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JimNasium
09-24-2007, 06:39 PM
"coo-roo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo"

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2007/09/19/pf-4509229.html

MISSISSAUGA, Ont. - Drinkers of Moosehead beer in Ontario are being advised to stock up on their favourite brew after thieves made off with more than 100,000 cans and bottles.

Two tractor-trailers carrying 70,000 cans and 44,000 bottles of Moosehead Lager were stolen early Wednesday morning at a transport company's facility in Mississauga, Ont.

The beer company says the retail value of the load is $200,000.

"Moosehead drinkers in Ontario would be wise to stock up today," company spokesman Joel Levesque said in a release.

"We expect it may take until early next week to replenish the stolen beer."

This is the second time in three years that Moosehead has been hit with a major beer heist.

In August 2004, a truck containing 50,000 cans of Moosehead Lager bound for Mexico was stolen.

Only 14,000 of the cans were ever found.

"We can't believe that of all the beer available in Canada that Moosehead would be targeted again," Levesque said.

runnercyclist
09-24-2007, 06:41 PM
"We can't believe that of all the beer available in Canada that Moosehead would be targeted again," Levesque said.

I can't beleive that Moosehead would be targeted in the first place. Skunky Canadian piss water.

kstater
09-24-2007, 06:42 PM
Someone is going to be really hungover tomorrow.

JimNasium
09-24-2007, 06:45 PM
Someone is going to be really hungover tomorrow.
Take off you hoser.

kstater
09-24-2007, 06:46 PM
Take off you hoser.


huh?

teedubya
09-24-2007, 06:48 PM
No way is that beer as good as Elsenore Beer, eh?

Hosers.

JimNasium
09-24-2007, 06:49 PM
huh?
You must be too young to get the Bob and Doug McKenzie reference. You brick!

JimNasium
09-24-2007, 06:49 PM
No way is that beer as good as Elsenore Beer, eh?

Hosers.
No way eh?

runnercyclist
09-24-2007, 06:50 PM
No way is that beer as good as Elsenore Beer, eh?

Hosers.

I think you mean Elsinore beer.

http://www.cafepress.com/madcapstudios.81486158

RP_McMurphy
09-24-2007, 07:39 PM
Was Jared Allen in Canada lately?

KCChiefsMan
09-24-2007, 08:01 PM
they should just look for big parties in the area

Smed1065
09-24-2007, 08:01 PM
Missing, I would not say missing.

big nasty kcnut
09-24-2007, 08:02 PM
Hey hosers you know if you put a mice in the beer bottle you get a free beer eh!

JohninGpt
09-24-2007, 08:12 PM
I hope Doug and Bob stop by this evening.

Priest4Prez
09-24-2007, 08:21 PM
You must be too young to get the Bob and Doug McKenzie reference. You brick!
Love that movie hosehead

Pitt Gorilla
09-24-2007, 08:32 PM
Beer looter, shame on you! :shake:

Jilly
09-24-2007, 08:39 PM
If I were to pull off a heist.... would it be beer or something else? If money wasn't available to steal....what would I steal? Hmmmm.....

Skip Towne
09-24-2007, 08:40 PM
I'm sticking with Icehole beer. Endorsed by Al Bundy.

runnercyclist
09-24-2007, 08:42 PM
Missing, I would not say missing.

...Bob.

Coach
09-24-2007, 08:49 PM
A message from Beer Looter Dude

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/shazamuk1/jesus/loot.jpg

Discuss Thrower
09-24-2007, 09:15 PM
Fraternity parties, lol.