Ask Dr. Doom...

[Logical]

Ask me about the Chiefs and I will tell you the truth!!!

[Fire Me Boy!]

Does Jared Allen like pregnant chicks?

[elvomito]

who will be the next ryan leaf?

[runnercyclist]

Can I get someone up here with enough chili to fill up my bathtub?

[Archie Bunker]

Why is Parker still on the roster?

[Logical]

Does Jared Allen like pregnant chicks?

Jared Allen likes pregnant goats, hey who is to account for taste.:shrug:

[44Page44]

I wish I knew the truth every NFL season, I would not have to work!

[Mr. Kotter]

On a scale of 1-10, how gay are you? :shrug:

NTTAWWT

:hmmm:

[Logical]

who will be the next ryan leaf?

Dr. Doom says the Raiders harbor the next Ryan Leaf, now go away you plebian migrant.

[FAX]

While porking a pregnant chick, is it okay to call her, "Baby"?

FAX

[ChiefaRoo]

Jared Allen likes pregnant goats, hey who is to account for taste.:shrug:


Stop it you're making Skip horny.

[Logical]

Can I get someone up here with enough chili to fill up my bathtub?

Peyton Manning holds the key to this mystery, call him tomorrow.

[SLAG]

Dr Doom..

When Will Goatse out himself as either really really Gay... or really really Attracted to Rhonda Moss?

[Logical]

While porking a pregnant chick, is it okay to call her, "Baby"?

FAXOnly if you love her Mr. FAX, otherwise you should ride her hard and put her away cold.

[Logical]

Dr Doom..

When Will Goatse out himself as either really really Gay... or really really Attracted to Rhonda Moss?

I thought he had already done this, your question puzzles Dr. Doom.:hmmm:

[Logical]

Why is Parker still on the roster?

He has compromising pictures of Herm, everyone knows this, you buffoon.

[FAX]

If a pregnant chick breaks her water while you're busy porking her, does a gentleman pull out?

FAX

[Mr. Kotter]

Dr Doom..

When Will Goatse out himself as either really really Gay... or really really Attracted to Rhonda Moss?

Maybe he and Goatse can out themselves together, in Wesson Oil and Lime Jello....appropriately, during a 49ers game at a future Arrowhead "tailgate?"

Except, I think Clayton may actually still "like" girls.... :hmmm:

[Logical]

On a scale of 1-10, how gay are you? :shrug:

NTTAWWT

:hmmm:1, but I do hold an affinity for Anton Rob.

[Frazod]

Do you feel I've been unduly cruel to you lately, Dr. Doom? I have been accused of such.

[Logical]

If a pregnant chick breaks her water while you're busy porking her, does a gentleman pull out?

FAX

A gentleman offers her a towel and then jizzes in her face Mr. FAX.

[elvomito]

Dr. Doom says the Raiders harbor the next Ryan Leaf, now go away you plebian migrant.You are no Doctor. You are merely an intern, at best. Had you any real Doom about yourself, Brodie Croyle would have been the first name in mind.
:p

[Mr. Kotter]

1, but I do hold an affinity for Anton Rob.

Thanks for the admission, Jim. (1 being definitely gay; 10, not ever...even on a deserted island with an attractive and feminine 'man')

Much appreciated; clarifies much. :thumb:

[Logical]

Do you feel I've been unduly cruel to you lately, Dr. Doom? I have been accused of such.

Do you think my name is Mike?:p

[Frazod]

Do you think my name is Mike?:p

Dr. Mike Doom?

It does take the edge off a bit. :D

[Logical]

Thanks for the admission, Jim. (1 being definitely gay; 10, not ever...even on a deserted island with an attractive and feminine 'man')

Much appreciated; clarifies much. :thumb:You are most welcome Rob, I tried to keep our affair a secret but alas I can no longer. Rob I love you and I miss your warm wet anus.:thumb:

[a1na2]

Tell me Mr. Doom, where do the Chiefs keep their anchors?

