What's your theme song? [Archive]

Dr. Johnny Fever

07-31-2007, 08:04 PM

Pick any song that speaks for you and your place in life. I of course expect smart ass answers... this is ChiefsPlanet after all... :) but the serious ones are appreciated.

Many of you know that I've gone through some bad times of late. Times that truly tested my will to live. However thanks to a couple of really good friends (Thanks Tammie, you're my guardian angel) and my family I've come through it and I feel like I'm on my way to being better than ever. I'm even dating again.

I actually said to someone the other day just off the cuff that this particular song is my new theme song... and an idea was born. Heh.

So my current theme song is "Better Now" by Collective Soul. A simple song for sure, but it says it all for me.

"Better Now"

Oh I'm newly calibrated
All shiny and clean
I'm your recent adaptation
Time to redefine me

Let the word out I've got to get out
Oh I'm feeling better now
Break the news out I've got to get out
Oh I'm feeling better now

Oh I'm happy as Christmas
All wrapped to be seen
I'm your recent acquisition
Time to celebrate me

Let the word out I've got to get out
Oh I'm feeling better now
Break the news out I've got to get out
Oh I'm feeling better now

The world's done shaking
The world's done shaking
The world's done shaking me down

The world's done shaking
The world's done shaking
The world's done shaking me down

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Demonpenz

07-31-2007, 08:07 PM

one burbon one scotch one beer.

petegz28

07-31-2007, 08:08 PM

one burbon one scotch one beer.

One hang over....ouch

Deberg_1990

07-31-2007, 08:12 PM

petegz28

07-31-2007, 08:13 PM

Skip Towne

07-31-2007, 08:13 PM

Air that I Breathe - The Hollys

Dr. Johnny Fever

07-31-2007, 08:15 PM

Air that I Breathe - The Hollys
I like the one by The Hollies better.

:D

teedubya

07-31-2007, 08:16 PM

Typical - Mute Math

great song, plus one of the best videos that I have ever seen.

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Come on, can I dream for one day?
There's nothing that can't be done
But how long should it take somebody
Before they can be someone

Cuz I know there's got to be another level
Somewhere closer to the other side
And I'm feelin' like it's now or never
Can I break the spell of the typical?

Now I've lived through my share of misfortune
And I've worked in the blazing sun
But how long should it take somebody
Before they can be someone

Cuz I know there's got to be another level
Somewhere closer to the other side
And I'm feelin' like it's now or never
Can I break the spell of the typical?

I'm the typical
I'm the typical
Can I break the spell of the typical?

Because it's draggin' me down
Oh, I'd like to know about when
When does it all turn around?

Yeah I know there's got to be another level
Somewhere closer to the other side
And I'm feelin' like it's now or never
Can I break the spell of the typical?

Break the spell (of the typical)
Break the spell (of the typical)
Can I break the spell of the typical?

Bugeater

07-31-2007, 08:17 PM

Who's that riding in the sun?
Who's the man with the itchy gun?
Who's the man who kills for fun?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.

He sleeps with a gun
but he loves his son
Killed his wife 'cos she weighed a ton.
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.

A little touched or so we're told
Killed his wife 'cos she had a cold
Might as well she was gettin' old
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.

He's quick with a gun
And his job ain't done.
Killed his wife by twenty-one,
Psycho Dad!

Who's that riding in the sleigh?
Who's that firing along the way?
Who's roughing up bums on Christmas day?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad

Who's the tall, dark stranger there.
The one with the gun and the icy stare.
The one with the scalp of his ex-wife's hair!
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!

Who's that riding across the plain?
Who's lost count of the wives he's slain?
Who's the man who's plumb insane?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad

Dr. Johnny Fever

07-31-2007, 08:18 PM

Typical - Mute Math

I like it.

ChiefaRoo

07-31-2007, 08:18 PM

Cat Scratch Fever

petegz28

07-31-2007, 08:20 PM

Diary of a Madman

Third Eye

07-31-2007, 08:20 PM

Soulful Strut, Young-Holt Unlimited.

unothadeal

07-31-2007, 08:22 PM

Demonpenz

07-31-2007, 08:22 PM

Deberg_1990

07-31-2007, 08:41 PM

I dare you to try and remain Hetrosexual while watching this...

