Typical planet poster's outlook on the day.

[beach tribe]

Wake up: Today is gonna suck.

Breakfast: I'll bet my wife is gonna burn my toast.and fuuck the pool boy as soon as I leave.

At work:I'm gonna get fired.

After work:My car is gonna break down.If not,a meteor wiil strike the Earth.

SUNDAYS: CHIEFS SUCK.WE WILL LOSE.IF NOT,WE SHOULD HAVE,SO WE COUL PICK HIGHER.

[HonestChieffan]

Loves being pool guy.

[Simply Red]

Since this thread isn't that great. Can we turn it in to a poop thread?

[Simply Red]

I'm going to poop now. I'll be back with specific details.

[beach tribe]

Since this thread isn't that great. Can we turn it in to a poop thread?
Feel free.

[Jilly]

Since this thread isn't that great. Can we turn it in to a poop thread?

yes

[beach tribe]

Beware the never ending wipe.

[Simply Red]

okay. I'm going in now.

[luv]

So you're changing the motto to "we play to win a higher draft pick"? :shake:

[Jilly]

good luck...maybe it be swift and have a clean break

[beach tribe]

Who does numba 2 work for.

[Phobia]

I just had a very healthy BM but used half a roll to get clean. I think I'm a candidate for a bidet.

[beach tribe]

So you're changing the motto to "we play to win a higher draft pick"? :shake:
Not my outlook at all.Just tired of all the crying.

These same people freaking out about everything,will be on the band-wagon mid-season.

[Jilly]

I just had a very healthy BM but used half a roll to get clean. I think I'm a candidate for a bidet.

So your costco card comes in quite handy for the TP?? Hey, Kleenex makes a new tp with aloe....that might help in case you have an extra sensitive hole.

[luv]

Not my outlook at all.Just tired of all the crying.

These same people freaking out about everything,will be on the band-wagon mid-season.
Which one? To suck even worse if we're doing bad? No thanks.

[Scaga]

Look at the bright side man...
We're not Raiders fans/ :clap:

[Wile_E_Coyote]

The typical planet poster has a pool boy?

[Scaga]

But the whole Pool Boy thing is confusing...
Especially since I don't have a pool.... :hmmm:

[Wile_E_Coyote]

I think the typical Chiefs fans worries he'll screw up the trim job on his goatee & have to shave it off

[beach tribe]

No No No, misunderstanding.In my mind,we have a chance to do some good things this year.I dont share the doomsday outlook. We can grow as a team,and still finish 10-6,and maybe clip someone in the play-offs.I am excited about this season.And will never root against us.

Meant to quote luv

[Jilly]

i liked it better when we were talking about poop. Everybody does it

[Simply Red]

I'm back, exceptional consistency and efficiency. Color was a perfect indigo moacha. Only issue is the trip went from 5 minutes to 7 minutes thanks to single-ply.

[Fire Me Boy!]

So you're changing the motto to "we play to win a higher draft pick"? :shake:
We didn't luck into the first overall pick! We sucked! We did what we have to do, we EARNED that first overall pick.

[luv]

But the whole Pool Boy thing is confusing...
Especially since I don't have a pool.... :hmmm:
When the pool boy discovers you don't have a pool, I think he'll know what your wife had in mind when she called.

[CoMoChief]

You ever shit so hard that it wears you the **** out afterwards where you just sit and lean back while on the toilet just starring at the ceiling wondering what the hell died and crawled out of your ass just those moments ago?

[luv]

No No No, misunderstanding.In my mind,we have a chance to do some good things this year.I dont share the doomsday outlook. We can grow as a team,and still finish 10-6,and maybe clip someone in the play-offs.I am excited about this season.And will never root against us.

Meant to quote luv
Ah. I gotcha. I was reading into that the wrong way.

[CoMoChief]

When the pool boy discovers you don't have a pool, I think e'll know what your wife had in mind when she called.
bown-chicka-bown-wown.

[OnTheWarpath15]

I just had a very healthy BM but used half a roll to get clean. I think I'm a candidate for a bidet.

What is the top-of-the-line bidet in American Standard's stable?

[Simply Red]

You ever shit so hard that it wears you the **** out afterwards where you just sit and lean back while on the toilet just starring at the ceiling wondering what the hell died and crawled out of your ass just those moments ago?
yes.

[Jilly]

yes.

I just get up and say, "Nice work." And move on. It's such a feeling of satisfaction!

[OnTheWarpath15]

Since this thread isn't that great. Can we turn it in to a poop thread?

TURN it into a poop thread?

It was shitty just as it was.

