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Silock
08-01-2007, 08:32 PM
She was out walking her two dogs, and had the tightest spandex I think I've ever seen. Each of her thighs was easily wider than my entire body. At first, I was about to make a snide comment to myself about fat people and spandex, but before I could finish my thought, I interrupted myself. I thought "You know what? Good for her. Okay, so maybe spandex wasn't the best choice of attire, but at least she's getting out and getting some exercise. So, ****ing good on her."

I wanted to make an encouraging comment to her, but I couldn't think of a way to say it without sounding like a sarcastic asshole.

TinyEvel
08-01-2007, 08:33 PM
Dude, at least you held back.
And she was exercising.

Rep.

kcxiv
08-01-2007, 08:33 PM
haha. She should have had sweats shorts, but yeah, at least she was trying to get some exercise going on.

Phobia
08-01-2007, 08:34 PM
Maybe she was preggo. My wife isn't at 100% ATM.

KcMizzou
08-01-2007, 08:35 PM
She's probably happy you didn't comment either way.

This thread make me think of people watching at Worlds of Fun. There's some great scenery, but there's some that's so... so, bad.

Spott
08-01-2007, 08:35 PM
So did you get her number or what?

Deberg_1990
08-01-2007, 08:39 PM
This thread is worthless without pics....

had to say it..

Thig Lyfe
08-01-2007, 08:41 PM
This thread is worthless

Demonpenz
08-01-2007, 08:45 PM
i remember some girl at oceans of fun having sideburns coming down the inner thiegh of her legs. Someone was like. Must have been a 90210 fan

88TG88
08-01-2007, 08:49 PM
Silcock, I think I got you beat.

A few days ago on Crenshaw blvd I saw a fat hairy dude, about 40, in a pink ballerina type outfit, on a skateboard, with some makeup on and his hair in ponytails.

Im not even joking. You can't make this stuff up

RP_McMurphy
08-01-2007, 08:54 PM
I saw what looked to be a 40 something woman jogging today in BAD need for a sports bra. Them puppies were bouncing all the way up to her nose.

KcMizzou
08-01-2007, 08:55 PM
Silcock, I think I got you beat.

A few days ago on Crenshaw blvd I saw a fat hairy dude, about 40, in a pink ballerina type outfit, on a skateboard, with some makeup on and his hair in ponytails.

Im not even joking. You can't make this stuff upPrick... I guess you prefer I skate laps around my living room next time.

Silock
08-01-2007, 09:13 PM
Maybe she was preggo. My wife isn't at 100% ATM.

Dude, this was NOT pregnancy weight. This chick made Whitlock look thin.

I think God was happy I didn't say anything, though, because on the way home, I saw a SMOKING hot blonde, that was out running and she gave me a big smile and said "Hello!"

Discuss Thrower
08-01-2007, 09:26 PM
Yeah, I told this girl that there was someone out there for her. Then I made sure to bait GoChiefs in this general vicinity with a promise of an exclusive interview with LJ...

KCChiefsMan
08-01-2007, 10:46 PM
the thing that bothers me is when I see fat chicks out at bars/clubs wearing skimpy clothing....gross! I'll give them the thumbsup if they're exercising

Phobia
08-01-2007, 10:49 PM
Was it seriously necessary to label this "not a sex thread"?

Silock
08-01-2007, 11:27 PM
Was it seriously necessary to label this "not a sex thread"?

Not really. I just thought I'd spice it up a little bit for the "If she ain't 280, she ain't a lady" crew.

teedubya
08-01-2007, 11:29 PM
Dude, you misspelled extreamly.