49ers/Broncos preseason MNF thread

[tk13]

Rematch of the game that put the Chiefs in the playoffs last season. First chance to see the evil Broncos this season. Kickoff shortly here at 8 pm on ESPN.

[Rain Man]

Neg rep.

[Hammock Parties]

Stay down, bitches.

[ClevelandBronco]

Just about made it to the edge of the desert. I see water ahead, baby.

[tk13]

Neg rep.
For what?

[Hammock Parties]

For what?

Neg rep.

[Rain Man]

You know what you did wrong. By acknowledging their existence, you're implicitly encouraging their behavior.

[OnTheWarpath15]

I'm setting the Over/Under for Denver chop blocks at 3.5.

[cdcox]

I'm setting the Over/Under for Denver chop blocks at 3.5.

On the first play? I'll take the over.

[LocoChiefsFan]

Damn Donkey fans have no idea what respect is. Hear all that noise during the moment of silence for Bill Walsh.

[tk13]

You know what you did wrong. By acknowledging their existence, you're implicitly encouraging their behavior.
Whatever, I have a great record with the Broncos in primetime. I did one of the MNF games where the Ravens destroyed them, I started the thread where the Bengals destroyed them and George Foster committed the famous evil cut block, and I'm pretty sure I started the thread last year on SNF when the Chargers demolished them. I'm just warming up my preseason mojo. You all should be negative repped for trying to ruin it.

[JBucc]

Cutler shows off his amazing arm and one-hops it.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Nice Trent Green-esq throw from Cutler......

[Bowser]

WHO WANTS TEH NEG REP???/

[KCTitus]

ooohh...a 12yd run and a long Cutler completion. SB all the way, baby....

[/Chiefsplanet sanctioned Broncos homerism]

[HolmeZz]

Henry looks good.

[OnTheWarpath15]

That sure looked like the first Nalen cut block of the year......

[kcxiv]

YOu dont want Cutler doing that in preseason. He's going to get a earfull.

[tk13]

The Niners can't tackle at all. This is all Rain Man's fault. When the Broncos win the Super Bowl I'm blaming you.

[OnTheWarpath15]

SCORE!!!111!

TEH BROWNCOWS HAVE WON THE SUPER bOWL!!11!1

[kcxiv]

You know Denver is kinda pissed about getting KNocked out by the Niners from last year. It may be preseason, but the pain is still there.

[Bowser]

Neg rep for Travis Henry.

[Rain Man]

Whatever, I have a great record with the Broncos in primetime. I did one of the MNF games where the Ravens destroyed them, I started the thread where the Bengals destroyed them and George Foster committed the famous evil cut block, and I'm pretty sure I started the thread last year on SNF when the Chargers demolished them. I'm just warming up my preseason mojo. You all should be negative repped for trying to ruin it.

I hope your plan works. I think it's risky.

[shrek6849]

Take notes.

[Rain Man]

The Niners can't tackle at all. This is all Rain Man's fault. When the Broncos win the Super Bowl I'm blaming you.

Hey, you told me you had the voodoo thing going. Where's the voodoo, I ask. WHERE'S THE VOODOO?

[Bowser]

Take notes.

On what? The Broncos dominance in preseason? OK, I guess....

[tk13]

Hey, you told me you had the voodoo thing going. Where's the voodoo, I ask. WHERE'S THE VOODOO?
Your vibes from Denver are ruining it. RUINING IT.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Take notes.

And the first Bronco troll makes his appearance.

Shouldn't you be over at the Mane making travel arrangements for Glendale?

Make sure to book fully refundable flights and hotels....

[KCTitus]

Both of these teams have Circus Offenses...geez, getting first downs in the first series of the game. Dont these coaches know anything about ball control?

[Reerun_KC]

Damn Cutler has an pretty solid arm..

And his recievers can catch too....

[Bowser]

Both of these teams have Circus Offenses...geez, getting first downs in the first series of the game. Dont these coaches know anything about ball control?

LMAO

[Reerun_KC]

Both of these teams have Circus Offenses...geez, getting first downs in the first series of the game. Dont these coaches know anything about ball control?


You mean Denver isnt going to try and run the clock out?

[KCTitus]

You mean Denver isnt going to try and run the clock out?

They will now...gotta sit on that 4pt lead.

[kcxiv]

You mean Denver isnt going to try and run the clock out?
Thats my only Herm complaint. He tries to run the clock out in the first quarter. Go for the damn throats HERM lol

[KCTitus]

I dont get it....you mean you score on offense? Someone help me out here

[Hammock Parties]

DJ Williams looks like ass.

