remember the movie. Some guys pissed in the punch at a high school dance, but I can't remember the title. I keep thinking Hollywood Knights, but I don't think that's it.

[Sure-Oz]

IF i was at this game id throw my beer at his ass, no problem getting kicked out

[shakesthecat]

I am sorry I guess I will pretend it isn't happening..... :cuss:

C'mon pete, getting squeezed isn't the problem.

[Coach]

6-0 now.

Just f**king shot me.

[Chiefspants]

Buddy should be fired for putting Elarton in after all this crap, "He was the clear choice." is so Bullcrap, Nunez could have easily started today, Moore needs to step up and give Smelarton the boot. I don't know what excuse Elarton will come up with for his poor performance this time. Maybe another non-existent foot injury. Or he'll just come out that he just plain sucks but him and Buddy are lovers and he'll keep starting as long as Hes giving buddy the shlong.

[Sure-Oz]

this loser can't get 18 year olds out, what makes bell think he can get any major leaguer out, retire you ****!

[Dartgod]

I am sorry I guess I will pretend it isn't happening..... :cuss:
It's NOT happening. That's the problem. Already this inning Elarton has got a strike call on a couple of borderline pitches.

[petegz28]

6-0 and we decide Elarton isn't good enough....why pull him now?

[Coach]

Yeah, I hope they do, Buddy should be fired for putting Elarton in after all this crap, "He was the clear choice." is so Bullcrap, Nunez could have easily started today, Moore needs to step up and give Smelarton the boot. I don't know what excuse Elarton will come up with for his poor performance this time. Maybe another non-existent foot injury. Or he'll just come out that he just plain sucks but him and Buddy are lovers and he'll keep starting as long as Hes giving buddy the shlong.

Hey, Moore is as much guilty as Bell is.

[BWillie]

how the hell do royals sell out on a tuesday?? i know it is yankees but wow. standing room only is even sold out. i was tryin to meet my friends after work and poof. gone. i am walkin back to my car now wonderin how that many people really want arods 500 hr b al l

[Sure-Oz]

Elarton is out now....**** i wanted him to stay in and blow his arm out....

absolutely gave us zero chance to win

[petegz28]

It's NOT happening. That's the problem. Already this inning Elarton has got a strike call on a couple of borderline pitches.


Yes it was ...if you don't agree then I don't give a damn ok?

[Sure-Oz]

how the hell do royals sell out on a tuesday?? i know it is yankees but wow. standing room only is even sold out. i was tryin to meet my friends after work and poof. gone. i am walkin back to my car now wonderin how that many people really want arods 500 hr b al l
It's pine tar bat shirt night....

[Coach]

Elarton is out now....**** i wanted him to stay in and blow his arm out....

absolutely gave us zero chance to win

I hope the fans really boo the hell out of him. I'm not much of a booer, but if there is an exception, it's Scott F**king Elarton.

[Chiefspants]

Hey, Moore is as much guilty as Bell is.

He does have some guilt, but still, Buddy needs to LEAVE!!! He is the only thing holding the Royals back now, Him and smelartons love affair has gone far enough.

[shakesthecat]

Dang. I remember the movie. Some guys pissed in the punch at a high school dance, but I can't remember the title. I keep thinking Hollywood Knights, but I don't think that's it.

Newbomb?

[petegz28]

was this outing any different than any other of Elarton's this year? Minus the win we got for him by scoring a ton of runs that is

[Sure-Oz]

I hope the fans really boo the hell out of him. I'm not much of a booer, but if there is an exception, it's Scott F**king Elarton.
There is absolutely no way this guy should pitch ever again....

he is a joke and the 2nd coming of albie lopez.

[Dartgod]

Elarton is out now....**** i wanted him to stay in and blow his arm out....

absolutely gave us zero chance to win
Yeah, 1-2/3 innings. STELLAR outing Scottie.

Now pack your bags and get the **** out of town. I'll even give you a ride to the airport.

[Fish]

The real loser: Denny Matthews...