[Logical]

Tell me Mr. Doom, where do the Chiefs keep their anchors?

Aweigh!!!

[Mr. Kotter]

You are most welcome Rob, I tried to keep our affair a secret but alas I can no longer. Rob I love you and I miss your warm wet anus.:thumb:

:spock:

Okay, okay....that's the ONLY response that would exonerate you, at this point. ROFL

Well, played.....my lover, Maurice. ;)


Though I fear, we've just sickened about 40-60% of the rest of the board.... :banghead:


:Lin:

[a1na2]

Aweigh!!!

Well, so much for you knowing everything Chiefs.

I thought the poll picked the name "Mr. Poopie Pants"?

I don't see Dr. or Doom in any of that.

[a1na2]

:spock:

Okay, okay....that's the ONLY response that would exonerate you, at this point. ROFL

Well, played.....my lover, Maurice. ;)


Though I fear, we've just sickened about 40-60% of the rest of the board.... :banghead:


:Lin:

Incorrect, 95-99%

[Mr. Kotter]

Incorrect, 95-99%

GFY, Tom....if you can't take a joke. ;)

:rolleyes:

[Eleazar]

How did it feel to be defeated by Squirrel Girl?

[a1na2]

GFY, Tom....if you can't take a joke. ;)

:rolleyes:

I'd say that you are also incapable of sensing humor.


:rolleyes:

[Logical]

Well, so much for you knowing everything Chiefs.

I thought the poll picked the name "Mr. Poopie Pants"?

I don't see Dr. or Doom in any of that.

Dr. Doom is liked unlike some other posters who shall go un-named VoldemorTOM.

[ChiefaRoo]

zbarf zbarf zbarf zbarf zbarf

[Logical]

How did it feel to be defeated by Squirrel Girl?

What can I say she had me by my NUTS.

[a1na2]

GFY, Tom....if you can't take a joke. ;)

:rolleyes:

I'd say that you are also incapable of sensing humor.

I would bet that the closer amount of straight people on the board might be between 95-99% which would make my statement, although meant as a joke, more accurate than you sick joke.


:rolleyes:

[Mr. Kotter]

I'd say that you are also incapable of sensing humor.


:rolleyes:

Not true. :)

It's WHY I include the ;) , BEFORE the :rolleyes: .....


:)

[a1na2]

Dr. Doom is liked unlike some other posters who shall go un-named VoldemorTOM.

What makes you think I don't care for you? Your posts are junk, but other than that you seem to be a semi-decent lady.

[Logical]

Not true. :)

It's WHY I include the ;) , BEFORE the :rolleyes: .....


:)

Dr. Doom was very much amused, and slightly aroused.:)

[a1na2]

Not true. :)

It's WHY I include the ;) , BEFORE the :rolleyes: .....


:)

Living and dying by the smilies is largely unappreciated by old people. I seldom use them and usually overlook their presence.

[Logical]

What makes you think I don't care for you? Your posts are junk, but other than that you seem to be a semi-decent lady.

Hell I am a hell of a lady, I don't spit and I love the Chiefs.

[a1na2]

Still needing to know where Chiefs keep their anchors, Mr. doom.

[Logical]

Still needing to know where Chiefs keep their anchors, Mr. doom.Oh pray tell, enlighten us

[a1na2]

Oh pray tell, enlighten us

What? You don't know? I thought you could tell the truth about Chiefs.

Here is another one for you. What Chief is in the Baseball Hall of Fame?

[Mr. Kotter]

What makes you think I don't care for you? Your posts are junk, but other than that you seem to be a semi-decent lady.

I think I could dress up one of those Naval "reunion" photos floating in cyberspace quite well.....with Photoshop....Armand.

;)

Living and dying by the smilies is largely unappreciated by old people. I seldom use them and usually overlook their presence.


The nuances of smilies, are apparently not the ONLY thing that "escapes" you....Tom. Heh.

LMAO

[a1na2]

I think I could dress up one of those Naval "reunion" photos floating in cyberspace quite well.....with Photoshop....Armand.

