Single people at parties are so pathetic

[Deberg_1990]

So, I was at a party last night and there was a bunch of young single a-holes there. While everyone else was having a great time and mingling, they kept drinking more and more and continued to make fools of themselves.

People made efforts of introducing themselves to them and trying to get them to play games but they just continued to get drunk.

Why are single people at parties so lame? Particularly the young, horny males. These idiots were 24 which is even more pathetic cause they should be acting like mature adults but instead act as if they are 18.

[kcfanXIII]

ROFL LMAO ROFL LMAO ROFL

[kcxiv]

IN my early 20'swhen i would go out to bars and what not. I used to be the designated driver all the time. I didnt drink. Anyways, the fnniest shit is watching a drunk guy trying to pick up on a chick. I liked it when they would try to talk about how cool they are and what they have. Was funny shit. The bartenders woudl tell me, i hear this shit everryday . lol

[Felch83]

So, I was at a party last night and there was a bunch of young single a-holes there. While everyone else was having a great time and mingling, they kept drinking more and more and continued to make fools of themselves.

People made efforts of introducing themselves to them and trying to get them to play games but they just continued to get drunk.

Why are single people at parties so lame? Particularly the young, horny males. These idiots were 24 which is even more pathetic cause they should be acting like mature adults but instead act as if they are 18.

Hahaha I can see that I hit a nerve. You must be a sad dude in his 40s that has no life and cant have fun. Must be jealous that I am able to live it up on Friday and Saturdays while you have to stay home and tuck the kids in at night. Bitter much?? :)

[Felch83]

IN my early 20'swhen i would go out to bars and what not. I used to be the designated driver all the time. I didnt drink. Anyways, the fnniest shit is watching a drunk guy trying to pick up on a chick. I liked it when they would try to talk about how cool they are and what they have. Was funny shit. The bartenders woudl tell me, i hear this shit everryday . lol

You were probably the biatch of your group of friends. They all made you the DD every weekend and probably laughed behind your back about it too. I know I would. ROFL

[Deberg_1990]

Bitter much?? :)

hahah...not at all.

I got married when i was 30. I had my fun when i was young, but dont miss it at all.

[88TG88]

You were probably the biatch of your group of friends. They all made you the DD every weekend and probably laughed behind your back about it too. I know I would. ROFL
Maybe the guy has a bad liver ?

[Felch83]

hahah...not at all.

I got married when i was 30. I had my fun when i was young, but dont miss it at all.

Your first post was a horrible attempt at humor by the way. I bet you enjoy watching Flash Gordon on Friday and Saturday nights. ROFL

[The Bad Guy]

You were probably the biatch of your group of friends. They all made you the DD every weekend and probably laughed behind your back about it too. I know I would. ROFL

Who are you? KcChiefsman?

[The Bad Guy]

Your first post was a horrible attempt at humor by the way. I bet you enjoy watching Flash Gordon on Friday and Saturday nights. ROFL

I bet you enjoy watching all the people guaranteed to get ass on a Friday and Saturday night and wish you were in that position.

Grow up, douchebag.

[BWillie]

I don't know what the big deal is here. I agree with Finch. Married people withdrawl from life. All of my friends who are now married now do absolutely nothing. It is like they have given up on life. They go home at 11 PM if they even do go do something. Rarely do they ever leave the house. They sit at home and screw their wives. I mean thats all they do, I'm not making it up. By the time they get to 45 or 50 though, they start hating their lives, going to strip clubs, casinos, and join golf and bowling leagues to get away from their wives.

[The Bad Guy]

So, I was at a party last night and there was a bunch of young single a-holes there. While everyone else was having a great time and mingling, they kept drinking more and more and continued to make fools of themselves.

People made efforts of introducing themselves to them and trying to get them to play games but they just continued to get drunk.

Why are single people at parties so lame? Particularly the young, horny males. These idiots were 24 which is even more pathetic cause they should be acting like mature adults but instead act as if they are 18.

Watching single guys at clubs is hilarious.

They stand there like a piece of bait in the middle of a lake. Only problem is, their line rarely gets reeled in. They wear their tight black shirts and reek of Old Spice.

[Felch83]

I bet you enjoy watching all the people guaranteed to get ass on a Friday and Saturday night and wish you were in that position.

Grow up, douchebag.

