If you OWNED the Chiefs....

[Redrum_69]

What changes to the Chiefs organization would you make and why?

What would you not change and why?

[ChiefsfaninPA]

I would pay LJ.

[Gonzo]

I'd see what Willie Roaf was up to....then eat some nachos.

[Redrum_69]

Why would you pay him? Has he earned the money? Has he taken the Chiefs to the Super Bowl? How much will the cap be impaired by? What about the possiblity of other players getting injured during the preseason and you need additional free agents to sign?

[gblowfish]

I would hire my own personal ball washer.

[Deberg_1990]

I would build a new Billion Dollar stadium. With a 100 yard wide megatron scoreboard.

[Tribal Warfare]

Fire Peterson

[ClevelandBronco]

I'd build an arena for them to play in.

[JBucc]

I'd fire Carl make myself GM and put a hot tub in the owners booth.

[FAX]

I would erect a giant statue to myself. I would be dressed in a tuxedo with a wise and philosophical expression on my face and I would be looking upward, out toward the distant heavens and the constellation "Boobs" and, in one hand, I would be grasping Larry Johnson's jersey and, in the other hand, I would be holding a whip.

FAX

[DiaperBoy27]

I'll tell you what I'd do, man...two chicks at the same time, man

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[Wile_E_Coyote]

I'd hire your mom to do the opposing team the night before the game

[Gonzo]

I'd hire your mom to do the opposing team the night before the game


At the same time? Wow.....

[The Franchise]

Keep Herm and hire a better offensive coordinator.

[LOCOChief]

I would personally perform Cavity search's on all Cheerleaders Oh and Croyles wife also.

[Chief Henry]

I would go up to Carl's Castle and tell him to STFU
while I had my lawyers pull out his walkinbg papers.

Then I would go get The New England Patriots GM
and double his salary and have him run the Chiefs.

[Rooster]

First order of business: All kickers will be required to have only one bar for their facemask.

Why: Because that kicks ass.

[FAX]

I would personally perform Cavity search's on all Cheerleaders Oh and Croyles wife also.

Well, I would fire you.

Then, I would do that.

FAX

[LOCOChief]

Well, I would fire you.

Then, I would do that.

FAX

How could you possibly fire me when I'm the owner?

And I own the team because I was smart enough to come up with the cavity search idea first

[ChiefsfaninPA]

First order of business: All kickers will be required to have only one bar for their facemask.

Why: Because that kicks ass.

Not allowed. Only old timers are grandfathered into that. I am not sure when they made the change but they did. But I guess as an owner you could lobby the proper committee and get it changed back.

[FAX]

How could you possibly fire me when I'm the owner?

And I own the team because I was smart enough to come up with the cavity search idea first

This is my post and I have a statue, so you're fired.

Now, pack your stuff and send in some cheerleaders on your way out.

FAX

[HonestChieffan]

I would raise ticket prices and parking first. Then Id build a statue of FAX. Trade LJ as fast as I could. Fire Herm. Keep Carl in charge of making money and hire a football man to evaluate talent and help hire a good coach.

Then Id probably start a BB to find out what the fans think. And raise prices again.

[ChiefsfaninPA]

I would raise ticket prices and parking first. Then Id build a statue of FAX. Trade LJ as fast as I could. Fire Herm. Keep Carl in charge of making money and hire a football man to evaluate talent and help hire a good coach.

Then Id probably start a BB to find out what the fans think. And raise prices again.

With the exception of the Fax statue and the coaching and RB change, that is the current business model the Chiefs are employing.

Clark, that you?

[Dayze]

I would hire better talent evaluators with regard to the draft.

[ChiefsfaninPA]

I would hire better talent evaluators with regard to the draft.


:spock: You mean DV era draft evaluating right? That is one thing Herm is definitely good at.

[HonestChieffan]

After the second price increase Id put in bigger cup holders, air condition the basement for my staff of midgets and install a statue of Thomas Jefferson in the west parking lot.

[Jenson71]

I would lobby the sportwriters, get DT in Canton NOW.

[LiL stumppy]

Why would you pay him? Has he earned the money? Has he taken the Chiefs to the Super Bowl? How much will the cap be impaired by? What about the possiblity of other players getting injured during the preseason and you need additional free agents to sign?


Are you serious? This is the most ignorant post I have seen in a while. He took us to the play offs last year. Carried the ball 400+ times. He is one of the best RB's to ever come through KC. AND, he is a premiere running back that needs to get paid what he is worth. I am sorry to tell you, but without him, the Chiefs would have won around 3 games last year.

