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Demonpenz
08-18-2007, 05:44 PM
What is yours?

ChiefsCountry
08-18-2007, 05:46 PM
Football or Sex?

Bowser
08-18-2007, 05:47 PM
Blueballs can't get in on this thread fast enough.

88TG88
08-18-2007, 05:47 PM
I'm not picky. If can get it, any position is fine

Demonpenz
08-18-2007, 05:47 PM
use your imagination

88TG88
08-18-2007, 05:53 PM
use your imagination
The Scandinavian

blueballs
08-18-2007, 05:54 PM
fetal
the works all done
and sweet sleep takes over

BigMeatballDave
08-18-2007, 05:54 PM
My penis in a vagina, in any position, is seldom a bad thing...

Demonpenz
08-18-2007, 06:01 PM
I wanted favorite position. Middle linebacker and Doggystyle. That's just me though. I am the crazy asshole ****ing chicks, drinking whiskey, doing drugs, till i die baby

Bowser
08-18-2007, 06:07 PM
My positions on-

Professional - Ceo or Vice President

Baseball - second base

Football - Safety

Sexual - Both standing with her bent over the bed

Sitting - Indian style

Quantum string theory - Anything is possible

Firing a gun - prone

Immigration - needs to be scaled back

Tattoos - not a fan (although small ones on women turn me on sometimes)

Michael Vick - scumbag

Darwinism vs. Creationism - Darwinism

2007 Chiefs - average

Target vs. WalMart -Target

Bud Selig - scumbag

Coke vs. Pepsi - Coke

Demonpenz
08-18-2007, 06:11 PM
pepsi is such a homer pick. Jack and coke baby. Thats the southern white trash style

Demonpenz
08-18-2007, 06:11 PM
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Demonpenz
08-18-2007, 06:14 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMl7a1TiRHc

Jilly
08-18-2007, 06:17 PM
My positions on-

Professional - grassroots

Baseball - catcher

Football - middle linebacker

Sexual - Both standing with her bent over the bed; that sounds good to me!

Sitting - legs in front arms bracing me up

Quantum string theory - i'm ignorant

Firing a gun - never

Immigration - jury's still out on this one

Tattoos - have one on my hip; think they're fine if they're not stupid

Michael Vick - idiot

Darwinism vs. Creationism - Darwinism

2007 Chiefs - hopeful

Target vs. WalMart -Target

Bud Selig - crooked

Coke vs. Pepsi - Pepsi

Miller vs. Bud - Miller if I have to

Rum vs. Vodka - Vodka

Opening presents Christmas eve - NEVER

While sleeping - on my side

Priest4Prez
08-18-2007, 06:20 PM
Following bowser's format



My positions on-

Professional - Gigalo

Baseball - first base

Football - DT

Sexual - Missionary

Sitting - Lounge

Quantum string theory - who care?

Firing a gun - sitting

Immigration - is ok if it is processed right

Tattoos - awesome

Michael Vick - haven't even liked him

Darwinism vs. Creationism - Somewhere inbetween

2007 Chiefs - potential

Target vs. WalMart -Walmart

Bud Selig - from wisconson, nuff said

Coke vs. Pepsi - Rootbeer

Phobia
08-18-2007, 06:21 PM
Inverted

MichaelH
08-18-2007, 06:25 PM
The wife and I like doggy and/or reverse cowboy. If I'm real good there's some anal thrown in. :p

Bowser
08-18-2007, 06:26 PM
The wife and I like doggy and/or reverse cowboy. If I'm real good there's some anal thrown in. :p

Careful throwing the "anal" out around these parts. You don't know who will pop in...

StcChief
08-18-2007, 06:26 PM
Following bowser's format
My positions on-

Professional - Gigalo

Baseball - Second base

Football - Safety

Sexual - Reverse Cowgirl

Sitting - Lounge

Quantum string theory - who cares.

Firing a gun - Standing

Immigration - Do it the way the law says

Tattoos - stamp tramp.. Small ones strategically placed are hot.

Michael Vick - Over rated POS. Will get less prison than he deserves

Darwinism vs. Creationism - God started it all.