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luv

07-31-2007, 08:45 PM

Imperfection
By Saving Jane

My hair's a wreck
Mascara runs
My feet get dirty
And my skin burns in the sun.
My lips they bleed
But I still sing my songs.
Takes me a minute
To admit it when I'm wrong.

Pretty is as pretty does,
But pretty's not my thing.

This is what you get.
This is who I am.
Take me now or leave me
Any way you can.
Sometimes I trip and fall
But I know where I stand.
And if you're thinking about changing my direction,
Don't mess with imperfection.

My back is weak,
But my will is true.
Got good intentions
But I never follow through.
I say too much,
And don't know when to leave.
In case you're looking,
That's my heart there on my sleeve.

Ego trips and stupid slip ups,
I'm a mess but

This is what you get.
This is who I am.
Take me now or leave me
Any way you can.
Sometimes I trip and fall
But I know where I stand.
And if you're thinking about changing my direction,
Don't mess with imperfection.

Scratched and bruised,
A little used,
But baby I work fine.
You might call me
Damaged goods,
But I'm one of a kind.

My hair's a wreck,
No I'm not perfect
But I'm not the only one.

This is what you get.
This is who I am.
Take me now or leave me
Any way you can.
Sometimes I trip and fall
But I know where I stand.
And if you're thinking about changing my direction,
Don't mess with imperfection.
This is who I am.
And if you're thinking about changing my direction,
Don't mess with imperfection.

Nzoner

07-31-2007, 08:46 PM

Although the lyrics about the relationship have very little to do with me picking this song all the other crap that has happened in the last 3 months has me believing that if it keeps up I'll be singing They're Coming To Take Me Away

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TrickyNicky

07-31-2007, 09:06 PM

PinkFloyd

07-31-2007, 09:09 PM

Please come now I think I'm falling
I'm holding to all I think is safe
It seems I found the road to nowhere
And I'm trying to escape
I yelled back when I heard thunder
But I'm down to one last breath
And with it let me say
Let me say

Hold me now
I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking
That maybe six feet
Ain't so far down

I'm looking down now that it's over
Reflecting on all of my mistakes
I thought I found the road to somewhere
Somewhere in His grace
I cried out heaven save me
But I'm down to one last breath
And with it let me say
Let me say

Hold me now
I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking
That maybe six feet
Ain't so far down

Sad eyes follow me
But I still believe there's something left for me
So please come stay with me
'Cause I still believe there's something left for you and me
For you and me
For you and me

Hold me now
I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking

Dr. Johnny Fever

07-31-2007, 09:10 PM

Please come now I think I'm falling
I'm holding to all I think is safe
It seems I found the road to nowhere
And I'm trying to escape
I yelled back when I heard thunder
But I'm down to one last breath
And with it let me say
Let me say

Hold me now
I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking
That maybe six feet
Ain't so far down

I'm looking down now that it's over
Reflecting on all of my mistakes
I thought I found the road to somewhere
Somewhere in His grace
I cried out heaven save me
But I'm down to one last breath
And with it let me say
Let me say

Hold me now
I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking
That maybe six feet
Ain't so far down

Sad eyes follow me
But I still believe there's something left for me
So please come stay with me
'Cause I still believe there's something left for you and me
For you and me
For you and me

Hold me now
I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking
Excellent song.

PinkFloyd

07-31-2007, 09:18 PM

Excellent song.

I couldn't think of anything except that, with the way I've felt lately...

But; its a good song...

Rain Man

07-31-2007, 09:20 PM

Life's Been Good To Me So Far.

Braincase

07-31-2007, 09:24 PM

Hydrae

07-31-2007, 09:34 PM

It has always been Carry on Wayward Son. :)

Darkwolfe

07-31-2007, 09:36 PM

Of Wolf and Man - Metallica
----------------------------
Off through the new day's mist I run
Out from the new day's mist I have come
I hunt
Therefore I am
Harvest the land
Taking of the fallen lamb

Off through the new day's mist I run
out from the new day's mist I have come
we shift
pulsing with the earth
company we keep
roaming the land while you sleep

(shape shift) nose to the wind
(shape shift) feeling I've been
(move swift) all senses clean
(earth's gift)back to the meaning, Back to the meaning of... LIFE

Bright is the moon high in starlight
chill in the air cold as steel tonight
we shift
call of the wild
fear in your eyes
it's later than you realized