[Simply Red]

I just get up and say, "Nice work." And move on. It's such a feeling of satisfaction!
It's very important you read post # 22. Man what a great day! :)

[Scaga]

I just get up and say, "Nice work." And move on. It's such a feeling of satisfaction!

I usually just go outside and have a cigarette. :rockon:

[Wile_E_Coyote]

You ever shit so hard that it wears you the **** out afterwards where you just sit and lean back while on the toilet just starring at the ceiling wondering what the hell died and crawled out of your ass just those moments ago?


The one's where you feel like you just gave birth & may need stitches?

[Baby Lee]

bown-chicka-bown-wown.
This is a poop thread.

It should brown-chicka-brown-brown.

[Iowanian]

Poop Threads are so immature.

I can't believe you negative nancies don't have anything more productive to post about than deficatory orations.

[Logical]

Not my outlook at all.Just tired of all the crying.

These same people freaking out about everything,will be on the band-wagon mid-season.

Not many

[beach tribe]

This is a poop thread.

It should brown-chicka-brown-brown.
:LOL:

[htismaqe]

Not many

He's only been here for 4 months. Give the guy a break...

[StcChief]

Beach Tribe has sand in V.

[Jilly]

Poop Threads are so immature.

I can't believe you negative nancies don't have anything more productive to post about than deficatory orations.

Someone sounds a little constipated.... :D

[Hailchief]

I'm back, exceptional consistency and efficiency. Color was a perfect indigo moacha. Only issue is the trip went from 5 minutes to 7 minutes thanks to single-ply.


Beginning to wonder if you fell in?

[Predarat]

Thats a better day then the one I am having right now lol.

[beach tribe]

Thats a better day then the one I am having right now lol.
Take a shat,you'll feel better.

[Jilly]

It's very important you read post # 22. Man what a great day! :)

It's like God's way of saying to you, "Happy Birthday".

[Donger]

Your penchant for not including a space after punctuation marks is fascinating.

[beach tribe]

Your penchant for not including a space after punctuation marks is fascinating.
noted

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

okay. I'm going in now.
Try to put the little DQ swirly on the end... a little hip action in the last second should do it.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I think the typical Chiefs fans worries he'll screw up the trim job on his goatee & have to shave it off
ROFL

[Simply Red]

It's like God's way of saying to you, "Happy Birthday".
My Birthday pooping went really well. I believe you're right. I think God had his part in my necessary room visit earlier.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I just get up and say, "Nice work." And move on. It's such a feeling of satisfaction!
You're unnatural.


LMAO

[Hailchief]

You're unnatural.


LMAO



This is the planet? Can you define NATURAL?

[tooge]

So your costco card comes in quite handy for the TP?? Hey, Kleenex makes a new tp with aloe....that might help in case you have an extra sensitive hole.

Maybe I ned one of those. Ran out of TP last week, had to use paper towel in the closet. Clogged the toilet. Damn. Phil, you install bidets?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

This is the planet?
Yes it is.

You were asking a question right?

[Hailchief]

Maybe I ned one of those. Ran out of TP last week, had to use paper towel in the closet. Clogged the toilet. Damn. Phil, you install bidets?


The Towel clogged the toilet or your Chit?

[Hailchief]

Yes it is.

You were asking a question right?


Like I said.....Define NATURAL....?

Not Natural Light Beer....

[Simply Red]

Like I said.....Define NATURAL....?

Not Natural Light Beer....
He hardly ever drinks beer. You need to come around more often. :)

[Skip Towne]

Get Bob Dole to tell you the story about "Curly".

[Hailchief]

I'm not sure I'm ready for that?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I just had a very healthy BM but used half a roll to get clean. I think I'm a candidate for a bidet.



Mud butt really sucks.

[Jilly]

Maybe I ned one of those. Ran out of TP last week, had to use paper towel in the closet. Clogged the toilet. Damn. Phil, you install bidets?

I need clarification...you used a paper towel to wipe your butt in the closet, is that where your toilet is located??? :p

[Jilly]

My Birthday pooping went really well. I believe you're right. I think God had his part in my necessary room visit earlier.

Jesus likes it when we get rid of shit.

[El Jefe]

Not my outlook at all.Just tired of all the crying.

These same people freaking out about everything,will be on the band-wagon mid-season.


Welcome to ChiefsPlanet.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

He hardly ever drinks beer. You need to come around more often. :)
Heh.

[Hailchief]

I need clarification...you used a paper towel to wipe your butt in the closet, is that where your toilet is located??? :p


No No....His Chit clogged the Closet....