;)




The nuances of smilies, are apparently not the ONLY thing that "escapes" you....Tom. Heh.

LMAO

Lazy man's art.

[Tribal Warfare]

Dr. Doom, does Carl whip his ass with the incoming season ticket receipts?

[Logical]

What? You don't know? I thought you could tell the truth about Chiefs.

Here is another one for you. What Chief is in the Baseball Hall of Fame?

The truth about the Chiefs does not mean everything there is to know about the Chiefs. Hey at least I am honest unlike you.

[Logical]

Dr. Doom, does Carl whip his ass with the incoming season ticket receipts?

No, he rolls around in a big bed with them all around him. Disgusting really. Clark occasionally joins him.

[Eleazar]

What can I say she had me by my NUTS.

Damnit, you can't be Dr. Doom if you don't understand that reference!

[a1na2]

The truth about the Chiefs does not mean everything there is to know about the Chiefs. Hey at least I am honest unlike you.

What have I been dishonest about?

[Phobia]

I really like the new name better than "Logical".

[Logical]

What have I been dishonest about?Gee I would not have any idea.:rolleyes:

[Logical]

I really like the new name better than "Logical".


Actually I really like it as well. Sort of fits the cult of my personality.

[Phobia]

Gee I would not have any idea.:rolleyes:

Tom does nothing wrong, Doc. It's not him, it's definitely us... all of us.

[Logical]

Tom does nothing wrong, Doc. It's not him, it's definitely us... all of us.

Yes how well we all know.

[ClevelandBronco]

Dr. Doom:

In the forseeable future, will the current Chiefs F.O. develop a passion to win and begin to take chances in the hope that they will build a possible Super Bowl contender, or will they continue to opt instead for running a safely profitable sports business?

[shrek6849]

Will the Broncos win in Arrowhead this year?

[Logical]

Will the Broncos win in Arrowhead this year?

The Eight Ball sadly says "Highly Probable"

[a1na2]

Gee I would not have any idea.:rolleyes:

I'm sure. You need to concentrate on the dishonesty of Phobia. He seems to have different beliefs in that area of life.

[Logical]

Dr. Doom:

In the forseeable future, will the current Chiefs F.O. develop a passion to win and begin to take chances in the hope that they will build a possible Super Bowl contender, or will they continue to opt instead for running a safely profitable sports business?

Duh, is Carl Peterson still going to be in charge, question answered.

[ChiefaRoo]

I have a question. Where is Logical and what have you done with him?

[a1na2]

Bob Feller is a Chief in the Pro Baseball Hall of Fame.

Chiefs keep their anchors on their ships and on their collars.

[Phobia]

I'm sure. You need to concentrate on the dishonesty of Phobia. He seems to have different beliefs in that area of life.

You're the ONLY person on this site who thinks I'm dishonest, Tom. You don't actually think I'm dishonest, you're just trying to push my buttons. I'm on to your game, sweetcheeks. Yeah, I'm a slow learner but I've finally figured it out.

[luv]

I thought old people were supposed to go to bed early. :p

[ChiefaRoo]

The Eight Ball sadly says "Highly Probable"

You are starting to piss me off now.

[44Page44]

You're the ONLY person on this site who thinks I'm dishonest, Tom. You don't actually think I'm dishonest, you're just trying to push my buttons. I'm on to your game, sweetcheeks. Yeah, I'm a slow learner but I've finally figured it out.

I am a n00bie but know Tom from references.

That is sad. IMO.

[Logical]

I have a question. Where is Logical and what have you done with him?He still lurks in your nightmares.

[Logical]

I thought old people were supposed to go to bed early. :p

Dr. Doom is forever young.

[MadMax]

Ask me about the Chiefs and I will tell you the truth!!!


Mister Doom, is Brodie really as awfull as that Demon Huard?

[Logical]

Mister Doom, is Brodie really as awfull as that Demon Huard?

Brodie is the second coming of Joltin Joe Namath, all he needs is a chance. No one is as awful as the Demon Huard.