His night to be honored into the Hall of Fame, at he has to start it off with 2 innings of Elartonshitness 6-0.

Poor guy.....

[Chiefspants]

Elarton the 0-3 inning pump chump

[Dartgod]

Yes it was ...if you think I'm a dipshit then I don't give a damn ok?
FYP...

[Sure-Oz]

Yeah, 1-2/3 innings. STELLAR outing Scottie.

Now pack your bags and get the **** out of town. I'll even give you a ride to the airport.
It's a joke that this guy was even here to pitch, he got shelled in the minors in rehab, esp the 4 hr game, buddy bell amazes me how stupid he is.

[petegz28]

Oh my God now you are intentionlly walking people when you are donw 6-0 in the 2nd?

[Dartgod]

Newbomb?
So I was right?

[petegz28]

FYP...


Good now you can suck my cock too

[Coach]

*feedback*

Attention shoppers:

Starting tomorrow, as the new door greeter Scotty Elarton will be handing out autographed baseballs to all our valued shoppers. There will also be a blue light special on all Elarton Jerseys.

[shakesthecat]

So I was right?

Yes :clap:

[Dartgod]

Yes :clap:
Woohoo!!

[Dartgod]

Good now you can suck my cock too
Ok, Nancy...

ROFL

[Fish]

Some of you guys aren't drinking enough yet tonight...

This bottle of bargain bourbon is gonna be MVP... no worries...

[petegz28]

Ok, Nancy...

ROFL


That's Mr. Nancy to you... STFU

[petegz28]

My God what is going on? Are we just intimidated by these pricks?

[petegz28]

3 trips to the mound and it isn't even the 3rd inning

[Sure-Oz]

My God what is going on? Are we just intimidated by these pricks?
We gave up knowing elly mae was starting

[Coach]

Walked a goddamn run home.

So f**king embarrasing.

[petegz28]

MOTHER

[Dartgod]

Wow. I can't watch this shit anymore. Maybe I'll see what's on the Lifetime network.

[Sure-Oz]

They've bent over without the vaseline, good lord

[shakesthecat]

Some of you guys aren't drinking enough yet tonight...


Hey pal, I'm drinkin plenty. :BLVD:

[CoMoChief]

Just pathetic.

[petegz28]

Bells' intentional walk really paid off ther eheh? What a dumb ass

[Fish]

The only thing that could save this game...

A drunken George Brett runs on to the field, beats the hell out of the ump, and drags Elarton out of the bullpen and impales him on a bat...

[tk13]

Well, on the bright side, they each only got one at-bat in that inning too.

[Coach]

The only thing that could save this game...

A drunken George Brett runs on to the field, beats the hell out of the ump, and drags Elarton out of the bullpen and impales him on a bat...

Oh man. LMAO.

Make sure he has that pine tar bat that he used on the Yanks. That would be the capper.

[Coach]

Well, on the bright side, they each only got one at-bat in that inning too.

Just..... don't.

The damage has already been done.

[siberian khatru]

I would've left Elarton in for 7 innings, regardless.

I hope Dayton and Buddy are proud of themselves.

[Sure-Oz]

i really hope elarton gets skeeted on after the game by some drunk fan

[petegz28]

I don;t know why we don't have someone up from the minors pitching if we are prepared to tolerate this crap?

[58-4ever]

i really hope elarton gets skeeted on after the game by some drunk fan


ROFL

[Fish]

Well I'll be damned... I think that was a hit guys.....

[Coach]

Finally, a run

[petegz28]

well face saved, no shut out

[Fish]

Hey.... we're on the damn board....

I'll take "Nice hit" for $500 Alex....

[Coach]

Buck grounded out, but another run scores.

7-2.

Still not out of it....

[shakesthecat]

The Yank's bully isn't very good.

We're not quite dead yet.

[Coach]

Amazing! We finally got an out before a base runner got on.

F**king spectactular!

