****Official Chiefs vs Vikings Super Bowl Rematch Thread****

[Skip Towne]

AP is a beast.
AD is his nickname (All Day)

[baitism]

Page just got turned into a bitch. Adrian Peterson showing LJ how it's done. Sad.

It's not really that sad. Peterson has more talent out of college than LJ ever showed at Penn State. I am sure he will turn out to be a better back in the NFL as well.

[Bwana]

Nice ****ing coverage D.

[kstater]

Heh

[cdcox]

Wesley's an idiot.

[FAX]

Wow ...

FAX

[kcpasco]

Holcomb doing his best Huard impression

[SPchief]

Allen!

[TN_Chief]

Faked out of their jocks. Dodged a bullet there.

[kcxiv]

Nice Allen

[Mecca]

Chiefs get very lucky on that series..

[siberian khatru]

Held the ball WAY too long.

[Tactical Funky]

Today's only bright spot: Jared Mother****ing Allen!

[Lzen]

Holcombe holds the ball like Damon Huard on that play.

[donkhater]

It took 6 seconds to get there, but he got the sack.

[cdcox]

Holcombe held the ball too long.

[headsnap]

Shoulda worn the white uni's.

since Herm is messing with tradition...


White at home...

Winning at Arrowhead...

etc, etc, etc...




oh yeah, go JA!!!!!

[unothadeal]

jarred allen isn't getting any pressure at all.
I'm sorry, what?

[arrowheadnation]

Do you think Gunther calls him Greggy when he's mad at him?

[banyon]

Allen has had an awesome game. He is the only guy out there who looks like he gives a damn.

[FringeNC]

This is the most poorly coached team I have seen since the 2005 Jets.

[Bwana]

At least Allen is having one hell of a game. Welcome back Jarad. Pay the man Carl, you slup.

[beer bacon]

Wesley shouldn't start for the same reason Huard shouldn't start. It doesn't matter how many years you have been in the league if you still play like a rook.

[baitism]

Why are they not trying a FG?

[FAX]

It sounds like Tamba's playing okay.

FAX

[Mecca]

LOL Chiefs use a timeout, what did they not know that Minnesota was gonna chuck it deep?

[cdcox]

Herm trying to ice the Vikes. Niiiiicee.

[siberian khatru]

My eyes! My eyes!

[FAX]

12 men on the field?

FAX

[Spott]

What sucks is if this average D we have now was around from 2002-2005, we likely would have made a few Super Bowls.

[alanm]

Allen has had an awesome game. He is the only guy out there who looks like he gives a damn.
If Allen has half a brain he'll be on a fast plane to another team at the end of the season.

[kcxiv]

Allen with number 2.

[siberian khatru]

Sacked by a 3-man rush.

[unothadeal]

Took awhile but that's nice

[SPchief]

Hopefully this defensive stand goes into the 2nd half

[Coach]

I hope some people are taunting at Herm.

[Mecca]

Very lucky it's not 21-0

[kstater]

Its OOOOOKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAY

We're only down by 7.

:rolleyes:

[Megbert]

oh shit this is only halftime have mercy on our souls.

[Bob Dole]

Our D is the only thing keeping this from being comedy gold.

[Bwana]

Allen has kept us in this game all by himself. WOW!

[Lzen]

Someone tell me why Greg Wesley is still on this team? He has jumped the shark just like Eric Hicks.

[baitism]

It's a freakin' miracle we are somehow still in this game.

[the Talking Can]

someone tell me why Huard is allowed to take a single snap for this team?

[mylittlepony]

Good thing is we're kicking of 2nd half. That should mean a short field for our Offence.

[Bob Dole]

We're on pace to score 6 with 112 total net yards of offense.

That ought to be enough to win any game. Right, Herm?

[memyselfI]

It's a freakin' miracle we are somehow still in this game.

Not to mention a very questionable call...

[KCFalcon59]

Good thing Holcomb sucks or the score could be worse.

[Coach]

Very lucky it's not 21-0

Should had been 21-3. That TD by the WR, should had been a TD. Instant Replay ****ed the Vikings for that.

And that one wide-open, the QB sorely overthrew it.

At best, it should had been 17-3, with a possiblity of 20-3.

[Dave Lane]

We're on pace to score 6 with 112 total net yards of offense.

That ought to be enough to win any game. Right, Herm?


Well except Arena ball games

[Mecca]

LOL and the Fox guys make fun of our team for being awful...

