When needed-just how big a prick can you be

[blueballs]

Do you ever surprise yourself
and does it make you proud

Royal prick - somewhere inbetween - prickless

[Phobia]

I once hit a guy during a road rage incident. I wasn't proud but he really deserved that and much more. Yes, I was surprised at myself. That was probably the biggest prick I've been and it was under the influence. I've been tempted to be a bigger prick many times, but just don't have it in me.

[ChiefaRoo]

I once hit a guy during a road rage incident. I wasn't proud but he really deserved that and much more. Yes, I was surprised at myself. That was probably the biggest prick I've been and it was under the influence. I've been tempted to be a bigger prick many times, but just don't have it in me.

That's not being a Prick. That's being a dumbass.

Being a prick is when your friend asks you to pick him up at the airport. You blow him off and then when he shows up at the party you were originally going to go to together you're making out with his girl.

[blueballs]

Your best friend flirts with your girl
so you **** his
that's a prick

[Hammock Parties]

One time I spammed a message board.

[Phobia]

I guess I don't understand the qualifications of being a prick then. Thanks for correcting me.... prick.

[blueballs]

ROFL

[Buehler445]

I once told a Customer Service rep for SBC that when I got into a management position, working for SBC would be an automatic disqualification.

[The Franchise]

My rommate at the time wanted this girl at a party....and she wanted me instead. So I ****ed her.....for the next month...

[ChiefaRoo]

I guess I don't understand the qualifications of being a prick then. Thanks for correcting me.... prick.

You're welcome phobes. By the way I'm glad you didn't get smoked on your 21st b-day. The board wouldn't be the same without you and your average IQ. :)

[Buehler445]

My rommate at the time wanted this girl at a party....and she wanted me instead. So I ****ed her.....for the next month...

I do believe that qualifies as a prick move.

[Logical]

Frankly when need be and justified I can be a world class prick.

[Logical]

That's not being a Prick. That's being a dumbass.

Being a prick is when your friend asks you to pick him up at the airport. You blow him off and then when he shows up at the party you were originally going to go to together you're making out with his girl.

In what world is this the definition?

[Smed1065]

If needed, it happens!

Hum. Even if not needed...........usually.

[ChiefaRoo]

In what world is this the definition?

It's called an example Log-Eh-cull.

[blueballs]

Be a prick to the poster above you thread
could have great potential
or just your average tread

[The Franchise]

I do believe that qualifies as a prick move.

Is it a prick move if he didn't know it was going on?

[Buehler445]

Is it a prick move if he didn't know it was going on?

If they were roommates, I will assume it was communal knowledge.

[ClevelandBronco]

I'm not very good at it. I'm always ready to give a guy a fifth chance. My wife, however, is great.

She once hired her best friend's husband to do some interior painting in our house because he'd recently lost his job. He didn't show up one day and she fired and replaced his ass.

She didn't even lose her friend. The friend divorced the poor chump soon after.

[Bowser]

I'm not very good at it. I'm always ready to give a guy a fifth chance. My wife, however, is great.

She once hired her best friend's husband to do some interior painting in our house because he'd recently lost his job. He didn't show up one day and she fired and replaced his ass.

She didn't even lose her friend. The friend divorced the poor chump soon after.

Voodoo poonanny.

[kcxiv]

no one can ever push me that far.

[Mr. Plow]

I once got into an verbal argument with a bill collector. I was screaming vulgarities at him in the middle of my office.

[Logical]

It's called an example Log-Eh-cull.

If that is the definition then I guess I don't qualify. If it is a person who will cut your throat (euphamistically) to get ahead in business then mark me down. If it is setting up someone else to fail so you can succeed then mark me down. If it is getting someone so twisted they cannot unravel themselves then mark me down.

[Smed1065]

I once got into an verbal argument with a bill collector. I was screaming vulgarities at him in the middle of my office.

Dead Beat!















:)

[ClevelandBronco]

Voodoo poonanny.

Huh? I think that I'm just too old to know all that stuff that you guys who listen to rock and roll say to each other.

Try to say it in Sinatra.

[Nzoner]

Since you said when needed I can be first class,in fact the asshat who blew up my hot water heater and who didn't show at the small claims trial so the case would kicked to a higher court thinking I wouldn't spend the money to hire an attorney to pursue him is about to find out how first class.

Once we win the judgement for good I don't want his money I'm going to run ads in my publication that's mailed to 81,000 mailboxes each month and run his ass out of business.Even my attorney just told me Thursday that I was the wrong guy to piss off.

[Psyko Tek]

while working Tech support for semiconductor capital equipment firm, I told a problem customer He was just ****ed, they were closing up the department on the morning

[ClevelandBronco]

If that is the definition then I guess I don't qualify. If it is a person who will cut your throat (euphamistically) to get ahead in business then mark me down. If it is setting up someone else to fail so you can succeed then mark me down. If it is getting someone so twisted they cannot unravel themselves then mark me down.

