Ok Guys here is your chance Jessica Alba is single

[dirk digler]

except for gochiefs.


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JESSICA ALBA IS SINGLE
Jessica Alba is rather attractive, so it can only be good news now that she's single for the first time in more than two years. Us Magazine says:

After two-and-a-half years together, Jessica Alba and Cash Warren have split. The 26-year-old actress broke up with Warren, a 28-year-old producer, last week over the phone, sources tell Usmagazine.com.
Sources tell Us that Alba, who was abroad over the weekend promoting Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, called Warren on July 22 and told him, "I'm not in love with you anymore."
Within hours, Alba had dispatched an assistant to the L.A. home they shared to pack up Warren's belongings and move him out.

Wow, that seems harsh, but since I'm not Cash Warren, I don't really care. I'm not here to help. I'm about me, baby, and it's time to start looking out for number 1! Jessica Alba is single, which means I'm on the prowl! Like a tiger! A tiger with a fake badge and cop uniform, telling her she needs to come with me. "You've got the right to remain satisfied, baby!"

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Hey Jessica... I have room in my life for you. (making that holding a phone motion with my hand and mouthing "call me")

[Demonpenz]

sweet I have had my note ready since 8th grade. Time to find it and give it too her!

Queue up sixpence non the richer kiss me

[El Jefe]

Queue up sixpence non the richer kiss me


ROFL ROFL. She is very attractive though, good luck to those who even have a chance with her, which is not many.

[ROYC75]

I'm too old and not single anymore, so I can dream about it.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

good luck to those who even have a chance with her, which is not many.
Thank you.

[Eleazar]

Hottest woman on earth

[Eric]

Dane Mccloud thinks she's a 7.

[dirk digler]

Hottest woman on earth

Definitely.

[Priest4Prez]

Hope she likes younger guys............

[ChiefsCountry]

I will tell you guys how my date went with her.. :p

[DJJasonp]

I'm not a comic geek or fanboy...but now it might be worth going to comic-con here in San Diego this weekend since she's making an appearance there.

So you're saying there's a chance....

[Chiefs Pantalones]

I would leave my girlfriend for her.

that's mean, no I wouldn't.

[Simply Red]

Dane Mccloud is Brad Pitt.

:shake: fuggin n00bs :shake:

[dirk digler]

I would leave my girlfriend for her.

that's mean, no I wouldn't.

The question would be would you cheat on your girlfriend or spouse for one night with her.

I probably would though I don't know if it would be worth it for just 5 minutes. :)

[L.A. Chieffan]

Que the "Lohan Downward spiral into oblivion" phase.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I called her. I'm taking her to a club and then to do some pole sitting on Friday. You guys can go back to your lives now.

[dirk digler]

http://64.111.216.18/ul/1716-alba9.jpg

[El Jefe]

:p

[El Jefe]

The question would be would you cheat on your girlfriend or spouse for one night with her.

I probably would though I don't know if it would be worth it for just 5 minutes. :)



I would, and I wouldnt even think twice about it.....................probably because I am single LOL.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

:p
Back off my girlfriend.



:mad:

[Priest4Prez]

she's probably a donks fan.

[BIG_DADDY]

Hey Jessica... I have room in my life for you. (making that holding a phone motion with my hand and mouthing "call me")

OK this remindes me od a joke

Phildo, Parker and Beer Me were driving down the road one day when they have a horrible accident and die. The next thing you know they are in a giant chamber with 3 doors. Suddenly one of the doors opens and there stood an extremely ugly woman about 5 foot tall with tons of body hair, no teeth, smelling like rotten corpse. The voice of Satan was heard "Phildo you have sinned and must spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman" then a group of demons grabbed him and led him off to his torment. The other two were shocked hoping this was not the same fate that awaited them. Suddenly a 2nd door opened only to reveal an even worse example of womanhood gone bad. She stood nearly 7 feet tall with flies buzzing around her head. The voice of Satan was heard again. "Parker, you have sinned and must spend all of eternity in bed with this woman” then a band of demons grabbed the screaming Parker and led him off to his torment. Beer Me began to cry at what seemed to be inevitable. Suddenly the 3rd door opened and there was Jessica Alba laying butt naked. Beer Me was elated. Then the voice of Satan was heard again, “Jessica you have sinned”

[Redrum_69]

Jessica Simpson and Jessica Biel are hotter

[DaneMcCloud]

Jessica Simpson and Jessica Biel are hotter

Biel yes, Simpson, no, at least not for me. Can't get past the butt-chin.