[L.A. Chieffan]

JA IS BRINGING THE PAIN

[CosmicPal]

Wow

We now have the absolute WORST fuggen offense in the history of the NFL. The worst!

[Tactical Funky]

This is deja vu to the 90's when the Chiefs' D kept us in games...only the playcalling was much, much better.

Sickening.

[Coach]

Wow

We now have the absolute WORST fuggen offense in the history of the NFL. The worst!

As I said many times, we're the 2006 Oakland Raiders offense for this year.

[Mecca]

JA IS BRINGING THE PAIN

It's not going to matter much with this offense we have...

[kcxiv]

Congratz Chiefs nation. We officially have the worst team in the NFL. lol

[chief52]

That was one ugly half of football. Damn...

I wonder if Huard was actually yelling at LJ as the commentators said.

[ChiefaRoo]

This is deja vu to the 90's when the Chiefs' D kept us in games...only the playcalling was much, much better.

Sickening.

Don't kid yourself this Defense isn't 1/2 as good as the early 90's D.

[dj56dt58]

This is deja vu to the 90's when the Chiefs' D kept us in games...only the playcalling was much, much better.

Sickening.
except we actually won games

[CosmicPal]

How long before the crowd starts chanting, WE WANT CROYLE! WE WANT CROYLE! WE WANT CROYLE!

[Tactical Funky]

Don't kid yourself this Defense isn't 1/2 as good as the early 90's D.
No, but our offense was quite bad during certain years and the D is what made us a formidable team; our D isn't stellar, but it's none too shabby, either.

[Coach]

How long before the crowd starts chanting, WE WANT CROYLE! WE WANT CROYLE! WE WANT CROYLE!

Shit, they should had done it at the end of the first quarter. Hell, how about before the ****ing football game even started?

[MadMax]

someone tell me why Huard is allowed to take a single snap for this team?


Carl loves 4 and 12 :)

[Sure-Oz]

The offensive playcalling is ridiculous as well, maybe cause Huard is scared or the team is, what a joke so far on O

[kcxiv]

Its a sad time when the season is over in week 3. lol

[chiefsfan1963]

Who drafted Allen? O yeah DV! One of the few players he drafted that worked out. That was his only shortcoming and CP.

No one has a leg to stand on who says this team is much better off without DV. Even if KC pulls this game off and wins we still suck and have nothing to look forward to but a Top 5 draft pick. Hopefully we won't screw that up as well.

Looking forward to the firing of CP and the complete replacement of his staff.

Glad to see our D is doing well, but the price we paid for it is way too much!

[Mosbonian]

2 quick comments....

1) Anyone believing that Huard has what it takes to be a starting QB in this league, needs to question their ability to assess football talent.

2) I never though anyone could do this, but Herm Edwards actually makes me yearn to have Marty Schottenheimer back as Head Coach.

mmaddog
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[baitism]

I love the Chiefs tickets commercial. Like I would want to pay $70+ per ticket, plus $20 for parking, plus godawful overpriced shitty food to watch us lay eggs on the field.

[beer bacon]

That kickoff actually went into the end-zone :drool:

[cdcox]

Herm thinks every thing is fine.

[CosmicPal]

Shit, they should had done it at the end of the first quarter. Hell, how about before the ****ing football game even started?

I hear you there....

[Mecca]

Peterson makes Law his bitch again.

[beer bacon]

AD is making Law look like a fool.

[SPchief]

Law just got owned.

[dirk digler]

2 quick comments....

1) Anyone believing that Huard has what it takes to be a starting QB in this league, needs to question their ability to assess football talent.

2) I never though anyone could do this, but Herm Edwards actually makes me yearn to have Marty Schottenheimer back as Head Coach.

mmaddog
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I would pay to have Marty back

[Lzen]

Why did we pay Ty Law all that money?

[ChiefaRoo]

Apparently Law can only play against Peyton Manning.

[Coach]

Nice to see our defense is gettin punked by a rookie running back.

[kcxiv]

51 freaking yards.

[kcxiv]

Allen is bringing it;.

[FAX]

A. Peterson 16 67
L. Johnson 13 25

FAX

[kstater]

Hali and JA with the hurry.

[Mecca]

The Chiefs just got owned on that play...

[Coach]

AWESOME! WE JUST GOT PUNKED!

[SPchief]

:banghead:

[Mosbonian]

I'm not much for believing in conspiracies, but I think someone in NY paid Herm Edwards to quit his job with the Jets just to destroy the KC Chiefs.

mmaddog
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[cdcox]

Where were the LB?