Touche. Actually I got laid that night as well. Met up with a friends with benefits. She came to the party too. So nice try. :rolleyes:

[BWillie]

Watching single guys at clubs is hilarious.

They stand there like a piece of bait in the middle of a lake. Only problem is, their line rarely gets reeled in. They wear their tight black shirts and reek of Old Spice.

I don't go to bars to pick up chicks, I go to bars to socialize with my friends and have a good time. The bars are the last place I look to bang women. If it happens it happens, but I never go to the bar searching to bang women. I think I am the only single guy in the world that is like that though.

[ChiefaRoo]

I don't know what the big deal is here. I agree with Finch. Married people withdrawl from life. All of my friends who are now married now do absolutely nothing. It is like they have given up on life. They go home at 11 PM if they even do go do something. Rarely do they ever leave the house. They sit at home and screw their wives. I mean thats all they do, I'm not making it up. By the time they get to 45 or 50 though, they start hating their lives, going to strip clubs, casinos, and join golf and bowling leagues to get away from their wives.

Yep.

[BWillie]

I bet you enjoy watching all the people guaranteed to get ass on a Friday and Saturday night and wish you were in that position.

Grow up, douchebag.

I seriously would rather get ass 3-4 times a month from 2-3 different chicks than have to be tied to a ****ing ball and chain every single day. Shit, I wouldn't even care if I got laid once a month than to be married and have sex every day. I'd rather just beat off and go to sleep, than to hear some braod bitching at me every day. I do what I want to do, whenever I want to do it, with no restrictions. I see my mom and my step dad, and how unhappy he is. He is just blinded by pussy. It is like giving up and saying, well at least I get laid all the time ,but I can't do anything I really want to do anymore. Of course there are exceptions, of marriages that actually work. But from the experiences I've seen, they are usually few and far between. Humans are naturally polygamous, and always will be.

[Mr. Plow]

F'n kids.

[Braincase]

KInd of funny. The single kids telling the older married ones that they don't have a life because we don't do what they do to "live". Little do they know that life doesn't begin until you find the person you want to spend the rest of your life and can finally become "real". I don't have to put on airs, try to be cool to get laid, go out and meet a bunch of chicks who judge a guy by his hair and his car trying to get a substandard lay.

I live at home with my wife, my three kids and my mortgage. I don't go out every night of the week because the best part of my life is right here.

Scott Baio wishes he had my life.

[Mr. Plow]

I seriously would rather get ass 3-4 times a month from 2-3 different chicks than have to be tied to a ****ing ball and chain every single day. Shit, I wouldn't even care if I got laid once a month than to be married and have sex every day. I'd rather just beat off and go to sleep, than to hear some braod bitching at me every day.

Ha ha ha ha. That's f'n great. Forgive us married guys who get laid 4 times a week. We're just just jealous of all you single guys struggling to get it 3-4 times a month.

[Felch83]

KInd of funny. The single kids telling the older married ones that they don't have a life because we don't do what they do to "live". Little do they know that life doesn't begin until you find the person you want to spend the rest of your life and can finally become "real". I don't have to put on airs, try to be cool to get laid, go out and meet a bunch of chicks who judge a guy by his hair and his car trying to get a substandard lay.

I live at home with my wife, my three kids and my mortgage. I don't go out every night of the week because the best part of my life is right here.

Scott Baio wishes he had my life.

Yeah, keep telling yourself that you poor poor schmuck. ROFL

[The Bad Guy]

I seriously would rather get ass 3-4 times a month from 2-3 different chicks than have to be tied to a ****ing ball and chain every single day. Shit, I wouldn't even care if I got laid once a month than to be married and have sex every day. I'd rather just beat off and go to sleep, than to hear some braod bitching at me every day. I do what I want to do, whenever I want to do it, with no restrictions. I see my mom and my step dad, and how unhappy he is. He is just blinded by pussy. It is like giving up and saying, well at least I get laid all the time ,but I can't do anything I really want to do anymore. Of course there are exceptions, of marriages that actually work. But from the experiences I've seen, they are usually few and far between. Humans are naturally polygamous, and always will be.

The fact you would talk about your mom as "pussy" is ****ing disgusting and truly tells me how much of a douchebag you are.

You should get some expensive poker chips and head over to KcChiefman's house.

