Server too busy?

[Phobia]

I rather expect this message on gameday, perhaps even during peak times during the week.

8:00 AM on Tuesday is not a peak time. 9:15 on Thursday is not peak. 2:00 PM Wednesday is not peak.

[Logical]

I rather expect this message on gameday, perhaps even during peak times during the week.

8:00 AM on Tuesday is not a peak time. 9:15 on Thursday is not peak. 2:00 PM Wednesday is not peak.Well bye bye more database.:cuss:

[teedubya]

2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 Repost.

[JazzzLovr]

I rather expect this message on gameday, perhaps even during peak times during the week.

8:00 AM on Tuesday is not a peak time. 9:15 on Thursday is not peak. 2:00 PM Wednesday is not peak.

Geez, you're such a whiner. Why don't YOU try being an admin for a while?


:D

[Darkwolfe]

Just got this little gem:

There seems to have been a slight problem with the ChiefsPlanet database.
Please try again by pressing the refresh button in your browser.

An E-Mail has been dispatched to our Technical Staff, who you can also contact if the problem persists.

We apologise for any inconvenience.

[morphius]

I rebooted the server...

In the future please email us when you see the alarms so that we know to look.

[Darkwolfe]

I rebooted the server...

Rebooted or just hauled off and kicked the howling heck out of it?

[morphius]

Rebooted or just hauled off and kicked the howling heck out of it?
If I could only get my hands on the machine...

[Hammock Parties]

Warpaint server rock solid!

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I was trying to vote but the server was busy. That makes 3 tonight.

[morphius]

Warpaint server rock solid!
Well it does run on Athens shit, and since it comes from his ass, mouth and finger tips it has more then enough power. Of course running software that was designed to run on machines built in 1996 probably doesn't hurt.

[Ebolapox]

Warpaint server rock solid!

wow, you have bandwidth for twenty people, nineteen of which are aliases of nick athan.

impressive.

[Phobia]

Warpaint server rock solid!
Rock solid and rock slow.

[Deberg_1990]

Athans C*ck rock solid!

FYP

[Coach]

Most of the time the server gets busy on me during the Chiefs game.

Every other times are whenever there is a big breaking news or something revelence to the Chiefs.

[Skip Towne]

This place runs great most of the time. Gamedays are slow. Since it is Kyle's board and we are all free gratis guests of his, I think anyone with complaints should Go F'ck Themselves. You are free to start your own board.

[kcxiv]

This place runs great most of the time. Gamedays are slow. Since it is Kyle's board and we are all free gratis guests of his, I think anyone with complaints should Go F'ck Themselves. You are free to start your own board. Well, i wouldnt try to go all negative like your post is. He could at least post a poll saying would you all donate to have this fixed. I think people would be willing to donate to keep this site running a bit faster.

[morphius]

I'm trying something, I don't have a lot of hopes that it will help, but it may slow down things for a bit.

[Frazod]

Well, i wouldnt try to go all negative like your post is. He could at least post a poll saying would you all donate to have this fixed. I think people would be willing to donate to keep this site running a bit faster.

Some of us have, several times. It's probably time to do it again.

[morphius]

Intersesting

[FAX]

I'm trying something, I don't have a lot of hopes that it will help, but it may slow down things for a bit.

ROFL

FAX

[DaFace]

I'm trying something, I don't have a lot of hopes that it will help, but it may slow down things for a bit.

I'd say that it did, indeed, slow things down for a bit.

[stumppy]

Intersesting


Uh, let's not try that again.
ROFL

[007]

I'm trying something, I don't have a lot of hopes that it will help, but it may slow down things for a bit.
Famous last words.

[Redcoats58]

I'm trying something, I don't have a lot of hopes that it will help, but it may slow down things for a bit.
Seems to be haulin ass now.

[morphius]

Uh, let's not try that again.
ROFL
I actually might, but next time I'm going to umm, do somethings first. hehe.

[stumppy]

Famous last words.


All I remember was morphius saying " Hey yall, watch this".

ROFL

[007]

All I remember was morphius saying " Hey yall, watch this".

ROFL


Must have found the Oracle.

[Frazod]

I'm trying something, I don't have a lot of hopes that it will help, but it may slow down things for a bit.

I guess this is the IT geek equivalent of a redneck yelling "Hey y'all, watch this!" :)

[morphius]

All I remember was morphius saying " Hey yall, watch this".

ROFL
ROFL!

bastard!

[Frazod]

All I remember was morphius saying " Hey yall, watch this".

ROFL

Dammit! :cuss:

[Hammock Parties]

I have a mental image of morphius standing in the corner of a dark room, sweating, with a cigarette burning in his mouth, his hand on a switch.

