Sippio To Build Manned Base On Moon

[FAX]

Sippio Joins Space Race for Moon Base
Forbes, NY - Sep 3, 2007

Apparently having tired of his NFL career, Kansas City Chiefs wide receiver, Bobby Sippio, has made other plans for his future - and the future of mankind, as well.

"I ain't screwin' around with the Chiefs no more," Sippio told the Associated Press. "Those cats don't know what they're doing, so I'm going to build a moon base where people can visit and hang and I can kick back and observe activity on the Earth."

Competing in private space flight with such companies as defense contractor and aerospace firm Northrop Grumman Corp. and Virgin Galactic doesn't seem to concern the former Arena League player either. "I kicked ass for the Rush, I kicked ass on Hard Knocks and I'll kick their ass, too," Says Sippio.

Wearing a Nike lounge suit and slippers with the price tags intact, Sippio seemed at ease with his decision during this exclusive interview, "On the lunar surface, I'll be able to prepare, you know, for a Mars flight more efficiently,” Sippio explained. “My moon base may turn into a sort of cool outpost to the red planet. I call it my Launch Pad”

When asked when this venture would begin, Sippio was noncommital. "We'll see. I'm thinking next week or the week after. I got some things to do here first. Got to bag some fuel and a rocket. Settle some stuff, you know. Then I'll blast off. It's cool."

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Disclaimers: Sorry if re-post.

[BigMeatballDave]

LMAO

[runnercyclist]

Well it's creative, if nothing else.

[Zebedee DuBois]

Any truth to the rumor that passengers will travel by having to catch the rocket with their hands and not let go, known as the Sippio method, often in traffic?

[runnercyclist]

I, too, Mr Fax, hate the week before the regular season begins.

[gta0012]

lol

[NUMBER7]

I must say the dude is talented.

[Sully]

Hannon already did this on Mars.

--GoChiefs

[HonestChieffan]

No Gannon did it. Hannon never made it to Mars.

[Bowser]

Sippio obviously neede the extra space to perfect Cold Fusion.

[Bugeater]

"On the lunar surface, I'll be able to prepare, you know, for a Mars flight more efficiently,” Sippio explained. “My moon base may turn into a sort of cool outpost to the red planet. I call it my Launch Pad”

So he's essentially building a rest stop on the moon? Will it have clean bathrooms, free coffee and weather updates?

[HonestChieffan]

and strippers. Rumor is that its going to be like the one west of Warrensburg

[Ebolapox]

"moon unit alpha, and we shall call the other moon unit zappa''

[Groves]

per Sippio's agent, he'll definitely be on the moon by October.

[KcMizzou]

"moon unit alpha, and we shall call the other moon unit zappa''Ground control to Major Bobby?

[jAZ]

I just read this out loud at our draft party and had the room rolling. I'm in tears.

[Crashride]

if he ends up being a bust...he needs to take his cousin with him

[ChiefsFan4Life]

Sippio Joins Space Race for Moon Base
Forbes, NY - Sep 3, 2007

Apparently having tired of his NFL career, Kansas City Chiefs wide receiver, Bobby Sippio, has made other plans for his future - and the future of mankind, as well.

"I ain't screwin' around with the Chiefs no more," Sippio told the Associated Press. "Those cats don't know what they're doing, so I'm going to build a moon base where people can visit and hang and I can kick back and observe activity on the Earth."

Competing in private space flight with such companies as defense contractor and aerospace firm Northrop Grumman Corp. and Virgin Galactic doesn't seem to concern the former Arena League player either. "I kicked ass for the Rush, I kicked ass on Hard Knocks and I'll kick their ass, too," Says Sippio.

Wearing a Nike lounge suit and slippers with the price tags intact, Sippio seemed at ease with his decision during this exclusive interview, "On the lunar surface, I'll be able to prepare, you know, for a Mars flight more efficiently,” Sippio explained. “My moon base may turn into a sort of cool outpost to the red planet. I call it my Launch Pad”

When asked when this venture would begin, Sippio was noncommital. "We'll see. I'm thinking next week or the week after. I got some things to do here first. Got to bag some fuel and a rocket. Settle some stuff, you know. Then I'll blast off. It's cool."

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Disclaimers: Sorry if re-post.

You try SO HARD to be funny and it fails 99% of the time. I feel embarrassed and awkward for you for a lot of what you post because I know you worked so hard to be funny and got all excited when you posted it.

[HonestChieffan]

You didnt get it?

[Bowser]

You try SO HARD to be funny and it fails 99% of the time. I feel embarrassed and awkward for you for a lot of what you post because I know you worked so hard to be funny and got all excited when you posted it.

Thanks for confirming that you either a) have no sense of humor, or b) are too high brow for your own good. Hopefully not both.

[Zeke Ziggle]

Any truth to the rumor that passengers will travel by having to catch the rocket with their hands and not let go, known as the Sippio method, often in traffic?

Thats not fair. its always been a dream of samie parker to go to the moon.