[The Bad Guy]

Ha ha ha ha. That's f'n great. Forgive us married guys who get laid 4 times a week. We're just just jealous of all you single guys struggling to get it 3-4 times a month.

Judging by this clown's attitude, I'd love to see the sweathogs he's pulling in 3-4 times a month.

[Braincase]

Yeah, keep telling yourself that you poor poor schmuck. ROFL

I got married at 32. Between the ages of 17 and 32 I probably tapped more than you will in your entire life. Kind of strange how women find former Div. 1 athletes with successful careers in IT attractive. Brains turn me on, I married the sexiest woman I ever met, and it doesn't hurt that she pulls down six figures and lets me do what I want when I want. I used to go out every night. It gets old.

[teedubya]

you don't know 'life' until you see your kid for the first time.

although, when i was 24, i was banging 18 year olds. then when I was 27... i married one of those 18 year olds who was now 21.

Good luck Douche83. You may get lucky someday and find someone to love your dumb ass, besides your mom.

[HonestChieffan]

I give fletch a break. He clearly has no friends so he goes to parties where he has to introduce himself. He drinks to "fit in" not knowing you dont have to get plowed to "fit in". He can get hammered a lot because as of yet he has no job with any responsibility so hangovers and being wasted the day after have no economic impact on his poor ass life. He gets to hang out with his fellow loser buds and whine about people who have a life, some maturity, and jobs. Being single he can only be critical of married folks at parties he goes to. What he has no knowledge of is what goes on at parties with mature, educated, successful people who have interests beyond getting hammered on beer someone else paid for.

[The Bad Guy]

you don't know 'life' until you see your kid for the first time.

although, when i was 24, i was banging 18 year olds. then when I was 27... i married one of those 18 year olds who was now 21.

Good luck Douche83. You may get lucky someday and find someone to love your dumb ass, besides your mom.

His mom is too busy giving her pussy to the stepdad to give any love to that coat-hanger experiment gone wrong.

[Mr. Plow]

you don't know 'life' until you see your kid for the first time.

although, when i was 24, i was banging 18 year olds. then when I was 27... i married one of those 18 year olds who was now 21.

Good luck Douche83. You may get lucky someday and find someone to love your dumb ass, besides your mom.


Sounds like BWillie007 loves his mom a bit too much.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I was at a party last night... a wedding reception that I dj'd... and everyone kicked ass. Especially me.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Sorry if you boys haven't had any good experiences with married folk. Divorce is a very real thing these days. I know it was tough when your dad left your mom, and it left you feeling like it was your fault. By all means, go get all the ass you can and never get married. With the examples you were obviously shown you're not marriage material anyway. You'd probably continue that cycle of abuse with whatever ****tard you produced, much like the ****tards that produced you. Know in your heart though as you grow old, lonely, and bitter that not all of us have psychological, emotional, brain defects like you and your family clans have. Some of us come from loving families, and now have 1 of our own. Don't hate the player, hate the game.

[Abba-Dabba]

Must be jealous that I am able to live it up on Friday and Saturdays while you have to stay home and tuck the kids in at night. Bitter much?? :)

That right there puts into perspective your intelligence level.

Do us all a favor and put away mom and dad's laptop and go back to playing chutes and ladders.

[The Red Sea]

I live at home with my wife, my three kids and my mortgage. I don't go out every night of the week because the best part of my life is right here.

Scott Baio wishes he had my life.

Hey look behind you I'm on the same boat as you are! :clap:

Felch baby..keep in mind you are the one who started the initial Lame thread telling us how YOU feel about the two Married people.

You never once stopped before posting the thread to think that maybe its You that are judging people that apparently you dont Even know!
Maybe they thought they were going to a party that would be a bit more mature & when they got their they saw people like you who will probably never grow up.
Beer soacked shirt hadnt showered in 48 hours the last time you combed your hair was the last day of school months ago.
You havent pulled your pants up above your ankles in two years time.
You think 24 is young right?
So when do you kids mature these days? 35?

Now a days kids your age think your supposed to grow up when you hit 35..get a real job when you hit 28..get a real girlfriend when you hit 30...maybe just Maybe get married about 35...mortgage at 39 kids lord help us all around 40.

You see us that now have families & are a bit older than you are Not bitter or jealous..its just when I was a kid(I'm 40) you grew up about a yr after you graduated high school...maybe 3,5 at most.
I did all the F'ed up stuff your talking about but it ended not 5 yrs out of school..tops.
& Yes my wife still have fun we do party but not the kind of parties you attend as I said in your orginial thread.

