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KCChiefsMan
09-25-2007, 04:53 PM
I swear if another one comes tomorrow and pisses me off I'm gonna :banghead: :mad: :cuss:

It's not that they're just trying to sell me something, it's how they respond when I tell them I'm not interested.

Well yesterday, this fat f(ck and a fat chick are yelling at the apartment above me. I heard some kind of confrontation while I was out getting the mail and assumed it was some boyfriend/girlfriend drama and didnt think much about it. Well I come back with the mail and those 2 fat f(cks are standing there and I walk by them and he asks me "Are you nice?" I'm like what? "Are you nice?" I said "I can be" and he goes ahead and says "well if your nice you'll help me win this contest and buy some magazines..." tell him no, and he tells me to go **** myself. I'm just baffled and I said "what the did you just say?" he tells me again to go **** myself...I'm a little pissed off at that point and tell him his sales strategy sucks and I don't give a shit if he gets to go on a vacation or not. I kinda gave him my Paul look of rage at that point and he quietly walks off.

Well today this other guy knocks on my door...I open it and a different guy same thing, trying to sell magazines so he can go on vacation. I politely say "not interested" and he responds "ya I always go to the losers first...haha" I say "WHAT THE **** DID YOU JUST SAY" and step out into his face and he's walking off I kinda started shouting at him and went in and got my phone and called the cops while following him and then he ran off as fast as he could.

I'm on the edge!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cuss: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

Iowanian
09-25-2007, 04:54 PM
Just open the door and lick their face.

Skip Towne
09-25-2007, 04:56 PM
You a bad mofo.

KCChiefsMan
09-25-2007, 04:56 PM
Just open the door and lick their face.

I haven't given you any new material lately huh?

KCChiefsMan
09-25-2007, 04:56 PM
You a bad mofo.

well, a few years ago I probably would have beaten them down. But I have to be smarter in these situations as I'm getting older

Iowanian
09-25-2007, 04:57 PM
I debated about going with

"DO YOU REALLLY WANNA PISS OFF A GUY WHO HATE FUGS A ROBOT!!!? YAAAAAAARRRRRR"




I decided to go with the Salt lick forhead and wait for the "then he broke my nose and I just got back from the emergency room"......oh wait....


But, I'm always looking for something new.


The fat girl is just lucky she wasn't wearing a John Deere Cap or you might have pissed on her fries!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! I SAID YAAAAAAAAAAAAAR FUTHERMUCKERS!!



As for "new material"....I just worked a "sea anemone" reference to compare with the Bullhead Clap Jhawk is recieving at this moment. Thats surely original.

KCChiefsMan
09-25-2007, 05:02 PM
I debated about going with

"DO YOU REALLLY WANNA PISS OFF A GUY WHO HATE FUGS A ROBOT!!!? YAAAAAAARRRRRR"




I decided to go with the Salt lick forhead and wait for the "then he broke my nose and I just got back from the emergency room"......oh wait....


But, I'm always looking for something new.


The fat girl is just lucky she wasn't wearing a John Deere Cap or you might have pissed on her fries!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! I SAID YAAAAAAAAAAAAAR FUTHERMUCKERS!!



As for "new material"....I just worked a "sea anemone" reference to compare with the Bullhead Clap Jhawk is recieving at this moment. Thats surely original.

I think this site is dedicated to you sir
http://www.theepiczone.com/badass.htm

Iowanian
09-25-2007, 05:05 PM
I don't think I can contend for the interweb badazz title as long as you're choke slamming the fatasaurus magazine sales lady and giving roundhouse kicks to the braces of those pesky Girlscout cookie salespersons.


Don't take my posts wrong....I'm glad you post on the planet and your orations often bring me amusement.

Donger
09-25-2007, 05:08 PM
I love door-to-door salespeople. They taste delicious. And, they're free.

Rain Man
09-25-2007, 05:37 PM
I love door-to-door salespeople. They taste delicious. And, they're free.

Yeah, people complain about them, but they're an excellent source of protein.

Dartgod
09-25-2007, 05:40 PM
I love door-to-door salespeople. They taste delicious. And, they're free.

Yeah, people complain about them, but they're an excellent source of protein.http://63.126.2.82/ClubCorp/Golf/Golf_GolfTee.jpg

Iowanian
09-25-2007, 05:41 PM
I love door-to-door salespeople. They taste delicious. And, they're free.

I guess that means Donger also votes for the "lick em" option....though I'm guessing he meant in a different location.

Don't worry donger....I hear alot of 70's porn starts that way too.

FAX
09-25-2007, 05:47 PM
I don't mind the door to door people so much.

It's the window to window ones that give me the creeps.

FAX