"HOLD ON TO YA BUTTS."

*CHUNK*

http://hotyb.ytmnd.com/

[007]

They went to plaid.

[morphius]

Well, what I did ended up taking up all the disk space, which created a slight, umm, issue.

[stumppy]

If you pull another one of those "watch this" one of us is going to knock out your good eatin tooth.:D

[DaFace]

So what did you do that turned on the "5 viewing" gizmo on the subforums?

[007]

Well, what I did ended up taking up all the disk space, which created a slight, umm, issue.
Evil MOD Morphius, the Planet Dictator in his own mind.

[morphius]

So what did you do that turned on the "5 viewing" gizmo on the subforums?
hmmm, yes, apparently that was a side effect of fixing the database.

[stumppy]

Weird.
If you click on the '2007 long year' thread by Halfcan you get the 'Database error' page.

[morphius]

I guess this is the IT geek equivalent of a redneck yelling "Hey y'all, watch this!" :)
And for my next trick...

http://www.entertainmentrights.com/uploads/image_bank/asset_1682_hl.jpg

[Simplex3]

Dammit! :cuss:
:shake:

Beaten to the punch by STUMPPY. STUMPPY, man.

:shake:

[2112]

hmmm, yes, apparently that was a side effect of fixing the database.
morphius is the official press secretary for ChiefsPlanet.

Forward all your complaints and concerns to him.

morphius@Chiefsplanet.com



LMAO

[Simply Red]

I absolutely love this thread!

[Undertaker #59]

Well...

You can't just look at peak times for Chiefsplanet any more. You need to consider what is happening in the Patriotsplanet world now. We have been EXTREMELY busy this week with some sort of minor story about cheating or something.

Patriots Planet is down right now.

[Simplex3]

Patriots Planet is down right now.
It's about time you guys had to suffer too.

;)

[2112]

Well...

You can't just look at peak times for Chiefsplanet any more. You need to consider what is happening in the Patriotsplanet world now. We have been EXTREMELY busy this week with some sort of minor story about cheating or something.

Patriots Planet is down right now.
Another reason for everybody to hate the Patriots. :D

[KcMizzou]

Another reason for everybody to hate the Patriots. :D
I figured it was their fault one way or another.

[Undertaker #59]

Yeah, you can blame everything on us now.

[Extra Point]

That can be attributed to operator error:

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qbqra7kRXbk"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qbqra7kRXbk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

[morphius]

Yeah, you can blame everything on us now.
I sent you a PM with a possible fix, let me know how it works out...

[Undertaker #59]

I replied. No go. :(

[stumppy]

:shake:

Beaten to the punch by STUMPPY. STUMPPY, man.

:shake:


There's been a lot of guys utter those exact words on there wedding night.

[morphius]

I replied. No go. :(
Oh bother, it was something simple. It is fixed now. Don't bother with the repair.

[Undertaker #59]

Thanks man.

[Undertaker #59]

Still have all kinds of SQL problems. Sent you some more PMs.

[dirk digler]

I just got the server is busy message

[morphius]

Still have all kinds of SQL problems. Sent you some more PMs.
Same thing we were getting, you should have the fix in PM's.

morphius
(just keeping it public so that the pats people know what we are working on it)

[Planetman]

I just got the server is busy message
Ditto. Let's blame morphius. :D

[Undertaker #59]

Still no go.

[Valiant]

Slow again this morning...

[FAX]

Slow again this morning...

Well, hell!

Let's slam the dang thing against the wall again.

FAX

[Planetman]

Well, hell!

Let's slam the dang thing against the wall again.

FAX
Shouldn't we hit it with a hammer first?

[Stinger]

....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/stinger871/Chief%20Planet/motivator3102158.jpg

[OnTheWarpath15]

I've gotten the server busy message 10 times this morning.....no exaggeration.

:banghead:

[PastorMikH]

The server busy messege is REALLY IRRITATING when I've written out a thought in a post, send it, get the message, and lose everything I've typed. There have been several times this week when I've decided not to comment because I didn't want to spend several minutes writing a post only to lose everything when I click post. Shoot, for that matter I have actually not bothered with the planet this week for the same reason.


I'm not sure as to an exact number, but I do know I've seen the server busy page a lot.

[Planetman]

The server busy messege is REALLY IRRITATING when I've written out a thought in a post, send it, get the message, and lose everything I've typed. There have been several times this week when I've decided not to comment because I didn't want to spend several minutes writing a post only to lose everything when I click post. Shoot, for that matter I have actually not bothered with the planet this week for the same reason.