[dirk digler]

OK this remindes me od a joke

Phildo, Parker and Beer Me were driving down the road one day when they have a horrible accident and die. The next thing you know they are in a giant chamber with 3 doors. Suddenly one of the doors opens and there stood an extremely ugly woman about 5 foot tall with tons of body hair, no teeth, smelling like rotten corpse. The voice of Satan was heard "Phildo you have sinned and must spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman" then a group of demons grabbed him and led him off to his torment. The other two were shocked hoping this was not the same fate that awaited them. Suddenly a 2nd door opened only to reveal an even worse example of womanhood gone bad. She stood nearly 7 feet tall with flies buzzing around her head. The voice of Satan was heard again. "Parker, you have sinned and must spend all of eternity in bed with this woman” then a band of demons grabbed the screaming Parker and led him off to his torment. Beer Me began to cry at what seemed to be inevitable. Suddenly the 3rd door opened and there was Jessica Alba laying butt naked. Beer Me was elated. Then the voice of Satan was heard again, “Jessica you have sinned”

LMAO

ROFL

[dirk digler]

Biel yes, Simpson, no, at least not for me. Can't get past the butt-chin.

Yep. Jessica Biel is so freaking hot.

[Priest4Prez]

OK this remindes me od a joke

Phildo, Parker and Beer Me were driving down the road one day when they have a horrible accident and die. The next thing you know they are in a giant chamber with 3 doors. Suddenly one of the doors opens and there stood an extremely ugly woman about 5 foot tall with tons of body hair, no teeth, smelling like rotten corpse. The voice of Satan was heard "Phildo you have sinned and must spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman" then a group of demons grabbed him and led him off to his torment. The other two were shocked hoping this was not the same fate that awaited them. Suddenly a 2nd door opened only to reveal an even worse example of womanhood gone bad. She stood nearly 7 feet tall with flies buzzing around her head. The voice of Satan was heard again. "Parker, you have sinned and must spend all of eternity in bed with this woman” then a band of demons grabbed the screaming Parker and led him off to his torment. Beer Me began to cry at what seemed to be inevitable. Suddenly the 3rd door opened and there was Jessica Alba laying butt naked. Beer Me was elated. Then the voice of Satan was heard again, “Jessica you have sinned”
ROFL I hope something like that happens to me when I die, being that i am a good boy ROFL

[kepp]

OK this remindes me od a joke

Phildo, Parker and Beer Me were driving down the road one day when they have a horrible accident and die. The next thing you know they are in a giant chamber with 3 doors. Suddenly one of the doors opens and there stood an extremely ugly woman about 5 foot tall with tons of body hair, no teeth, smelling like rotten corpse. The voice of Satan was heard "Phildo you have sinned and must spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman" then a group of demons grabbed him and led him off to his torment. The other two were shocked hoping this was not the same fate that awaited them. Suddenly a 2nd door opened only to reveal an even worse example of womanhood gone bad. She stood nearly 7 feet tall with flies buzzing around her head. The voice of Satan was heard again. "Parker, you have sinned and must spend all of eternity in bed with this woman” then a band of demons grabbed the screaming Parker and led him off to his torment. Beer Me began to cry at what seemed to be inevitable. Suddenly the 3rd door opened and there was Jessica Alba laying butt naked. Beer Me was elated. Then the voice of Satan was heard again, “Jessica you have sinned”
ROFL I almost chucked my lasagna back up.

[Priest4Prez]

It sounds like a possible porno

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Jessica Simpson and Jessica Biel are hotter
Beil... yes. I'll break up with Jessie if if that Jessie becomes available.

[Priest4Prez]

I'll take a 2 4 1 deal. 2 of them and 1 of me

[GoHuge]

I heard she was all up on NASCAR driver Kasey Kahne a while back. She can get all up on me anytime. That bitch is BAD!

[BIG_DADDY]

just because