Virgins: What sins have you committed today?

[Redrum_69]

....Hootie?


.......Darth Gochiefs?

[StcChief]

The 72 won't chime in here, they are waiting in Islam's heaven.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

If Hootie is a virgin that explains a shit ton.

[The Red Sea]

I came in here hoping to read some good stuff..but nope.

C'mon you Virgins entertain us!!

As crazy as this sounds I do have a younger friend whos getting married next Saturday BOTH bride & Groom are Virgins.
At least thats what Shes telling him.

And NO their not complete Geeks or anything just two people that somehow someway saved themselves till marriage.
Hes into sports shes into Gaming.
I take it back a little bit geeky but NICE people...I work with the groom.

Hes taken his share of Ball busting over the yrs to be sure & now the moments at hand..literaly.

I was busting him today wishing him the best of luck & hope he has a FUN time that night.
I asked him if his grandmother was still alive...he said no..why?
I said once you begin to have intercourse..about 30 seconds into it just think about your Grandmother ...it MIGHT buy you 3 more minutes.