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BIG_DADDY
08-08-2007, 11:34 AM
He is incarcerated? LMAO

http://www.citynews.ca/news/news_13561.aspx

There are all kinds of things you know you can't take on board an airplane. Knives and box cutters are out, of course. So are most liquids. And then there are monkeys. Yes, monkeys. A man is in hot water after successfully smuggling one of the small furry creatures onboard a flight out of New York's La Guardia Airport - under his hat.

The incident actually started in Lima, Peru, when the passenger got on board a flight with the fist-sized animal, before landing in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida and then making a connecting stop in the Big Apple. He managed to get on that plane and it took off, but those around him soon noticed something odd sticking out of his hat. "Other passengers asked the man if he knew he had a monkey on him," deadpans Spirit Airlines spokesperson Alison Russell. Once the discovery was made, the creature was allowed out of its chapeau prison and sat on the flyer's lap very well behaved.

The tiny monkey, called a marmoset (like the one pictured top left) normally lives in forests and consumes insects and fruit. And with the U.S. terror alerts ongoing, questions are emerging about how the man managed to sneak such an obvious bit of contraband past customs officials at two American airports. The traveller has been taken into custody, although it's not clear if any charges will be laid.

As for the furry illegal alien, he's in quarantine for the next month while officials check him for signs of disease. It's expected he'll end up being housed in a U.S. zoo. Which should teach his would-be owner not to monkey around with authorities.

Donger
08-08-2007, 11:36 AM
For the record, I did NOT sell this man his monkey.

Hydrae
08-08-2007, 11:37 AM
I read about this earlier. The people at the CDC where the monkey is in quarantine said his nickname was going to be "Spirit."

BIG_DADDY
08-08-2007, 11:39 AM
I read about this earlier. The people at the CDC where the monkey is in quarantine said his nickname was going to be "Spirit."

All I have to say is thank god for home land security. LMAO

Eleazar
08-08-2007, 11:39 AM
For the record, I did NOT sell this man his monkey.

You sell monkeys?

Demonpenz
08-08-2007, 11:39 AM
If i was next to him I would have gone apeship

Redrum_69
08-08-2007, 11:40 AM
Well at least he didnt smuggle a lowland gorilla on the flight...

Redrum_69
08-08-2007, 11:41 AM
This is nothing to go bananas about....

Redrum_69
08-08-2007, 11:41 AM
PETA needs to step in and make sure that the monkey doesnt get spanked....

JohninGpt
08-08-2007, 11:42 AM
The tiny monkey, called a marmoset (like the one pictured top left)...
Uh, BD, the picture at the top left is not a monkey, it is your child. :eek:

Redrum_69
08-08-2007, 11:43 AM
Word is...Dustin Hoffman and Cuba Gooding were on the flight as well....

Donger
08-08-2007, 11:45 AM
You sell monkeys?

Yes. Would you like to buy a monkey?

Dartgod
08-08-2007, 11:46 AM
Hopefully, the TSA agents toque him aside and beret'd him.

HolmeZz
08-08-2007, 11:50 AM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/curious_george/will_ferrell/george4.jpg

I always had questions about the Man in the Big Yellow Hat.

FAX
08-08-2007, 11:52 AM
Too bad.

He must not have had a leesaunce for that meenkie.

FAX

Eleazar
08-08-2007, 11:59 AM
Hopefully, the TSA agents toque him aside and beret'd him.

I don't think too many people are going to catch that one. heh.

Dartgod
08-08-2007, 12:01 PM
I don't think too many people are going to catch that one, eh?
FYP...

Eleazar
08-08-2007, 12:03 PM
FYP...

Thanks for poutine that in.

gblowfish
08-08-2007, 12:29 PM
First one in with
"At least he didn't spank it in public.".....
Ha!

Thig Lyfe
08-08-2007, 12:42 PM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/curious_george/will_ferrell/george4.jpg

I always had questions about the Man in the Big Yellow Hat.

Motherf*cker. I was going to do basically the same thing.

Mecca
08-08-2007, 12:46 PM
I could go for a pet monkey, I bet he's alot more interesting than my cat is.

BIG_DADDY
08-08-2007, 12:50 PM
I could go for a pet monkey, I bet he's alot more interesting than my cat is.

Then again your cat probably wouldn't get you incarcerated

Mecca
08-08-2007, 12:51 PM
Then again your cat probably wouldn't get you incarcerated

Well I just won't take it on the plane.....you can have a pet monkey right?

Dartgod
08-08-2007, 01:10 PM
You can have a cat or a monkey....with similar advice for smuggling them onboard an airplane.


Keep the monkey under your hat and don't let the cat out of the bag.

BIG_DADDY
08-08-2007, 01:11 PM
Well I just won't take it on the plane.....you can have a pet monkey right?


I don't know. Ask Donger he's the one into monkeys.

Valiant
08-08-2007, 01:50 PM
I want these mutha****ing monkeys, off this motha****ing plane...

EyePod
08-08-2007, 01:53 PM
hahaha, this story is awesome...I told my friend that I had HUGE NEWS!! and he got all excited and then I sent him this link... :-D

kepp
08-08-2007, 01:59 PM
"Do you want to touch my monkey?"
http://www.ms.uky.edu/~sills/dieter.jpg

Prodigal19
08-08-2007, 02:21 PM
what a cool guy.
I would love to sit next to him on the plane.

BigMeatballDave
08-08-2007, 02:34 PM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/curious_george/will_ferrell/george4.jpg

I always had questions about the Man in the Big Yellow Hat.LMAO. Dammit, beat me to it...

Dartgod
08-08-2007, 02:40 PM
what a cool guy.
I would love to sit next to him on the plane.
You would until his monkey started flinging poo in your face.

Phobia
08-08-2007, 02:48 PM
I don't think the guy deserves jailtime. Make him clean the monkey cages at the zoo for a few months or something. I think punishments should fit the crime.

Prodigal19
08-08-2007, 03:17 PM
You would until his monkey started flinging poo in your face.
but the article said the monkey behaved well and just sat on the mans lap!

BIG_DADDY
08-08-2007, 03:19 PM
The fact that he remains incarcerated is ridiculous. Show me where it says no monkeys on board.

FAX
08-08-2007, 03:37 PM
I want these mutha****ing monkeys, off this motha****ing plane...

LMAO

FAX

ROYC75
08-08-2007, 04:25 PM
So this is how we got all of these illegal alien monkeys in the U S ?

Bout time they got after them.........

boogblaster
08-08-2007, 04:39 PM
Hope Goat-Chezz dont try to smuggle his monkey he found at training-camp, back under his bloomers....