Anymore you kids barely have a full time job 5 yrs out of school.
You dont leave the nest till your 25 till your old man says enough is enough.
& the stupid sh!t you do & its a fact..the pants falling down..the dumb ass hat on sideways...the license plate of fake a$$ gold around your necks.

I have to manage punk a$$ kids like you who I am more & more dumb founded at every day.


Lets face it the generations are getting more & more ridiculous I'm scared for my two boys.
I'll do everything in my power to keep them on course.

24 years old is to young to mature..Especially when a couples married?!?

Your nuts Felch baby!

Now calm down & go ask your mommy if you can eat the last strawberry pop tart in the pack before laying in bed & masterbating in your Tube sock!

[FAX]

Damn, Mr. Mr. Flopnuts.

People used to tell me that marriage was like a good ass kicking in that, as time passes, it becomes more and more difficult to get up. But then, like an angel drifting gently down from the heavens, a person unexpectedly enters your life who changes your attitude about things. That's when you're transformed into the person you never thought you could be ... a person who experiences life more intensely than you ever dreamed possible ... and you don't see how that new person and that new life could ever exist without your partner.

Then later, you find yourself cleaning the garage, selling your golf clubs, and dressing up in a homemade Sasquatch suit on long weekends.

FAX

[Skip Towne]

Damn, Mr. Mr. Flopnuts.

People used to tell me that marriage was like a good ass kicking in that, as time passes, it becomes more and more difficult to get up. But then, like an angel drifting gently down from the heavens, a person unexpectedly enters your life who changes your attitude about things. That's when you're transformed into the person you never thought you could be ... a person who experiences life more intensely than you ever dreamed possible ... and you don't see how that new person and that new life could ever exist without your partner.

Then later, you find yourself cleaning the garage, selling your golf clubs, and dressing up in a homemade Sasquatch suit on long weekends.

FAX
I was right with you until you got to Sasquatch.

[Mr. Plow]

mmmm.....strawberry pop tart.......oops!

[KC Jones]

I was right with you until you got to Sasquatch.

You should try it... it's really liberating.

[FAX]

I was right with you until you got to Sasquatch.

Did I spell it wrong, or something?

FAX

[kcxiv]

You were probably the biatch of your group of friends. They all made you the DD every weekend and probably laughed behind your back about it too. I know I would. ROFL
Yeah,ok. next time try something thats funny. Wow, i didnt drink so they laughed behind my back? Ok, sport.

[KC Jones]

Good points Mr. Red Sea, however for the record, I'd just like to state that you are never too old to masturbate into a tube sock. It's a tried and true mess free mechanism that's fair game for any age.

[kcxiv]

Who are you? KcChiefsman?
Naw, i play xbox with KCChiefsman, thats not him. I dont know who this clown is though. He's trying to be funny, but he's really not. Well, i guess i can laugh at him.

[stumppy]

I was right with you until you got to Sasquatch.

What part don't you get ? Sasquatch, plain and simple.

Don't tell me you've never done the Sasquatch dress up thing ?

[wazu]

I was right with you until you got to Sasquatch.

http://a232.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/122/m_65d39a9fd48a26f79a59dc00286e968f.gif

[Skip Towne]

Did I spell it wrong, or something?

FAX
I was getting all into the angel gently falling down from heaven to alter my life. That basically happened to me. It resulted in a 24 year marriage that included cleaning the garage. But it never got to the homemade Sasquatch outfit stage. You lost me about there.

[KCChiefsMan]

Who are you? KcChiefsman?


oh go to hell. I'm proud to say that my party days are pretty much over, I'll go out once on the weekends to a bar, but not like how I did in college.

[FAX]

I was getting all into the angel gently falling down from heaven to alter my life. That basically happened to me. It resulted in a 24 year marriage that included cleaning the garage. But it never got to the homemade Sasquatch outfit stage. You lost me about there.

Don't worry about it, Mr. Skip Towne. I lose people with the Sasquatch outfit all the time. I think it's because it helps you blend into the trees and stuff.

FAX

[KCChiefsMan]

Naw, i play xbox with KCChiefsman, thats not him. I dont know who this clown is though. He's trying to be funny, but he's really not. Well, i guess i can laugh at him.


ya man, that was a good game. I want a rematch sometime though!

