Carl Peterson

[Sanka]

When the hell does this clowns contract finally run out, so he can finally retire and I could be happier?

[crazycoffey]

uhhh, so you work with BeerMe?

[Planetman]

Never. He's an undead and he can't be killed. Enjoy your coffee.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

uhhh, so you work with BeerMe?
Wha?

[Sanka]

Never. He's an undead and he can't be killed. Enjoy your coffee.
:doh!: :shake:

DAMMIT CARL! :cuss:

[Eleazar]

A noob spouting "Damnit Carl! :cuss:". Something is not as it appears. :hmmm:

[Planetman]

A noob spouting "Damnit Carl! :cuss:". Something is not as it appears. :hmmm:
One only need be here an hour or so before catching on to that one ... or did a squirrel eat your brain? :D

[Priest4Prez]

Under CP:
1. 133 straight sellout games
2. Since being hired by the chiefs, they have a .723 record at home, the best in the NFL in that span
3. And he has some sweet shades
4. But, only 1 playoff win (I think, I'm don't remember when they actually won a playoff game)

[Otter]

In the early days of Chiefsplanet, before we were aware of Carl's undead status, we tried to exterminate Carl through an unfortunate sky diving accident but apparently he's in Transylvania from May to early June visiting relatives.

We then attempted to break into castle and behead him, stuff his mouth full of garlic and drive a wooden stake through his heart but hitsmage bought elephant garlic instead of the regular stuff.

Since then we've just become complacent.

[htismaqe]

In the early days of Chiefsplanet, before we were aware of Carl's undead status, we tried to exterminate Carl through an unfortunate sky diving accident but apparently he's in Transylvania from May to early June visiting relatives.

We then attempted to break into castle and behead him, stuff his mouth full of garlic and drive a wooden stake through his heart but hitsmage bought elephant garlic instead of the regular stuff.

Since then we've just become complacent.

It wasn't my fault.

[Messier]

Under CP:
1. 133 straight sellout games
2. Since being hired by the chiefs, they have a .723 record at home, the best in the NFL in that span
3. And he has some sweet shades
4. But, only 1 playoff win (I think, I'm don't remember when they actually won a playoff game)


Actually two playoff wins.

[Messier]

I was wrong, three wins.

[crazycoffey]

Wha?



I thought the post read like someone who was drinking at work.....

[BigRedChief]

Under CP:
1. 133 straight sellout games
2. Since being hired by the chiefs, they have a .723 record at home, the best in the NFL in that span
3. And he has some sweet shades
4. But, only 1 playoff win (I think, I'm don't remember when they actually won a playoff game)
You want stats? I'll give you stats!
The Chiefs have great regular season records and but what about the playoffs? The historical facts about the results on the field can't be denied.
<LI class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in">The fans of KC have sold out every game since the early 90's <LI class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in">Season Ticket Prices are up over 200% above normal inflation increases during King Carl's rein <LI class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in">King Carl has the longest rein in the NFL as GM, 17 years <LI class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in">Every team in the AFC West (including a former team, the Seahawks) has been to a Super Bowl during King Carl's rein, but us <LI class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in">No playoff apperances in 8 out of the last 9 years. <LI class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in">No playoff wins since 1994 (Average ticket Price = $26.83). Only the Lions and Bengals have waited longer for a NFL playoff win than the Chiefs. Even the Arizona Cardinals have won a playoff game during that time. Average ticket price in 2006 = $72.56 <LI class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in">The only AFC team with less playoff wins than the Chiefs since their last Superbowl appearance is the expansion Houston Texans. <LI class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in">13-3 with home field advantage in the playoffs three times and did nothing but lose their first game. <LI class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in">Since 1996-97 we have not had back to back winning seasons. <LI class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in">4 Head Coaches during King Carl's reinI know that King Carl is not going anywhere. But when Marty left I felt he was still a good coach but it was time for him to move on. It is time for King Carl to voluntarily move on.

