Bonds batting to tie record

[the Talking Can]

right now

[the Talking Can]

against Dontrel Willis (?)



flys out


nevermind

[FAX]

For a good batter, try

3 eggs, separate egg whites
1 1/2 sticks butter
1 1/2 c. sugar
1 c. milk
2 1/2 c. flour

Beat egg whites and add 1/2 cup sugar. Sit aside. Then cream together 1 cup sugar and butter. Add egg yolks. Then add egg whites, flour and milk.

FAX

[|Zach|]

Time/Servings

Total Time: 1 hr 10 mins

Active Time: 30 mins

Makes: 10 servings
Ingredients
For the shrimp stock:

* 2 pounds large shell-on shrimp
* 4 cups water

For the gumbo base:

* 1/4 cup vegetable oil
* 1 pound fresh okra, cut into 1/2-inch-thick slices
* 6 ounces tasso ham, medium dice (about 1 heaping cup)
* 2 medium yellow onions, medium dice
* 3 medium garlic cloves, minced
* 1 (28-ounce) can diced tomatoes
* 1 bay leaf
* 1 teaspoon cayenne pepperhttp://www.chow.com/assets/2007/04/gumboshrimp_290.50.jpg

[Bowser]

She sells sea shells down by the sea shore.

[FAX]

Ever had a blueberry dumpling?

I've been dreaming of blueberry dumplings on and off for a couple of weeks. I've never had one and I don't know if anybody ever made one, but I'd sure like a nice, hot, tangy blueberry dumpling right about now.

FAX

[Thig Lyfe]

What is tonight's color commentator Mr. Hershiser's favorite thing to do with his wife?

Orel sex.

[JBucc]

Bonds batting to tie recordA fastball to the knee might fix that.

[Deberg_1990]

Well this thread is the suck

[the Talking Can]

I hope bonds blows out his knee while hitting a fly ball to the warning track...his career ending 1 home run short...

[kcxiv]

****ing shit. I live in Central California 2 hours from S.F and the game is blocked out on my espn.

[FAX]

Well this thread is the suck

Well, I take it that's a "no", Mr. Deberg_1990.

Ever see a steeplechase? Did you know it's against the international rules of steeplechase for the groundskeepers to fill in all the gopher holes in the course? I think that's terrible because a horse can trip in a gopher hole.

FAX

[Thig Lyfe]

I hope bonds blows out his knee while hitting a fly ball to the warning track...his career ending 1 home run short...

That would be pretty amazing.

[FAX]

Ever listen to the lyrics, "Boom acka-lacka lacka boom" backwards?

It sounds almost the same.

FAX

[the Talking Can]

Bonds coming up again


wonder how much the ball will be worth...it's like a lottery ticket flying into the outfield bleachers..

[the Talking Can]

3-1

[PinkFloyd]

Hope he gets hit in his melon sized head..

[Iowanian]

I'd like to see him intentionally walked every at bat the entire rest of his career...or plinked.

[the Talking Can]

walk

crowd booing

[PinkFloyd]

I like that Willis pitcher for the Marlins... He's got some fire in his game...

[FAX]

Did you know that the word "bat" comes from the Old English or Celtic word, "batt"?

FAX

[Chiefspants]

I can't stand bonds, his cockyness, him being on roids. I'd never thought I'd root for a Yankee, but I hope A-rod Kills his record...

[Logical]

Ever had a blueberry dumpling?

I've been dreaming of blueberry dumplings on and off for a couple of weeks. I've never had one and I don't know if anybody ever made one, but I'd sure like a nice, hot, tangy blueberry dumpling right about now.

FAXIs not sex with blueberry dumplings illegal in your state Mr. FAX, perhaps you should settle for Angelina Jolie?

[PinkFloyd]

I can't stand bonds, his cockyness, him being on roids. I'd never thought I'd root for a Yankee, but I hope A-rod Kills his record...

I'm with you on this... ANYONE who is not an asshat will be fine with me...

[FAX]

Ever notice how, at Barnes and Nobel, they still offer customer service in the self-help section?

FAX

[Thig Lyfe]

Dontrelle Willis is my hero.

[Thig Lyfe]

Bonds coming up again


wonder how much the ball will be worth...it's like a lottery ticket flying into the outfield bleachers..

I would throw it back. I would have the reputation of being a badass forever. I'd also probably get a book deal out of it that would come close to matching the price of the ball anyway.

[kcxiv]

I would throw it back. I would have the reputation of being a badass forever. I'd also probably get a book deal out of it that would come close to matching the price of the ball anyway.
A few interviews is all. I would sell that shit. I am a huge Dodger fan, so the pleasure of me selling that would just be great.

[Thig Lyfe]

A few interviews is all.

Not if you work at it. Dazzle people with your wit in those interviews, and you've got yourself a national radio show.

[OnTheWarpath15]

I'd like to see him intentionally walked every at bat the entire rest of his career...or plinked.

Why waste 4 pitches when one will do the trick?

Opposing team could get pretty creative with places to hit him for the next 2 months.....

[Mojo Rising]

I would throw it back. I would have the reputation of being a badass forever. I'd also probably get a book deal out of it that would come close to matching the price of the ball anyway.

Great idea. Give a million bucks back to the un-deserving bonds who is earning $15m this year. If he wants it that bad he'll buy it from you.

The fact is that if you caught it you would be swarmed by other fans and security before you could stand up.

Did you see how fast the guy who caught the last one was wisked away?

There is a lot of security in the home run zones (much undercover.)