[The Bad Guy]

oh go to hell. I'm proud to say that my party days are pretty much over, I'll go out once on the weekends to a bar, but not like how I did in college.

Well, I'm happy you've grown out of that.

Congrats on growing up. Maybe you could pass some advice to this clown.

[Al Bundy]

I have been married. It was the worst mistake I ever made, I don't like to be bossed around so therefor I will never remarry. I have no desire to have kids nor do I have the desire to get rid of my stuff because some snatch doesn't like it.

[Skip Towne]

I have been married. It was the worst mistake I ever made, I don't like to be bossed around so therefor I will never remarry. I have no desire to have kids nor do I have the desire to get rid of my stuff because some snatch doesn't like it.
Thanks, you're doing all of us a favor.

[Hydrae]

Don't you love how someone who has never been there tries to tell how much better it is the way you were in the past? Doesn't he realize we have all been where he is and have moved on. Maybe he should be trying to figure out what he missed.

Kids is right. :shake:

[Bugeater]

I don't know what the big deal is here. I agree with Finch. Married people withdrawl from life. All of my friends who are now married now do absolutely nothing. It is like they have given up on life. They go home at 11 PM if they even do go do something. Rarely do they ever leave the house. They sit at home and screw their wives. I mean thats all they do, I'm not making it up. By the time they get to 45 or 50 though, they start hating their lives, going to strip clubs, casinos, and join golf and bowling leagues to get away from their wives.
Oh I agree. It absolutely sucks living in this 1800 sq ft house in a nice neighborhood with a huge yard and having several vehicles to drive. I was so much better off when I was single and living in a 1BR 3rd floor apt where I had to park 3 blocks away if I came home after 10pm. Man I hate my life.

[Al Bundy]

Thanks, you're doing all of us a favor.
One can only hope that some bar tramp didn't let you open her up.. and fill her with your semen.

[RealSNR]

Hahaha I can see that I hit a nerve. You must be a sad dude in his 40s that has no life and cant have fun. Must be jealous that I am able to live it up on Friday and Saturdays while you have to stay home and tuck the kids in at night. Bitter much?? :)Oh. My. God. ROFL

I've got to hear which mod you pissed off to get that name.

[Sully]

You just know this guy is like the guy who is in his mid 20s and still hangs out at high school...
Of course, at some point he will realize how sad his life is, living from hole to hole, and decide to settle on the first girl who will settle down with him. Meanwhile, he'll be the biggest pussywhipped guy in the world, because that's already his mindset, that as a definition of marriage you have to be that.

[kcfanXIII]

i'm 26, and have a live in girl friend. we've been together for a while now, and don't go out to said parties anymore. i just don't think they're fun anymore.there's a few bars we'll visit, but we more or less stay home now. i'm happy to say i don't really miss it. maybe this dickwad will grow up some day, maybe he won't. either way here's to hoping he doesn't reproduce. :BLVD:

[Lzen]

Ha ha ha ha. This thread is funny. You know, felch83, I lived it up and partied all I wanted back when I was younger. Frankly, the house I lived in when I was 18 was like Animal House and I actually got tired of partying every freakin' day. I had to move out of that place because that was too much.

I'm happy with my wife and my children. It's not a bad thing. I grew up in a family oriented lifestyle and I enjoy spending time with my relatives.

A few months ago, I jammed (I play guitar) with my cousin (drums) at a party of some young folks that he and his wife know. They had some pretty good parties - a lot like the parties I used to go to all the time when I was younger.

After doing that about 2 or 3 weekends, I started asking myself WTF was I doing. Many of the people there were late teens to early 20s (and I'm in my mid 30s). Yeah, partying can be fun. Yeah, it is nice to be able to let loose once in awhile. But sooner or later you're going to realize that there has to be more to life than being a party animal. I started asking myself is it really worth it. And I came to the conclusion that it was not worth it. I have too much responsibilities, too many things going for me, and too much to lose to be partying like that with a bunch of people that age. Someday, perhaps you will grow up, too. ;)

[Mile High Mania]

Enh, this kid is 24 years old... his nuts just recently dropped, so cut him some slack. I mean, he's only been of legal drinking age for 3 years.