[Fish]

At least our guys are looking at better pitches today... Clemens made them look like fools yesterday swinging at anything...

Not to take anything away from Clemens' mean breaking ball..

[Coach]

Come on guys...

Get one more out so you can get out of this inning w/o giving up any runs.

[petegz28]

ok so we are intentionally walking someone again? last time we di dthat it cost us a run I think...

[VonneMarie]

Buck grounded out, but another run scores.

7-2.

Still not out of it....
Yes the hell we are.

[Coach]

Yes the hell we are.

Hello cupcake! :D

I was beginning to wonder where you were. I would had liked to see your fury aganist Scott Elarton earlier in the game thread.

[Fish]

Elarton's last 10.5 innings yielded 18 runs...

[petegz28]

Ok why didn't this guy start the game?

[Coach]

Thank you. Inning over, and most importantly, no runs score.

Mid 3rd.

[Sure-Oz]

I wonder what car elly drives so i can take a nice steamy scotty on it

[VonneMarie]

Hello cupcake! :D

I was beginning to wonder where you were. I would had liked to see your fury aganist Scott Elarton earlier in the game thread.
That ****ing shitty ass Elarton needs to be released immediately after this ****ing game. He had no ****ing business even starting after his ass got lit up in AAA.

**** I got high blood pressure now... :mad:

[Coach]

That ****ing shitty ass Elarton needs to be released immediately after this ****ing game. He had no ****ing business even starting after his ass got lit up in AAA.

**** I got high blood pressure now... :mad:

LMAO

That's the fesity Vonne I know.

And I agree with your ****ing comments on the ****ing shitty ass Elarton needs to be released immediately after this ****ing game.

[VonneMarie]

Down 7-2 in the ****ing 3rd. Ridiculous.

[beer bacon]

Down 7-2 in the ****ing 3rd. Ridiculous.

Nobody should have expected anything else. It was pretty irresponsible of Buddy to give Elarton another start.

[VonneMarie]

Yeah, I want Bell's stupid ass gone too.

[beer bacon]

Buddy's idiotic loyalty to vet players is starting to remind me of Dick.

[Sure-Oz]

Buddy's idiotic loyalty to vet players is starting to remind of Dick.
scotty will fix it, just like eric hicks

[Coach]

Nobody should have expected anything else. It was pretty irresponsible of Buddy to give Elarton another start.

Sure, but it's also irresponsible for Moore to even consider allowing that happening.

[Deberg_1990]

Buddy's idiotic loyalty to vet players is starting to remind of Dick.

Yea, Dick Howser. He loved good vets though.

[Fish]

especially with a full house against the Yanks...

[Coach]

Yea, Dick Howser. He loved good vets though.

I think he's probably referring to Dick Vermeil, but that's my impression.

[beer bacon]

Sure, but it's also irresponsible for Moore to even consider allowing that happening.

Rumors have been going around that Buddy is gone after this year. Maybe Moore is just giving Buddy enough rope to hang himself.

[Deberg_1990]

On a side note, anyone know how i can get my hands on one of those sweet powder blue throwback T-shirts??

[Hammock Parties]

im officially emberrased... Its happening to us again... This team makes it hard to get excited. Who the ****s idea was it to ****ing start Elarton when he couldnt even get AAA batters our!? That doesn't help the confidence of our younguns, it only swats them down... my ****ing god i hate this shit!!!!!!!!!

[Deberg_1990]

I think he's probably referring to Dick Vermeil, but that's my impression.

I know, was just making a dumb joke....

[Coach]

Rumors have been going around that Buddy is gone after this year. Maybe Moore is just giving Buddy enough rope to hang himself.

Shit, he should be canned right now anyways. Not like we're going to win the division anyways, so what's the point of keeping him around?

I think it'd be a good idea to see if someone can actually manage better than Buddy, even if it has to occur during the mid-to-late season.

[Fish]

On a side note, anyone know how i can get my hands on one of those sweet powder blue throwback T-shirts??

With or without the pinetar turdstain?