[shrek6849]

On what? The Broncos dominance in preseason? OK, I guess....

That should have been directed to Croyle. How a second year QB should run an offense against a vanilla preseason defense. Basic stuff, I thought?

[Bowser]

I dont get it....you mean you score on offense? Someone help me out here

I think that's the rule when you play NFC teams. Kind of like baseball not using a DH in the National League.

[KCTitus]

I think that's the rule when you play NFC teams. Kind of like baseball not using a DH in the National League.

Oh...right. I knew that.

[KCTitus]

'The best secondary in the NFL' looks like ass

[BigRock]

Fox's GameTrax says 49'ers RB Maurice Hicks has rushed 3 times for -985 yards. Damn, someone tell him he's going the wrong way already.

[tk13]

Smith can wing it... when he's playing well he looks great.

[FAX]

Niners looking like Vermeil's Chiefs here.

FAX

[Bowser]

I think Jaworski might just be an improvement over THEEEESman. Now somebody just yank Cornhole out of there.

[KCTitus]

Fox's GameTrax says 49'ers RB Maurice Hicks has rushed 3 times for -985 yards. Damn, someone tell him he's going the wrong way already.

That's ball control offense...

[KCTitus]

Oh...the best secondary in the NFL is working on a 'new system'...aha, that's why they looked horrible.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Wow...that was a hell of a hold #70 just got away with on the last play of the quarter.

Grabbed the defender around the neck......

All perfectly legal now, I guess.

[HolmeZz]

That's ball control offense...

Definitely eats up a lot of clock when you run that far backwards.

[KCTitus]

I believe in the last CBA, the rules were amended so that Denver is allowed to hold inside the opposing teams 20yd line so that they can score.

[Bowser]

My God. Would somebody please hit the gong and yank Cornheiser? Brutal.

[bogie]

I am disappointed in Monday night football announcers. They haven't figured it out yet. I used to really look forward to MNF, now, it's a joke.

[Eleazar]

My God. Would somebody please hit the gong and yank Cornheiser? Brutal.

Are they interviewing C-list soap opera stars or their company recording artists yet?

[Bowser]

Are they interviewing C-list soap opera stars or their company recording artists yet?

Be patient. It's sure it's coming.

[the Talking Can]

Chiefs offering 19 mil...LJ asking for 23 mil....structure is in place...expected to be done soon


woot!

just reported on espn deportes

[VonneMarie]

Awesome, if true.

[the Talking Can]

Chiefs offering 19 mil...LJ asking for 23 mil....structure is in place...expected to be done soon


woot!

just reported on espn deportes


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[Molitoth]

anyone reading this has consented to a premium membership...I'll put up paypal button soon....

heh

[the Talking Can]

why hasn't a sniper taken out Kornholer yet?

I'm disappointed in this country...JFK dies and Kornweiser lives.

[Hammock Parties]

I like Tony.

[the Talking Can]

I like Tony.

you also like Nick and Thai boys dressed like Boba Fett....

[beer bacon]

Denver's first string defense looked like ass.

[Garcia Bronco]

Denver's first string defense looked like ass.

Yeah we need some work on D.

[OctoberFart]

Denver's first string defense looked like ass.
Raiders looked bad too but I'm not worried.

[the Talking Can]

Henry is a good signing for the donkos.

[FAX]

It appeared to me that the goats are a little more prepared for the season than we are at this point. And, the Niners' offense looked very good - top to bottom.

FAX

[Mile High Mania]

Broncos will dominate!

Cutler ... 1/2 for 24 yards & Henry with 5 rushes for 27 yards and a TD.

"Championship!"

[beer bacon]

It appeared to me that the goats are a little more prepared for the season than we are at this point. And, the Niners' offense looked very good - top to bottom.

FAX

I was surprised that basically everybody playing offense for the Broncos looked like they knew what they were supposed to be doing.

[Mile High Mania]

I was surprised that basically everybody playing offense for the Broncos looked like they knew what they were supposed to be doing.

They play... to win... the game.

[FAX]

They cheat to win the game, too. Nonetheless, they looked more composed on offense than we do.

When we play them, it will be interesting to see how many passes Cutlery can complete while sitting on his ass 8 yards behind the line of scrimmage.

FAX

[Mile High Mania]

They cheat to win the game, too. Nonetheless, they looked more composed on offense than we do.