(shape shift) nose to the wind
(shape shift) feeling I've been
(move swift) all senses clean
(earth's gift) back to the meaning, Back to the meaning of...LIFE

I feel a change
back to a better day
(shape shift)
hair stands on the back of my neck
(shape shift)
in wildness is the preservation of the world

so seek the wolf in thyself

(shape shift) nose to the wind
(shape shift) feeling I have been
(move swift) all senses clean
(earth's gift)back to the meaning, back to the meaning of wolf and man

Dr. Johnny Fever

07-31-2007, 09:37 PM

Of Wolf and Man - Metallica
----------------------------
Off through the new day's mist I run
Out from the new day's mist I have come
I hunt
Therefore I am
Harvest the land
Taking of the fallen lamb

Off through the new day's mist I run
out from the new day's mist I have come
we shift
pulsing with the earth
company we keep
roaming the land while you sleep

(shape shift) nose to the wind
(shape shift) feeling I've been
(move swift) all senses clean
(earth's gift)back to the meaning, Back to the meaning of... LIFE

Bright is the moon high in starlight
chill in the air cold as steel tonight
we shift
call of the wild
fear in your eyes
it's later than you realized

(shape shift) nose to the wind
(shape shift) feeling I've been
(move swift) all senses clean
(earth's gift) back to the meaning, Back to the meaning of...LIFE

I feel a change
back to a better day
(shape shift)
hair stands on the back of my neck
(shape shift)
in wildness is the preservation of the world

so seek the wolf in thyself

(shape shift) nose to the wind
(shape shift) feeling I have been
(move swift) all senses clean
(earth's gift)back to the meaning, back to the meaning of wolf and man
ROCK!

:rockon:

QuikSsurfer

07-31-2007, 09:38 PM

Typical - Mute Math

great song, plus one of the best videos that I have ever seen.

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rep for mute math
i'm seeing these guys in lawrence in a few weeks :)

QuikSsurfer

07-31-2007, 09:44 PM

Rain Man

07-31-2007, 10:03 PM

It has always been Carry on Wayward Son. :)

One of the best songs ever, I might add.

PinkFloyd

07-31-2007, 10:13 PM

Always felt something about this song also..

Hush now, don't you cry
Wipe away the teardrop from your eye
You're lying safe in bed
It was all a bad dream
Spinning in your head
Your mind tricked you to feel the pain
Of someone close to you leaving the game of life
So here it is, another chance
Wide awake you face the day
Your dream is over... or has it just begun?

There's a place I like to hide
A doorway that I run through in the night
Relax child, you were there
But only didn't realize it and you were scared
It's a place where you will learn
To face your fears, retrace the years
And ride the whims of your mind
Commanding in another world
Suddenly you hear and see
This magic new dimension

I- will be watching over you
I- am gonna help you see it through
I- will protect you in the night
I- am smiling next to you, in Silent Lucidity

[Spoken during solo:]
(Visualize your dream)
(Record it in the present tense)
(Put it into a permanent form)
(If you persist in your efforts)
(You can achieve dream control)
(Dream control)
(How's that then, better?)
(Hug me)

If you open your mind for me
You won't rely on open eyes to see
The walls you built within
Come tumbling down, and a new world will begin
Living twice at once you learn
You're safe from the pain in the dream domain
A soul set free to fly
A round trip journey in your head
Master of illusion, can you realize
Your dream's alive, you can be the guide but...

I- will be watching over you
I- am gonna help to see it through
I- will protect you in the night
I- am smiling next to you....

pikesome

07-31-2007, 10:34 PM

Me in general? Hush by Tool

Although, considering the god awful rendition of The Final Countdown I've tortured friends with over the years, they might hang that on me.

CosmicPal

08-01-2007, 12:04 AM

Sufjan Stevens "Vito's Ordination Song"

Quite possibly the most courageously beautiful song ever penned. The lyrics don't do the song justice, you'd have to listen to it.

I always knew you
In your mothers arms
I have called your name
I have an idea
Placed in your mind
To be a better man
I've made a crown for you
Put it in your room
And when the bridegroom comes
There will be noise
There will be glad
And a perfect bed
And when you write a poem
I know the words
I know the sounds
Before you write it down
Only wear your clothes
I wear them too
I wear your shoes
And your jacket too
I always knew you
In your mothers arms
I have called you son
I've made amends
We should be father and son
Or, if you haven't one
Rest in my arms
Sleep in my bed
There is a design
To what I did and said

TinyEvel

08-01-2007, 12:08 AM

listopencil

08-01-2007, 02:45 AM

listopencil

08-01-2007, 02:55 AM

Sometimes it's this one...