[beer bacon]

especially with a full house against the Yanks...

The Royals hyped this game for weeks, and then Bell throws out Elarton. I am sure there were plenty of people on the business side of things in the Royals organization that wanted to throttle Buddy when he they found out about who was starting tonight.

[Coach]

I know, was just making a dumb joke....

I figured you were. I'm just a little PO'ed becuase of what's going on, that's all.

[Coach]

STOP WALKING PEOPLE F**KERS!

[Deberg_1990]

With or without the pinetar turdstain?

without. Your right, that looks awful.

[VonneMarie]

This freaking sucks. :banghead:

[KcMizzou]

im officially emberrased... Its happening to us again... This team makes it hard to get excited. Who the ****s idea was it to ****ing start Elarton when he couldnt even get AAA batters our!? That doesn't help the confidence of our younguns, it only swats them down... my ****ing god i hate this shit!!!!!!!!!That's what's most frustrating about it to me. Everyone in the world who follows baseball knew this was a horrible idea. You'd think they'd want to try to keep a little momentum, and keep the morale high after that great road trip.

Oh well, Meche tomorrow, right?

[beer bacon]

Now Bale can't throw a strike to save his own life. 8 balls in his last nine pitches.

[Coach]

That's what's most frustrating about it to me. Everyone in the world who follows baseball knew this was a horrible idea. You'd think they'd want to try to keep a little momentum, and keep the morale high after that great road trip.

Oh well, Meche tomorrow, right?

Thankfully. Hopefully he can get something going, becuase the previous games aganist the Yanks have been torture.

[Deberg_1990]

Shit, he should be canned right now anyways. Not like we're going to win the division anyways, so what's the point of keeping him around?

I think it'd be a good idea to see if someone can actually manage better than Buddy, even if it has to occur during the mid-to-late season.

But, but.....what about the team cohesion?? what will they do??

LOL

[VonneMarie]

I think we got Meche and Bannister going next, right?

[petegz28]

OMG!!!

[Fish]

Well... I hope Meche can go 7 innings tomorrow... we're hammering the bullpen....

[Coach]

I think we got Meche and Bannister going next, right?

Meche, yes. Bannister, no. I believe it's Dumber (De Rosa)

[beer bacon]

I think we got Meche and Bannister going next, right?

Meche then De La Rosa. The good thing is that the Yankees are throwing out their own version of Scotty Elarton against De La Rosa.

[tk13]

Bad sign when David Riske is coming in after only three official innings of work.

[Hammock Parties]

I think we got Meche and Bannister going next, right?

meche then... De La Rosa..... ****!!!!

[VonneMarie]

Meche, yes. Bannister, no. I believe it's Dumber (De Rosa)
Dumber (De Rosa) I ****ing love that! LMAO

[Coach]

8-2 now.

What a f**king lovely night.

[VonneMarie]

Our BP is done. I hope our next off day is soon.

[shakesthecat]

Impressive....thru 3 innings KC's first 2 pitchers have thrown 109 pitches. Of course less than half were strikes, but that's nitpicking.

[VonneMarie]

They should have left shitty out there to freaking labor. Our BP shouldn't have to go through this. :shake:

[Coach]

Our BP is done. I hope our next off day is soon.

Nope. August 6th (Monday) is the next off-day.

[siberian khatru]

I wonder if Emil Brown can pitch.

[Sure-Oz]

Riske did a good job, too bad a run had to score

[Fish]

Impressive....thru 3 innings KC's first 2 pitchers have thrown 109 pitches. Of course less than half were strikes, but that's nitpicking.

ROFL

But look.... t-shirt... Denny Matthews pin.. huh.... yeah... ALL YOU CAN EAT SEATS!

Just don't bitch about the pitching.....

[VonneMarie]

Ladies and gentlemen, your Kansas City Devil Rays.

[Coach]

Riske did a good job, too bad a run had to score

Under the circumastances, he did.