The Record
1989 9-7 (The Marty and King Carl era begins)
1990 11-5 (Lost in the 1st round of the playoffs)
1991 10-6 (Lost in the WC round of the playoffs)
1992 10-6 (Lost in the WC round of the playoffs)
1993 11-5 (Lost in the Divisional round, Montana and Allen era begins)
1994 9-7 (Lost in the AFC championship game. Montana retires)
1995 13-3 (HFA. Lost in the Divisional round. Bono 3 int’s. 3 missed FG’s)
1996 9-7 (No playoffs)
1997 13-3 (HFA. Lost in the Divisional round to the Broncos. Allen retires.)
1998 7-9 (No playoffs.Gannon to the Raiders. Marty Era is over)
1999 9-7 (Gunther era begins. Needed to beat Oakland at home in the final game. Up 17-0. Lost)
2000 7-9 (No playoffs. Gunn is fired)
2001 6-10 (No playoffs. DV era begins)
2002 8-8 (No playoffs)
2003 13-3 (HFA. Lost in the Divisional round. Never forced a punt)
2004 7-9 (No playoffs)
2005 10-6 (No playoffs. DV retires)
2006 9-7 (Herm era begins. Lost in the WC round of the playoffs)

Chiefs under Marty were 104-49
Gun’s Record 16-16
DV’s Record 44-36
Herm’s Record 9-7
Chiefs after Marty are 69-59

King Carl’s regular season record during his rein under 4 different HC and 19 years = 173-135

King Carl’s post season record during his rein under 4 different HC and 19 years = 3-9 (All playoff wins were with Joe Montana at QB 93-94)

[Messier]

King Carl’s post season record during his rein under 4 different HC and 19 years = 3-9 (All playoff wins were with Joe Montana at QB 93-94)[/font][/size]

No, they won a playoff game with Steve Deberg. 1991.

[Otter]

Rep to BigRedChief

[Skip Towne]

Carl is a fine GM who has done a great job of fleecing Chiefs fans. His motto is "If He didn't want 'em sheared, He wouldn't have made 'em sheep."

[htismaqe]

No, they won a playoff game with Steve Deberg. 1991.

Yep. Beat the Raiders. I remember it most because Nick Bell played for the Raiders and it was the only time I ever remember rooting against him...

[FAX]

According to the Mayans, his tenure expires on 2012, Mr. Sanka.

FAX

[orange]

A bit of correction is in order:

...
Since 1996-97 we have not had back to back winning seasons.
...
2005 10-6 (No playoffs. DV retires)
2006 9-7 (Herm era begins. Lost in the WC round of the playoffs)
...

[Bearcat2005]

No playoff apperances in 8 out of the last 9 years.


Thats inaccurate as well, last year and year 3 under the DV administration. So in 7 out of 9, which makes it alot better. :rolleyes:

[Priest4Prez]

Rot in hell Carl Peterson, you selfish son of a bitch. Pay the ****ing cry baby money so we don't have to put up with this LJ story shit anymore. **** u Carl Peterson.

[DaneMcCloud]

No, they won a playoff game with Steve Deberg. 1991.

Really? The Chiefs lost 16-17 to Miami that year.

[Deberg_1990]

Really? The Chiefs lost 16-17 to Miami that year.


That was the year before. Jan of 91 after the 1990 season.

He beat the Raiders in the playoffs the next year after the 91 season.

[Priest4Prez]

thread closed

[Mojo Rising]

When CP signed his last extension the plan was that it would be his last. Apparently, he is grooming his replacement.

This is not good for KC.

The only way that ownership can demonstrate that they are sick of mediocrity and want a Championship would be to fire CP and hire a new GM and be very involved with driving success in the franchise.

Before CP there was Steadman. He is a prominent member of the ring of fame. For what? I remember my Dad's "Dump Steadman" shirt when he was at the helm.

Lamar wanted to be a part of the NFL bad. He had a rich Dad that was willing to fund his dream.

After he accomplished that goal, he then focused on soccer. He was going to be the maverick that brought soccer to the US just like he broke into the NFL.