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ClevelandBronco

08-01-2007, 03:24 AM

I'll go for a Ray Charles rendition of Amazing Grace.

cadmonkey

08-01-2007, 06:30 AM

"Kiss Me I'm Sh*tfaced" - The Dropkick Murphys

I play in a band
We're the best in the land
We're big in both Chelsea and France
I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance
So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty
These other gals mean nothing to me
Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night
'Cause I'm more than a handfull you'll see

So kiss me, I'm sh*tfaced
and i'm soaked and i'm soiled and brown in the trousers,
She kissed me!
And I only bought her one round

I can bench press a car
I'm an ex football star
with degrees from both Harvard and Yale
Girls just can't keep up
I'm a real love machine
I've had far better sex while in jail
I designed the Sears tower
I make two grand an hour
I cook the world's best duck flambe
I'll take the pick of the litter
And girls jockey for me
I don't need these lines to get laid

So kiss me, I'm sh*tfaced
and i'm soaked and i'm soiled and brown in the trousers,
She kissed me!
And I only bought her one round

I'm the man of the night
A real ladies delight
See, my figure was chisled from stone
One more for the gal then I'll escort her home
Come last call, I'm never alone
I own a house on the hill with a red water bed
It puts Hugh Heffnor's mansion to shame
With girls by the pool and italian sports cars
I'm just here in this dump for the game

So kiss me, I'm sh*tfaced
and i'm soaked and i'm soiled and brown in the trousers,
She kissed me!
And I only bought her one round

So kiss me, I'm sh*tfaced
and i'm soaked and i'm soiled and brown in the trousers,
She kissed me!
And I only bought her one round

Ahh, f*ck it. Who am I sh*ttin'?

I'm a pitiful sight
And I ain't all that bright
I'm definitly not chisled from stone
I'm a cheat and a liar
No woman's desire
I'll probably die cold and alone

But just give me a chance
Cause deep down inside
I swear I got a big heart of gold
I'm a monogamous man
No more one night stands
Come on, honey, let me take you home

[Chorus x4]

KC Jones

08-01-2007, 06:38 AM

I'm not sure what my theme song would be now... but for the longest time I'd have to say it was this:

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In this proud land we grew up strong
We were wanted all along
I was taught to fight, taught to win
I never thought I could fail

No fight left or so it seems
I am a man whose dreams have all deserted
Ive changed my face, Ive changed my name
But no one wants you when you lose

Dont give up
cos you have friends
Dont give up
Youre not beaten yet
Dont give up
I know you can make it good

Though I saw it all around
Never thought I could be affected
Thought that we'd be the last to go
It is so strange the way things turn

Drove the night toward my home
The place that I was born, on the lakeside
As daylight broke, I saw the earth
The trees had burned down to the ground

Dont give up
You still have us
Dont give up
We dont need much of anything
Dont give up
cause somewhere theres a place
Where we belong

Rest your head
You worry too much
Its going to be alright
When times get rough
You can fall back on us
Dont give up
Please dont give up

got to walk out of here
I cant take anymore
Going to stand on that bridge
Keep my eyes down below
Whatever may come
And whatever may go
That rivers flowing
That rivers flowing

Moved on to another town
Tried hard to settle down
For every job, so many men
So many men no-one needs

Dont give up
cause you have friends
Dont give up
Youre not the only one
Dont give up
No reason to be ashamed
Dont give up
You still have us
Dont give up now
Were proud of who you are
Dont give up
You know its never been easy
Dont give up
cause I believe theres the a place
Theres a place where we belong

kepp

08-01-2007, 07:15 AM

Anything by Michael Bolton. I celebrate the guy's whole catalog.

Planetman

08-01-2007, 07:26 AM

Leader Of The Band - Dan Fogelberg

I thank you for the music and your stories of the road.
I thank you for the freedom, when it came my time to go.
I thank you for the kindness and the times when you got tough.
And, papa, I dont think I said, I love you near enough.