[Sully]

I wonder if Emil Brown can pitch.
He can, problem is he can't catch when the catcher throws the ball back to him.

[Adept Havelock]

Our BP is done. I hope our next off day is soon.

Monday, Aug 6 and Thr. Aug 23 are the next two off days.

[Coach]

Come on Butler, quit messing around with Wang and take it deep.

[Fish]

All part of Billy's plan... Wang is playing right into his hands...

[Coach]

Good AB by Butler. Was down 0-2, now 3-2.

And of course, Butler struck his own ass out.

[KcMizzou]

Come on Butler, quit messing around with Wang and take it deep.:spock:

[VonneMarie]

That was a ****ing ball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111

[Al Bundy]

I blame this on organization for running Elarton out there, and giving away a game to the Yankees. Hopefully we can just get this game over with and win tomorrow.

[Coach]

Well, so far, it appears that Ross Gload and Reggie Sanders are the only one that showed up today.

[KcMizzou]

I blame this on organization for running Elarton out there, and giving away a game to the Yankees. Hopefully we can just get this game over with and win tomorrow.Yep. The rest of the team never had a chance.

[Fish]

Well, so far, it appears that Ross Gload and Reggie Sanders are the only one that showed up today.

Grudz and Gload were the only ones yesterday.. I honestly think the younger guys are a little intimidated...

Meche won't be intimidated though...

[Deberg_1990]

Im still blame Baird.

Damnit Allard!!!!

[KcMizzou]

Grudz and Gload were the only ones yesterday.. I honestly think the younger guys are a little intimidated...

Meche won't be intimidated though...That was one theory on the radio today. Supposedly Clemens was intimidating. I can understand that... of course, he's not nearly what he once was.

[Coach]

Eat it, Jeter!

[beer bacon]

Gordon appears to be firing on all cylinders.

[Coach]

Come on Buck, you really need to ****ing impale that ****ing ball out over the ****ing left field wall.

[beer bacon]

I fully expect Buck to strike out in this situation. He will wait to his HR until there is nobody on base.

[Fish]

That was one theory on the radio today. Supposedly Clemens was intimidating. I can understand that... of course, he's not nearly what he once was.

They played badly in just about all areas yesterday though... defense had some really stupid moments, base running sucked...

At least tonight we're making good contact off a pretty damn good pitcher.... . . Wang.............

[Deberg_1990]

of course, he's not nearly what he once was.

hes doesnt need to be. Hes a walking living legend. Especially to a young 1st or 2nd year player...

[Coach]

*sigh*

Brillant job there Buck. :shake:

[VonneMarie]

I fully expect Buck to strike out in this situation. He will wait to his HR until there is nobody on base.
I think 14 of his 16 homers are solos. LMAO

[Fish]

... and then Buck dribbles one to the pitcher... kiss my ass..

[beer bacon]

My parents are on vacation. They gave me their season tickets for tonights game. I got off work and checked to make sure I knew where the tickets were. It turns out they were actually tickets for last night's game. I was so happy I didn't have to see Scotty Elarton pitch.

[KcMizzou]

hes doesnt need to be. Hes a walking living legend. Especially to a young 1st or 2nd year player...Yep... you know guys like Gordon and Butler can't help but think, "Holy shit! I'm batting against The ****in' Rocket!!!

It's just human nature... esp. if your life's been devoted to baseball.

[Coach]

LOL @ Denny Matthews. He thought the game was in the 8th inning.

I don't blame him. Most of us wish it was already.

[Coach]

My parents are on vacation. They gave me their season tickets for tonights game. I was pretty happy when I got off work, and I checked to make sure I knew where the tickets were. It turns out they were actually tickets for last night's game. I was so happy I didn't have to see Elarton pitch.

The real happy person is KC Fish. He wisefully sold off the tickets, and bought tomorrows game.

However, alnorth, I can't say good things about him since he's at the game. I'm sure he's really suffering through the carnage.