Remind me not to do business against you. Or even with you.

[Mr. Plow]

Dead Beat!















:)

So what....do I owe you money?




















If I do, I'll pay you on Wednesday, I swear......

[luv]

Men have to try to be pricks? I thought it came naturally.

[Logical]

Well I suppose for some it is as natural as it is for some women to be sluts. Does not apply to all.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Ask the girl who was really good on the air... and really hot... that I fired over the phone one time. I thought she was a bitch for deciding to stay in bed with her boyfriend one morning instead of coming to work though.

Then there was the kid I literally drug off of the break room table where he was sleeping... at work... then drug his ass down the hall and to the elevator when I fired him. He was drunk and high though and went to sleep while he was on the air so I felt I would have been justified to be pricklier.

If you work for me don't **** with my station. I will replace your worthless ass.

[Skip Towne]

Ask the girl who was really good on the air... and really hot... that I fired over the phone one time. I thought she was a bitch for deciding to stay in bed with her boyfriend one morning instead of coming to work though.

Then there was the kid I literally drug off of the break room table where he was sleeping... at work... then drug his ass down the hall and to the elevator when I fired him. He was drunk and high though and went to sleep while he was on the air so I felt I would have been justified to be pricklier.

If you work for me don't **** with my station. I will replace your worthless ass.
You fired Dr. Johnny Fever? Prick.

[milkman]

This is a trick question, right?

[tmax63]

I have accused people of having circumsicion scars on their foreheads before. But that was because they were being d!ckheads not pricks.

[Iowanian]

When I'm pissed off...I could choke Linda Lovelace to death with no hands.

[blueballs]

I made the office bitch
-I can do no wrong- cry
and can't stop smiling

[Rain Man]

I'm pretty easygoing if there's a chance that a problem was an honest misunderstanding. If someone does something that's inexcusable and I know I'm right, then I can make them rue the error of their ways. I used to be unable to do that, but having owned a company for almost a decade now, I've recognized that it's better for everyone if you call out the liars and the thieves and go hard on them.

[Skip Towne]

I made the office bitch
-I can do no wrong- cry
and can't stop smiling
You have an office bitch at McDonald's?

[blueballs]

Photo Hut

[Rasputin]

At a K-State Neb. game a few years ago. K-State was kicking the tar out of the Neb. Cornhuskers. Midway in the third Q K-State scored yet another TD, and I was giveing High 5's to other K-State fans, I turned around and tried to give a guy with a Husker hat on a high five, He left me hangin...

What a prick..

Btw he did not stand behind me after the 3rd Q. & just glad he decided not to kick my ass.

[KcMizzou]

Frankly when need be and justified I can be a world class prick.Who are you kidding? You do it for entertainment.

[luv]

Who are you kidding? You do it for entertainment.
Then it would be justified (and often needed). :)

[Bugeater]

OK, here's an example. The Mrs has a bad habit of locking the back door during the day when we are home. It's been an ongoing thing that's really been getting on my nerves and she doesn't see what the big deal is with it. So a little while ago I went out the back door to mow the lawn, and while I was doing that she left for the store with her mother and guess what? She locked the ****ing back door before she left, so I had to walk around front to get back in when I was done. So to teach her a lesson, I locked the front door so she can't get in when she gets back seeing as she didn't take her keys since she rode with her mother.

Heh, payback's a bitch.

[milkman]

Heh, payback's a bitch.

And what will your wife be when she gets home and finds the door locked?

[Bugeater]

And what will your wife be when she gets home and finds the door locked?
Not amused? :shrug:

[milkman]

Not amused? :shrug:

That's a nice way of putting it.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Men have to try to be pricks? I thought it came naturally.
She shoots, she scores...

[Demonpenz]

It sucks when push comes to shove and you need to be tough. Sometimes it's hard to balance being a good person with getting a job done

[CoMoChief]

Last season's DEN game on Thanksgiving I made this girl in front of me cry because I was doggin' on the Donks and Plummer so bad. She was about 13 or so and she was with her dad (they were from DEN). The Dad told me to pipe down and watch my language and then I threatened to kick his ass. They both left and didn't come back. I was drunk at the time and I feel bad about it still to this day....until I remind myself that they were from DEN.

[Phobia]

Last season's DEN game on Thanksgiving I made this girl in front of me cry because I was doggin' on the Donks and Plummer so bad. She was about 13 or so and she was with her dad (they were from DEN). The Dad told me to pipe down and watch my language and then I threatened to kick his ass. They both left and didn't come back. I was drunk at the time and I feel bad about it still to this day....until I remind myself that they were from DEN.