Radar Chief

08-01-2007, 07:30 AM

NIN “Gave Up” (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4xBMkWu1pE)

crazycoffey

08-01-2007, 07:55 AM

Leader Of The Band - Dan Fogelberg

I thank you for the music and your stories of the road.
I thank you for the freedom, when it came my time to go.
I thank you for the kindness and the times when you got tough.
And, papa, I dont think I said, I love you near enough.

excellent song, I'm trying to learn to play it.....
my song right now, NIN - there is no you.....

Doob02

08-01-2007, 07:58 AM

alcohaulin a** Hell YEAH

ROYC75

08-01-2007, 08:00 AM

Just the meaning of the song....... Mi Vida Loca....( My Crazy Life )

UL Washington

08-01-2007, 11:31 AM

Donger

08-01-2007, 11:35 AM

Braincase

08-01-2007, 11:40 AM

Ari Chiefs needs to us this one...

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Redrum_69

08-01-2007, 12:45 PM

Cowboys from Hell...Pantera

Radar Chief

08-01-2007, 12:55 PM

Cowboys from Hell...Pantera

Good one. :rockon:

tyton75

08-01-2007, 01:39 PM

Titties and Beer

POND_OF_RED

08-01-2007, 02:05 PM

sittin at a bar by rehab
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Hydrae

08-01-2007, 02:07 PM

Titties and Beer

Ah, Zappa at his best. Haven't even thought of that song in years but it sure was our anthem back in the day! :)

FAX

08-01-2007, 02:11 PM

I've given this a lot of thought and landed on this one.

Climbing up on Solsbury Hill
I could see the city light
Wind was blowing, time stood still
Eagle flew out of the night

He was something to observe
Came in close, I heard a voice
Standing stretching every nerve
I had to listen had no choice

I did not believe the information
Just had to trust imagination
My heart was going boom boom, boom
Son, he said, grab your things, Ive come to take you home.

To keeping silence I resigned
My friends would think I was a nut
Turning water into wine
Open doors would soon be shut

So I went from day to day
Tho my life was in a rut
till I thought of what Id say
Which connection I should cut

I was feeling part of the scenery
I walked right out of the machinery
My heart was going boom boom boom
Hey, he said, grab your things, Ive come to take you home.
Yeah back home

When illusion spin her net
Im never where I want to be
And liberty she pirouette
When I think that I am free

Watched by empty silhouettes
Who close their eyes, but still can see
No one taught them etiquette
I will show another me

Today I dont need a replacement
Ill tell them what the smile on my face meant
My heart was going boom boom boom
Hey, I said, you can keep my things, theyve come to take me home.

FAX

greg63

08-01-2007, 03:05 PM

I Can Only Imagine
Mercyme

I can only imagine
What it will be like
When I walk
By your side

I can only imagine
What my eyes will see
When your face
Is before me
I can only imagine

[Chorus:]
Surrounded by Your glory, what will my heart feel
Will I dance for you Jesus or in awe of you be still
Will I stand in your presence or to my knees will I fall
Will I sing hallelujah, will I be able to speak at all
I can only imagine

I can only imagine
When that day comes
And I find myself
Standing in the Son

I can only imagine
When all I will do
Is forever
Forever worship You
I can only imagine

[Chorus]

I can only imagine [x2]

I can only imagine
When all I will do
Is forever, forever worship you

Priest4Prez

08-01-2007, 03:16 PM

[QUOTE=Bugeater

Killed his wife 'cos she weighed a ton.
[/QUOTE]
In his defense, his wife was skinny before he married her

Priest4Prez

08-01-2007, 03:17 PM

Family Traditions

ClevelandBronco

08-01-2007, 03:34 PM

I've given this a lot of thought and landed on this one.

Climbing up on Solsbury Hill...

Great choice.

gblowfish

08-01-2007, 03:45 PM

"Everyday I wake up
Then I get the Snake up
Lonely is a Man without loooove...."

No, wait...

"Well I know it's kind of late
I didn't mean to wake you
But what I gotta say can't wait
I know you'll understand...
Everytime the time was right
All the words just came out wrong
So I'll have to say I Love You
With my Dong...."

No...Wait...

"She relieved on me
I'll never know just why
she peed on me
And I told her someday
If she was my girl
I'd try not to hurl
When I sing my songs
I was wrong...."

No...Wait...

"Please re-grease me
Let me grow
For I'm not
greasy anymore
A lubrication's
all I ask
Re-Grease me,
and let me do my task..."

Yeah, that one. That one.