[MadMax]

Duh, is Carl Peterson still going to be in charge, question answered.


Csn we hire them Al kyder fellers to blow Carl up?

[Logical]

Csn we hire them Al kyder fellers to blow Carl up?They fear Carl for he is the source of true evil, he would deny them their 72 virgins and make them eat pork rinds for breakfast.

[Ebolapox]

gah, if you hate life and are really this down on things, why don't you just go commit <img src="http://img.youtube.com/vi/yzvO9aS1hVc/2.jpg">

[Logical]

gah, if you hate life and are really this down on things, why don't you just go commit http://img.youtube.com/vi/yzvO9aS1hVc/2.jpg

Silly H5N1 I love life and enjoy all the pleasure torturing you poor souls can bring to my daily existence.

[44Page44]

Brodie is the second coming of Joltin Joe Namath, all he needs is a chance. No one is as awful as the Demon Huard.

This sentence proves you are an idiot and just are mad because you did not get what you wanted. Last year was good enough for the team on short notice.

Thank God!

Attention whore I am thinking at this point.

Did you bet on NO last year.

NO!

Because you were bitching about the year before............

[ChiefaRoo]

He still lurks in your nightmares.

Bring him back. I actually liked him. This Doom thing isn't working.

[ChiefaRoo]

This sentence proves you are an idiot and just are mad because you did not get what you wanted. Last year was good enough for the team on short notice.

Thank God!

Attention whore I am thinking at this point.

Did you bet on NO last year.

NO!

Because you were bitching about the year before............


Skip's in bed snuggled up to his goat so I'll say it for him. SHUT UP n00b!!

[blueballs]

If Carl is such a dildo
why does he purchase condoms

[Logical]

This sentence proves you are an idiot and just are mad because you did not get what you wanted. Last year was good enough for the team on short notice.

Thank God!

Attention whore I am thinking at this point.

Did you bet on NO last year.

NO!

Because you were bitching about the year before............
That is me post whore extraordinaire...

Did NO win the Super Bowl last year?

NO!

Actually I was bitching about the destruction of our world class offense.

[44Page44]

Skip's in bed snuggled up to his goat so I'll say it for him. SHUT UP n00b!!

Not the same effect. You seem to speak for him regularly....

Must be obsessed.

[Logical]

If Carl is such a dildo
why does he purchase condoms

Because he don't like the gina juice.

[ChiefaRoo]

Not the same effect. You seem to speak for him regularly....

Must be obsessed.

Skip is my pet. I throw the ball and he retrieves it. Now fook off!

[luv]

This sentence proves you are an idiot and just are mad because you did not get what you wanted. Last year was good enough for the team on short notice.

Thank God!

Attention whore I am thinking at this point.

Did you bet on NO last year.

NO!

Because you were bitching about the year before............
One thing I've tried so hard to understand, but just haven't been able to wrap my little mind around, is why a second rated QB would have such a difficult time winning out over a second year rookie who has played in about one game before this season? No one has ben able to explain that to me except to say that it's only preseason. To me, that makes it worse. He's playing against second string defenses and still looking like shit.

[Logical]

Skip is my pet. I throw the ball and he retrieves it. Now fook off!

Skip is harmless, but lovable.

[ChiefaRoo]

Skip is harmless, but lovable.

Yeah, like a pet. Now you finally understand. Now change back your handle and start acting normal again.

[Logical]

One thing I've tried so hard to understand, but just haven't been able to wrap my little mind around, is why a second rated QB would have such a difficult time winning out over a second year rookie who has played in about one game before this season? No one has ben able to explain that to me except to say that it's only preseason. To me, that makes it worse. He's playing against second string defenses and still looking like shit.

Damon always looks like shit, till LJ starts running the rock then suddenly Damon is a QB amazing how that works.

[luv]

Damon always looks like shit, till LJ starts running the rock then suddenly Damon is a QB amazing how that works.
Do you think Damon would be staring if LJ was still holding out?

[Logical]

Do you think Damon would be staring if LJ was still holding out?