[kstater]

:banghead:

[beer bacon]

We have scored 16 points in two and 1/2 games. The Eagles have scored 42 in less then a half.

DE just left the middle wide open on that play.

[dirk digler]

3rd and 11 and Peterson runs for a first down. A real D doesn't allow that to happen

[Mecca]

Peterson is now owning us...

[ILikeBigTiddys]

:banghead:

[banyon]

Peterson is killing us. At least he's on my FF team.

[Direckshun]

Does Minnesota even have a quarterback?

Swear to god, they're running every play and there's nothing we can do about it.

[FAX]

AD has 90 yards at this point.

FAX

[baitism]

Hey! Someone with #90 made a tackle. Haven't seen that in previous years....

[Mecca]

Can't stop AD now....he really is the man.

[banyon]

Does Minnesota even have a quarterback?

Swear to god, they're running every play and there's nothing we can do about it.

Bryant McKinnie, Steve Hutchison, and Tony Richardson.

It's how teams used to feel when we had Roaf, Waters and ...tony Richardson.

[Pitt Gorilla]

I think everyone else in the world saw that draw coming, except for the Chiefs.

[beer bacon]

DJ made two great plays on Minnesota's first drive, and then he disappeared. Where has he been?

[dirk digler]

The Vikes O Line is owning our DLine. I guess they aren't soft..today

[Coach]

Does Minnesota even have a quarterback?

Swear to god, they're running every play and there's nothing we can do about it.

Fine by me. I'm tired of people saying that we have a good defense, yet there isn't any evidence that backs up that claim.

[beer bacon]

Our safeties are taking bad angles too.

[Direckshun]

This is just 2-14 material right here.

2-14.

[dirk digler]

D holding LMAO

[cdcox]

Heh, we can't even stop him when we cheat.

[Coach]

Bryant McKinnie, Steve Hutchison, and Tony Richardson.

It's how teams used to feel when we had Roaf, Waters and ...tony Richardson.

FWIW, Richardson isn't playing today.

[Direckshun]

DEFENSIVE HOLDING!?

Well we can hang that on our mantle along with an illegal snap, two offensive delay of games, and an illegal forward pass.

Arg.

[kstater]

Holding on Defense on a running play?

[Mecca]

The Chiefs look horrid out there...

[FAX]

Jeez. We have suck down pat.

FAX

[dirk digler]

Boone hurt.

[cdcox]

Crap if Boone goes down...

[ChiefaRoo]

Herm and Carl must go.

[banyon]

FWIW, Richardson isn't playing today.

Oh, well I guess they'd be kicking our a** slightly more then.

[Mecca]

AD and Minnesota shows us what a real defensive running team looks like...

[kcxiv]

from a play off team to dead last in the NFL. Gotta love it.

[kstater]

Those that can see the game, is Arrowhead still full, or did people leave at halftime.

[BigMeatballDave]

As bad as the D looks from time to time, it wouldn't matter much if we could score a TD or 2...

[Lzen]

Thank God I didn't buy any tix to any games this year. :(

[FAX]

We have to get Croyle in there. We have to pass and pass deep. We have to challenge their safeties and get them off the LOS.

FAX

[Coach]

Those that can see the game, is Arrowhead still full, or did people leave at halftime.

If Minny scores, more than likely they're leaving.

[Mecca]

I like how the Chiefs taunt yet they look like garbage...

[kcxiv]

Good d.

[FAX]

Have we even thrown to a WR?

FAX

[kcxiv]

Have we even thrown to a WR?

FAX
i dont think so.

[Coach]

Awesome. Now I can't wait to see the infamous 3rd and long completion for a first down.

[Mosbonian]

Anyone wonder how bad the score on this game would be if Allen wasn't here today?

mmaddog
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[unothadeal]

Have we even thrown to a WR?

FAX
I think Huard overthrew a WR in the first quarter

[CHIEF4EVER]

3rd and long, they have us right where they want us.

[cdcox]

Have we even thrown to a WR?

FAX

What's that?

[unothadeal]

DJ!

[kcxiv]

Wow. DJ is having a hell of a game.

[SPchief]

Defense stepped up big

[kstater]

Draw play Coach

[Direckshun]

DJ's playing well, but JA is just a ****ing monster.

[Skip Towne]

The Chiefs look horrid out there...
Thanks, we wouldn't have noticed. Shut the f*ck up!!!!!!!

[Mecca]

Well the offense will do nothing now with the ball there...