Yeah, that's pretty much being a first class prick.

[CoMoChief]

Yeah, that's pretty much being a first class prick.
lol

[Phobia]

lol

Not really. This is uncool for a variety of reasons:
1. It makes the entire city look bad.
2. It puts Dad in a tough spot.
3. You've made the wrong impression on a vulnerable girl.

What would you have done if Dad came up and got in your face - given him a beatdown in front of his daughter? This is just uncool all the way around.

I'm disappointed and I actually think highly of you.

[Skip Towne]

OK, here's an example. The Mrs has a bad habit of locking the back door during the day when we are home. It's been an ongoing thing that's really been getting on my nerves and she doesn't see what the big deal is with it. So a little while ago I went out the back door to mow the lawn, and while I was doing that she left for the store with her mother and guess what? She locked the ****ing back door before she left, so I had to walk around front to get back in when I was done. So to teach her a lesson, I locked the front door so she can't get in when she gets back seeing as she didn't take her keys since she rode with her mother.

Heh, payback's a bitch.
I hope she cuts you off.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Last season's DEN game on Thanksgiving I made this girl in front of me cry because I was doggin' on the Donks and Plummer so bad. She was about 13 or so and she was with her dad (they were from DEN). The Dad told me to pipe down and watch my language and then I threatened to kick his ass. They both left and didn't come back. I was drunk at the time and I feel bad about it still to this day....until I remind myself that they were from DEN.
Drunk or not that's not cool. At least you feel bad about it... I think.

[Demonpenz]

why would you be mean to a 13 year old. Only a couple more years unti she's legal

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

why would you be mean to a 13 year old. Only a couple more years unti she's legal
I don't think 15 is legal Raphael.

[Demonpenz]

I don't think 15 is legal Raphael.


plant the seed early so I can plant the seed later

[Skip Towne]

plant the seed early so I can plant the seed later
Now you are assuming she will talk to you.

[Demonpenz]

Now you are assuming she will talk to you.
Oh we won't be talkin much if you catch my drift. Nudge nudge bite bite winkie winkie sinkie sinkie

[CoMoChief]

So far Im the biggest prick on the board.

[Demonpenz]

So far Im the biggest prick on the board.


you did put stick your neck out there.

[HypnotizedMonkey]

why would you be mean to a 13 year old. Only a couple more years unti she's legal


...you SAY years... but i KNOW you're thinkin months.

-pRick

[Braincase]

When the need to be a prick arises, I'm a 6'2" meatstick packin' 290 pounds of jackhammer ass.


Actually, I avoid confrontation. Bad things happen, including arrest and injury. I try to avoid tussles, and am typically the first to walk away. I got a wife and three kids to think about. Now, if somebody is threatening my wife and kids, he most sincerely needs to account for me, for I will make him rue the day, ala Ken from "Real Genius".

[Buehler445]

When the need to be a prick arises, I'm a 6'2" meatstick packin' 290 pounds of jackhammer ass.


Actually, I avoid confrontation. Bad things happen, including arrest and injury. I try to avoid tussles, and am typically the first to walk away. I got a wife and three kids to think about. Now, if somebody is threatening my wife and kids, he most sincerely needs to account for me, for I will make him rue the day, ala Ken from "Real Genius".

Major Rep for quoting Real Genius.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

So far Im the biggest prick on the board.
...and that's saying a lot.


LMAO

[ChiTown]

Last season's DEN game on Thanksgiving I made this girl in front of me cry because I was doggin' on the Donks and Plummer so bad. She was about 13 or so and she was with her dad (they were from DEN). The Dad told me to pipe down and watch my language and then I threatened to kick his ass. They both left and didn't come back. I was drunk at the time and I feel bad about it still to this day....until I remind myself that they were from DEN.

Once you involve kids, you cross over from being a prick to an absolute douche bag. If I had been sitting next to you, you would have been eating your future dinners thru a straw. I have no tolerance for adults being classless, clueless a-holes to kids.

Have a nice day!

[blueballs]

Once you involve kids, you cross over from being a prick to an absolute douche bag. If I had been sitting next to you, you would have been eating your future dinners thru a straw. I have no tolerance for adults being classless, clueless a-holes to kids.

Have a nice day!

All mature porn lover

[CoMoChief]

Once you involve kids, you cross over from being a prick to an absolute douche bag. If I had been sitting next to you, you would have been eating your future dinners thru a straw. I have no tolerance for adults being classless, clueless a-holes to kids.

Have a nice day!

Gotta love internet tough guys.

[ChiTown]

Gotta love internet tough guys.

No internet tough guy about it.

If you are a dickhead like that to kids, you should have your ass kicked. If you sit by me at the games, and I heard you do that, I'd kick your teeth in. It's pretty simple.