A good nite poem for you....or 2 or 3

[ChiTown]

1. Roses are red and violets are blue, when I watch the Chiefs my bowels release poo.

2. Footballs are brown and our Jerseys are red, the season hasn't started and we're already dead.

3. My pee is yellow and my spoo is foggy, rumor has it, GOCHIEFS did Rhonda Moss doggy.

Thanks for caring and sharing and just being there. Good night!

[FAX]

Faces are purplish, and bile is bright green. We have the worst offense that we've ever seen.

FAX

[Iowanian]

I'll try.

1. Watching the Chiefs is part of your life, while you're typing this thread, slayer diablo is pumping your wi.....

2. Daisies are yellow are not cool for Boys, when the offense was playing, they played the Brown NOisE.

[Iowanian]

The Donkey Oline, is covered in Lard
The Chiefs need Viagra, to play this game hard.

Some players need cut, let me pull the Leever
John Elway's a tool, with teeth like a beaver.

[teedubya]

Our Defense is good, our Offense Sucks ass.

All Interceptions are still a complete pass.

[FAX]

Those are excellent, Mr. Iowanian. Here's one for you.

A girl with one titty has only one knocker. Medlock would be better off playing soccer.

FAX

[teedubya]

We have no O Line, so we can't run...

This season's gonna be painful. Not much fun.

[Demonpenz]

This offense and coaching staff has no rhyme or reason.
To give up this early is considered to be treason.
I will be productive and not waste my time watching this season

[teedubya]

If I had a dollar for every year of Carls 5-year plan...
I would have 19 dollars and be a rich man.

[Demonpenz]

A birds Wings clipped
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[Iowanian]

Medlock the kicker, his confidence down
It should be for certain, he's charlie Brown.

http://texasholdemblogger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/charlie_brown_lucy_football.jpg

[FAX]

P*ssies are pinkish and some pants are khaki. Our defensive tackles cannot get a sackie.

FAX

[Demonpenz]

a birds wings clipped
a cat being declawed.
a turtle without a shell
a pit bull muzzled
a snake defanged

there is only so many different metaphors to say we're ****ed

[FAX]

Some turds are blackish and some turds are tan. Our entire season just went down the can.

FAX

[MVChiefFan]

Croyle's a question, Huard should be riding splinters.

I don't know about y'all, but I'm rooting for Casey Printers!

[FAX]

Some girls wear silver and some wear turquoise. But most can play better than our starting boys.

FAX

[ChiefaRoo]

Herms runs into the line on downs one and two. Chiefaroo is a planet god and Skip knows it too.
On down three they pass to try and get ten but I-71 quickly opens again.

[Demonpenz]

Some girls are moaners, some are screemers, other's are what we call The chiefs first stringers

[Iowanian]

This long snapper smells of dead fish and ass,
A raider fan's mom, to Blind men he could pass.

[MVChiefFan]

Croyle, Huard, Svitek and Terry.

We're going to be f***** if we don't sign Larry!

[teedubya]

My carpet is tan and my couch is plaid. The Chiefs 2007 offense is REALLY ****ING BAD.

[Mr. Plow]

2. Footballs are brown and our Jerseys are red, the season hasn't started and we're already dead.


Best one thus far. So who's going #1 in the draft next year?

[ChiTown]

Croyle, Huard, Svitek and Terry.

We're going to be f***** if we don't sign Larry!

Ain't that the truuf!

If Herm is to sperm, and harry is to Larry, then Huard must be our Tard, and that's very scary.