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09-01-2007, 11:27 PM
Has a Mythical Beast Turned Up in Texas?

By ELIZABETH WHITE – 7 hours ago

CUERO, Texas (AP) — Phylis Canion lived in Africa for four years. She's been a hunter all her life and has the mounted heads of a zebra and other exotic animals in her house to prove it. But the roadkill she found last month outside her ranch was a new one even for her, worth putting in a freezer hidden from curious onlookers: Canion believes she may have the head of the mythical, bloodsucking chupacabra.

"It is one ugly creature," Canion said, holding the head of the mammal, which has big ears, large fanged teeth and grayish-blue, mostly hairless skin.

Canion and some of her neighbors discovered the 40-pound bodies of three of the animals over four days in July outside her ranch in Cuero, 80 miles southeast of San Antonio. Canion said she saved the head of the one she found so she can get to get to the bottom of its ancestry through DNA testing and then mount it for posterity.

She suspects, as have many rural denizens over the years, that a chupacabra may have killed as many as 26 of her chickens in the past couple of years.

"I've seen a lot of nasty stuff. I've never seen anything like this," she said.

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Link To Mysterious Creature (http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jgIXOzgj5X8SCBnCesj3lr62Yczw)

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Demonpenz
09-01-2007, 11:28 PM
reminds me of

CHUPRECABRA!

NewChief
09-01-2007, 11:48 PM
reminds me of

CHUPRECABRA!
I think you mean chupacabra.

And what's up with this interest in the goatsucker? I only ask because I actually have a hobbyist interest in mexican folk lore. You're going to be talking about La Llorana next?

Demonpenz
09-01-2007, 11:48 PM
chalupacabrah!

Phobia
09-01-2007, 11:56 PM
I think you mean chupacabra.

And what's up with this interest in the goatsucker? I only ask because I actually have a hobbyist interest in mexican folk lore. You're going to be talking about La Llorana next?
Do you believe in all that "Remember the Alamo" horsepucky?

ChiefaRoo
09-02-2007, 12:00 AM
Do you believe in all that "Remember the Alamo" horsepucky?

What are you doing on here? I thought you got cut.

FAX
09-02-2007, 12:01 AM
Legend has it that, as part of a strange fertility ritual, ancient Mayan women would soften the rare animal's leathery skin with their teeth then fashion elaborately decorated penis holders from the hide.

Ergo, Chewed Pecker Bras.

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Phobia
09-02-2007, 12:03 AM
Legend has it that, as part of a strange fertility ritual, ancient Mayan women would soften the rare animal's leathery skin with their teeth then fashion elaborately decorated penis holders from the hide.

Ergo, Chewed Pecker Bras.

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Are you medicated? If not, have you ever considered it?

Kclee
09-02-2007, 01:33 AM
Do you believe in all that "Remember the Alamo" horsepucky?

On the tour of the Alamo, the basement is the best.