2007 Chiefs - rebuilding year

Target vs. WalMart -Walmart

Bud Selig - weak Commish

Coke vs. Pepsi - Rootbeer / Cream Ale

Beer - Ales

Bowser
08-18-2007, 06:33 PM
Good additions -

Vodka vs. Rum - Rum, baby

(There is a Jamaican brand of rum called World's End. They make cream rums while they don't sound all that masquline, are f*cking delicious! Sweet Ripe Banana and Raisin Nut = tasty! If I have any left for the home opener, I'll bring it to the tailgate. Or not, I think I might just go drain it now)

Miller vs Bud - Bud, if there is no more Boulevard

Sleeping - Stomach/side

Vacations - Best when a beach is involved

Blonde vs Brunette - Sure

Pubs vs Clubs - Pubs (preferably outdoor with a deck)

Jilly
08-18-2007, 06:37 PM
Blonde vs. Brunette - Ummm....you left one out...but I say blonde
Pubs vs. Clubs - def. pubs
Toilet paper - under

luv
08-18-2007, 07:33 PM
My positions on-

Professional - Blue Collar

Baseball - SS

Football - DE

Sexual - Not going there

Sitting - In a chair with one leg tucked under me

Quantum string theory - ???

Firing a gun - never

Immigration - needs to be scaled back

Tattoos - nothing that's over the top

Michael Vick - scumbag

Darwinism vs. Creationism - Darwinism

2007 Chiefs - average

Target vs. WalMart - Wal-Mart

Bud Selig - ???

Coke vs. Pepsi - Dr Pepper

Rum vs. Vodka - Rum

luv
08-18-2007, 07:35 PM
Miller vs Bud - Bud, if there is no more Boulevard

Sleeping - Side/back

Vacations - Anyplace that takes my mind off things

Blonde vs Brunette - Brunette

Pubs vs Clubs - Pubs

Toilet Paper - Over

Ebolapox
08-18-2007, 07:36 PM
My positions on-...
Sexual - as long as there's grape gatorade, it doesn't matter...


heh.

rad
08-18-2007, 07:40 PM
The wife and I like doggy and/or reverse cowboy. If I'm real good there's some anal thrown in. :p

For you, or her?

luv
08-18-2007, 07:40 PM
I'm unoriginal and retarted.
At least you admit it publically.

greg63
08-18-2007, 07:43 PM
What is yours?


Here lately it's been sitting in front of my computer.

Mr. Plow
08-18-2007, 08:53 PM
I wanted favorite position. Middle linebacker and Doggystyle. That's just me though.

You like a middle linebacker doggystyle?

Ebolapox
08-18-2007, 09:21 PM
I'm just jealous that you did it first.

yeah, I know :p

boogblaster
08-18-2007, 09:39 PM
Nose-tackle...lookin down on a the top of the head of a cute blonde burnin my rope...

Smed1065
08-18-2007, 09:44 PM
Aggressive and after trust is built other areas.

Smed1065
08-18-2007, 09:46 PM
Aggressive and after trust is built other areas.

Deberg_1990
08-18-2007, 10:22 PM
This always seems to work for me:


Kama Sutra Positions - The wheelbarrow
On the brink of madness the bed and with the supported forearms, the woman is arranged "to be raised" of the legs by the man, who of foot behind her, penetrates maintaining it it of the thighs. The stimulus and the pleasure are concentrated in the genitals of both, but he is the man who takes to the rate attracting the body of her towards his. The variety of movements and sensations that allows the position is amazing: circular, ascending and descendent, with the closed or opened legs.

Dr. Johnny Fever
08-19-2007, 12:52 AM
reverse cowgirl

Buehler445
08-19-2007, 01:27 AM
OK, I'll Play

My positions on-

Professional - Responsibility over only what you have authority over

Baseball - SS

Football - RB

Sexual - Whenever possible

Sitting - I'm a giant with bad knees and ankles, so I need an oversized chair

Quantum string theory - Umm, I studied business in school. If you want to talk about Org Behavior Theory, Expectancy theory is a favorite.

Firing a gun - controlled. None of this gunslinging cop shit.

Immigration - Legal = fine. Illegal = unacceptable.

Tattoos - Not fond of the tramp stamp, but tactfully placed is neat:)

Michael Vick - Why is he still alive?

Darwinism vs. Creationism - Creationism

2007 Chiefs - Too many variables, but very likely not headed to the SB

Target vs. WalMart - No contest - Target

Bud Selig - Dumb

Coke vs. Pepsi - Pepsi all the way (but I'm on the 20 day plan with SR and Tiny E)

Rum vs. Vodka - Vodka

Vodka vs. Rum - Vodka, the only things Russians didn't break

Miller vs Bud - Bud

Sleeping - stomach, but preferably with my girl

Vacations - has to be relaxing.

Blonde vs Brunette - redhead is optimum, but my girl is a blonde and she does it for me.

Pubs vs Clubs - Pubs