Does anybody know...........

[Skip Towne]

Why girls like boys? I understand why we like them. They are soft and pretty (well, some of them.) But guys are just ugly and smelly and just downright gross. Why do they like us?

[Fire Me Boy!]

You got me... I understand lesbians a lot more than I understand straight women.

Another question I've always wondered about: why would straight people want to do it in da butt?

[FAX]

I am not ugly, smelly, or downright gross, Mr. Skip Towne. Therefore, your question is ... MOOT!!!

FAX

[Bugeater]

Because they need us to fix the stove and kill spiders? :shrug:

[Fire Me Boy!]

I am not ugly, smelly, or downright gross, Mr. Skip Towne. Therefore, your question is ... MOOT!!!

FAX
Are you soft and pretty?


And the point is moo. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.

[Skip Towne]

I am not ugly, smelly, or downright gross, Mr. Skip Towne. Therefore, your question is ... MOOT!!!

FAX
You're a girl aren't you?

[BigMeatballDave]

And the point is moo. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.LMAO I see you miss 'Friends', too...

[PinkFloyd]

I asked a girl the other day if she liked jelly.... She said yes.... I then asked her if she needed any peterbutter... :)

[PinkFloyd]

Why girls like boys? I understand why we like them. They are soft and pretty (well, some of them.) But guys are just ugly and smelly and just downright gross. Why do they like us?

Money.... Ummmmm -- money....

Oh --- and there's money...


And don't forget about money...

[Fire Me Boy!]

LMAO I see you miss 'Friends', too...
I mainly miss seeing Jennifer Aniston nipping through her sweater on a nightly basis.

[boogblaster]

Girls like boys..Women hate men...too much competition.....

[Skip Towne]

I mainly miss seeing Jennifer Aniston nipping through her sweater on a nightly basis.
Another reason to like girls.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Another reason to like girls.
I just wanna suck 'em. She doesn't even have to remove the sweater.

[crazycoffey]

Money.... Ummmmm -- money....

Oh --- and there's money...


And don't forget about money...


my wife is better looking than me and makes more than three times as much as I do, (normally almost twice as much), I'm not too fat or very hairy, but I am gross and smelly most of the time.

The question is not moot, it's actually one of life's mysteries, IMO. I do kill spiders, but I don't think that's it.

[Easy 6]

Because they have a "hole" in their life that needs filled???... :shrug:

[Skip Towne]

I just wanna suck 'em. She doesn't even have to remove the sweater.
I'd rather have her remove the sweater so I could nibble.

[crazycoffey]

Because they have a "hole" in their life that needs filled???... :shrug:


ROFL


Well, that may still leave me "out"

[Fire Me Boy!]

I'd rather have her remove the sweater so I could nibble.
Well, yeah... I was just saying I'd "settle" for over the sweater.

[morphius]

point is moo, I love that one.

[blueballs]

It's not that unusual for old men
to miss their young atheletic bodies
and pine for it back

[luv]

Because they have a "hole" in their life that needs filled???... :shrug:
Because they need us to fix the stove and kill spiders? :shrug:

Basically.

[Skip Towne]

It's not that unusual for old men
to miss their young atheletic bodies
and pine for it back
Shut up! You are MOOT!

[luv]

Shut up! You are MOOT!
Thank goodness he's not MOO.

[Skip Towne]

Thank goodness he's not MOO.
Didn't he show up about the time Mooo left?

[blueballs]

Shut up! You are MOOT!

Chiefaroo paid me
25 paypal bucks

[luv]

Didn't he show up about the time Mooo left?
According to his join date, no.

[blueballs]

I've had my way with Luv
but only in my naughty mind

[FAX]

Shut up! You are MOOT!

Just a'postin' and a'mootin' N00bs (sp?).

FAX

[Rain Man]

If women stepped back and took an objective look at things, they would all go lesbian. Y'know all those girls who make out with each other on "Girls Gone Wild"? They're the self-actualized women of the world.

[FAX]

I've talked with women at length about this in the past.

Men are enigmatic to the fairer sex. Women like to know everything and they cannot figure out why we do the things we do. We are a mystery - and that keeps their interest. That's why I sometimes wear a wacky hat for no good reason.

FAX

[blueballs]

Women need men to tell them what to do
so they can have someone to bitch at
when it doesn't go smooth as silk

[PinkFloyd]

I think the line from Varsity Blues sums it up best...



PENIS PENIS PENIS !!! VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA !!!


Have a good day... I'm going golfing !!!

[BigMeatballDave]

I've talked with women at length about this in the past.

Men are enigmatic to the fairer sex. Women like to know everything and they cannot figure out why we do the things we do. We are a mystery - and that keeps their interest. That's why I sometimes wear a wacky hat for no good reason.

FAXWhat? We are a mystery? I'd say I am quite simple to figure out, as are most men. Women, on the other hand are the complicated ones. Chicks always want to know what we are thinking. Its one, or a combination of 3 things: When will I get laid next, is there a sporting event I can watch, and why isn't there a frosty beverge in my hand?

[FAX]

What? We are a mystery? I'd say I am quite simple to figure out, as are most men. Women, on the other hand are the complicated ones. Chicks always want to know what we are thinking. Its one, or a combination of 3 things: When will I get laid next, is there a sporting event I can watch, and why isn't there a frosty beverge in my hand?

Exactly, Mr. BigChiefDave. But, they think that there's more to us than that.

Women, in general, cannot believe that all we care about are sex, sports, and mind-altering substances. They want to believe that we have a lot more than that going on upstairs. They think, for example, that we really care about her drapery selections and frozen dessert molds, but that we just don't show it. Ergo, mystery.

FAX

[ClevelandBronco]

What? We are a mystery? I'd say I am quite simple to figure out, as are most men. Women, on the other hand are the complicated ones. Chicks always want to know what we are thinking. Its one, or a combination of 3 things: When will I get laid next, is there a sporting event I can watch, and why isn't there a frosty beverge in my hand?

I'm quite capable of thinking nothing.

[cdcox]

Because they need us to fix the stove and kill spiders? :shrug:

Uh oh, Dunit35 is about to get dumped.