[Sully]

... and then Buck dribbles one to the pitcher... kiss my ass..
Dynamite drop-in, Monte! Those broadcasting classes are really paying off!
ROFL

[beer bacon]

The real happy person is KC Fish. He wisefully sold off the tickets, and bought tomorrows.

However, alnorth, I can't say good things about him. I'm sure he's really suffering through the carnage.

My brother is moving to Louisville tomorrow. He spent all day packing, and now he is at the K watching this game. The poor guy.

[VonneMarie]

Somebody shoot me

[Coach]

My brother is moving to Louisville tomorrow. He spent all day packing, and now he is at the K watching this game. The poor guy.

Might as well go ahead and move already.

[Coach]

Remember, fans, Thursday is Die Hard Night. Free admission for anyone who was actually alive the last time the Royals won the pennant.

[VonneMarie]

Remember, fans, Thursday is Die Hard Night. Free admission for anyone who was actually alive the last time the Royals won the pennant.
I was a 1 year old. Score!!!!!!!!!!

[BWillie]

Remember, fans, Thursday is Die Hard Night. Free admission for anyone who was actually alive the last time the Royals won the pennant.

Are you serious? Is this some sort of sick joke?

[Deberg_1990]

Remember, fans, Thursday is Die Hard Night. Free admission for anyone who was actually alive the last time the Royals won the pennant.


hahaha.....whats funny is, if they re-made that movie today, the Royals would be one of the best teams to choose for that.

22 years and no playoffs. That has to be one of the longest currently running droughts in all of pro sports doesnt it??

[VonneMarie]

C'mon, strike this punk out!

[Fish]

Yeah know... Riske handled that inning very well.....

[Sure-Oz]

Riske is doing well

[VonneMarie]

Got something going here. Two on and one out...

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

That has to be one of the longest currently running droughts in all of pro sports doesnt it??
1908 since the Cubs won the WS.

[Fish]

It's a run... keep it going.....

[Deberg_1990]

1908 since the Cubs won the WS.


I said no playoffs. Not no titles.

[VonneMarie]

1908 since the Cubs won the WS.
Since the playoffs.

[beer bacon]

Sac fly brings in a run.

[VonneMarie]

Gload sucks.

[Fish]

Hell yeah.... and shit....

[Sure-Oz]

damn why is butler trying 1st to 3rd, grudz looked disgusted, never ****ing run yourself out of an inning!

[VonneMarie]

Awww...

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I said no playoffs. Not no titles.
I know. I was just trying to make it look better for KC.

:)

[gblowfish]

Did I mention I hate the Yankees with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns?

Just wanted to mention that.

[Deberg_1990]

I know. I was just trying to make it look better for KC.

:)


haha..nice try.

Honestly, i would like to find out where the Royals stand with that. There cant be too many other teams in all American Pro sports with a 22 year current playoff drought.

Heck, even the Arizonia Cards and LA Clippers have made the playoffs in fairly recent years...

[petegz28]

Did I mention I hate the Yankees with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns?

Just wanted to mention that.


It's a shame one of the greatest teams in baseball history is also one of the primary teams who have ruined baseball.

[petegz28]

Could Splitorff and Davis be any more on the Yanks jock?

[Pitt Gorilla]

Does anyone know why they ran Elerton out there? Everything that I've seen indicates that he would get shelled. Did they expect a different outcome?

[VonneMarie]

Damn, it's only the 6th inning.

[KcMizzou]

Does anyone know why they ran Elerton out there? Everything that I've seen indicates that he would get shelled. Did they expect a different outcome?I don't think anyone has an explanation for it.

[Deberg_1990]

Does anyone know why they ran Elerton out there?

Because he serviced Buddy with some man love last night??


Who knows....

[beer bacon]

I hope Johnny Damon gets Super AIDS.

[VonneMarie]

**** you, Damon!

[Eleazar]

I don't think anyone has an explanation for it.

I think they used the Odalis Perez calculus.

[VonneMarie]

Bottom 6th coming up.

[VonneMarie]

Where is Coach? How manly is it to skip out on your own thread.

