Tonight's Colber[t] Repor[t] just wrote itself

[Baby Lee]

http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUSN2428844720070924?feedType=RSS&feedName=domesticNews&rpc=22&sp=true

[seclark]

this has to stop.

[Fishpicker]

does the law allow people to kill bears if they enter into a home?

[Mr. Plow]

One of my favorite bits from the Bob & Tom show....

Vague but True (http://www.vaguebuttrue.com/bt2_2216m.wav)

[Dave Lane]

Stephen will be on it like white on rice...

[Frazod]

does the law allow people to kill bears if they enter into a home?
Like I'd give a shit whether it did or not.... :bang:

Better to be judged by 12 than eaten by a big goddamn bear.

[Demonpenz]

They have finally soured on grossman

[Rain Man]

I came home the other day and there was a bear in my living room, watching Oprah and eating my Honey Bunches of Oats right out of the box. It really is out of control.

[Fishpicker]

Like I'd give a shit whether it did or not.... :bang:

Better to be judged by 12 than eaten by a big goddamn bear.

ok, I see your point but, it would be nice to have an understanding that if a bear came in, you could go ahead and let loose before anthing else happened.

And still, you would need a pretty large calibur to put a bear down, those furry ****ers are resilient.

[Rain Man]

In Colorado, you're allowed to shoot an intruder that you think poses a threat to you. So if the bear is just hanging out, I'm not sure if you can shoot it. Or if you do, you then have to put a gun in its paw.