[blueballs]

32

[Mosbonian]

Have we thrown to Bowe today? Is he even in the game?

mmaddog
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[kstater]

Time for Run Run Run Punt

[Direckshun]

You know.

Watching this team stink up so bad is a surprisingly therapeutic experience.

Just saying.

[kcxiv]

3 and out? I think so!

[Coach]

Can't wait for the offense to give the Vikings a safety.

A delayed blitzing LB, and Turd curls up in the fetus position 5 seconds before the sack occurs.

[FAX]

Downfield's running stats.

6/10 For 37 Yards. 1 Illegal Pass. 1 Fumble. Some pee. 4 codpiece adjustments. 2 irrational outbursts. 1 text message to mom.

FAX

[ChiefaRoo]

You know.

Watching this team stink up so bad is a surprisingly therapeutic experience.

Just saying.

I know what you mean. It's kinda've relaxing.

[dirk digler]

DJ and JA are playing great.

[kcxiv]

You know.

Watching this team stink up so bad is a surprisingly therapeutic experience.

Just saying.
I am just going to take this as comedy now. There is no sense in me getting frustrated. I am just going to laugh at it.

[R&GHomer]

****ing pathetic on offense. Just ****ing put in Croyle and see what the kid can do. Could it be any worse!!! Really... could it be any ****ing worse!!!

[beer bacon]

Oh mercy.

[kcxiv]

haha. gotta just laugh.

[siberian khatru]

Good Lord, he was just standing there, waiting, for like, 5 seconds.

[SPchief]

Yep, Minnesota couldn't see that one coming.

[dirk digler]

What a joke. You have to throw the ****ing ball

[KCDU]

A run up the middle? I haven't seen that ever....

[kstater]

Shocking with the run up the gut

[KChiefs1]

Vikings are stacking the box.

[kcpasco]

loss of 4 hahahaha

[Coach]

Lucky throw.

[1ChiefsDan]

dbowe - 1st down

[unothadeal]

You have to be kidding me.

[kcxiv]

hahahaha again.

[NashvilleRock.net]

Wow! I thought Bowe and the rest of the receivers were hanging out eating Nachos with Priest!

[siberian khatru]

Good God, Solari.

[KCDU]

Another totally unexpected 1st down run...

[SPchief]

WAKE THE **** UP. THEY KNOW YOU ARE GOING TO RUN ON FIRST DOWN

[Mosbonian]

Who is blocking?

[FAX]

Lenny the Cool said that was the first pass to a WR today.

FAX

[dirk digler]

Cmon Solari throw the ****ing ball on 1st down

[kstater]

Funny thing about throwing to the WR.

YOU GET YARDS

[Tactical Funky]

No one could run against the Vikings the way they're stacking the box...

No respect for Huard's arm - I wonder why?!?!

[Coach]

I'm waiting for a Turd INT.

[dirk digler]

Keep throwing the ball

[siberian khatru]

Now, run up the gut on 1st down again.

[unothadeal]

OMG! Throwing equals first downs!

[kcpasco]

The vikes are giving us the pass and we keep running, this is genius playcalling

[KCDU]

Throw it again... see what happens.

I'm betting on another run up the middle for a loss.

[Skip Towne]

Let's try to run up the middle.

[Mosbonian]

I would throw the football every down until they start putting only 3 guys at the line.

mmaddog
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[kcxiv]

They had 9 guys at the line. talk about no respect.

[beer bacon]

I like the negative run, 10+ yard pass, negative run offense.

[SPchief]

Stupid

[kstater]

Funny thing about throwing down the field

YOU GET YARDS

[Simba]

This is just 2-14 material right here.

2-14.

Who would those 2 wins come against? I don't think even Detroit's a likely candidate at this point.

[Mosbonian]

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?

[headsnap]

ROFL

[NashvilleRock.net]

Herm's internal dialogue: "Hmm...2 throws and 2 first downs. Must run Larry up the middle now"

[siberian khatru]

Somebody please call security to Mike Solari's booth.

[dirk digler]

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS MADDENING!! THROW THE ****ING FOOTBALL ON 1st DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[banyon]

They have 3 guys waiting in the backfield on every run. Some teams might try a play-action pass downfield...

[SPchief]

LMAO

[siberian khatru]

Please, run again on 1st down. Please.

[Direckshun]

Tony playing his heart out.

For naught, it seems.

[Tactical Funky]

Poor LJ is getting no run blocking whatsoever out there...

No wonder he's pissed!

[NashvilleRock.net]

Keep feeding Tony!