I'm not sure as to an exact number, but I do know I've seen the server busy page a lot.
Always highlight copy your post prior to hitting Submit. Problem solved (kinda). :)

[DaFace]

Seems like PatriotsPlanet is dragging us down. :(

[morphius]

The server busy messege is REALLY IRRITATING when I've written out a thought in a post, send it, get the message, and lose everything I've typed. There have been several times this week when I've decided not to comment because I didn't want to spend several minutes writing a post only to lose everything when I click post. Shoot, for that matter I have actually not bothered with the planet this week for the same reason.


I'm not sure as to an exact number, but I do know I've seen the server busy page a lot.
do you try a refresh?

[2112]

do you try a refresh?
I've had no problems this morning at all, good job! :thumb:

[PastorMikH]

do you try a refresh?


Did I try Refresh??? You think I just started posting around here??? I know to hit refresh when that happens!!!

:):)


Yeah, that used to work along with just going back a page and reposting, but for some reason neither has worked for me in the last week. It's happened on multiple computers for me too.

[PastorMikH]

Always highlight copy your post prior to hitting Submit. Problem solved (kinda). :)


I remember a time when a person really needed to type out a response in Word then past it in the post reply page just in case...

[boogblaster]

Working here ...last night I went to the server-down site it wouldn't let Boog in said it hadn't heard of Boog...I was beaten-down ..cried all night ...

[PastorMikH]

Say Morph, are you guys still locking down the server to unregistered guests on game day? Fobia used to do that with some success.

[FAX]

Did I try Refresh??? You think I just started posting around here??? I know to hit refresh when that happens!!!

:):)

Yeah, that used to work along with just going back a page and I have nothing to adding, but for some reason neither has worked for me in the last week. It's happened on multiple computers for me too.

I understand your frustration, Mr. PastorMikH.

But, did you try a refresh?

FAX

[PastorMikH]

I understand your frustration, Mr. PastorMikH.

But, did you try a refresh?

FAX


Gee, thanks! I'll give that a try GoChiefs Jr!

[penguinz]

We need an alternate forums we can use for when this place is down. or we just need the site to be hosted on a real server.

[KcMizzou]

We need an alternate forums we can use for when this place is down. or we just need the site to be hosted on a real server.We've been known to invade the Mane when the Planet was down for an extended time.

[Mr. Plow]

Rock solid and rock slow.

Quick like a dog running on 4 broken legs and tied to a tree.

[penguinz]

It died again.

[OnTheWarpath15]

It died again.

Yep, for about 3-5 minutes.

[AustinChief]

The outages are my fault, i'm working on things behind the scenes

I'll keep you posted

[dj56dt58]

it only seems to happen on certain posts...I can get into some posts fine and others never let me in

[Basileus777]

it only seems to happen on certain posts...I can get into some posts fine and others never let me in

It seems that any thread made made during certain time period doesn't work.

[luv]

The outages are my fault, i'm working on things behind the scenes

I'll keep you posted
Hey! Speaking of keeping us posted....

How was your date?

[Simplex3]

The outages are my fault, i'm working on things behind the scenes

I'll keep you posted
There's the man.

[Simplex3]

Hey! Speaking of keeping us posted....

How was your date?
Damnit, let the man concentrate.

[Hammock Parties]

I can't ****in' click into the thread I posted.

[Bwana]

Several, but come games days........watch out.

[Coach]

Several, but come games days........watch out.

Yep.

[Mecca]

All the threads this Sunday will just be people going off about the loss even though we all expect it, so we won't miss a lot.

[Frazod]

Seems like PatriotsPlanet is dragging us down. :(
No, but I think they're spying on Morphius. :D

[Lzen]

We've been known to invade the Mane when the Planet was down for an extended time.

I always feel like I need a shower after hanging out at that place.

[KcMizzou]

I always feel like I need a shower after hanging out at that place.Yeah, it does make you feel a little dirty.

But, to their credit, they've been good hosts more than once. And I remember one Orange Mange refugee camp thread here a while back.

[Lzen]

Yeah, it does make you feel a little dirty.

But, to their credit, they've been good hosts more than once. And I remember one Orange Mange refugee camp thread here a while back.

As much as I like to joke about it, I'll admit that there are a few decent donk fans.

[Phobia]

I always feel like I need a shower after hanging out at that place.

Me too. But I never take one. I have a phobia of voyeuer cameras.

[Logical]

Say Morph, are you guys still locking down the server to unregistered guests on game day? Fobia used to do that with some success.Actually I never got one message on game day, all of them have been later this week. Maybe the Chiefs play drove people away from the Planet.

[Lzen]

Me too. But I never take one. I have a phobia of voyeuer cameras.

Yeah, cause that's different than streaking through a room full of strangers.

[HemiEd]

At least 8 to 10 times, I kept thinking something really big must have happened. But no, it was only the Patriots finally getting caught.