I've been to plenty of parties over my years with a mix of both singles and marrieds... each group has their pros and cons, it just depends on what you want. This guy will change his thoughts in due time and he'll look back on these days and think differently... most likely.

I've been married for 7 years and I have 3 kids - I wouldn't change a thing, I had my share of wild times through my 20's (married at 29).

I go out with some of my single friends sometimes as well as by younger brother and his crew... and while I know they have fun, there's simply no freaking way I want to go through that scene again.

The bar scene and parties has it's moments, but I wouldn't change a thing.

[luv]

Humans are naturally polygamous, and always will be.
Reference?

[luv]

Reference?
I believe it was jAZ that posted this once. It sounds familiar. In this section it says that humans are inded naturally polygamous. It makes women out to money grubbers. Also, it basically says that we tend to be monogamous due to the fact that we can't afford to be polygamous.

Interesting.

http://psychologytoday.com/articles/pto-20070622-000002.xml

In societies where rich men are much richer than poor men, women (and their children) are better off sharing the few wealthy men; one-half, one-quarter, or even one-tenth of a wealthy man is still better than an entire poor man. As George Bernard Shaw puts it, "The maternal instinct leads a woman to prefer a tenth share in a first-rate man to the exclusive possession of a third-rate one." Despite the fact that humans are naturally polygynous, most industrial societies are monogamous because men tend to be more or less equal in their resources compared with their ancestors in medieval times. (Inequality tends to increase as society advances in complexity from hunter-gatherer to advanced agrarian societies. Industrialization tends to decrease the level of inequality.)

[Felch83]

I got married at 32. Between the ages of 17 and 32 I probably tapped more than you will in your entire life. Kind of strange how women find former Div. 1 athletes with successful careers in IT attractive. Brains turn me on, I married the sexiest woman I ever met, and it doesn't hurt that she pulls down six figures and lets me do what I want when I want. I used to go out every night. It gets old.

Wow, so you are a complete deadbeat that has to live off your wife. Congrats K-Fed. ROFL

Also I highly doubt you got more tail than I did. I banged 11 girls in high school and 32 in college. Highly doubtful but thanks for playing. :)

[Ultra Peanut]

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[KC Jones]

Also I highly doubt you got more tail than I did. I banged 11 girls in high school and 32 in college. Highly doubtful but thanks for playing. :)

ROFL

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[Braincase]

Wow, so you are a complete deadbeat that has to live off your wife. Congrats K-Fed. ROFL

Also I highly doubt you got more tail than I did. I banged 11 girls in high school and 32 in college. Highly doubtful but thanks for playing. :)

Hey, stoopfawk - I spent three years as a male exotic dancer in my early twenties. What was a college record for you was a 6 week tour for me. But keep making stupid assumptions. Next thing you'll be able to claim that you received the first blow job ever in recorded history.

Just because I'm married now and have three kids doesn't mean I didn't party back in the day. You'd have had a hard time keeping up with me back in the day.

Feel free to go on feeling self-righteous and superior. It makes for good comedy.

[blueballs]

must get drunk to have a good time
and escape from reality = superior human
-gladly inferior

[Mile High Mania]

Why do you care what this guy types...

[Felch83]

Hey, stoopfawk - I spent three years as a male exotic dancer in my early twenties. .

Bwahahhahaha ROFL are you actually bragging about that crap??? You are even more of a sad pathetic individual than I had imagined. To make ends meet, you probably had to dance for lonely old men or groups of gay guys. ROFL

[Tribal Warfare]

Why are single people at parties so lame? Particularly the young, horny males. These idiots were 24 which is even more pathetic cause they should be acting like mature adults but instead act as if they are 18.



Being in a Fraternity , I see this transformation quite often. When one can talk to one of the "single" guys without the pressure in hammering a few down, and always being the ultimate attention whore with their buds they're usually very astute. If you add booze, with large group of friends and acquantences, then you'll see the incessent case of retardation and crudeness amongst these individuals

[kepp]

I bet you enjoy watching all the people guaranteed to get ass on a Friday and Saturday night and wish you were in that position.
Dude...what are you talking about?! He's in that position everyday. Oh, wait...you said "get", not "give" ...nevermind.

[Hailchief]

Touche. Actually I got laid that night as well. Met up with a friends with benefits. She came to the party too. So nice try. :rolleyes:



Friends with benefits equals.....Fat girl in the back......