[Dayze]

:spock: You mean DV era draft evaluating right? That is one thing Herm is definitely good at.
si.

the past 2 drafts have been refreshing.
I was just implying, collectively, the past 20 years of drafting have been average -possibly below average.

I should've phrased my statement better.

[ChiefsfaninPA]

Are you serious? This is the most ignorant post I have seen in a while. He took us to the play offs last year. Carried the ball 400+ times. He is one of the best RB's to ever come through KC. AND, he is a premiere running back that needs to get paid what he is worth. I am sorry to tell you, but without him, the Chiefs would have won around 3 games last year.


I was intentionally ignoring that stupid question as it wasn't worthy of a response. I think we know what side of the fence Redrum falls on.

[LiL stumppy]

I was intentionally ignoring that stupid question as it wasn't worthy of a response. I think we know what side of the fence Redrum falls on.


No kiddin

[Dayze]

I'd raise ticket prices....just to seperate the 'real' fans from the rest. I don't want 80K half a**ed fans in my stadium.

then I'd figure out a way to ask for more money from the tax payers.

[HonestChieffan]

Actually Redrum made a good point....LJ is worth more somewhere else plus hes a poor excuse for an adult. He will not get a staue like FAX and Thomas Jefferson.

I may also have a statue of William Clark Quantrill.

[ChiefsfaninPA]

Actually Redrum made a good point....LJ is worth more somewhere else plus hes a poor excuse for an adult.


Good thing you are not the owner. LJ is our team on offense at this point. Without him we will be only scoring on FG's or on D. And who cares how he acts as an adult. He's a FOOTBALL player. Since when did they have to be model citizens. As long as they abide by the law I could care less about their attitudes or dispositions. Just get in the endzone or make the tackle.

[Dayze]

if he's not a good role model...then who will the children emulate?
*sarcasm*

[ChiefsfaninPA]

if he's not a good role model...then who will the children emulate?
*sarcasm*

True. And if you're a parent and you let your children emulate athletes, you have failed them. Sports is a business. At one point it was a kids game, but now it is entertainment for adults. The NFL, NBA, MLB, etc. are not marketed to kids. Kids don't spend money to go to games. Adults do. Lets not kid(pun intended) ourselves on that.

[kcfanintitanhell]

If I were owner first thing I would do is turn loose 2500 monkeys at halftime of the home opener, just to see what would happen.

[HonestChieffan]

So like gee...If Im the owner and I trade LJ...Id probably get a new guy...maybe 2 new guys. I amy even go with a new coach and OC and we WOULDNT BE DEPENDENT ON A FREAKING HEAD CASE AND THIS MORON COACH....calming down now.....

My Quantrill statue is a cool idea , eh?

[FAX]

If I were owner first thing I would do is turn loose 2500 monkeys at halftime of the home opener, just to see what would happen.

ROFL

FAX

[ChiefsfaninPA]

My Quantrill statue is a cool idea , eh?

I have no clue what that/he/she/it is, but I do like that idea. You can never have too many statues.

[Chiefnj2]

It's too late to make major changes.

I'd try to sign Allen to a long term deal. If DJ plays well for most of the season I'd try to extend his contract as well. Other than that - status quo for the time being.

[CoMoChief]

In a perfect world I would,

1. Fire Carl and replace him with Rich McKay
2. Trade LJ to Dallas for their 2 first round picks next year.
3. Demote Solari back to the Oline coach, hire CIN offensive coordinator
4. Replace Herm Edwards as HC with Bill Cowher
5. Hire Herm as head of scouting dept.
6. Lower parking prices and beer prices
7. Tear down Arrowhead and Kauffman and use that whole lot for building a new Arrowhead that seats over 100K. (city officials would have to agree that Kauffman would be built downtown.
8. Have training camp moved back to William Jewel College up in Liberty again. **** the weather.
9. Pay Jared Allen
10. Move Ty Law to FS, draft a CB in the 1st day of draft.
11. Make a serious attempt to sign whatever big name FA tackles there are next season, and draft a OT with our first pick.

[HonestChieffan]

that was 11 things and thats against the thread rules

[POND_OF_RED]

I would get rid of KC wolf and instead make a real wolf the mascot and have him just roam free around arrowhead....

[HonestChieffan]

Wolf eating the monkeys!!!