When we play them, it will be interesting to see how many passes Cutlery can complete while sitting on his ass 8 yards behind the line of scrimmage.

FAX

Just have your tissues ready during that game... oh, and your vagisil.

[ClevelandBronco]

Just have your tissues ready during that game... oh, and your vagisil.

Those games.

[OctoberFart]

Henry is a good signing for the donkos.

That is the truth. He will get 1500+ in that system.

[FAX]

Once you guys get our new, jumping-jack wide receiver unleashed on your asses, you'll be singing a new donkey tune. He'll be like a ufo flying over Lynch's head.

Truthfully, the matchup of your cheating offense and our super-fast, bone-crushing, quarterback-sacking, high-scoring defense should be interesting.

FAX

[ClevelandBronco]

Once you guys get our new, jumping-jack wide receiver unleashed on your asses, you'll be singing a new donkey tune...

FAX

When I was but a little laddie
My daddy bought a fiddle for me
And the only tune that I could play
Yes the only tune that I could play
Was

Ride your donkey
Nothing for me
Gallop you donkey
In a major key

Deep within his heart
Daddy knowed that I was smart
And the only tune that I could play
Yes the only tune that I could play
Was

Ride your donkey
Nothing for me
Gallop you donkey
In a major key

Ride your donkey.

— Joe Strummer

[Ebolapox]

Those games.

who's kidding who? we'll win in KC, you'll win in denver. follow the script, homer.

[ClevelandBronco]

who's kidding who? we'll win in KC, you'll win in denver. follow the script, homer.

We'll talk later.

[Ebolapox]

We'll talk later.

care to place a sig bet on this? I win (and we split), I own your sig for six months. you win (and denver sweeps), and you own my sig for six months.

[ClevelandBronco]

care to place a sig bet on this? I win (and we split), I own your sig for six months. you win (and denver sweeps), and you own my sig for six months.

If both teams are still relatively healthy at key positions when they go in to the first of the two games, we'll talk.

Seriously, try to remember to call me out on this when it matters.

[Hammock Parties]

I was just going over some photographs from the Denver game...holy crap he's huge. Dude must be at an incredibly high risk for heart disease.

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/3072/samku6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Hammock Parties]

Check out the gut on Jay Cutler.

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/9732/cutleruf9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Hammock Parties]

Someone should photoshop a doob into Jay's hand:

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/1690/cutler2qk7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Ebolapox]

seriously, cutler is one goofy looking motherf*cker

[Ceej]

For FF purposes ONLY, is Travis Henry the projected starter for Denver? Or is it Mike Bell?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

why hasn't a sniper taken out Kornholer yet?

I'm disappointed in this country...JFK dies and Kornweiser lives.



Good night Canada.

[bkkcoh]

Is it by chance that they gave Cutler Bubby Bristers old number. I am sure they are hoping that he will play a lot better then Brister did.....

[InChiefsHeaven]

seriously, cutler is one goofy looking motherf*cker

That's what worries me...the last goofy looking motherf*cker they had at QB won them the SB...

[kepp]

Definitely eats up a lot of clock when you run that far backwards.
I used to do that all the time in Techmo Bowl.

[Chiefnj2]

How did Ryan Harris look??

[Skyy God]

For FF purposes ONLY, is Travis Henry the projected starter for Denver? Or is it Mike Bell?

Henry. Presumably this is the year Denver's RBBC ends.

[UL Washington]

Is it by chance that they gave Cutler Bubby Bristers old number. I am sure they are hoping that he will play a lot better then Brister did.....

The irony of that however is that his greatest moment as a Bronco was taking a bootleg 40 yards to the house in Arrowhead on Monday night.

[Bearcat]

I was just going over some photographs from the Denver game...holy crap he's huge. Dude must be at an incredibly high risk for heart disease.



I noticed that, too, more than when he was with other teams...

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r143/bearcat2002/samku6.jpg

[OctoberFart]

Check out the gut on Jay Cutler.

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/9732/cutleruf9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


You are a fag for sure. Never heard a guy check out football players bodies like you do. Who cares if the QB is fat anyway.

[Ebolapox]

You are a Rump Ranger for sure. Never heard a guy check out football players bodies like you do. Who cares if the QB is fat anyway.

wait, did the raiders trade for jared lorenzen?!?

[Mile High Mania]

For FF purposes ONLY, is Travis Henry the projected starter for Denver? Or is it Mike Bell?

Was that a serious question?