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TinyEvel
08-15-2007, 11:53 PM
After watching Hard Knocks episode 2, I was wondering....

Kind of estranged from his family for a while.

Yells a lot.

Cusses a lot.

Gets emotional when the heat is on.


Can anyone confirm/deny?

Hammock Parties
08-15-2007, 11:55 PM
Did you see the stubble he was sporting? Dude is batshit crazy. I wonder when he last had sex. I bet he's impotent.

ChiefaRoo
08-15-2007, 11:55 PM
Naw, he's just German.

Ebolapox
08-15-2007, 11:55 PM
he has this habit of baiting foxes with his weiner, just like marty schottenheimer used to do with waitresses and greg hill's wife.

TinyEvel
08-15-2007, 11:57 PM
Did you see the stubble he was sporting? Dude is batshit crazy. I wonder when he last had sex. I bet he's impotent.



Funny. People were saying the same chit about you after your camp reports.

Hammock Parties
08-15-2007, 11:59 PM
Funny. People were saying the same chit about you after your camp reports.

You found them emotional?

Frazod
08-15-2007, 11:59 PM
After watching Hard Knocks episode 2, I was wondering....

Kind of estranged from his family for a while.

Yells a lot.

Cusses a lot.

Gets emotional when the heat is on.


Can anyone confirm/deny?

This perfectly describes me, and I've only been drunk twice since 1997. :D

Mr. Flopnuts
08-16-2007, 12:01 AM
You found them emotional?



LMAO

TinyEvel
08-16-2007, 12:02 AM
You found them emotional?

You're kind of like a plotted dot on a graph somewhere between the Star Wars kid and the Chocolate rain guy.

FAX
08-16-2007, 12:04 AM
Project much?

Just jokin' there. I have no idea, Mr. TinyEvel. I don't see how he could hold up if he were constantly in his cups. He's a complete workaholic, though.

FAX

el borracho
08-16-2007, 12:11 AM
How to tell when a German is drunk: http://youtube.com/watch?v=oYj6TceYio0

big nasty kcnut
08-16-2007, 02:41 AM
Gunther is a angry german do not disturb him.

Bwana
08-16-2007, 06:31 AM
Naw, the guy just won't sleep more than two fricken hours a night. He's a walking lab rat.

Extra Point
08-16-2007, 08:22 AM
How to tell when a German is drunk: http://youtube.com/watch?v=oYj6TceYio0

New spokesman for Wendy's and Woolite carpet cleaner. "Are you going to do your show tomorrow? Without the alcohol?" ... "This is a mess."

Simply Red
08-16-2007, 08:25 AM
Wonder if he'll sport the yellow ray-ban hunters this year.

burt
08-16-2007, 08:29 AM
Is Gunther a drunk?

You say this like it is a bad thing???..........

talastan
08-16-2007, 08:30 AM
He's just a pro-calibur High school football coach. My old football coach used to yell and cuss all the time. I think it is just the personality of the beast that is the GUN!!

ChiTown
08-16-2007, 08:35 AM
I think he's overrated as a Defensive Coordinator. Other than that, I'm not sure.....

DJJasonp
08-16-2007, 08:41 AM
This just in from hollywood...

Gunther Cunningham to star in Bad Santa 2

(the perfect role for Gun)

Simply Red
08-16-2007, 08:45 AM
This just in from hollywood...

Gunther Cunningham to star in Bad Santa 2

(the perfect role for Gun)
Are you a trance dj? How bout "BIG BEAT?" Progessive breaks?

DJJasonp
08-16-2007, 08:49 AM
Are you a trance dj? How bout "BIG BEAT?" Progessive breaks?

I'm a semi-retired DJ.

Back in the day it was hard house/progressive trance

Simply Red
08-16-2007, 08:51 AM
I'm a semi-retired DJ.

Back in the day it was hard house/progressive trance
Danny Tenaglia? What Up? Kimball Collins, Carl Cox. WHATCHA GOT?!

DJJasonp
08-16-2007, 08:55 AM
Danny Tenaglia? What Up? Kimball Collins, Carl Cox. WHATCHA GOT?!

A little harder than those.......

Ferry Corsten, Lisa Lashes, Lisa Pin-up, BK, anything on the Tidy label...Tiesto for trance, etc. etc.

Simply Red
08-16-2007, 08:58 AM
A little harder than those.......

Ferry Corsten, Lisa Lashes, Lisa Pin-up, BK, anything on the Tidy label...Tiesto for trance, etc. etc.
Yep. Different conversation for a different thread. We'll have to catch up. I followed the music since its birth.

Direckshun
08-16-2007, 09:03 AM
Gunther had the best moment in the show.

"**** family night." Jared Allen and Ron Edwards crack up.

HypnotizedMonkey
08-16-2007, 09:04 AM
coaching the red carpet D would drive me to drinking too.

cookster50
08-16-2007, 09:07 AM
coaching the red carpet D would drive me to drinking too.
Shut up n00b.

nychief
08-16-2007, 09:08 AM
Kind of estranged from his family for a while.

Yells a lot.

Cusses a lot.

Gets emotional when the heat is on.


DAD?

StcChief
08-16-2007, 09:11 AM
Not sure... The hours required of a coach 16+ at times, who has time to be a drunk?