Probably even more likely, the more scared they get the more conservative they become.

[44Page44]

Probably even more likely, the more scared they get the more conservative they become.

I wish I was a NFL scout and knew how it all works out.

Still no basis and last year you shit UR pants with Huard, I bet...

You still smell the same. IMO.

[luv]

I wish I was a NFL scout and knew how it all works out.

Still no basis and last year you shit UR pants with Huard, I bet...

You still smell the same. IMO.
Okay, who are you?

[44Page44]

Yes we should not have had a drop off with Willie R leaving and most offensive players older than 30.

Damn it for having more players over 30 than under. Blame the first year coach for that shit.

I guess you like DV coaching and drafting?



LOL!

[44Page44]

Okay, who are you?

What?

[SPchief]

Yes we should not have had a drop off with Willie R leaving and most offensive players older than 30.

Damn it for having more players over 30 than under. Blame the first year coach for that shit.

I guess you like DV coaching and drafting?



LOL!


:spock:

[luv]

What?
You've been here for all of three days, yet you're already familiar with Tom and "calling people out" (pretty bold for a n00b).

[SPchief]

You've been here for all of three days, yet you're already familiar with Tom and "calling people out" (pretty bold for a n00b).


It's because he isn't a n00b. It's either Tom or Clayton.

[SPchief]

And my money would be on Clayton.

[luv]

It's because he isn't a n00b. It's either Tom or Clayton.
I was thinking the latter.

[SPchief]

I was thinking the latter.


See above

[44Page44]

I have been on this site for years but did not post because I am old.

Some things make you have to post.

I do not suck LJ like some.

I have been a fan and think threads like this shows the Wha! Wha! factor for the US.

[SPchief]

I have been on this site for years but did not post because I am old.

Some things make you have to post.

I do not suck LJ like some.

I have been a fan and think threads like this shows the Wha! Wha! factor for the US.


Whatever you say clayton

[44Page44]

Shows UR smarts, or what you said when you had some.

I am not that bad off.

Guess you know because of the "buddy" system.
Idiot!

Proven wrong again and if I was Clayton, I would commit suicide. (after I got laid) LOL.

I hope that is an option for stupidness or I guess it was just your raising in the midwest...

The meth capitol of the WORLD.

[SPchief]

Sweet, it's Redrum

[luv]

Sweet, it's Redrum
Believe it or not, I actually would have considered this as having been beneath him. It appears to me that you might be right,though. Guess I should learn to never overestimate people.

[44Page44]

LOL.

Yeah its me on the pond fishing.

Glad UR biting and hungry. I might have to stay 5 minutes otherwise.

Are U 2 Clayton?

Glad U 2 know it all.

You 2 R and idiot.

Both of U keep trying........

Holmes......

[SPchief]

Believe it or not, I actually would have considered this as having been beneath him. It appears to me that you might be right,though. Guess I should learn to never overestimate people.


The words says it all. This is either Redrum, or someone who plays very close attention to others words.

[luv]

LOL.

Yeah its me on the pond fishing.

Glad UR biting and hungry. I might have to stay 5 minutes otherwise.

Are U 2 Clayton?

Glad U 2 know it all.

You 2 R and idiot.

Both of U keep trying........

Holmes......
I'm quickly figuring out that you're not worth the time or effort. I'm just going to put you on ignore and forget about it. Whoever you are, I'm sure one of you is more than enough.

'Night planet.

[44Page44]

I'm quickly figuring out that you're not worth the time or effort. I'm just going to put you on ignore and forget about it. Whoever you are, I'm sure one of you is more than enough.

'Night planet.

Kewl.

I have no grape Gatorade or desires for a person who thinks they know whats happening or does not care on the site they frequent.

They just dismiss the shit they start.

[a1na2]

You're the ONLY person on this site who thinks I'm dishonest, Tom. You don't actually think I'm dishonest, you're just trying to push my buttons. I'm on to your game, sweetcheeks. Yeah, I'm a slow learner but I've finally figured it out.