This attempt was at the cost of the Chiefs. Soccer tore up our field and the Chiefs have been consistently under the cap. They are a cash cow.

Early indications are that Clark is not going to change things. The Green issue (although I agree with their goal) could have been managed much better. The LJ episode is playing out just like every other CP contract issue.

I didn't mention that our #1 draft pick is not in camp.

I suspect that CP is bonused on the overall profit of the club. Ownership has to be held responsible.

If ownership is doing all that they can do, and CP is the problem. Why aren't they smart enough to fire him?

We blame CP for the Jenkins, Siavii talent selection...why not blame Hunt for the CP talent selection?

[DaneMcCloud]

I suspect that CP is bonused on the overall profit of the club. Ownership has to be held responsible.

If ownership is doing all that they can do, and CP is the problem. Why aren't they smart enough to fire him?

We blame CP for the Jenkins, Siavii talent selection...why not blame Hunt for the CP talent selection?

I've said this time and time again, it's all on the ownership.

If the ownership mandates that the GM puts a competitive team on the field, year in and year out, CP is doing an excellent job.

If the mandate is to win championships, then the GM is doing a lousy job.

So what's the mandate from ownership? :rolleyes:

[Deberg_1990]

So what's the mandate from ownership? :rolleyes:


"But what Peterson has done — I think better than anyone in sports — is convince everyone that his mediocre teams are actually good and promising. How? He has kept the Chiefs from having one of those comical 3-13 seasons. He has always found players with star quality — Derrick Thomas to Joe Montana to Marcus Allen to Tony Gonzalez to Priest Holmes to Larry Johnson. And the Chiefs have just missed the playoffs enough times to keep everybody coming back for more."

Joe Posnanski, KC Star

[Chiefspants]

According to the Mayans, his tenure expires on 2012, Mr. Sanka.

FAX

Hooray!!!

[gblowfish]

Dear Greatest Fans in the NFL:

I've just got a couple years left on my contract I negotiated with Lamar before he passed.

Part of my compensation is based on profitability of the Kansas City Chiefs.

A big part.

When my time is done, I'll give myself a helluva going away party, perhaps name the stadium after myself.

Then I'm going to take my millions earned here in the greatest NFL market in the country, and accept that ambassadorship to Scotland.

My parachute is golden, baby.

Your Pal,
Carl "Delano" Peterson
LTGMIPS

[PinkFloyd]

Royals will win another World Series before the Chiefs EVER win another Super Bowl...

[orange]

When CP signed his last extension the plan was that it would be his last. Apparently, he is grooming his replacement.

This is not good for KC.

...

It's going to be Peterson flunky Terry Bradway. He's already put in a down payment on the job:

"The Kansas City Chiefs cleared the way for Herman Edwards to become their new coach, agreeing Friday to a compensation deal with the New York Jets.
The Chiefs would give the Jets a surprisingly low fourth-round pick if they hire Edwards, who has ties to the team and general manager Carl Peterson. Because Edwards was still under contract with the Jets, the Chiefs needed to give up something to get him."

...

"The Jets and general manager Terry Bradway are certain to be criticized for getting only a midlevel pick for giving up their coach.

When the Chiefs hired Vermeil in 2000 they were forced to give St. Louis a second- and third-round pick even though he had retired after leaving the Rams.

The Raiders received two No. 1s, two No. 2s and $8 million from the Tampa Bay for Jon Gruden and New England got picks in the first four rounds from the Jets for Bill Parcells."

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/football/nfl/jets/2006-01-06-edwards-chiefs_x.htm



Can there be any doubt?

[HemiEd]

According to the Mayans, his tenure expires on 2012, Mr. Sanka.

FAX

December 21st IIRC.

[beavis]

Royals will win another World Series before the Chiefs EVER win another Super Bowl...
You know, just a year a go I would have laughed at this statement...

[htismaqe]

ROFL

Carl Peterson kicked my dog!