What Food Or Drink Gives You The Worst Gas?

[Donger]

This weekend, I forgot that bratwurst makes me repeat like a howitzer. Actually, it depends on how many I eat, but yesterday I ate two. What an unpleasant feeling. For some reason, I kept hearing the crying words of the reporter who covered the Hindenburg disaster.

And, by worst, it can be either smell or overall volume, or both.

Thanks.

[The Franchise]

Stagg Chili

[Bowser]

Sadly, both popcorn and chocolate ice cream make me make sounds akin to the trumpets of Hell.

[Phobia]

Whatever I ate Sunday gave me some pigshit smelling stuff Sunday night. Fortunately, it dissipated pretty quickly but it was some frequent flatulence.

Cabbage
Pinto beans
rutubaga
1554 Black Belgian Ale

[Dartgod]

Yes

[El Jefe]

White Castle Burgers.

[Wile_E_Coyote]

eggs. Good night nurse Don't Feed Me Eggs

[Simply Red]

Raw white onions. Beer, obviously.

[Dartgod]

You don't want to be around me if I have been drinking my home brew the night before.

[StcChief]

Cabbage
Broccoli
overly Beaned chili

but it's a good for you

[HemiEd]

Only recently, I discovered that it is cantelope.

[DMAC]

Bratwurst

[ROYC75]

Pepperoni .........

[Phobia]

I had forgotten Bohemia, Negra Modelo, and Dos Equis Brown really do me in too.

[pikesome]

eggs. Good night nurse Don't Feed Me Eggs

Here too. Although scrambled eggs aren't that bad and things made out of eggs don't. Fried eggs though, they do a number on everything south of my throat.

[Redrum_69]

Your mom...

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Miller Lite, Pizza Hut pan pizza, General Tso's chicken and Sprite as a mixture.

[morphius]

chiefsplanet

[Archie Bunker]

Wendy's Spicey Chicken Sandwich

Eggs

[KCFalcon59]

Beer. I spend about 2 hours in the morning expelling gas. Then I get up and spend the next 8 hours squelching as much as possible.

[R&GHomer]

Regular Bud and deviled eggs will have me clearing out the house in no time.

[Braincase]

The kool-aid we get out of 1 Arrowhead Drive.

[Stewie]

Both volume and stench is my homemade Mexican food. I've narrowed it down to the combination of lots of tomatoes, refried beans, and jalapenos. The jalapenos seem to be some sort of catalyst that energizes the tomatoes and beans.

[munkey]

Protien Shakes...

[Jilly]

Taco Bell's refried beans and any kind of dairy that says, "no sugar added". The smell makes me throw up even.

[Fat Elvis]

Cabbage
Garlic

[Saulbadguy]

Hot wings. Burning shit

[tooge]

canned chicken. Nectarines. Real beer, ie., not light beer.
I love the smell of my own farts.

[Jilly]

canned chicken. Nectarines. Real beer, ie., not light beer.
I love the smell of my own farts.


:clap: Someone FINALLY admits it!!!!

[penchief]

A big bowl of Frosted Mini Wheats with milk. Lock the door and throw away the key. Especially if it's a snack before I go to bed.

[Jilly]

my ex husband used to fart and then pull the covers up over my head.... SO GLAD we got divorced. And it seemed like EVERYTHING made him fart.

[Nzoner]

BBQ beans the exact kind I'm making for this weekend's bash. :)

[Donger]

my ex husband used to fart and then pull the covers up over my head....

I'd be willing to be that over 90% of husbands have done that to their wives.

[2112]

Hard boiled eggs followed close behind by raisins. eat them before you fly and it's a deadly concoction for any passengers sitting next to you.

[Phobia]

I'd be willing to be that over 90% of husbands have done that to their wives.
I think that's probably a little high. I've never done that. I don't need to.

[2112]

my ex husband used to fart and then pull the covers up over my head.... SO GLAD we got divorced. And it seemed like EVERYTHING made him fart.
That's called a ''dutch oven''

[Marlboro_Chief]

Campbells Cream of Mushroom Soup and Popeyes Chicken.

[Jilly]

That's called a ''dutch oven''

whatever it's called...it was disgusting...and borderline abusive! and then you guys complain that your wives won't have sex with you!!!! lol

[Captain Obvious]

Onion blossoms/onion rings. Sticks with me for a while as well.

[Jilly]

Onion blossoms/onion rings. Sticks with me for a while as well.

TMI warning.... but, just in case you all expect your wives to maybe do a certain deed for you .... this effects more than fart smells...

[Donger]

TMI warning.... but, just in case you all expect your wives to maybe do a certain deed for you .... this effects more than fart smells...

No, that's advice that all men should be aware of.

[Phobia]

TMI warning.... but, just in case you all expect your wives to maybe do a certain deed for you .... this effects more than fart smells...

Yeah, I wouldn't really expect a rim job when I've been farting all day.

[Marlboro_Chief]

Yeah, I wouldn't really expect a rim job when I've been farting all day.

LOL Or Diahrrea!

[Donger]

LOL Or Diahrrea!

Do you know to what Jilly is referring in her post above?

[Jilly]

Yeah, I wouldn't really expect a rim job when I've been farting all day.

nice.... but I hear that opens you up pretty good, so maybe you should have your boyfriend try it sometime!!! :p

Sorry, you set it up...and forgot I'm a pretty damn good volleyball player!

[Simply Red]

:redface:

[Donger]

:redface:

Two words: eat strawberries.

[Simply Red]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Donger]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

That's a shame, but I don't think you're alone.

[Jilly]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

oh honey.... onions effect how your man juice tastes.

[Simply Red]

That's a shame, but I don't think you're alone.
If it is what Phil said, that's not a shame, that's weird. My butthole only gets touched by two-ply and the occasional fancy wet-nap toiled paper in the plastic box.

[Simply Red]

oh honey.... onions effect how your man juice tastes.
When you say: "man juice" - what ever do you mean?

[Donger]

When you say: "man juice" - what ever do you mean?

Semen.

[Dunit35]

Usually just about anything. Quite a few things upset my stomach and it doesn't take much to give me gas or make me make a trip to the bathroom.