I've caught you in numerous lies. For someone that "never lies" that's a pretty good revelation. I don't think you are dishonest, I know you are dishonest, pure fact. You can sell these guys on your halo, but I know better. You have no buttons to push, you are always on. You are a slow learner and that's really bad. What goes around comes around dude, and when your day comes I'll be watching, laughing my ass off and pointing out the fact for all to see.

[a1na2]

I am a n00bie but know Tom from references.

That is sad. IMO.

Nice try Phil.

[Phobia]

Welcome to iggy, d-bag.

[JazzzLovr]

Welcome to iggy, d-bag.

Darnit, my popcorn wasn't even ready yet.

;)

[Eleazar]

Welcome to iggy, d-bag.

Don't make his woman come over there.

[Frazod]

Welcome to iggy, d-bag.

Good idea. Besides, it's too early in the day to be hooked on ebonics.

[Iowanian]

ASK DR Doomb and the Keyboard of Iowania?

[Frazod]

And speaking of ignore, I think it's time to dump Tom's latest incarnation as well. I love the way he took a thread that was obviously intended to be humorous and then sucked all the fun and joy out of it and made it all about him.

Yay Tom :shake:

[Iowanian]

Leave Tom alone. He's a good sport and is always entertaining, if you're entertained by watching someone with an issue with the number of their chromosome pairs trying to lick a bug off of a windshield while you're inside the car.

[Logical]

I have been on this site for years but did not post because I am old.

Some things make you have to post.

I do not suck LJ like some.

I have been a fan and think threads like this shows the Wha! Wha! factor for the US.

Is this Tom or is this Clayton,

Does not matter they are going on iggy.

[Logical]

By the way the Dr is back in session.

[Direckshun]

What are going to be the Chiefs' three biggest pleasant surprises on the field this year?

What upset would you love to see the Chiefs pull off more than any other this year?

What backup on the Chiefs do you think holds the most promise?

What was your favorite acquisition this offseason?

[Jilly]

I feel like an idiot...who's Tom and Clayton???

[chagrin]

who's Tom and Clayton???

I didn't read this egg of a thread but I am thinking gochiefs and tom cash

[chagrin]

LOL.

Yeah its me on the pond fishing.

Glad UR biting and hungry. I might have to stay 5 minutes otherwise.

Are U 2 Clayton?

Glad U 2 know it all.

You 2 R and idiot.

Both of U keep trying........

Holmes......


Hey I just caught this, why would you need a multiple identity?

[crazycoffey]

ROFL @ "Dr. Doom"

[Direckshun]

What are going to be the Chiefs' three biggest pleasant surprises on the field this year?

What upset would you love to see the Chiefs pull off more than any other this year?

What backup on the Chiefs do you think holds the most promise?

What was your favorite acquisition this offseason?
Gee, I thought the Dr. was in.

[Jilly]

I didn't read this egg of a thread but I am thinking gochiefs and tom cash

thank you!

[Logical]

What are going to be the Chiefs' three biggest pleasant surprises on the field this year?

What upset would you love to see the Chiefs pull off more than any other this year?

What backup on the Chiefs do you think holds the most promise?

What was your favorite acquisition this offseason?

The eventual development and play of Brodie Croyle
The development of one of the two DTs we drafted
The play of Page as a starter

Beating the Chargers in San Diego for my daughters birthday, she wanted to go to the game so I spent the money to buy us all loge tickets

Is Kris Wilson still considered a backup?

[Logical]

I feel like an idiot...who's Tom and Clayton???
Tom is a1na2
Clayton is GoChiefs or Goatse

[Direckshun]

He's a projected starter.

So what backup holds the most promise?

What's been your favorite acquisition of the offseason?

[Logical]

Gee, I thought the Dr. was in.Sorry for the late response the Dr was tied up with the nurse at the office.;)

[Jilly]

Sorry for the late response the Dr was tied up with the nurse at the office.;)

oh, is that what we're calling going to the Jon these days?