The loser. :harumph:

[petegz28]

ERROR on A-Rod

[KcMizzou]

I'd crap myself (pull a Phobia?) if we screwed around and won this game.

[VonneMarie]

I'd crap myself (pull a Phobia?) if we screwed around and won this game.
Nevermind.

[Coach]

Where is Coach? How manly is it to skip out on your own thread.

The loser. :harumph:

Ha ha ha. No, I had some errands that I had to do. At least I was listening to the game on the radio.

Would be nice to get back in the ****ing game.

[Fish]

You suck Wang!

[VonneMarie]

Ha ha ha. No, I had some errands that I had to do. At least I was listening to the game on the radio.

Would be nice to get back in the ****ing game.
You don't run errands when you're in charge of a thread. :shake:

[Coach]

You don't run errands when you're in charge of a thread. :shake:

Heh, you'll get over it. :p

[teedubya]

yeah, get ready... for continual suckage.

[VonneMarie]

I completely crushed because Coach left us all alone.

:(

[Coach]

I completely crushed because Coach left us all alone.

:(

:rolleyes:


:p

[VonneMarie]

Our BP is done. Who hasn't pitched in this game?

[KcMizzou]

Our BP is done. Who hasn't pitched in this game?Greinke?

He can eat innings... he's used to it..

I'd rather save him though.

[Coach]

Our BP is done. Who hasn't pitched in this game?

Soria and Dotel comes to mind.

[Coach]

Greinke?

He already pitched.

[VonneMarie]

Greinke?
He pitched.

Soria and Dotel comes to mind.
But they suck.

[KcMizzou]

He already pitched.Ok... just following the game thread and the tracker while watchin a movie.

[KcMizzou]

He pitched.


But they suck.Soria sucks!?!

:spank:

[VonneMarie]

Soria sucks!?!
Yeah, the Tiggers scored on him. He's no good now.

[Coach]

He pitched.


But they suck.

I disagree cupcake. Soria doesn't necessarly suck, since his ERA is 2.34 and his WHIP is 1.06.

[Coach]

Yeah, the Tiggers scored on him. He's no good now.

Big whop. At least he didn't give up six runs in 1.2 innings.

[KcMizzou]

Yeah, the Tiggers scored on him. He's no good now.I see.
:)

[VonneMarie]

I disagree cupcake. Soria doesn't necessarly suck, since his ERA is 2.34 and his WHIP is 1.06.
1) What's with the cupcake name. Are we dating? :p

2) I was totally joking...

[VonneMarie]

Big whop. At least he didn't give up six runs in 1.2 innings.
Whoever did that, needs to go.

[Coach]

1) What's with the cupcake name. Are we dating? :p

2) I was totally joking...

Heh, no. I just refer you to that, that's all. Just like I call Perez and De Rosa, Dumb and Dumber.

As for the joking thing, I kinda figuerd you were, but again, it's kinda hard to tell people's sarcasim over this little magic box that we call "computers."

[Chiefspants]

I left two hours ago from here and I come back and we are just past the 7th inning stretch

[VonneMarie]

Heh, no. I just refer you to that, that's all. Just like I call Perez and De Rosa, Dumb and Dumber.

As for the joking thing, I kinda figuerd you were, but again, it's kinda hard to tell people's sarcasim over this little magic box that we call "computers."
Dude, it's ok. I know you're crushing on me. It's cool.

Everyone can tell when people are joking. It's called joking.

[Coach]

Dude, it's ok. I know you're crushing on me. It's cool.

Everyone can tell when people are joking. It's called joking.

Eh, you don't want me anyways. I look like this guy.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Funnies/Eddie.jpg

[VonneMarie]

1st and 3rd with two outs. What will happen? Let's find out.

[KcMizzou]

Eh, you don't want me anyways. I look like this guy.

Shitter's full!

[Coach]

Anyways, back to the game, looks like the Royals got somethin brewing.

Runners on corners, 2 outs.