Nice try :deevee:

[BIG_DADDY]

Games? Like Cheesy Parcheesy or something?

[BIG_DADDY]

Bwahahhahaha ROFL are you actually bragging about that crap??? You are even more of a sad pathetic individual than I had imagined. To make ends meet, you probably had to dance for lonely old men or groups of gay guys. ROFL

Dude could knock you out with a bitch slap.

[Raiderhater58]

Bwahahhahaha ROFL are you actually bragging about that crap??? You are even more of a sad pathetic individual than I had imagined. To make ends meet, you probably had to dance for lonely old men or groups of gay guys. ROFL



Your name is
FELCH and you have a HAMSTER for your avatar...who's gay?

[BWillie]

while i do share felchs view at this point in my life i do not wish to be placed in his category of douchbagness. i do not know why he feels the need to go around bragging about all the supposed tail he pulls in. i do not understand why just because i do not believe in marriage why i am a dbag. in my personal experience it is just not for me because i am a selfish son of a bitch.

[Braincase]

Bwahahhahaha ROFL are you actually bragging about that crap??? You are even more of a sad pathetic individual than I had imagined. To make ends meet, you probably had to dance for lonely old men or groups of gay guys. ROFL

This guy has a room temperature IQ, and AC is on high. Time to once again add another stoopfawk to my plonk list.

[Sully]

while i do share felchs view at this point in my life i do not wish to be placed in his category of douchbagness. i do not know why he feels the need to go around bragging about all the supposed tail he pulls in. i do not understand why just because i do not believe in marriage why i am a dbag. in my personal experience it is just not for me because i am a selfish son of a bitch.
There's nothing wrong with that. There are tons of people that should just flat out not be married. I think there's a problem where people feel that getting married is their duty, and that's why so many people ned up in horrible marriages.

[Iowanian]

I don't know what the big deal is here. I agree with Finch. Married people withdrawl from life. All of my friends who are now married now do absolutely nothing. It is like they have given up on life. .

Clowns like you and felcher don't need to keep proving that you have no idea what life is really about yet, its been noted. They haven't given up on life....they've figured out what its really about.


I guarantee there is nothing etched in stone tablets of the meaning of life, concerned with attendance of strip clubs or shots cheap tequilla off of the exstacy laced sweat of some club hooor.


willi, felcher, and kcchiefsman in shiny abercrappy shirts, reeking of Polo, bobbing their heads in unison to the music....like Night at the Roxberry....

[Iowanian]

"MOOOOOOM! THE MEAT LOAF!!!"[/bwilli/finch]

http://www.the-frat-pack.com/crashers-images/chazz/chaz6.jpg

[Inspector]

Touche. Actually I got laid that night as well. Met up with a friends with benefits. She came to the party too. So nice try. :rolleyes:

I can always tell who the real mature posters are. The ones who share when they get laid.

That's so cool. I bet nobody else here ever gets laid.

[FAX]

The way I look at it, Mr. Felch83 just hasn't found Ms. Right as yet.

Someday, he'll come across the deranged, venereal scarred, shrieking, meth addicted, necrophile soul mate he was meant for and they'll settle down together and take turns bailing each other out of jail.

FAX

[Skyy God]

willi, felcher, and kcchiefsman in shiny abercrappy shirts, reeking of Polo, bobbing their heads in unison to the music....like Night at the Roxberry....

Since it may have been a while since your single days, I'm here to help with your wildly inaccurate mental image of single life circa 2007.

1) Aber"crappy" doesn't make shiny shirts. Not that I shop there.... anyone on the wrong side of 25 should leave their couture for the kiddos.
2) Colone use, at least from my perspective, is in serious decline in the hetero male population.

[Iowanian]

Who knew that Pittsie was the fashion designer for the icy hot stuntaz?

Thanks for the pop culture course syllabus.

[Bearcat2005]

Wow, so you are a complete deadbeat that has to live off your wife. Congrats K-Fed. ROFL

Also I highly doubt you got more tail than I did. I banged 11 girls in high school and 32 in college. Highly doubtful but thanks for playing. :)


Wow! I think I got dumber reading that shit, I mean seriously look at it, your attempting to argue how many chicks you hooked up with on an online forum, get a life. Secondly your mother and cousin's dont count you typical douchebag.