[Logical]

He's a projected starter.

So what backup holds the most promise?

What's been your favorite acquisition of the offseason?

I guess Hannon then.

Favorite acquisition of the offseason was probably Nap, though I am also thinking Drummond may be a good pickup.

[Direckshun]

I guess Hannon then.

Favorite acquisition of the offseason was probably Nap, though I am also thinking Drummond may be a good pickup.
Do you think that Casey Printers has the tools to eventually become a viable NFL player (not necessarily a starter)?

What particular games do you have circled on the calendar this year as your favorites, ones you anticipate high among all others?

[Logical]

Do you think that Casey Printers has the tools to eventually become a viable NFL player (not necessarily a starter)?

What particular games do you have circled on the calendar this year as your favorites, ones you anticipate high among all others?

No, Printers is a happy feet QB and in the NFL that is death

I like the Chargers, Colt and Raiders games

Chargers for the reason I already mentioned
Colts because I love watching their offense it is a thing of beauty
Raiders because I think it is about the only sure home win this year

[Logical]

The Dr is temporarily out now


Meeting....

[Simply Red]

Ask me about the Chiefs and I will tell you the truth!!!
Dr. Doom.

Please give me some ideas on some low sodium lunch's and dinners.

I'll hang up and listen to your response.

Thank you.

[Iowanian]

Dr Doomb,

Do you think you'll ever get used to that cob in your arse?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Dr. Doom.

Long time listener, first time caller.

Please give me some ideas on some low sodium lunch's and dinners.

I'll take your comments off air

Thank you.



FYP

[Simply Red]

Dr Doomb,

Do you think you'll ever get used to that cob in your arse?
ROFL

[HonestChieffan]

If someone buys a jerzy can he still have a pitbull and insult people on the PanicPlanet?

[Simply Red]

Dr. Doom. Do you make your Poonannies wait this long before stuffing their cabbage?

[Simply Red]

Dr. Doom after the poor service I'm reluctant to ask you any advice.

[Logical]

Dr. Doom.

Please give me some ideas on some low sodium lunch's and dinners.

I'll hang up and listen to your response.

Thank you.

Low sodium is hard to achieve, try cooking your own lunches and be sure to read the labels. Hey this is free and besides giving medical advice over the interweb is risky.

[Logical]

Dr Doomb,

Do you think you'll ever get used to that cob in your arse?

Did you ever get used to yours?

[Logical]

If someone buys a jerzy can he still have a pitbull and insult people on the PanicPlanet?

Big Daddy says yes.

[Iowanian]

Did you ever get used to yours?

Oh Yeah? Is this what we're getting for our Dr Doomb money expenditures?

Compared to the Ask Iowanian columns, this one is like....the new John Boy on the Waltons, The New Becky on Roseane, Rosie ODonnell taking over for Bawbwa waltows, Vance and the other cousin taking over the last episodes of the Dukes of Hazard....

Mear immitations.

[Simply Red]

Oh Yeah? Is this what we're getting for our Dr Doomb money expenditures?

Compared to the Ask Iowanian columns, this one is like....the new John Boy on the Waltons, The New Becky on Roseane, Rosie ODonnell taking over for Bawbwa waltows, Vance and the other cousin taking over the last episodes of the Dukes of Hazard....

Mear immitations.
PHEW! I thought you spelled "mear" wrong for a minute. Not that I really give a shit. :)

[Simply Red]

Ask me about the Chiefs and I will tell you the truth!!!
You need to refocus. One day lead times are unacceptable! There are others on here constantly offering their free advice. I can go to anybody! Not just "Dr. Doom."

I WANT RESULTS!!!

[Chief Pote]

Only if you love her Mr. FAX, otherwise you should ride her hard and put her away cold.

Pardon me Dr. Doom......but I thought the quote to be "put her away wet"?

[shrek6849]

Dr. Doom, is it possible that you will have a SIDEKICK in the future?

[Simply Red]

Dr. Doom,

Horseradish or garlic?

Almonds or cashews?