Christians vs Lions

YES A new Half time show that is NOT a Price Chopper Chopper Shopper promo...

Feed Chopper Shoppers to Pit Bulls!!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I love being the owner!!!

[Chest Rockwell]

Have all the names replaced with Pwn3d!!!11 on the backs of the jerseys.

[88TG88]

Pay LJ
Build Tony a statue
Try to fix the O line with players not named Mcintosh
lower ticket prices
Fire Carl
Try to get a better O coordinator

I think I would leave everything,besides that, as it is. I like the Chiefs "experience" but it would be better if we won something.

[tooge]

In a perfect world I would,

1. Fire Carl and replace him with Rich McKay
2. Trade LJ to Dallas for their 2 first round picks next year.
3. Demote Solari back to the Oline coach, hire CIN offensive coordinator
4. Replace Herm Edwards as HC with Bill Cowher
5. Hire Herm as head of scouting dept.
6. Lower parking prices and beer prices
7. Tear down Arrowhead and Kauffman and use that whole lot for building a new Arrowhead that seats over 100K. (city officials would have to agree that Kauffman would be built downtown.
8. Have training camp moved back to William Jewel College up in Liberty again. **** the weather.
9. Pay Jared Allen
10. Move Ty Law to FS, draft a CB in the 1st day of draft.
11. Make a serious attempt to sign whatever big name FA tackles there are next season, and draft a OT with our first pick.

What he said. And, my one thing would be to buy the royals also. Move the Royals downtown. Cover Kaufman stadium and make into a giant free to ticket holders place to crash after the game so those of you who drink too much dont have to drive home. Oh yeah, and build a 7000sf home ontop of the hill by J lot overlooking my paradise. With a huge slide down to the parking lot.

[Valiant]

What changes to the Chiefs organization would you make and why?

What would you not change and why?


(If I am Gates rich)I Would buy my way out of Jackson County Stadium and buy the entire West Bottoms except for the Haunted houses and the American Royal Buildings.. Raze Kemper and all the other buildings and build Arrowhead two.. The stadium would be half dome(new cowboys stadium) but a lot bigger opening, just so all the noise does not funnel out(It would always be left open for football games unless a electric storm, American Royal and other venues could use the stadium with it closed).. State of the art electronics and stats updates on the screens for all the fantasy football players..

For all the buildings I razed in the West bottoms I would build a huge Hotel and couple food places(one fine, two average priced) and one massive bar... Would redo all the roads leading into and away from the area so the traffic would not be bad.. The rest of the area would be parking with a special section of parking for extreme tailgaters which would cost extra..

Oh the stadium would be 100k+.. With a giant upper bowl that held 55k+ where the ticket prices ranged from 25-50dollars a ticket.. The prices of the lower two bowls and suites would be way more expensive... This way I can get the people that have money to blow and people that want to see the game in the same place.. I would expect the normal businesses and corporate accounts to buy most of the suites and lower bowl prices so at a minimum I would expect 85k+ for each game...

[Reerun_KC]

In a perfect world I would,

1. Fire Carl and replace him with Rich McKay
2. Trade LJ to Dallas for their 2 first round picks next year.
3. Demote Solari back to the Oline coach, hire CIN offensive coordinator
4. Replace Herm Edwards as HC with Bill Cowher
5. Hire Herm as head of scouting dept.
6. Lower parking prices and beer prices
7. Tear down Arrowhead and Kauffman and use that whole lot for building a new Arrowhead that seats over 100K. (city officials would have to agree that Kauffman would be built downtown.
8. Have training camp moved back to William Jewel College up in Liberty again. **** the weather.
9. Pay Jared Allen
10. Move Ty Law to FS, draft a CB in the 1st day of draft.
11. Make a serious attempt to sign whatever big name FA tackles there are next season, and draft a OT with our first pick.


Best Post in ages here on ChiefsPlanet...

Yeah, what he said!!!!!

[Skip Towne]

I would hire my own personal ball washer.
I already have Chiefaroo for that. And I don't even own the Chiefs.

[Calcountry]

What changes to the Chiefs organization would you make and why?

What would you not change and why?I would hire your mom to wear the mascot outfit. Why? Because she can be bought for free and still does a good job because she likes what she does.

[Reerun_KC]

I already have Chiefaroo for that. And I don't even own the Chiefs.


People your age still have balls that need washed? Why? It is not like you use them...

LMAO