[PastorMikH]

I'd like to see LJ NOT accept the handoff once and tell Damon "Its too" Huard to run the ball.

Geesh, there's not a RB in the history of the game that could succeed with what LJ's seeing today.

[Bugeater]

What. The. ****.

[KChiefs1]

and with the 1st pick in the 2008 NFL Draft, the Kansas City Chiefs select......

[alanm]

McIntosh is getting destroyed play after play. Makes one wish Black was still available. Almost. :banghead: :banghead:

[Mosbonian]

I would tell Damon Huard and Mike Solari that if they ran anything but a pass play that they would both be fired right there....yank his uniform and take away Solari's headset.

mmaddog
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[Coach]

Shitty playcalling and shitty execution.

[beer bacon]

Dear God. Show mercy!

[kstater]

Fake reverse?

[kcxiv]

for **** sake solari

[siberian khatru]

*head buried in hands*

[ChiefaRoo]

Welbourn sucks
Turley sucks
Huard sucks

[Bob Dole]

This offense has mastered the plays for negative yards.

[cdcox]

The passes at 11-12 yards were free. But instead we revert to tricky screens.

[Mosbonian]

When I said pass...I didn't mean a screen play.

mmaddog
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[PastorMikH]

I wonder what would happen if we used LJ as a DECOY AND WENT THE OTHER WAY????


Gotta love this imaginative playcalling.

[kcxiv]

sammie.

[siberian khatru]

SAMIE!!!!!!!!!!!

[Coach]

Chiefs gettin them lucky breaks.

[Direckshun]

STONE HANDS PARKER.

PLAYMAKER. lol

[FAX]

Jesus. LJ now has 14 net yards.

FAX

[dirk digler]

Finally again. keep throwing the ball

[banyon]

Holy s*** we have thrown the ball several times on this drive.

[Bugeater]

There was Parker's career highlight.

[KCFalcon59]

Huard is afraid.

[kcpasco]

Why go with whats working when you can just keep slamming into a brick wall.

[kstater]

Parker sighting.

[CHIEF4EVER]

Holy cow! Huard threw a pass to a WR!

[kcxiv]

You know you got problems when your best player on offense is Sammie Parker.

[Coach]

Good god almighty....

"Average yards after first down"

-0.3

[Direckshun]

Man LJ is playing with no heart whatsoever. He's mentally gone.

Need to bring in Bennett.

[kstater]

:banghead:

[Tactical Funky]

Hmm...

What is this "throwing of the ball" the Chiefs now seem to be doing?

[Easy 6]

GOD!!!

Its SO nice to hear Holthus finally get all excited about something.

[Bob Dole]

Another fine pass 4 yards out of bounds.

[dirk digler]

Another shitty pass by Huard. You have to throw inbounds asshole

[beer bacon]

Why are our only downfield passes to our fullback?

[cdcox]

Chiefs are trying to run a 20 play drive again.

[Bwana]

Wow, this is the game plan from hell.

[kstater]

Defense finally getting some rest though.

[The Bad Guy]

Casey Weiggman, Welbourne and Turley are all garbage.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Why are our only downfield passes to our fullback?

We're building a "tough mindset". /Herm

[Tactical Funky]

Man LJ is playing with no heart whatsoever. He's mentally gone.

Need to bring in Bennett.
He can't run behind this horrid offensive line and it's tough to have "heart" when defenders are getting to the backfield just as you get the freakin' handoff...

[Coach]

Wow, this is the game plan from hell.

Indeed. If Parker was actually tackled, that would had been a 3 yard gain and the Chiefs would be kicking a FG.

[beer bacon]

Defense finally getting some rest though.

Those slackers need to start scoring TDs if we are going to win.

[kcpasco]

Kyle Turdley needs to go

[Coach]

He can't run behind this horrid offensive line and it's tough to have "heart" when defenders are getting to the backfield just as you get the freakin' handoff...

Well, it's also tough to have "heart" when you have a piece of a shit head coach and a piece of a shit offensive coordinator.

[Direckshun]

LJ's just not playing with any soul right now, and I think that's burying us more than anything.

He's been mentally out of it since his delay of game penalty.

[Coach]

DAMN! HORRIBLY THROWN!

[SPchief]

Bench him

[siberian khatru]

Lucky that wasn't an INT.

[WilliamTheIrish]

I thought Bowe was gonna snag that..

[cdcox]

Bowe was wide open and Huard throws a duck.

[Direckshun]

Bowe saves the INT.

[Skip Towne]

Nice throw, Damon.